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We’ve all got pet peeves. Some people will smack anyone who starts chewing with their mouth open, and others might already be on their way home if a date shows up 5 minutes late. But there are also plenty of things people can say to make their potential friendships instantly go up in flames. 

Someone recently asked Reddit users to share words and phrases that alert them that they won't like a person, and readers did not hold back. Below, you’ll find a variety of statements that people can't stand, so enjoy learning what not to say upon meeting someone, and be sure to upvote the phrases that you consider to be red flags as well!

#1

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Anything that involves "god's will"

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The Blue Spirit
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a Christian (lol considering this article's title), I've always hated the use of that phrase. I do believe in God's will, but it shouldn't be used as a replacement for loving and serving a person, and definitely not as an excuse that a person "got what they deserved". God's will could be many things but it will always involve loving and caring for other human beings (and yourself)

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#2

“I’m not racist but…”

Yes. Yes you are.

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ShyWahine
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those words almost always precede the most ignorant/racist/ugliest comments ever ... ( it's similar to "no offense , but....." )

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#3

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Describes himself as an Alpha Male. Tells you implausible stories about how tough he is/how many women he's "Banged". Yeah, me an you gonna fall out soon buddy

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Joe Publique
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Alpha and beta humans do not exist. It's simply an excuse for some to engage in and justify their toxic behaviors.

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#4

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Anyone who is rude to waitstaff.
Been on a few dates where potential partners treated the waiter/waitress like garbage.
Instant dislike and termination of the date.

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#5

Boys will be boys

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#7

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “People don’t like me because I tell it like it is”

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "We're a family here" in a work setting. Mother f****r you just laid off "cousin" Bill.

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#9

“Do your own research.” Quickly became the mantra of some of the most misinformed and ignorant people on the planet.

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#10

"Men are logical/analytical, and women are emotional."

That's one of the most inaccurate statements I keep hearing every time I listen to a certain type of people on certain videos/podcasts.

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Nikole
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Projection, like calling people snowflakes while you’re banning books.

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#11

'thoughts and prayers"

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#12

"Ugh I hate cats"

I can't trust someone who says that. People who hate cats, really hate cats. To the point of abuse.

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#13

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “No offense, but…”, just before saying the most offensive thing you’ve heard in your life.

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#14

"It's all a part of god's plan"

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Joe Publique
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” - Epicurus

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#15

"I am an influencer / I have xxxx followers..."

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#16

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) You should smile more 🙄

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Rachel Reynolds
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find grinning widely while maintaining intense eye contact and tilting my head sideways generally makes them retract that statement.

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#18

"i have no problem with the gays, just keep it away from me"

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#19

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “I’m so bipolar” to explain why they are indecisive or to play off poor life choices. Or just to say to sound quirky. Really hate that. I’m bipolar and rarely tell anyone.

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Terry Tobias
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm bipolar and hate this trend. Having a mental illness isn't fun, cute, quirky, or an excuse for bad behavior. You don't want to know what it's really like being bipolar.

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#20

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Women who say “I only have guy friends” which is usually followed by something like “women always bring drama / women are usually bitches / women can’t handle how real I am / women are always jealous of me.”

ETA: Yeah, it’s great having guy friends, but the problem is women who view other women as the enemy.

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#21

"Why isn't there a white history month" I'm not even huge into politics, but this says a lot about someone to me

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#22

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) If a person humiliates others for the sake of boosting his own ego, I immediately stop communicating with that person.

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Barong
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

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#23

"Sheeple" As soon as I hear it I tune out everything else they have to say

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Lawrencium
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just assume they're trying to summon an ancient Eldritch species of sheep-people to usher in the Apocalypse. This ends up being more interesting than what they were actually trying to say, and generally more coherent as well.

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#24

"oh, that's such typical [star sign] behaviour"

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Brooklyn Roffman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m a cancer, we’re supposed to be sensitive (which I am) so it really hurts my feelings when people say that!

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#26

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) A man who uses “Females” to refer to women.

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#27

I believe in the Bible as historical fact

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Shane S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ricky Gervais pointed out that there are over 35,000 species of spider alone. And every single species had a male and a female on the ark?

Lydsylou
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Christians do believe in evolution but not on the same scale as others believe in evolution. So for example Christians believe that all spider species came from one species of spider and all dog species came from one species of dog but not that chickens came from whales or anything huge like that

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EJGeewhiz
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please stop thinking about the Bible as "a" book. It's more like a library. It contains books of poetry. There are books recording historical events. There is legalistic language and books to match. There are letters and recordings of visions. It's primarily religious, but not all of it is directly religious. It's a library - worthy of study for those so-inclined, whether they seek to learn religion, history, languages, law, faith. Don't dismiss it easily.

Vix Spiderthrust
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once saw an American bishop make this point, concluding "the problem with the Bible is that it's closed. If it's a history of man's relationship to God, it should continue to evolve."

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David Phillips
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of it is, some of it isn't. God gave you a brain to figure out which is which.

Catman (He/Him)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe in the Bible as in not at all. (Not saying christians are bad, I'm just not one.)

ThatFriendlyFox (she/her)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im christian and im not saying athiests are bad. I understand your comment completely. I just choose my religion to be Christianity because it makes sense to me. Sorry if im ranting lol.

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Theoretical Empiricist
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This tells me a lot about their utter ignorance of Biblical history, let alone Biblical literacy.

Doctor Strange
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The bible can't even agree with ITSELF, it can not be taken as any sort of fact. Any and all objective archaeologists and historians agree that it has SOME things that are fact, but it is in the same way that Harry Potter has SOME things that are fact (For instance, England does actually exist! Surprising, I know). But not one simply takes the bible at its word, and only agree that a passage is fact AFTER it is verified by actual provable evidence. For those asking, here is a handy chart of contradictions, just in the story of Easter (the most important tenent of the bible, since it details jesus's supposed ressurection). As you can, see the bible can't even agree on what happened in its most critical story. CBTiKeh-1.png CBTiKeh-1.png

Brainmas
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dinosaurs are made up! The fossils were planted by the atheists to trick you! Either that or they lived right along side people because the Earth is only 6000 years old. No invisible sky daddy for me thanks.

Gmaddles
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even Jesus can appreciate good hyperbole. The Bible is not a factual account of the past and please stop using it as "evidence."

Chuckle Berry
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Showing intentional ignorance and proud of it!! Same folks that believe freedom of religion is only for Christianity

Timmy Pillinger
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hear "I haven't read the bible". Some of it is history. But some of it is corporate handbook. Job and Jonah look a lot like fable. The apocalypse bits (John's and Daniels) definitely aren't history.

ORSOrama
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Said by people who likes some parts of the Bible they can use as an excuse to be and behave like an as***le

Sooploosh MacSchnibble
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every historian agrees that Jesus was a real person. Personally, I think Jesus was an extraterrestrial who has taken the form of a human. Since he was not actually human, his crucifixion didn't actually kill him, and that's how he "came back to life"

MarsFKA
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get a lot of my historical facts from The Lord Of The Rings.

Moo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love biblical theology and believe a lot of the Bible is fact. My church provides extensive historical context and what specific Greek and Hebrew words mean exactly, as to not misinterpret translated verses. I don't think it's wrong to believe. But I do think it's wrong to use the Bible as a tool to promote hate or judgement, or to prove something with cherry picked verses translated far beyond what the original text said. I think there can be a happy medium, and there should be an open discussion on what the Bible says and why people believe what they do. I understand why people would want to be cautious around people like this, as there are Christians that take the Bible extremely literally and will not invite any open discussion whatsoever, but I don't think it's an immediate reason to cut someone off <3

Robin Roper
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is some historical fact/truth in the Bible. Anyone who believes the Bible is fully accurate in history or science should be avoided.

Kathryn Baylis
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More like historical facts as they were understood a couple thousand years ago. Plus, the stories were passed down through generations, and were rooted in the tales told by tribal storytellers before humans developed written language. Each generation of storyteller modified the stories to match the zeitgeist of their times -and understanding. Since mysticism prevailed in the lives and understanding of primitive people, a great deal of it ended up in the Bible. Example: If you have no science to help you understand how the Earth was formed and humans developed, you wouldn’t write about the Big Bang, you’d make up a story about some supreme being creating it with their powers. So the writers of Genesis, not knowing very much better, if at all, would accept and include that scenario in their creation story. Remember, these were people who feared natural phenomena like solar eclipses, and thought they signaled the end of the world. Something many if us now travel great distances to witness as an amazing event. Because science has helped us understand it now.

Jared Robinson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe that what all the religions agree on is probably pretty true. Everybody agrees the earth was hit with a flood.

Shane S
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s a broad statement. I don’t think all religions agree on a flood. Mostly it’s just the religions that came in contact with each other when they were forming.

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Do you know that no scientific fact has actually ever disproven the bible and the bible book of kings is so accurate to ancient history that there's a one in 7 billion chance that it's wrong. Also just look around you at how amazing nature is how could it have come from an explosion which destroys things? And what actually went bang in the big bang if there was nothing there?

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Charley128
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it humorous when a person will claim the Bible is historical fact, and should be believed literally. Until it doesn't fit their narrative in which case the meaning is implied.

Glenn Milliken
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At this point I pull out my Necronomicon and ask them if they've heard of The Glorious word of Lucifer Morningstar the lightbringer

Susan Teter
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really wish I could say something here...JUST ANYTHING....but I will not talk about religion. I have to hold on to at least 1 moral Funny enough, THAT was the one????

Kim2
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All I hear is 'I'm narrow minded and not worth your time.'

Nay Wilson
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe in God and Jesus but I take the bible with a pinch of salt. It’s God’s word, yes, but interpreted by man

Michael Largey
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The New Testament is a book of philosophy. The Old Testament is a book of anthropology.

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#28

Woke.

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Jeff Mcelfresh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one gets so annoying to see. And it's always used by freaking bigots

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#30

"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"

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#31

“I just say what everyone else is thinking”. Describing someone as an “alpha” “sigma” “beta”, or calling women “females”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends on context: if I say Andrew Tate is an insecure b***h that tries to hide it behind his aLPhA mAlE image is exactly what everyone is thinking. Btw, is he's still in jail? Has he spread his alphaism among his fellow inmates?

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#32

“Let’s go Brandon”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On a positive note, there was a new story about a young Autistic boy, named Brandon, who was nervous about his vacation in Texas. Until he saw all the "Let's go Brandon" signs which cheered him on. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/8-year-old-boy-with-autism-puts-new-spin-on-lets-go-brandon-chants

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#33

"Yes but you know there's worst" everytime you have an issue. Denying the pain of someone isn't helping them at all. Yes other have it worst, but at day D, hour H, I want to talk about my feeling and feel heard and seen. I want solutions or I want help or I want someone to b***h about the subject / person which / who is sensitive topic for me. Not thinking about others. That's not being selfish, that's destressing, and if you can't find a solution at least outing bad vibes.

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#34

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "My ex was a narcissist". I didn't hear this nearly as often until the last year or so. Now suddenly everyone has had an ex that was a narcissist. I work in the behavioral health field and this one drives me crazy.

Like no, just because you both wanted different things in life doesn't make him selfish enough to be labeled with an actual *personality disorder,* ***oh my god.*** Just say you weren't compatible and move on with your life.

No offense to those who actually did genuinely date a narcissist.

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#35

“You’re so quiet”

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#36

"As a straight, white, cisgender person..."

Ma'am this a Wendy's.

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#37

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "oh im compelled to do this totally normal activity because my OCD/adhd/bipolar is kicking in!"

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#38

people who will insert, “well if trump was still in office…” in every single conversation despite having nothing to do with politics

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Fred L.
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But you can almost always end the sentence with "... it would be worse."

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#39

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Got my shirt for x amount, my shoes for y amount type of people. You paid way more than normal people for stuff that's not something to brag about. Also do you really have no innate worth that you have to toss around price tags to attract people's attention.

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Phoenix
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got my shirt off the 99 cent rack and my shoes for under $2. Envy me! /s

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#40

People who lie/brag about their IQ. In my experience they seem like the dumbest people.

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#41

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "I'm a -insert star sign- so that's why I'm (being a c**t)"

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Stephanie Did It
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Cantaloupe and my ex was an Asparagus so clearly we were not compatible.

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#42

I had this new coworker who I didn’t have to work with, but could have made both of our jobs easier. He didn’t even need to say anything. At the first morning meeting he had a Daily Wire coffee mug that said, “this cup is filled with liberal tears.”
Yeah, no thanks dude. I don’t need your help with anything.

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#43

"All men are trash"

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if men said all women are trash they do be acting like they're abt to start a war on twitter. i dont like it when people say something bad about the opposite gender,with "all"

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#44

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “My truth”

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“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "I hate drama." I have never heard someone say this, unsolicited, and not been exhausted with their shenanigans within a day.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a high school student said it referring to one of their classes, that wouldn’t be too bad.

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#47

"As an ENFP/ISTJ/JKDSAJKHSDF/other alphabet soup personality test baloney..."

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#48

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "Why didn't they just take the eagles to Mordor?"

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#49

"snowflakes", "woke", or "unbeknownst".

Especially unbeknownst, I hate that word more than is reasonable to acknowledge.

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#50

"Tough love" often seems to be used as an excuse to be a d**k. I get it when it's like an intervention, but most times I've personally heard it this was just people who wanted to start s**t.

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Michelle C
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tough love is fine, but there’s a big difference between that and tough love as a guise for abuse!!

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#51

“Everything happens for a reason.”

Nah that’s just a b******t platitude you tell yourself because thinking the world operates on logic and reason is a coping mechanism for avoiding the reality that the world is unfair, unpredictable and bad things happen to good people all the time.

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#52

Anyone older who says "back in my day...you younger people don't know what hard work is..." Anything like that as if they couldn't buy a house on minimum wage and go to college without crippling debt. I personally graduated debt free thanks to scholarships but the older generations seem to not understand the wage/cost disparity between their generation and younger generations.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers." ... according to Socrates, who lived between 469 and 399 B.C. (before Christ = before year "0"). When used mockingly, it is okay. The world is changing so fast, so every young generation faces new struggles that should be taken seriously by the more experienced generations.

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#53

When they start bragging about themselves when they first meet you.

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#54

specifically anyone who refers to the covid as "the rona". i hate you.

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#56

Anything involving crystal healing, essential oils doing more than just smelling nice, or projecting one's dreams into reality. I forget the exact term for the third thing, at this moment.

If any one of those things come up in conversation and you're being serious about it, I automatically don't trust you completely. If multiple are a part of your personality, I don't trust you at all.

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Ang Chiyoko/Koharu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I use the stress relief aromatherapy. Is that the same thing as the essential oils? Cus mine is the mint and eucalyptus and it is calming but idk if that counts as essential oils in what the OP is meaning

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#57

When talking about someone favorite sports team and they use the word "we". What did you do to contribute to the team.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a well-documented and studied phenomenon studied in the social sciences. It is VERY common to hear this when the team is winning, but when the team is losing, it becomes "what are THEY doin?" or "how could THEY lose?"

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#58

"I removed one of your kidneys while you were unconscious."

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María Hermida
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't get this one. I can't think of a situation where I could tell a person I've removed one of their kidneys

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#60

I work in construction and am gay. I think construction workers are the only ones who still say 'that's gay' about anything bad. So, any of those guys

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#61

To play devil’s advocate… proceed to argue for some unhinged sociopathic s**t…

Just say you hate every damn person on this planet and leave us alone.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes, Devil's Advocate arguments are needed. Needless, unhinged one not so much.

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#62

The gratuitous "God Bless"

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PrettyJoyBird
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Southern "Bless Your Heart" Fu "how ya gonna bad bless" Comedian Anjelah Johnson 😂 Been saying this daily since watching her new You Tube Special. ❣️

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#64

“You’re talking too much” when I’m being quiet just chilling

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#65

"meat is murder"

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Dana Ondráčková
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I dont Care if you wanna eat Grass, but try to take away my steak And Ill bite ya

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#66

LITERALLY.

Like, literally

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#68

"I'm a free spirit"

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ASwell
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I.e. "I take no responsibility for anything I do or cause to happen. "

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#69

“Irregardless” or “It is what it is”

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Ken Beattie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Irregardless annoys me. But "It is what it is" is fine. It's no different to C'est La Vie or Que Sera Sera in my book.

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#70

Anyone using words like "literally", "toxic" or "problematic" in every other sentence. It's like these words have lost all meaning.

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#71

Engagement, initiative…any kind of “group speak” that sounds like the corporate marketing manager plagiarized…

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censorshipsucks
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's take this convo offline and caucus about it and see if we can find out whether it is what it is.

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#72

“I’m the type of person thaaaat…” You always know it gonna be followed by some egotistical b******t. Ex: If you cross me I’ll cut you off real quick, don’t f**k with me.”

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#73

Living my best life

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#75

"wambulance"

I've never heard anyone use that term who wasn't a flaming douchebag.

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Amy Leverich
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Friend: They made my latte wrong and now my whole day is going to be off. Me: Poor thing. Do I need to call the wambulance?? Basically means you’re being overly dramatic. Do I need to call an ambulance for you? Waaaa 🥲 + ambulance 🚑

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#77

Anyone who uses the phrase "are you/they on crack?" in response to a joke. Makes them seem very judgmental and like they have almost no sense of humor. Plus it makes it awkward for everyone.

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#78

Referring to something being "shoved down our throats". I've found it to be a red flag for reactionary/narcissistic/conspiratorial thinking.

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kitten levels tokyo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, but I disagree. Just me personally. If someone is pushing something on me aggressively, I say they are trying to shove it down my throat.

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#79

“Say it louder for the ones in the back “…

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daniel (pineapple he/him)
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but what if its in a literall context such as having to speak louder for the people in the back to hear bc im hella quiet

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#80

For me it’s not words or phrases. It’s tone.

If they sound stressed or panicked or impatient over a small issue, I immediately know they’re a chore to deal with.

For example, you toss trash in the bin, miss. Go to pick it up, and they jump on you for littering.

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Ken Beattie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bit of a snap judgment this one. You never know what other problems people are dealing with. The person who's sounding panicky may have a family member in hospital and they're desperately trying to get through the day at work so they can go visit them.

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#81

“Normalize”

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#82

" you're part of the problem" people who say this are a part of the problem.

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#83

« I’m vegan »

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Jeff Mcelfresh
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think *you're* the one displaying the 'red flag' behavior here. Unless they're being pushy about it or something, why the f**k do you care if they're vegan?

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#84

"My pronouns are..."

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#85

"I'm on the spectrum"


"Stop enforcing gender norms"


"LETS F*****G GOOOOO!"


"That's so f*****g cringe"


"Donald Trump was the best president ever"


"Donald Trump was the worst president ever"


"Sex and gender are a social construct"


"Capitalism is destroying the world"

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teddy
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry but what's wrong with "I'm on the spectrum"..? I'm very literally on the autism spectrum, clinically diagnosed, and I've used that phrase to refer to it. Do people that aren't on the spectrum say it too to seem quirky or something? This is a genuine question heh

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