had us in the first half not gonna lie

Upcoted for the funny response to the op

Hikes are no substitute for the playground. Why can't they do both?

Why are there lemons all over their picnic blanket? Lol

Obviously, women didn't like being slaves trapped in the house. If you want to play frontier-mom, go for it. But women are just like men, we all have different talents and skills. I can rebuild an engine and code. I prefer to be a member of the 21st century not the 6th.

There's a reason a man's body is designed to impregnate a woman but not to carry a pregnancy. It's because his intended purpose is to be used as breeding stock and then get the hell out of her life. (in case it's necessary, disclaimer, this is sarcasm.)

What? Excuse me for not wanting to risk TSS

I'd like to opt for the Sugar Daddy in Greece option please.

had us in the first half again

But also, they eat 4,000 calories a meal while being thin with little to moderate muscle definition.

Nothing screams I need attention more than putting 19th century Russian writers on the line... (and yes, I know Kafka is Czech)

Most women,and some married women like myself, (32 years) still dress up. We dress for ourselves and our men. Grow up! Hoe!

Sorry about your life choices I guess.

Dude, even I don’t wear dresses & skirts but that’s not my entire personality trait and I don’t feel like I’m not a girl because of that. You’re not special for doing something that is not even uncommon

Why do the "actual" gamers think being a gamer is such an honored title?

Be careful what you wish for. "Remember that nut-and-a-half I used to date 10 years ago? Wonder if some unfortunate soul ended up being stuck with her..." is hardly something to boast about.

ugh

Never happened...

Future "Wine Mom"

Hitting on the neighbour out of sheer pettiness. How fresh!

Ri-iiight... That's why you are standing alone by the door without a single person in sight. Whatever makes you feel better I suppose.

Ummmmm no! I had a c-section with my first and a vbac with my second. Recovery with my second daughter was much easier.

Men, of course, never express preferences when it comes to how women look or act.

If you can overhear people talk about The Bachelor while listening to a book about physics, you are not listening to a book about physics really well. Invest in a better pair of headphones.

She is drop dead gorgeous and I agree that there are some awful wedding dresses out there but she should have stopped after the 4th screenshot. It's not her place to attack others choices, just to lift up her own choice.

Good luck with your kidney stones and high blood pressure.

Women's rights got you to where you are today. It wasn't so long ago women couldn't open their own bank account, work after marriage, enroll in university, vote, keep their earnings...

Never seen a talking cleavage before

This person is really missing out on some beautiful female friendships. I absolutely adore women & my girlfriends. I see all women as potential friends, comrades, sisters.

Ministry of the womb? BRB...gotta get something to wash this bile out of my mouth

7 daughters running far far away from crazy mom as soon as they hit adulthood.

You don't have to pay for anyone's wedding, boys are hormonal bitchlords too, they can do their own hair, every child is a financial burden

"Wombs to be given to the Lord" ? Yikes.

"Seven wombs to be given to the Lord"? "Ministry of the Womb"? This is Handmaid's Tale territory.

Apparently sons don't have weddings, hair, or emotions according to the third paragraph.

Talk about indoctrinated and brainless.

This made my brain scream "ahhh!!"

I reallyyyyy hope those girls got out before the cult strengthened!

Those poor brainwashed girls! I hope they grow up to understand what BS this is.

Bring the Kool-Aid!

couldn't of 🙄

well except for the periods, those girls are likely to be what you end up raising them to. Don't want to pay for weddings or for them to be a financial burden? Teach them how to earn money, so they can pay for themselves without problems. Don't like hormonal time bombs, teach them to use their heads and stay in control so they won't let their emotions run wild. Teach them how to wash and brush their hair and how to do a simple braid to protect it, and quelsh the idea that hair needs to look like a L'oreal comercial whenever it pops up. Teach them about life, and what is reasonable to expect of it, that dreaming is ok, but must be realistic and that you must put in effort to make them come true.... and please stop thinking of them as "wombs". That is just such a small part of a person, and don't objectify them as things for the lord! They are individuals in their own right, and your job is to guide and help them through life, not to decide their future.

Poor kids.

If you're birthing for whatever sort of lord, rather just don't.

Not the daughters seeing this...

I cannot quite understand this. If she didn't want children how did "god" give her 7? Handed over or what?

So many words to say "I see 7 girls who I am going to teach that they are nothing more than slaves, and it is TOTALLY NOT WEIRD AT ALL that I am thinking about my young children's wombs"

Any mention of "God," or "The Lord," instantly disqualifies the speaker of even the slightest semblance of cogence, reason, or sanity

Wombs to be given to the lord?!

And this is why I believe in sterilisation...