“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers)

We’ve all got pet peeves. Some people will smack anyone who starts chewing with their mouth open, and others might already be on their way home if a date shows up 5 minutes late. But there are also plenty of things people can say to make their potential friendships instantly go up in flames.

Someone recently asked Reddit users to share words and phrases that alert them that they won't like a person, and readers did not hold back. Below, you’ll find a variety of statements that people can't stand, so enjoy learning what not to say upon meeting someone, and be sure to upvote the phrases that you consider to be red flags as well!

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Anything that involves "god's will"

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“I’m not racist but…”

Yes. Yes you are.

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Describes himself as an Alpha Male. Tells you implausible stories about how tough he is/how many women he's "Banged". Yeah, me an you gonna fall out soon buddy

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Anyone who is rude to waitstaff.
Been on a few dates where potential partners treated the waiter/waitress like garbage.
Instant dislike and termination of the date.

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Boys will be boys

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MAGA.

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “People don’t like me because I tell it like it is”

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "We're a family here" in a work setting. Mother f****r you just laid off "cousin" Bill.

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“Do your own research.” Quickly became the mantra of some of the most misinformed and ignorant people on the planet.

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#10

"Men are logical/analytical, and women are emotional."

That's one of the most inaccurate statements I keep hearing every time I listen to a certain type of people on certain videos/podcasts.

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#11

'thoughts and prayers"

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#12

"Ugh I hate cats"

I can't trust someone who says that. People who hate cats, really hate cats. To the point of abuse.

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “No offense, but…”, just before saying the most offensive thing you’ve heard in your life.

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#14

"It's all a part of god's plan"

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#15

"I am an influencer / I have xxxx followers..."

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) You should smile more 🙄

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#17

"The Election Was Stolen!"

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#18

"i have no problem with the gays, just keep it away from me"

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “I’m so bipolar” to explain why they are indecisive or to play off poor life choices. Or just to say to sound quirky. Really hate that. I’m bipolar and rarely tell anyone.

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Women who say “I only have guy friends” which is usually followed by something like “women always bring drama / women are usually bitches / women can’t handle how real I am / women are always jealous of me.”

ETA: Yeah, it’s great having guy friends, but the problem is women who view other women as the enemy.

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"Why isn't there a white history month" I'm not even huge into politics, but this says a lot about someone to me

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Phoenix 1 year ago

Because there's already 11.5 white history months.

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DippityDooDerp 1 year ago

But why isn't there an Asian History Month? Or more importantly a cat history month.

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David Phillips 1 year ago

There are 12 history months. That's it. "Black history" is not total history. It's recognition that a) history is written by the winners, and b) we are supposedly at a stage in our social evolution where we can recognise and allow for that. The manipulation of history is a tool of autocratic demagogueas like Stalin and deSantis, but denying the contributions of white A-S males or claiming Cleopatra was black don't help. (By the way, I want bonus upvotes for pointing out the similarities between deSantis and Stalin. I'm sure Ron would be pleased!)

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Kathryn Baylis 1 year ago

Not to mention all the preceding millennia of white history months.

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Shane G 1 year ago

Incorrect. There are 12 white history months with some pandering along the way. It's sad, really, because there are people who literally want to ignore certain parts of history because it might cause their children to develop empathy.

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John George 1 year ago

Not to mention a few White History centuries.

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Glenn Milliken 1 year ago

If that was true I wouldn't have to read s**t like this

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MR 1 year ago

12. 12 months. Even when there's other history taught.

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Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago

"Why isn't there International MEN'S Day??" There is, but for some reason we only seem to hear about it on International Women's Day.

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Pride Bean️‍ 1 year ago

Because literally every month is white history month.

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Tres D 1 year ago

That's just factually untrue!

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Bill Kubeck 1 year ago

Actually, need a White History Month. This would be a month where we hear about the REAL history of White people instead of the c**p they served us in high and college.

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

And straight month

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Ivona 1 year ago

That would be good. Also, how about a Native American History month and a Latin |American history month?

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WonderWoman 1 year ago

November is Native American Heritage month. September 15-October 15 is Hispanic Heritage month.

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jaredsbanta 1 year ago (edited)

I don’t look at it from this viewpoint, I disagree with the “history months” because I see it as limiting to the subject matter. Why not start with dumping holidays that should not be celebrated like Columbus Day and celebrate the pioneering people of all cultures all the time. Covered up history has been coming out and the people should be celebrated. In all honesty how many of you all know the name Joseph Rainey?

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WonderWoman 1 year ago

We have had a millennia of white history. Check out Florida, they are making it white washed white history by law. .. It is time for the real truth of history to be told.

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foxgirl158 1 year ago

It's got the same vibe as "why isn't there a heterosexual month"

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Nimitz 1 year ago

This goes next to "Why can't we have a straight pride parade?"...

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Jenny Fullerton 1 year ago

Or saying on International Womens Day “ when is it mens day?” It’s November 19th Arsehole !

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Ryan Mercer 1 year ago (edited)

People who say this have no actual concept of what a white history month celebration would look like or even be about, they just need to feel special and they feel like someone else is getting all of the attention. But if there were such a month, I can only imagine it celebrating the day we stopped forcibly relocating native americans, the day we stopped enslaving african americans, the day we ended colonialism and all of its brutality, and perhaps the days we invented the nuclear bomb, breasts implants, and electro-shock therapy. Or maybe it could celebrate the banning of black history books and gender reassignment surgery. I'm guessing they'd be onboard with the last two.

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Janice - Hazeldine 1 year ago

More awareness should be made of Native Americans. They have been more persecuted than African Americans ever have and still are.

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Mike_The_Nike 1 year ago

i have met too many people who have said that

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Susan Widomski 1 year ago

Why do we have to exclude any group or include any group? History is about all of the beings that populate our planet or were eliminated from our planet. Learning opens doors that benefit all of us. Some people are just trying to survive on our world. Shouldn't we know about them?

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Justme 1 year ago

Probably the same nasty person going around saying “ALL lives matter”

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Nichole Harris 1 year ago

Why not just history????

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robin aldrich 1 year ago

Also we shouldn't tell the truth about the history of this country because it might make white people... what? UNCOMFORTABLE?.

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Bahrain Rico 1 year ago

This one’s funny because “I’m not into politics” is one of mine. You might not follow politics but I can assure you you’ve got political beliefs.

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Kat097 1 year ago

I think we could have a multi color month as well. Not all of us are just one color. LOL

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Bookworm 1 year ago

OMG yes

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Mrs.Pugh 1 year ago

What’s the truth Michael?

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Mrs.Pugh 1 year ago

Stay mad Jared

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) If a person humiliates others for the sake of boosting his own ego, I immediately stop communicating with that person.

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#23

"Sheeple" As soon as I hear it I tune out everything else they have to say

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#24

"oh, that's such typical [star sign] behaviour"

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “I’m brutally honest”

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) A man who uses “Females” to refer to women.

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#27

I believe in the Bible as historical fact

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#28

Woke.

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#29

"Do you know who I am?"

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#30

"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"

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#31

“I just say what everyone else is thinking”. Describing someone as an “alpha” “sigma” “beta”, or calling women “females”

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#32

“Let’s go Brandon”

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#33

"Yes but you know there's worst" everytime you have an issue. Denying the pain of someone isn't helping them at all. Yes other have it worst, but at day D, hour H, I want to talk about my feeling and feel heard and seen. I want solutions or I want help or I want someone to b***h about the subject / person which / who is sensitive topic for me. Not thinking about others. That's not being selfish, that's destressing, and if you can't find a solution at least outing bad vibes.

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "My ex was a narcissist". I didn't hear this nearly as often until the last year or so. Now suddenly everyone has had an ex that was a narcissist. I work in the behavioral health field and this one drives me crazy.

Like no, just because you both wanted different things in life doesn't make him selfish enough to be labeled with an actual *personality disorder,* ***oh my god.*** Just say you weren't compatible and move on with your life.

No offense to those who actually did genuinely date a narcissist.

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#35

“You’re so quiet”

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#36

"As a straight, white, cisgender person..."

Ma'am this a Wendy's.

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "oh im compelled to do this totally normal activity because my OCD/adhd/bipolar is kicking in!"

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#38

people who will insert, “well if trump was still in office…” in every single conversation despite having nothing to do with politics

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Got my shirt for x amount, my shoes for y amount type of people. You paid way more than normal people for stuff that's not something to brag about. Also do you really have no innate worth that you have to toss around price tags to attract people's attention.

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#40

People who lie/brag about their IQ. In my experience they seem like the dumbest people.

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#41

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "I'm a -insert star sign- so that's why I'm (being a c**t)"

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#42

I had this new coworker who I didn’t have to work with, but could have made both of our jobs easier. He didn’t even need to say anything. At the first morning meeting he had a Daily Wire coffee mug that said, “this cup is filled with liberal tears.”
Yeah, no thanks dude. I don’t need your help with anything.

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#43

"All men are trash"

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#44

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “My truth”

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "as an empath --"

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#46

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "I hate drama." I have never heard someone say this, unsolicited, and not been exhausted with their shenanigans within a day.

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#47

"As an ENFP/ISTJ/JKDSAJKHSDF/other alphabet soup personality test baloney..."

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#48

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "Why didn't they just take the eagles to Mordor?"

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#49

"snowflakes", "woke", or "unbeknownst".

Especially unbeknownst, I hate that word more than is reasonable to acknowledge.

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#50

"Tough love" often seems to be used as an excuse to be a d**k. I get it when it's like an intervention, but most times I've personally heard it this was just people who wanted to start s**t.

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“Everything happens for a reason.”

Nah that’s just a b******t platitude you tell yourself because thinking the world operates on logic and reason is a coping mechanism for avoiding the reality that the world is unfair, unpredictable and bad things happen to good people all the time.

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Anyone older who says "back in my day...you younger people don't know what hard work is..." Anything like that as if they couldn't buy a house on minimum wage and go to college without crippling debt. I personally graduated debt free thanks to scholarships but the older generations seem to not understand the wage/cost disparity between their generation and younger generations.

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#53

When they start bragging about themselves when they first meet you.

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#54

specifically anyone who refers to the covid as "the rona". i hate you.

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#55

If they refer to themself as a brand.

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#56

Anything involving crystal healing, essential oils doing more than just smelling nice, or projecting one's dreams into reality. I forget the exact term for the third thing, at this moment.

If any one of those things come up in conversation and you're being serious about it, I automatically don't trust you completely. If multiple are a part of your personality, I don't trust you at all.

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#57

When talking about someone favorite sports team and they use the word "we". What did you do to contribute to the team.

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#58

"I removed one of your kidneys while you were unconscious."

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#59

Where’s my huuuuug?

Immediately no.

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#60

I work in construction and am gay. I think construction workers are the only ones who still say 'that's gay' about anything bad. So, any of those guys

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#61

To play devil’s advocate… proceed to argue for some unhinged sociopathic s**t…

Just say you hate every damn person on this planet and leave us alone.

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The gratuitous "God Bless"

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#63

"stop being weird"

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#64

“You’re talking too much” when I’m being quiet just chilling

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#65

"meat is murder"

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#66

LITERALLY.

Like, literally

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#67

You know what your problem is don't you?

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#68

"I'm a free spirit"

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“Irregardless” or “It is what it is”

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Anyone using words like "literally", "toxic" or "problematic" in every other sentence. It's like these words have lost all meaning.

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#71

Engagement, initiative…any kind of “group speak” that sounds like the corporate marketing manager plagiarized…

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#72

“I’m the type of person thaaaat…” You always know it gonna be followed by some egotistical b******t. Ex: If you cross me I’ll cut you off real quick, don’t f**k with me.”

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#73

Living my best life

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#74

"it's none of my biz, but..."

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#75

"wambulance"

I've never heard anyone use that term who wasn't a flaming douchebag.

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#76

“…just saying.”

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#77

Anyone who uses the phrase "are you/they on crack?" in response to a joke. Makes them seem very judgmental and like they have almost no sense of humor. Plus it makes it awkward for everyone.

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#78

Referring to something being "shoved down our throats". I've found it to be a red flag for reactionary/narcissistic/conspiratorial thinking.

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#79

“Say it louder for the ones in the back “…

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#80

For me it’s not words or phrases. It’s tone.

If they sound stressed or panicked or impatient over a small issue, I immediately know they’re a chore to deal with.

For example, you toss trash in the bin, miss. Go to pick it up, and they jump on you for littering.

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#81

“Normalize”

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#82

" you're part of the problem" people who say this are a part of the problem.

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#83

« I’m vegan »

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#84

"My pronouns are..."

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#85

"I'm on the spectrum"

"Stop enforcing gender norms"

"LETS F*****G GOOOOO!"

"That's so f*****g cringe"

"Donald Trump was the best president ever"

"Donald Trump was the worst president ever"

"Sex and gender are a social construct"

"Capitalism is destroying the world"

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Jake stenhouse 1 year ago

“ALL lives matter” is my red flag

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Dave Hinckley 1 year ago

Until black lives matter, not all lives matter

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Phase9.ka 1 year ago

You're saying not all lives matter?

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Bowtechie 1 year ago (edited)

Some of these are legit, but for the most part my opinion is that y'all just don't like people.

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Andy Frobig 1 year ago

I feel seen, thank you

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ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago

For me, what sets alarm bells ringing is someone I've little or no relationship with who says "Trust me". WHO?

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RubBarron 1 year ago

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Boris Long-Johnson 1 year ago (edited)

Using the size of someone penis as an insult - especially common with women who really don’t like being asked if they’re being such a b-tch cause they’ve a c**t the size of a bucket? (How the tables have turned). Simple rule - don’t attack someone on something they can’t change!

10points

Noname 1 year ago (edited)

I think that if you're a male and insult a woman first by calling her a b***h or c**t, you deserve to have your penis ridiculed.

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

What if they said my nose was bigger than their penis so I said they clearly had a tiny penis

1point

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

Ooooo - yes, I hate that!

1point

Sonja 1 year ago

Well, Greta Turnberg gave the one, single example where it's just a well deserved burn in return

0points

ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago

I'm agog at the subject matter of this convo between "Long-Johnson" and "Lolly-Gagger" //oo// Please tell me y'all are real.

-1point

Araminta 1 year ago

Eh, if they cut me off in their ford F2000 then they compensating. It's valid if they value such a non meaningful thing and think women love them

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censorshipsucks 1 year ago

A red flag they forgot is someone who writes in weebspeak, like "*blushes* *gets hot and bothered* *shuffles feet:*" my god it is cringeworthy.

9points

DBear 1 year ago

Anyone who starts bragging about their self-defense skills. No, your hands are NOT registered as lethal weapons. Also anyone who brags about having street smarts. That instantly tells me you don't because if you did there would be no need to brag about it.

8points

Gardener of Weeden 1 year ago

#1 rule - do what you need to , to get the flack away. (according to my teacher.)

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NatalieC 1 year ago

"I am a force to be reckoned with." Really?

6points

Asswipe 1 year ago

How about "My farts are to be reckoned with"?

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Dizzie D 1 year ago

'I'm not a dog person, keep it away from me' Had this in a park the other day. A park, full of dogs. Hmmm okay.

4points

Boreddd🇺🇦 1 year ago

Dogs are adorable, but I'm a little scared of them, which is why I sometimes say this. Though, after going with one of my friends on some dog walks, I'm getting more comfortable:)

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Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

So….I am not a dog person. I don’t like getting hair and lick on me. I say that and people act like I want to get in my car and go and run over puppies. But I love the joy dogs bring other humans and I love watching dogs from afar in parks, and doing Flyball and all the cute derpy dog pics on BP. But I don’t want a pup nor will I ever.

6points

Animelover 1 year ago

They could be scared of dogs

5points

Joroches 1 year ago

For the record I love dogs but are you suggesting people who don't like dogs are not allowed to enjoy parks. You sound like the problem in this scenario.

4points

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

Just also, I’m not going to allow my kids to come up and wipe their grubby hands on you, so I’m the same way, I think it’s responsible dog ownership to keep your dog under control in public and not let it jump at me or snaffle my food, please. People are allowed to be at parks too.

1point

Tammilee Truitt 1 year ago

Have a blessed day. And you have an enchanted evening.

3points

Marilyn Russell 1 year ago

I will - thank you!

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Kate Κts 1 year ago

"There is no manual for being a parent" Ans after that I invariably hear a horror story about how they messed their children.

3points

JP Doyle 1 year ago

"Can't you just stop being anxious/depressed/panicked?" or "There's no reason for you to be depressed." Like anyone who suffers from anxiety and depression LIKES being that way. The only thing I've ever heard that's more ridiculous was a co-worker talking to a friend who said "Why don't they try not acting like they were black?"

2points

Christian Fuller 1 year ago

"I prefer my fish-flavored microwave popcorn burnt."

2points

Lana Lana Banana 1 year ago

What??? 😂😂😂

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Oh Gosh 1 year ago

Saying "you know" every other word. I completely tune out.

2points

Shankshaw Redeemer 1 year ago

My cousin does this. Drives me bonkers!

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kath morgan 1 year ago

As a challenge, try answering them all. Yes I know

1point

Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

Sometimes that is a verbal tic. I can't help it. It used to be "like" or "you know" or saying "no" in front of a sentence when answering with a different response. I try to stop it's really difficult.

1point

kath morgan 1 year ago

“Happiness is a choice~!”

2points

Dak Janiels 1 year ago

I'd like to add "Do you want me to be honest...?" NO, no thank you. If you aren't already speaking honestly, I'm going to assume the next thing you say won't go well.

2points

Libra Sun 1 year ago

The lazy phrase "I know, right?"

2points

That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago (edited)

But ikr is really useful, especially in text

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Lana Lana Banana 1 year ago

Widely unpopular opinion here: "Doggo" and the like. I cannot STAAAAAAND doggo, hooman, and all the rest of that. It drives me absolutely batshit insane.

1point

Ashtray 1 year ago

Things could always be worse.

1point

Sky Render 1 year ago (edited)

Pretty much anything relating to "gender critical" is a quick ignore for me. It's like watching a toddler throw a temper tantrum because mommy didn't let them smoke a cigarette: prevention of harm through ignorance being met with hate and rage. I'm intersex, not whatever binary was forcibly written on my birth certificate, and my gender is not defined by that slip of paper either for that matter.

1point

Jennifer 1 year ago

"If you can't handle me at my worst...." Psycho! Probably a drunk. 10 out of 10 would fit right into the jersey shore cast.

1point

Dee 1 year ago (edited)

"I can't function until I...." No, you're just lazy.

1point

That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago

But..... coffee!

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Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

People who use the phrases crotch goblins/spawn/brat/“Ugh, I just don’t like children”. You are allowed to not be drawn to spending lots of time with kids. You are allowed to not be a parent (in fact please don’t if you don’t want to), you are allowed to not enjoy being in close proximity to children making a lot of high pitched noise. What I don’t understand it why it had become socially acceptable to name call and ostracise a vulnerable minority group of humans. We don’t accept a nasty names for people if different skin colours and cultural backgrounds, we don’t accept down putting and isolation of people with disabilities, we don’t accept people saying “Ugh, I just don’t like old people”, so why should treating kids the same way be acceptable?

1point

Missylyn Crowell 1 year ago

“You know what your problem is…”, I wasn’t aware I had a problem other than you. SMH

0points

Barbara Baldwin 1 year ago

Keto. Gluten free. Paleo. I uninstalled Pinterest because it's ground zero for those words

0points

Rosie 1 year ago

Why are we so judgy? Sure, some idiots open their mouths & prove how moronic they are. I for one am grateful. Good to know! Others simply say things that are not my style. They may be good people otherwise. The world would suck if we all thought/spoke the same way. I just don't understand the hate, especially over a word/phrase. I don't hate even the worst of these, just avoid them.

0points

Jennifer Albritton 1 year ago

Anything about religion, wokeness, and cats

0points

Noname 1 year ago

Yes! And normally I'd make an exception about cats, but I just saw the "Kitchen Nightmares" episode about Amy's Baking Company and she says "we have 3 sons who inhabit cat bodies" and "I speak feline- meow meow meow meow." That level is a red flag for me.

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Demolition Lover (He/him) 1 year ago

"The intrusive thoughts won!" while referring to, idk, spontaneously dying their hair. Those are impulsive thoughts. Impulsive thoughts are throwing something, dying your hair, binge shopping. Intrusive thoughts are horrific, sickening images and ideas that stay in your head constantly because of mental illness. I have diagnosed OCD. Intrusive thoughts are about hurting others. Hurting yourself. And not just punching someone, like horrible sh*t you'd see in American psycho or happy tree friends. Anything taboo or morally wrong can be constantly on repeat in your mind, like r*pe, p*dophillia, ect. And you can't stop it. Because they are INTRUSIVE. You feel like the most horrible, evil, disgusting person ever. When mine were bad, I was having daily panic attacks, and su*cidal thoughts at age 10/11. And you can't just tell people whats going on, because 1. no one knows what intrusive thoughts or OCD actually is, and 2. You can't describe them without triggering or upsetting people.

0points

Gg 1 year ago

Anyone who says "on accident" or "conversate" drives me nuts

0points

Ansi 1 year ago

"I'm not like other girls..."

0points

Noname 1 year ago

"I can admit when I'm wrong!" They never do.

0points

Admiral Graf Spee he/him 1 year ago

Thank you

0points

PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago

So many panda trolls come out on threads like this.....

0points

Caryle 1 year ago

ya know what I mean? And it’s always said at least four times in the story. Hate it. Hate it hate it.

0points

Caryle 1 year ago

My hubby

0points

Tim 1 year ago

My submission: " I made mega big bucks doing this thing which is totally not a scam. Just go to this website."

0points

Captain Awesome 1 year ago

I'm the woke alpha male who tells it like it is. You dig. /s

0points

Colin 1 year ago

Men are trash. Females are cizunts. Thoughts and prayers everyone. 🤣🤣🤣

0points

Jennifer 1 year ago

"You know how I am." Yes, I do. You use this nonspecific, lame a$$ excuse to be a s*** person.

0points

Joseph Teopaco 1 year ago

Should pronouns people and you misgendered me people be in the list?

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Mrs.Pugh 1 year ago

Yes

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cameron crosby 1 year ago

Wow, I posted a comment that basically said I don't like these one-sided politically-based bored pandas and my comment got immediate blocked by I suppose a one-sided political censor. Nice work Bored Panda! Great job on keeping an open mind and a place for open discussion! Guess I need to not resist and be assimilated by the snow flakes...oh sorry, snowflakes don't like people that call them snowflakes.

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Joroches 1 year ago

Honey, there's only one person acting like a snowflake here and it's you. I know it's hard but accepting that other people have a different opinion than you is something that comes with being a grownup.

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Andrea Steinacher 1 year ago

"could of.." -"would of" ------ maaan, that is "could´ve" what is literally "could HAVE" ----- I don´t like people being that lazy with their own language

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago

"It is what it is" I freaking hate when people say that. It "is what it is" because you are too lazy/scared/disinterested in actually doing something to change the situation for the better.

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cameron crosby 1 year ago

Yuck..these political Bored Pandas are annoying. So much virtual signalling...so much my side's good...the other side's bad...blah, blah, blah, blah. Most of us are here to take a break from the political warfare and don't really want to hear from yet another close minded, bigoted author who is talking to the rest of those inhabiting their political bubble.

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Jake stenhouse 1 year ago

“ALL lives matter” is my red flag

22points

Dave Hinckley 1 year ago

Until black lives matter, not all lives matter

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Phase9.ka 1 year ago

You're saying not all lives matter?

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Bowtechie 1 year ago (edited)

Some of these are legit, but for the most part my opinion is that y'all just don't like people.

17points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

I feel seen, thank you

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ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago

For me, what sets alarm bells ringing is someone I've little or no relationship with who says "Trust me". WHO?

2points

RubBarron 1 year ago

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Boris Long-Johnson 1 year ago (edited)

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Noname 1 year ago (edited)

I think that if you're a male and insult a woman first by calling her a b***h or c**t, you deserve to have your penis ridiculed.

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

What if they said my nose was bigger than their penis so I said they clearly had a tiny penis

1point

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

Ooooo - yes, I hate that!

1point

Sonja 1 year ago

Well, Greta Turnberg gave the one, single example where it's just a well deserved burn in return

0points

ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago

I'm agog at the subject matter of this convo between "Long-Johnson" and "Lolly-Gagger" //oo// Please tell me y'all are real.

-1point

Araminta 1 year ago

Eh, if they cut me off in their ford F2000 then they compensating. It's valid if they value such a non meaningful thing and think women love them

-1point

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

A red flag they forgot is someone who writes in weebspeak, like "*blushes* *gets hot and bothered* *shuffles feet:*" my god it is cringeworthy.

9points

DBear 1 year ago

8points

Gardener of Weeden 1 year ago

#1 rule - do what you need to , to get the flack away. (according to my teacher.)

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NatalieC 1 year ago

"I am a force to be reckoned with." Really?

6points

Asswipe 1 year ago

How about "My farts are to be reckoned with"?

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Dizzie D 1 year ago

'I'm not a dog person, keep it away from me' Had this in a park the other day. A park, full of dogs. Hmmm okay.

4points

Boreddd🇺🇦 1 year ago

Dogs are adorable, but I'm a little scared of them, which is why I sometimes say this. Though, after going with one of my friends on some dog walks, I'm getting more comfortable:)

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Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

6points

Animelover 1 year ago

They could be scared of dogs

5points

Joroches 1 year ago

For the record I love dogs but are you suggesting people who don't like dogs are not allowed to enjoy parks. You sound like the problem in this scenario.

4points

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

1point

Tammilee Truitt 1 year ago

Have a blessed day. And you have an enchanted evening.

3points

Marilyn Russell 1 year ago

I will - thank you!

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Kate Κts 1 year ago

"There is no manual for being a parent" Ans after that I invariably hear a horror story about how they messed their children.

3points

JP Doyle 1 year ago

2points

Christian Fuller 1 year ago

"I prefer my fish-flavored microwave popcorn burnt."

2points

Lana Lana Banana 1 year ago

What??? 😂😂😂

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Oh Gosh 1 year ago

Saying "you know" every other word. I completely tune out.

2points

Shankshaw Redeemer 1 year ago

My cousin does this. Drives me bonkers!

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kath morgan 1 year ago

As a challenge, try answering them all. Yes I know

1point

Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

1point

kath morgan 1 year ago

“Happiness is a choice~!”

2points

Dak Janiels 1 year ago

I'd like to add "Do you want me to be honest...?" NO, no thank you. If you aren't already speaking honestly, I'm going to assume the next thing you say won't go well.

2points

Libra Sun 1 year ago

The lazy phrase "I know, right?"

2points

That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago (edited)

But ikr is really useful, especially in text

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Lana Lana Banana 1 year ago

Widely unpopular opinion here: "Doggo" and the like. I cannot STAAAAAAND doggo, hooman, and all the rest of that. It drives me absolutely batshit insane.

1point

Ashtray 1 year ago

Things could always be worse.

1point

Sky Render 1 year ago (edited)

1point

Jennifer 1 year ago

"If you can't handle me at my worst...." Psycho! Probably a drunk. 10 out of 10 would fit right into the jersey shore cast.

1point

Dee 1 year ago (edited)

"I can't function until I...." No, you're just lazy.

1point

That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago

But..... coffee!

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Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

1point

Missylyn Crowell 1 year ago

“You know what your problem is…”, I wasn’t aware I had a problem other than you. SMH

0points

Barbara Baldwin 1 year ago

Keto. Gluten free. Paleo. I uninstalled Pinterest because it's ground zero for those words

0points

Rosie 1 year ago

0points

Jennifer Albritton 1 year ago

Anything about religion, wokeness, and cats

0points

Noname 1 year ago

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Demolition Lover (He/him) 1 year ago

0points

Gg 1 year ago

Anyone who says "on accident" or "conversate" drives me nuts

0points

Ansi 1 year ago

"I'm not like other girls..."

0points

Noname 1 year ago

"I can admit when I'm wrong!" They never do.

0points

Admiral Graf Spee he/him 1 year ago

Thank you

0points

PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago

So many panda trolls come out on threads like this.....

0points

Caryle 1 year ago

ya know what I mean? And it’s always said at least four times in the story. Hate it. Hate it hate it.

0points

Caryle 1 year ago

My hubby

0points

Tim 1 year ago

My submission: " I made mega big bucks doing this thing which is totally not a scam. Just go to this website."

0points

Captain Awesome 1 year ago

I'm the woke alpha male who tells it like it is. You dig. /s

0points

Colin 1 year ago

Men are trash. Females are cizunts. Thoughts and prayers everyone. 🤣🤣🤣

0points

Jennifer 1 year ago

"You know how I am." Yes, I do. You use this nonspecific, lame a$$ excuse to be a s*** person.

0points

Joseph Teopaco 1 year ago

Should pronouns people and you misgendered me people be in the list?

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Mrs.Pugh 1 year ago

Yes

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cameron crosby 1 year ago

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Joroches 1 year ago

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Andrea Steinacher 1 year ago

"could of.." -"would of" ------ maaan, that is "could´ve" what is literally "could HAVE" ----- I don´t like people being that lazy with their own language

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago

"It is what it is" I freaking hate when people say that. It "is what it is" because you are too lazy/scared/disinterested in actually doing something to change the situation for the better.

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cameron crosby 1 year ago

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