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103 Of The Most Savage Comebacks To Terrible Pickup Lines
The online dating world is a magnet for creeps, but these cunning users are sending them home packing with their clever pick-up line comebacks.
If you’re familiar with Tinder or any other dating/hook-up app—let’s be real, you probably are—then you’ve inevitably dealt with a few duds and lousy pick-up lines in your day. They ask for nudes right off the bat. Their lack of social skills and knowledge of flirting makes you wonder if they’re even human. Their earth-shatteringly corny pick-up lines hit you right in the cringe.
Fear no more because, thanks to the heroic beings you see below, you’ll know the best comebacks when low-lives decide to grace your phone screen. ‘Politeness is the strongest weapon’ must be a motto for these people with the anti pick-up lines—their affable-yet-savage lines are guaranteed to leave a scar.
Scroll down below for our picks of the best pick up line comebacks.
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Below The Belt
Heheh, guys aren't the only ones with terrible pickup lines, and girls aren't the only ones with snappy comebacks :o)
Double Standards
Romeo And Juliet
How Free Are You Tonight?
Pick Up Puns
Funny Comebacks for Guys Hitting on You
Rejection doesn’t have to be a buzzkill—it can be a shared smile if you inject a little humor into it. Use creative metaphors to keep it light and playful. These smooth responses to pick-up lines will help you gracefully sidestep unwanted advances:
- “If my love life were a coffee, it’d be decaf. Just a whole latte ‘nope.’”
- “Sorry, I’m booked up in the past, present, and future. Time traveler problems, you know?”
- “If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.”
- “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your mediocrity.”
- “Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my interest.”
- “If I were a cat, I’d probably use one of my nine lives just to avoid this conversation.”
It's Dark
My Head Is Intact
A Pic In A Bra
Smile And Complain
Pick Up Line Fail
How Do You Politely Say No to Someone?
If you can’t think of clever pick-up line comebacks, the safest option is to turn them down politely. Be honest and direct—no one likes beating around the bush. Politely say you’re not feeling it, but don’t go all Shakespeare on them. Keep it real; keep it simple.
Also, acknowledge their effort because, hey, they took a shot! Thank them for the compliment to soften the rejection. No need to dissect their approach and cheesy lines meaning like a science project. Keep it positive. Less “you did this wrong” and more “I’m just not in that zone.”
Finally, if you don’t have any comebacks to pick up lines, just be diplomatic. Instead of saying, “You’re not my type,” go for, “I’m not looking for that right now.” Makes it about your feelings, not their qualities.
Falling From Heaven
Happy Ending
Spelling Fail?
Stranger Danger
Mild Dyslexia
Just Go Away
Naming Your Boat
No, Thanks
High Standards
Pick Up Line Fail
First Grader Poetry
Keep An Open Mind
Surprise!
Failed Poetry
Plain And Simple
A Talking Truck
Hi Horny
Que?
Package Delivery
It Burns My Eyes
Pick Up Line Fail
Genetics
Simple Equation
WrongCumber
Social Skills
Just Bring Me Food
Silly Poems
Breaking The Ice
Bone Count
Know Your Spelling
Plural And Expensive
Rearranging The Alphabet
Archeologist
Pick Up Line Fail
Following Your Dreams
Big Fish
It's A No
Simple Explanation
Writing An Essay
Error
Rhyme Battle
Know Your Movies
I'm Busy
Talk Dirty
Eye Color
Smoking Hot
It's Not A Preference
Better response is, "Yeah, you're hotter when I'm not wearing glasses too"
No Image Found
No Need For Prayers
Back To School
Send Nudes
OMG, MY CAT RAN INTO THE BATHROOM WHEN HE SAW THIS PHOTO! LMAO WTF?!?!?!?!??!
Great Taste In Men
Pick Up Line Fail
Haunted House
Wipe That Smile
Not Your Babe
Kiss You Everywhere
Cannibalism
Pick Up Line Fail
Look What You've Done
I'll Pass
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It's Not A Picnic
Song Lyrics
Bring A New Joke
Wrong Festivity
Spelling Bee
What Does That Mean?
Opening Line
I think its amazing how men can just straight up say ignorant things to a female. Young men need to learn respect.
Bravo Avocado
There's Always Hope
Math Equation
Pick Up Line Fail
Purity Ring
Pick Up Line Fail
Here's Your Liberty
I would've said: Here, you can have both! And I would've sent them a picture of the Statue of Liberty and a donkey.
Fantastic Mustache
When i was a kid i use want to grow a beard like my older brother.. :/
Feather Allergy
Pick Up Line Fail
Egg Puns
I'm Keeping It
Be Right Back
Heart Strings
Hearts don't even have strings, they have valves and chambers. Oh, and blood. Don't forget blood.
Breaking The Ice
Fair Offer
well- we established what she is- sounds like now the are just haggling..
A Broken Heart
WTF did he think? She was lying? "For a broken heart? I could've fixed that" umm how about "oh sorry to hear"
Cute Dog
Getting Nervous
Just No
Lame Puns
Pick Up Line Fail
Correct Grammar
Pick Up Line Fail
The burns are so hot even I felt them :( the best pick up line would probably be hello.
The burns are so hot even I felt them :( the best pick up line would probably be hello.