had us in the first half not gonna lie

Upcoted for the funny response to the op

Hikes are no substitute for the playground. Why can't they do both?

Why are there lemons all over their picnic blanket? Lol

Obviously, women didn't like being slaves trapped in the house. If you want to play frontier-mom, go for it. But women are just like men, we all have different talents and skills. I can rebuild an engine and code. I prefer to be a member of the 21st century not the 6th.

There's a reason a man's body is designed to impregnate a woman but not to carry a pregnancy. It's because his intended purpose is to be used as breeding stock and then get the hell out of her life. (in case it's necessary, disclaimer, this is sarcasm.)

What? Excuse me for not wanting to risk TSS

I'd like to opt for the Sugar Daddy in Greece option please.

had us in the first half again

But also, they eat 4,000 calories a meal while being thin with little to moderate muscle definition.

Nothing screams I need attention more than putting 19th century Russian writers on the line... (and yes, I know Kafka is Czech)

Most women,and some married women like myself, (32 years) still dress up. We dress for ourselves and our men. Grow up! Hoe!

Sorry about your life choices I guess.

Yeah, my childfree self suffers from clinical depression which in turn causes various issues like being tired all the damn time. F**k you and stop playing the mom card to get special treatment.

If time were a factor you'd make instant at home. The entire point of coffeeshops is to while away time... historically while talking/discussing, now while updating your status.

Alright, the only people who should be "fast tracked" at a coffee shop are the people who just want COFFEE. If you want a Triple Mocha Latte that takes ten minutes to make, you need to get behind the person who just wants COFFEE.

Honey, you're trying to get in front of me in line for a super mocha turbo frutti di italiano prego capuccino venti ferrari madre fraccippino. You're a Karen. I have work, I'm trying not to be late, and I'm just trying to get one big coffee to go.

Hey anyone who arrived after me, there’s a queue, I couldn’t give two figs if you are tired or a Mum or even the Queen of Sheba, I was here first and that’s all that matters. I will however make an exception for Paramedics, Firefighters, Police Officers et al ‘cause they may very well end up in a rush that could save a life so I’ll give them my place if it looks right to do so. Mums in the queue? Pfffff.

No I work 24 hours every weekend with inbetween no time for family at all so you and your kids can see the matinee performance of Frozen the musical. But I don't complain about it, because I love my life and my job. But I would really like that coffee now.

I didn't make you pop out babies, you don't deserve a medal for that. YOU go to the back of the line and stop whining.

Empty people who have no identity beyond what is provided by biology.

Ugh how much I hate this. I feel the woman in the photo is named Jessica. or Bethany.

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next time have a child with someone who has a coffe maker

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No, stand in line like everyone else. Signed: mother of three

What entitled gobble-gook you speak ‘ma’

Why are you voting for this? There is no pass for anyone except pregnant women in the washrooms. Plus, make your own coffee!!!

If you slept ten hrs I'm jealous

And what do we Grandma'get? Lol ..how exactly do you prove you're a mom?Do you carry your kid's birth certificates with you? Smh...

Yes. Come to the front so i can knock you right back.

STFU and GTFO.

Nope

Someone else's life choices should never affect the life of others

Nothing wrong with extra kindness paid to moms, none of us be here without them. Being a village means maybe letting a beleaguered mom go ahead of u when she got kids in tow. Having said that, we all got problems and kindness in general is a good thing and not being all judgmental and superior over another just cuz they are at a different life stage or path altogether. Demanding preferential treatment makes u an a-hole and is not a good lesson for those kids u raising.

Dude, even I don’t wear dresses & skirts but that’s not my entire personality trait and I don’t feel like I’m not a girl because of that. You’re not special for doing something that is not even uncommon

Why do the "actual" gamers think being a gamer is such an honored title?

Be careful what you wish for. "Remember that nut-and-a-half I used to date 10 years ago? Wonder if some unfortunate soul ended up being stuck with her..." is hardly something to boast about.

ugh

Never happened...

Future "Wine Mom"

Hitting on the neighbour out of sheer pettiness. How fresh!

Ri-iiight... That's why you are standing alone by the door without a single person in sight. Whatever makes you feel better I suppose.

Ummmmm no! I had a c-section with my first and a vbac with my second. Recovery with my second daughter was much easier.

Men, of course, never express preferences when it comes to how women look or act.