ANY FREAKING ECONOMICS TEXTBOOK.

Schrodinger never had a cat. That's why he had no idea if the cat was alive if he didn't look in the box. At 30 seconds past mealtime, you will know if the cat is dead or alive.

Mobius strip

This is why I didn't take geometry, I couldn't remember all the damned formulas. I mean, how many times will I use that formula? Just give me the damned formula and I will do the math. Sheesh. Or calculus. Algebra, no problem, it was easy. But the rest, screw the formulas.

I absolutely hate it when someone says "oh, that can't exist because yada yada." And I say "fergawdsake it's FICTION.' However, many, many future scientists and other of that ilk watched the original Star Trek and are now creating and have created the tech that they used. You cannot create something until someone thinks of it.

My dad who’s an engineer with a physics degree always says “explained” instead “invented” or “discovered”. It’s always been there just needs to be explained 🤷🏼‍♀️

Literally

I don't get it... Sorry if I'm being stupid I'm only in high school

Cow.

The peace du resistance. (Read with cheesy Monty-Python French accent.)

Reality has very little function in our society

Don't do it.

Ah yes, the amazing round house.

I just watched this with my kids, great movie!

brain.exe is not responding

Hexagons are the bestagons

is it important in daily life? maybe. is it important to study? YESYESYESYES xD

Could be Tesla and Edison.

Obviously this "person" has never had a chocolate chip cookie with ice cold milk. THAT is perfection. Idijit

I always feel like this.

UMDERSTOOD

diffemples

Students regularly doing the finger gun during an exam and concluding "Ok, the force goes this way".

Accelerator go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

As a function of velocity, no less.

me ignoring what i need over what i want..

I'm sending this one to my brother, who majored in astrophysics. I will, then, ignore his response which will indubitably be a lecture. I just want to annoy him.

For those who don't get it, this is the 2 slit experiment, a quantum mechanics experiment where you send a bunch of photons through 2 slits. The black dots on the back board represent where the photons hit, if you observe the photons before they go through the slits they land where you expect, in 2 lines as shown on the bottom, if you don't observe them then they land in the stripes above, since their probabilities weren't collapsed so they can end up in seemingly impossible patterns. This about the limit of my knowledge on it though, and I may've gotten some stuff wrong so don't quote me Edit: Correction from JMil, it's if you try and detect the photon going through one of the slits, not if you observe them before the experiment. Also, the pattern is caused by the photon seeming to interfere with itself as if it had gone through both slits. Read their reply below for more info from someone who knows more than me

"Your units are wrong! cried the teacher. Your church weighs six joules — what a feature! And the people inside Are four hours wide, And eight gauss away from the preacher!" - https://www.physics.harvard.edu/undergrad/limericks

Nope, not if it is coming from Earth.

Many great scientists have been honored with many useful measurement units. Some of them, with not-so-useful units. The SAGAN, named after astronomer Carl Sagan, is the unit for "a generic large quantity of stuff, usually more than four billions of it". Scientist Paul Dirac, who was well known for his silent disposition, gave origin to the Dirac, a measurement that equals to 1 word/hour. Richard Greenblatt, the notorious american hacker and MIT scientist, upheld the myth of the... lack of hygiene in the IT community and went on to be honored with the "milliBlatt", a measurement of strong body odor.

is that the phone number of an Islandington flat where Arthur Dent attended a dinner party?

kaguya-samas love is war (i know better now thanks for the help on that other meme!)

Um... Air resistance is a thing

I don't think I'd ever call myself Donald Trump, even for a meme...