had us in the first half not gonna lie

Upcoted for the funny response to the op

Hikes are no substitute for the playground. Why can't they do both?

Why are there lemons all over their picnic blanket? Lol

Obviously, women didn't like being slaves trapped in the house. If you want to play frontier-mom, go for it. But women are just like men, we all have different talents and skills. I can rebuild an engine and code. I prefer to be a member of the 21st century not the 6th.

There's a reason a man's body is designed to impregnate a woman but not to carry a pregnancy. It's because his intended purpose is to be used as breeding stock and then get the hell out of her life. (in case it's necessary, disclaimer, this is sarcasm.)

What? Excuse me for not wanting to risk TSS

I'd like to opt for the Sugar Daddy in Greece option please.

had us in the first half again

But also, they eat 4,000 calories a meal while being thin with little to moderate muscle definition.

Nothing screams I need attention more than putting 19th century Russian writers on the line... (and yes, I know Kafka is Czech)

Most women,and some married women like myself, (32 years) still dress up. We dress for ourselves and our men. Grow up! Hoe!

Sorry about your life choices I guess.

Dude, even I don’t wear dresses & skirts but that’s not my entire personality trait and I don’t feel like I’m not a girl because of that. You’re not special for doing something that is not even uncommon

Why do the "actual" gamers think being a gamer is such an honored title?

I killed my husband and my kids in Sims, that is gaming. I got rid of my troubling opponents! Tell me again about gaming!

We don't claim this person. Insane hours spent gaming is not really the flex she thinks it is.

I have 5000hrs in Kerbal Space Program, does that make me a gamer?

Who remembers Lesuire Suit Larry? Can I claim to be a gamer?

I do a lot of work with seniors & folks with traumatic brain injuries. We focus on exercising cognitive awareness & enhancing neuroplasticity via gaming. 1/3 of them are finishing up BG3, another 1/3 are finishing or new gaming Elden before June, the remaining 1/3 are all over the board playing everything from mobile tap games to Fortnite to platformers, dungeons & VR. Many had never played a video game until they joined our group. Many more hadn’t played since Atari 2600. They’re all very proud of being gamers, but they’re so nonassuming. There are no qualifiers of what it means to be a gamer other than they, indeed, play video games.

How tf is Mario not a real game it’s one of the earliest video games series and still one of the most popular collections of games of all time. Same goes for Pokémon.

I played 300+ hours with my weenie. Am I an ACTUAL w*nker?

I don't have a PS4 so I can't pick up a PS4 controller and get validation from this person and it will haunt me foreeeeeeeeeeeever.

Pokemon and Mario are some of the most recognizable gaming franchises out there, so stfu OP. They are part of the 90s kid gaming starter pack. (I still have the OG Pokemon games for the Gameboy I had when I was 10.) And the Ninetendo 64 was fun! It had 007, Mario, Perfect Dark, and Resident Evil 2. (N64 RE2 was great because it had additional files you could collect which provided more backstory and a randomizer mode, so the items were a surprise, but in a fun way.) I guess this is an old post since they keep mentioning PS4. Get a PS5 and install the extended storage OP so you can finally be a real gamer. And you haven't even play nearly 600 hours of Horizon Forbidden West like me? Loser. BTW your dad is my new sugar daddy and is taking me to Greece and is going to kick you out of your basement. (I hope that was clear that was sarcasm. Except I really did play that much Horizon Forbidden West.)

Dear ACTUAL gamers, we do not care what you think about our Pokemon, Sims, or Mario Cart. Enjoy your carpel tunnel hand alone tonight. -sincerely, all of the ACTUAL women

If you've played any video game (I'd go as far too include things like chess) then you are a gamer

…… this.. really… p//sed me off. Some people need to hold their tongue. Or it will.. *Evil chuckle* bite them in the butt.

Np one comes for my beloved stardew valley and animal crossing.

He just mad bc he knocked his bottle of pee over onto his keyboard

How do you say I spend all my time in my mommy's basement with no real job w/o saying I spend all my time in my mommy's basement with no real job.

@ me when you have to deal with the OG Nintendo controller from the 1980's. I still have have flashbacks of that damn robot killing me during Gyromyte. She wants to gate keep, I got all day. #StardewRules

What a complete douchewagon... If you enjoy even one game of any kind regularly then you are a gamer

Those listed are gateway games to more serious gaming eventually - be warned!

All real gamers are laughing at this person for gatekeeping being a gamer. B***h, gaming started with Pong. Challenge (and/or skill) is in the eye of the beholder.

After Gamers game for too long they become gamey.

Gatekeeping much?

Mario is the OG GAME she can get bent

"Talk to me when you have a Pong dial in your hands"

"Mario isn't a real game?" Whoever wrote this is a colossal moron. Everything single thing this person wrote is a joke.

only 100 hours? LOL

or get a job/ life outside , who has 300 hours to play a game

It’s really not something to be proud of.

800+ hours in Stardew Valley. Very proud of it.