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“I’m not racist but…”

Yes. Yes you are.

Princess_Piggie Report

Final score:

469points

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ShyWahine 1 year ago (edited)

Those words almost always precede the most ignorant/racist/ugliest comments ever ... ( it's similar to "no offense , but....." )

114points

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Describes himself as an Alpha Male. Tells you implausible stories about how tough he is/how many women he's "Banged". Yeah, me an you gonna fall out soon buddy

Johhnymaddog316 , Mahdi Bafande Report

Final score:

455points

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Joe Publique 1 year ago

Alpha and beta humans do not exist. It's simply an excuse for some to engage in and justify their toxic behaviors.

160points

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Anyone who is rude to waitstaff.
Been on a few dates where potential partners treated the waiter/waitress like garbage.
Instant dislike and termination of the date.

Tyrigoth , RDNE Stock project Report

Final score:

438points

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Joe Publique 1 year ago

This. It's a foolproof way to find out a lot about a person.

99points

Accurate_Prompt_2271 Report

Boys will be boys

Final score:

411points

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Jeff Mcelfresh 1 year ago

I hate this one with a burning passion. Same with 'Boys don't cry'

159points

MAGA.

Royal_Visit3419 Report

Final score:

383points

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Helena 1 year ago

The red hat IS the red flag

218points

MassiveProductions , EKATERINA BOLOVTSOVA Report

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “People don’t like me because I tell it like it is”

Final score:

382points

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Ingrid Smith 1 year ago

"people don't like me because I am tacky and have no decorum"

148points

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "We're a family here" in a work setting. Mother f****r you just laid off "cousin" Bill.

recoil669 , fauxels Report

Final score:

360points

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Joe Publique 1 year ago

Translation: It's toxic AF here...

118points

“Do your own research.” Quickly became the mantra of some of the most misinformed and ignorant people on the planet.

Rockpaws1 Report

Final score:

360points

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Rashmi Prakash Palai 1 year ago

I hope somebody teaches those people about burden of proof fallacy

76points

#10

"Men are logical/analytical, and women are emotional."

That's one of the most inaccurate statements I keep hearing every time I listen to a certain type of people on certain videos/podcasts.

Hilarity2War Report

Final score:

348points

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Nikole 1 year ago

Projection, like calling people snowflakes while you’re banning books.

143points

#11

'thoughts and prayers"

huiscloslaqueue Report

Final score:

324points

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Skid Marks 1 year ago

Yeah the whole.... Sending prayers.... Comment on Facebook.

61points

#12

"Ugh I hate cats"

I can't trust someone who says that. People who hate cats, really hate cats. To the point of abuse.

deliriousgoomba Report

Final score:

323points

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JayhawkJoey 1 year ago

Animal hating is a big red flag. And cats are little gods.

196points

lisathethrowaway , SHVETS production Report

#13

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “No offense, but…”, just before saying the most offensive thing you’ve heard in your life.

Final score:

313points

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ShyWahine 1 year ago

No truer words were ever said....

37points

#14

"It's all a part of god's plan"

JadeChroma Report

Final score:

293points

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Joe Publique 1 year ago

“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” - Epicurus

146points

#15

"I am an influencer / I have xxxx followers..."

chaOak Report

Final score:

287points

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Phoenix 1 year ago

I'm an influencer. I left a review on Yelp once.

151points

Antisocial_potato98 , SHVETS production Report

#16

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) You should smile more 🙄

Final score:

277points

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Rachel Reynolds 1 year ago

I find grinning widely while maintaining intense eye contact and tilting my head sideways generally makes them retract that statement.

123points

#17

"The Election Was Stolen!"

TaraDactyl1978 Report

Final score:

276points

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Phoenix 1 year ago

Where did they take it?

86points

#18

"i have no problem with the gays, just keep it away from me"

jasvicdem Report

Final score:

274points

POST

Jesse Setliffe 1 year ago

Anyone who refers to an entire group of people as an "it".

109points

PerplexedPoppy , SHVETS production Report

#19

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “I’m so bipolar” to explain why they are indecisive or to play off poor life choices. Or just to say to sound quirky. Really hate that. I’m bipolar and rarely tell anyone.

Final score:

251points

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Terry Tobias 1 year ago

I'm bipolar and hate this trend. Having a mental illness isn't fun, cute, quirky, or an excuse for bad behavior. You don't want to know what it's really like being bipolar.

157points

#20

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Women who say “I only have guy friends” which is usually followed by something like “women always bring drama / women are usually bitches / women can’t handle how real I am / women are always jealous of me.”

ETA: Yeah, it’s great having guy friends, but the problem is women who view other women as the enemy.

I_Crush_Your_Head , Liza Summer Report

Final score:

241points

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PrettyJoyBird 1 year ago

"Hi, its me im the problem its me" common denominator

86points

Which_Possession_953 Report

#21

"Why isn't there a white history month" I'm not even huge into politics, but this says a lot about someone to me

Final score:

235points

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Phoenix 1 year ago

Because there's already 11.5 white history months.

80points

#22

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) If a person humiliates others for the sake of boosting his own ego, I immediately stop communicating with that person.

AnastasiaFrid , Alex Green Report

Final score:

228points

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Barong 1 year ago

“I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

80points

#23

"Sheeple" As soon as I hear it I tune out everything else they have to say

Palm_Tiger Report

Final score:

228points

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Lawrencium 1 year ago

I just assume they're trying to summon an ancient Eldritch species of sheep-people to usher in the Apocalypse. This ends up being more interesting than what they were actually trying to say, and generally more coherent as well.

52points

#24

"oh, that's such typical [star sign] behaviour"

disgracecars Report

Final score:

220points

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Brooklyn Roffman 1 year ago

I’m a cancer, we’re supposed to be sensitive (which I am) so it really hurts my feelings when people say that!

77points

#25

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “I’m brutally honest”

-not-pennys-boat- , FIRAS AMMAR Report

Final score:

211points

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Robin DJW 1 year ago

No, you're just brutal.

98points

Ambitious-Name-719 , RDNE stock project Report

#26

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) A man who uses “Females” to refer to women.

Final score:

210points

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Jeff Mcelfresh 1 year ago

This one makes me cringe and shudder

43points

#27

I believe in the Bible as historical fact

Canucklehead_Esq Report

Final score:

202points

POST

Joe Publique 1 year ago

R.U.N...

80points

#28

Woke.

Random-Human-1138 Report

Final score:

186points

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Jeff Mcelfresh 1 year ago

This one gets so annoying to see. And it's always used by freaking bigots

83points

#29

"Do you know who I am?"

Brave_Dick Report

Final score:

184points

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Colleen Glim 1 year ago

Nope. And don’t much care

94points

#30

"If you can't handle me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"

Sycou Report

Final score:

183points

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Phoenix 1 year ago

I can't even handle me at my worst.

10points

#31

“I just say what everyone else is thinking”. Describing someone as an “alpha” “sigma” “beta”, or calling women “females”

doctordoctorpuss Report

Final score:

175points

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Sergio Bicerra 1 year ago

Depends on context: if I say Andrew Tate is an insecure b***h that tries to hide it behind his aLPhA mAlE image is exactly what everyone is thinking. Btw, is he's still in jail? Has he spread his alphaism among his fellow inmates?

34points

#32

“Let’s go Brandon”

skellaheptical Report

Final score:

171points

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Rachel Reynolds 1 year ago

On a positive note, there was a new story about a young Autistic boy, named Brandon, who was nervous about his vacation in Texas. Until he saw all the "Let's go Brandon" signs which cheered him on. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/8-year-old-boy-with-autism-puts-new-spin-on-lets-go-brandon-chants

101points

Least-Designer7976 Report

#33

"Yes but you know there's worst" everytime you have an issue. Denying the pain of someone isn't helping them at all. Yes other have it worst, but at day D, hour H, I want to talk about my feeling and feel heard and seen. I want solutions or I want help or I want someone to b***h about the subject / person which / who is sensitive topic for me. Not thinking about others. That's not being selfish, that's destressing, and if you can't find a solution at least outing bad vibes.

Final score:

170points

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Tuna Beach 1 year ago

Worse. I thought i was a typo the first time, but then it was repeated.

82points

NightDreamer73 , RDNE stock project Report

#34

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "My ex was a narcissist". I didn't hear this nearly as often until the last year or so. Now suddenly everyone has had an ex that was a narcissist. I work in the behavioral health field and this one drives me crazy.

Like no, just because you both wanted different things in life doesn't make him selfish enough to be labeled with an actual *personality disorder,* ***oh my god.*** Just say you weren't compatible and move on with your life.

No offense to those who actually did genuinely date a narcissist.

Final score:

165points

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Phoenix 1 year ago

Thank you for the acknowlegment in the last line.

91points

#35

“You’re so quiet”

WearyPigeon Report

Final score:

153points

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Phoenix 1 year ago

Well you can't plan a murder out loud.

225points

medievalistbooknerd Report

#36

"As a straight, white, cisgender person..."

Ma'am this a Wendy's.

Final score:

152points

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DippityDooDerp 1 year ago

No. This is Patrick.

57points

#37

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "oh im compelled to do this totally normal activity because my OCD/adhd/bipolar is kicking in!"

lambofgun , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

148points

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Sheila Carty 1 year ago

"I'm a little OCD" is so annoying!

79points

#38

people who will insert, “well if trump was still in office…” in every single conversation despite having nothing to do with politics

churchbellsring Report

Final score:

147points

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Fred L. 1 year ago

But you can almost always end the sentence with "... it would be worse."

87points

#39

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) Got my shirt for x amount, my shoes for y amount type of people. You paid way more than normal people for stuff that's not something to brag about. Also do you really have no innate worth that you have to toss around price tags to attract people's attention.

bemydaddy36 , Alexandra Maria Report

Final score:

146points

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Phoenix 1 year ago

I got my shirt off the 99 cent rack and my shoes for under $2. Envy me! /s

110points

#40

People who lie/brag about their IQ. In my experience they seem like the dumbest people.

CountessBassy Report

Final score:

145points

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Barong 1 year ago

Dunning Kruger effect?

27points

#41

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "I'm a -insert star sign- so that's why I'm (being a c**t)"

Katerina1996 Report

Final score:

141points

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Stephanie Did It 1 year ago

I'm a Cantaloupe and my ex was an Asparagus so clearly we were not compatible.

6points

GreenKnightOfGilead Report

#42

I had this new coworker who I didn’t have to work with, but could have made both of our jobs easier. He didn’t even need to say anything. At the first morning meeting he had a Daily Wire coffee mug that said, “this cup is filled with liberal tears.”
Yeah, no thanks dude. I don’t need your help with anything.

Final score:

140points

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Joe Publique 1 year ago

Or anyone whose worldview distills every situation into 'them and us'.

67points

#43

"All men are trash"

HopefulEqual88 Report

Final score:

137points

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Chexmy Licks🇯🇵 1 year ago

if men said all women are trash they do be acting like they're abt to start a war on twitter. i dont like it when people say something bad about the opposite gender,with "all"

32points

#44

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) “My truth”

McCafe_McGee , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

135points

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v 1 year ago

Everyone has a perspective but not everyone has a truth.

54points

#45

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "as an empath --"

paramidia , Mimi Thian Report

Final score:

132points

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kitten levels tokyo 1 year ago

Just reply, “Well, as a Klingon…”

111points

#46

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "I hate drama." I have never heard someone say this, unsolicited, and not been exhausted with their shenanigans within a day.

Spodson , RDNE Stock project Report

Final score:

126points

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kitten levels tokyo 1 year ago

If a high school student said it referring to one of their classes, that wouldn’t be too bad.

38points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#47

"As an ENFP/ISTJ/JKDSAJKHSDF/other alphabet soup personality test baloney..."

DoTheMagicHandThing Report

Final score:

123points

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Just Kiri 1 year ago

As an INTJ, I approve this comment.

47points

#48

“What Words/Phrases Do You Hear Someone Say And Immediately Know You’re Probably Not Going To Like The Person?” (50 Answers) "Why didn't they just take the eagles to Mordor?"

Calligaster , Ron Lach Report

Final score:

111points

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The Blue Spirit 1 year ago

They're taking the hobbits to Isengaurd

41points

#49

"snowflakes", "woke", or "unbeknownst".

Especially unbeknownst, I hate that word more than is reasonable to acknowledge.

sinistrelle Report

Final score:

111points

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Nikole 1 year ago

Why “unbeknownst”…?

56points

Free-Government5162 Report

#50

"Tough love" often seems to be used as an excuse to be a d**k. I get it when it's like an intervention, but most times I've personally heard it this was just people who wanted to start s**t.

Final score:

108points

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Michelle C 1 year ago

Tough love is fine, but there’s a big difference between that and tough love as a guise for abuse!!

2points

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#51

“Everything happens for a reason.”

Nah that’s just a b******t platitude you tell yourself because thinking the world operates on logic and reason is a coping mechanism for avoiding the reality that the world is unfair, unpredictable and bad things happen to good people all the time.

carissadraws Report

Final score:

50points

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Nikole 1 year ago

Yep. Fairness is a human construct.

10points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#52

Anyone older who says "back in my day...you younger people don't know what hard work is..." Anything like that as if they couldn't buy a house on minimum wage and go to college without crippling debt. I personally graduated debt free thanks to scholarships but the older generations seem to not understand the wage/cost disparity between their generation and younger generations.

georgeismycat1775 Report

Final score:

47points

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Verena 1 year ago

"The children now love luxury; they have bad manners, contempt for authority; they show disrespect for elders and love chatter in place of exercise. Children are now tyrants, not the servants of their households. They no longer rise when elders enter the room. They contradict their parents, chatter before company, gobble up dainties at the table, cross their legs, and tyrannize their teachers." ... according to Socrates, who lived between 469 and 399 B.C. (before Christ = before year "0"). When used mockingly, it is okay. The world is changing so fast, so every young generation faces new struggles that should be taken seriously by the more experienced generations.

5points

#53

When they start bragging about themselves when they first meet you.

anon Report

Final score:

46points

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Chexmy Licks🇯🇵 1 year ago

yes i get it ur better than me stop telling me that

4points

noonehasthisoneyet Report

#54

specifically anyone who refers to the covid as "the rona". i hate you.

Final score:

43points

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Nicky 1 year ago

If you got it from other people, would it be "My shared rona"?

40points

#55

If they refer to themself as a brand.

The68Guns Report

Final score:

41points

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MadOrca99 1 year ago

Who does this?

11points

#56

Anything involving crystal healing, essential oils doing more than just smelling nice, or projecting one's dreams into reality. I forget the exact term for the third thing, at this moment.

If any one of those things come up in conversation and you're being serious about it, I automatically don't trust you completely. If multiple are a part of your personality, I don't trust you at all.

I_Ace_English Report

Final score:

41points

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Ang Chiyoko/Koharu 1 year ago

I use the stress relief aromatherapy. Is that the same thing as the essential oils? Cus mine is the mint and eucalyptus and it is calming but idk if that counts as essential oils in what the OP is meaning

9points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#57

When talking about someone favorite sports team and they use the word "we". What did you do to contribute to the team.

forgottenstarship Report

Final score:

41points

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JessieJ&LilyLovebug 1 year ago

This is a well-documented and studied phenomenon studied in the social sciences. It is VERY common to hear this when the team is winning, but when the team is losing, it becomes "what are THEY doin?" or "how could THEY lose?"

18points

#58

"I removed one of your kidneys while you were unconscious."

Ben-solo-11 Report

Final score:

40points

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María Hermida 1 year ago

I don't get this one. I can't think of a situation where I could tell a person I've removed one of their kidneys

1point

#59

Where’s my huuuuug?

Immediately no.

xPunkdaddy Report

Final score:

40points

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Farting Bee's other account 1 year ago

- Lady who met you when you were this small

12points

FakeLittleLiarBirds Report

#60

I work in construction and am gay. I think construction workers are the only ones who still say 'that's gay' about anything bad. So, any of those guys

Final score:

40points

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MadOrca99 1 year ago

Not just construction workers. It’s many, many people

4points

#61

To play devil’s advocate… proceed to argue for some unhinged sociopathic s**t…

Just say you hate every damn person on this planet and leave us alone.

DaenyTheUnburnt Report

Final score:

40points

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Anya Beboop 1 year ago

Sometimes, Devil's Advocate arguments are needed. Needless, unhinged one not so much.

18points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#62

The gratuitous "God Bless"

LoisZ63 Report

Final score:

35points

POST

PrettyJoyBird 1 year ago

The Southern "Bless Your Heart" Fu "how ya gonna bad bless" Comedian Anjelah Johnson 😂 Been saying this daily since watching her new You Tube Special. ❣️

4points

#63

"stop being weird"

JournalistNo4414 Report

Final score:

34points

POST

mcborge1 1 year ago

"No!"

19points

#64

“You’re talking too much” when I’m being quiet just chilling

KaleidoscopeLies Report

Final score:

34points

POST

kitten levels tokyo 1 year ago

Passive aggressive extrovert dumbness.

13points

#65

"meat is murder"

theparanormalgirl Report

Final score:

33points

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Dana Ondráčková 1 year ago

I dont Care if you wanna eat Grass, but try to take away my steak And Ill bite ya

4points

#66

LITERALLY.

Like, literally

RileyRazzmatazzz Report

Final score:

32points

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Catman (He/Him) 1 year ago

Misuse of the word literally makes me figuratively insane.

16points

#67

You know what your problem is don't you?

dazednowconfused Report

Final score:

30points

POST

Telepathetic 1 year ago

Yeah....You

18points

#68

"I'm a free spirit"

workingdonttell Report

Final score:

30points

POST

ASwell 1 year ago

I.e. "I take no responsibility for anything I do or cause to happen. "

6points

adam yauch 1 year ago

Of course you're free! This is America!!! *eagles caw in the background, a large flag descends from the heavens*

1point

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#69

“Irregardless” or “It is what it is”

litteringand_10 Report

Final score:

27points

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Ken Beattie 1 year ago

Irregardless annoys me. But "It is what it is" is fine. It's no different to C'est La Vie or Que Sera Sera in my book.

5points

#70

Anyone using words like "literally", "toxic" or "problematic" in every other sentence. It's like these words have lost all meaning.

onesmilematters Report

Final score:

26points

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Phoenix 1 year ago

This is literally toxic and problematic.

29points

Hosscatticus_Dad523 Report

#71

Engagement, initiative…any kind of “group speak” that sounds like the corporate marketing manager plagiarized…

Final score:

25points

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censorshipsucks 1 year ago

Let's take this convo offline and caucus about it and see if we can find out whether it is what it is.

4points

#72

“I’m the type of person thaaaat…” You always know it gonna be followed by some egotistical b******t. Ex: If you cross me I’ll cut you off real quick, don’t f**k with me.”

Barlenn Report

Final score:

24points

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Creepy panda 1 year ago

I don't like people who say, if you cross me etcetera😂

0points

#73

Living my best life

JohnWesley7819 Report

Final score:

23points

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Joroches 1 year ago

Why can't people live their best life. Leave people alone.

9points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#74

"it's none of my biz, but..."

halt__n__catch__fire Report

Final score:

23points

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Telepathetic 1 year ago

".....I'm gonna make it so"

6points

#75

"wambulance"

I've never heard anyone use that term who wasn't a flaming douchebag.

ScorpionX-123 Report

Final score:

22points

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Amy Leverich 1 year ago

Friend: They made my latte wrong and now my whole day is going to be off. Me: Poor thing. Do I need to call the wambulance?? Basically means you’re being overly dramatic. Do I need to call an ambulance for you? Waaaa 🥲 + ambulance 🚑

14points

#76

“…just saying.”

drbrian83 Report

Final score:

18points

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Michael Largey 1 year ago

Just don't.

3points

#77

Anyone who uses the phrase "are you/they on crack?" in response to a joke. Makes them seem very judgmental and like they have almost no sense of humor. Plus it makes it awkward for everyone.

katie379 Report

Final score:

18points

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JESSIE WENTWORTH 1 year ago

*looks at all of my friends*

5points

#78

Referring to something being "shoved down our throats". I've found it to be a red flag for reactionary/narcissistic/conspiratorial thinking.

TopScruffy Report

Final score:

17points

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kitten levels tokyo 1 year ago

Sorry, but I disagree. Just me personally. If someone is pushing something on me aggressively, I say they are trying to shove it down my throat.

35points

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#79

“Say it louder for the ones in the back “…

marylouboo Report

Final score:

16points

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daniel (pineapple he/him) 1 year ago

but what if its in a literall context such as having to speak louder for the people in the back to hear bc im hella quiet

11points

#80

For me it’s not words or phrases. It’s tone.

If they sound stressed or panicked or impatient over a small issue, I immediately know they’re a chore to deal with.

For example, you toss trash in the bin, miss. Go to pick it up, and they jump on you for littering.

sketchysketchist Report

Final score:

15points

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Ken Beattie 1 year ago

Bit of a snap judgment this one. You never know what other problems people are dealing with. The person who's sounding panicky may have a family member in hospital and they're desperately trying to get through the day at work so they can go visit them.

18points

Puzzleheaded_Fee_467 Report

#81

“Normalize”

Final score:

15points

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Ken Beattie 1 year ago

I used to work on databases. Normalise is a pretty common word to use.

23points

#82

" you're part of the problem" people who say this are a part of the problem.

bannedbooks123 Report

Final score:

12points

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Ken Beattie 1 year ago

Nah, they're part of a different problem :P

5points

#83

« I’m vegan »

Lucas_Fell Report

Final score:

0points

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Jeff Mcelfresh 1 year ago

I think *you're* the one displaying the 'red flag' behavior here. Unless they're being pushy about it or something, why the f**k do you care if they're vegan?

11points

#84

"My pronouns are..."

thedatagolem Report

Final score:

-22points

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Ken Beattie 1 year ago

I'm Australian, we only have one pronoun: Mate.

42points

#85

"I'm on the spectrum"

"Stop enforcing gender norms"

"LETS F*****G GOOOOO!"

"That's so f*****g cringe"

"Donald Trump was the best president ever"

"Donald Trump was the worst president ever"

"Sex and gender are a social construct"

"Capitalism is destroying the world"

BeginningCap2333 Report

Final score:

-24points

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teddy 1 year ago

I'm sorry but what's wrong with "I'm on the spectrum"..? I'm very literally on the autism spectrum, clinically diagnosed, and I've used that phrase to refer to it. Do people that aren't on the spectrum say it too to seem quirky or something? This is a genuine question heh

20points

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Jake stenhouse 1 year ago

“ALL lives matter” is my red flag

22points

Dave Hinckley 1 year ago

Until black lives matter, not all lives matter

11points

Phase9.ka 1 year ago

You're saying not all lives matter?

-1point

Bowtechie 1 year ago (edited)

Some of these are legit, but for the most part my opinion is that y'all just don't like people.

17points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

I feel seen, thank you

5points

ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago

For me, what sets alarm bells ringing is someone I've little or no relationship with who says "Trust me". WHO?

2points

RubBarron 1 year ago

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Boris Long-Johnson 1 year ago (edited)

Using the size of someone penis as an insult - especially common with women who really don’t like being asked if they’re being such a b-tch cause they’ve a c**t the size of a bucket? (How the tables have turned). Simple rule - don’t attack someone on something they can’t change!

10points

Noname 1 year ago (edited)

I think that if you're a male and insult a woman first by calling her a b***h or c**t, you deserve to have your penis ridiculed.

2points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

What if they said my nose was bigger than their penis so I said they clearly had a tiny penis

1point

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

Ooooo - yes, I hate that!

1point

Sonja 1 year ago

Well, Greta Turnberg gave the one, single example where it's just a well deserved burn in return

0points

ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago

I'm agog at the subject matter of this convo between "Long-Johnson" and "Lolly-Gagger" //oo// Please tell me y'all are real.

-1point

Araminta 1 year ago

Eh, if they cut me off in their ford F2000 then they compensating. It's valid if they value such a non meaningful thing and think women love them

-1point

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

A red flag they forgot is someone who writes in weebspeak, like "*blushes* *gets hot and bothered* *shuffles feet:*" my god it is cringeworthy.

9points

DBear 1 year ago

Anyone who starts bragging about their self-defense skills. No, your hands are NOT registered as lethal weapons. Also anyone who brags about having street smarts. That instantly tells me you don't because if you did there would be no need to brag about it.

8points

Gardener of Weeden 1 year ago

#1 rule - do what you need to , to get the flack away. (according to my teacher.)

4points

NatalieC 1 year ago

"I am a force to be reckoned with." Really?

6points

Asswipe 1 year ago

How about "My farts are to be reckoned with"?

2points

Dizzie D 1 year ago

'I'm not a dog person, keep it away from me' Had this in a park the other day. A park, full of dogs. Hmmm okay.

4points

Boreddd🇺🇦 1 year ago

Dogs are adorable, but I'm a little scared of them, which is why I sometimes say this. Though, after going with one of my friends on some dog walks, I'm getting more comfortable:)

7points

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

So….I am not a dog person. I don’t like getting hair and lick on me. I say that and people act like I want to get in my car and go and run over puppies. But I love the joy dogs bring other humans and I love watching dogs from afar in parks, and doing Flyball and all the cute derpy dog pics on BP. But I don’t want a pup nor will I ever.

6points

Animelover 1 year ago

They could be scared of dogs

5points

Joroches 1 year ago

For the record I love dogs but are you suggesting people who don't like dogs are not allowed to enjoy parks. You sound like the problem in this scenario.

4points

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

Just also, I’m not going to allow my kids to come up and wipe their grubby hands on you, so I’m the same way, I think it’s responsible dog ownership to keep your dog under control in public and not let it jump at me or snaffle my food, please. People are allowed to be at parks too.

1point

Tammilee Truitt 1 year ago

Have a blessed day. And you have an enchanted evening.

3points

Marilyn Russell 1 year ago

I will - thank you!

3points

Kate Κts 1 year ago

"There is no manual for being a parent" Ans after that I invariably hear a horror story about how they messed their children.

3points

JP Doyle 1 year ago

"Can't you just stop being anxious/depressed/panicked?" or "There's no reason for you to be depressed." Like anyone who suffers from anxiety and depression LIKES being that way. The only thing I've ever heard that's more ridiculous was a co-worker talking to a friend who said "Why don't they try not acting like they were black?"

2points

Christian Fuller 1 year ago

"I prefer my fish-flavored microwave popcorn burnt."

2points

Lana Lana Banana 1 year ago

What??? 😂😂😂

1point

Oh Gosh 1 year ago

Saying "you know" every other word. I completely tune out.

2points

Shankshaw Redeemer 1 year ago

My cousin does this. Drives me bonkers!

1point

kath morgan 1 year ago

As a challenge, try answering them all. Yes I know

1point

Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

Sometimes that is a verbal tic. I can't help it. It used to be "like" or "you know" or saying "no" in front of a sentence when answering with a different response. I try to stop it's really difficult.

1point

kath morgan 1 year ago

“Happiness is a choice~!”

2points

Dak Janiels 1 year ago

I'd like to add "Do you want me to be honest...?" NO, no thank you. If you aren't already speaking honestly, I'm going to assume the next thing you say won't go well.

2points

Libra Sun 1 year ago

The lazy phrase "I know, right?"

2points

That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago (edited)

But ikr is really useful, especially in text

4points

Lana Lana Banana 1 year ago

Widely unpopular opinion here: "Doggo" and the like. I cannot STAAAAAAND doggo, hooman, and all the rest of that. It drives me absolutely batshit insane.

1point

Ashtray 1 year ago

Things could always be worse.

1point

Sky Render 1 year ago (edited)

Pretty much anything relating to "gender critical" is a quick ignore for me. It's like watching a toddler throw a temper tantrum because mommy didn't let them smoke a cigarette: prevention of harm through ignorance being met with hate and rage. I'm intersex, not whatever binary was forcibly written on my birth certificate, and my gender is not defined by that slip of paper either for that matter.

1point

Jennifer 1 year ago

"If you can't handle me at my worst...." Psycho! Probably a drunk. 10 out of 10 would fit right into the jersey shore cast.

1point

Dee 1 year ago (edited)

"I can't function until I...." No, you're just lazy.

1point

That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago

But..... coffee!

6points

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

People who use the phrases crotch goblins/spawn/brat/“Ugh, I just don’t like children”. You are allowed to not be drawn to spending lots of time with kids. You are allowed to not be a parent (in fact please don’t if you don’t want to), you are allowed to not enjoy being in close proximity to children making a lot of high pitched noise. What I don’t understand it why it had become socially acceptable to name call and ostracise a vulnerable minority group of humans. We don’t accept a nasty names for people if different skin colours and cultural backgrounds, we don’t accept down putting and isolation of people with disabilities, we don’t accept people saying “Ugh, I just don’t like old people”, so why should treating kids the same way be acceptable?

1point

Missylyn Crowell 1 year ago

“You know what your problem is…”, I wasn’t aware I had a problem other than you. SMH

0points

Barbara Baldwin 1 year ago

Keto. Gluten free. Paleo. I uninstalled Pinterest because it's ground zero for those words

0points

Rosie 1 year ago

Why are we so judgy? Sure, some idiots open their mouths & prove how moronic they are. I for one am grateful. Good to know! Others simply say things that are not my style. They may be good people otherwise. The world would suck if we all thought/spoke the same way. I just don't understand the hate, especially over a word/phrase. I don't hate even the worst of these, just avoid them.

0points

Jennifer Albritton 1 year ago

Anything about religion, wokeness, and cats

0points

Noname 1 year ago

Yes! And normally I'd make an exception about cats, but I just saw the "Kitchen Nightmares" episode about Amy's Baking Company and she says "we have 3 sons who inhabit cat bodies" and "I speak feline- meow meow meow meow." That level is a red flag for me.

1point

Demolition Lover (He/him) 1 year ago

"The intrusive thoughts won!" while referring to, idk, spontaneously dying their hair. Those are impulsive thoughts. Impulsive thoughts are throwing something, dying your hair, binge shopping. Intrusive thoughts are horrific, sickening images and ideas that stay in your head constantly because of mental illness. I have diagnosed OCD. Intrusive thoughts are about hurting others. Hurting yourself. And not just punching someone, like horrible sh*t you'd see in American psycho or happy tree friends. Anything taboo or morally wrong can be constantly on repeat in your mind, like r*pe, p*dophillia, ect. And you can't stop it. Because they are INTRUSIVE. You feel like the most horrible, evil, disgusting person ever. When mine were bad, I was having daily panic attacks, and su*cidal thoughts at age 10/11. And you can't just tell people whats going on, because 1. no one knows what intrusive thoughts or OCD actually is, and 2. You can't describe them without triggering or upsetting people.

0points

Gg 1 year ago

Anyone who says "on accident" or "conversate" drives me nuts

0points

Ansi 1 year ago

"I'm not like other girls..."

0points

Noname 1 year ago

"I can admit when I'm wrong!" They never do.

0points

Admiral Graf Spee he/him 1 year ago

Thank you

0points

PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago

So many panda trolls come out on threads like this.....

0points

Caryle 1 year ago

ya know what I mean? And it’s always said at least four times in the story. Hate it. Hate it hate it.

0points

Caryle 1 year ago

My hubby

0points

Tim 1 year ago

My submission: " I made mega big bucks doing this thing which is totally not a scam. Just go to this website."

0points

Captain Awesome 1 year ago

I'm the woke alpha male who tells it like it is. You dig. /s

0points

Colin 1 year ago

Men are trash. Females are cizunts. Thoughts and prayers everyone. 🤣🤣🤣

0points

Jennifer 1 year ago

"You know how I am." Yes, I do. You use this nonspecific, lame a$$ excuse to be a s*** person.

0points

Joseph Teopaco 1 year ago

Should pronouns people and you misgendered me people be in the list?

-1point

Mrs.Pugh 1 year ago

Yes

-1point

cameron crosby 1 year ago

Wow, I posted a comment that basically said I don't like these one-sided politically-based bored pandas and my comment got immediate blocked by I suppose a one-sided political censor. Nice work Bored Panda! Great job on keeping an open mind and a place for open discussion! Guess I need to not resist and be assimilated by the snow flakes...oh sorry, snowflakes don't like people that call them snowflakes.

-1point

Joroches 1 year ago

Honey, there's only one person acting like a snowflake here and it's you. I know it's hard but accepting that other people have a different opinion than you is something that comes with being a grownup.

0points

Andrea Steinacher 1 year ago

"could of.." -"would of" ------ maaan, that is "could´ve" what is literally "could HAVE" ----- I don´t like people being that lazy with their own language

-1point

Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago

"It is what it is" I freaking hate when people say that. It "is what it is" because you are too lazy/scared/disinterested in actually doing something to change the situation for the better.

-1point

cameron crosby 1 year ago

Yuck..these political Bored Pandas are annoying. So much virtual signalling...so much my side's good...the other side's bad...blah, blah, blah, blah. Most of us are here to take a break from the political warfare and don't really want to hear from yet another close minded, bigoted author who is talking to the rest of those inhabiting their political bubble.

-2points

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Jake stenhouse 1 year ago

“ALL lives matter” is my red flag

22points

Dave Hinckley 1 year ago

Until black lives matter, not all lives matter

11points

Phase9.ka 1 year ago

You're saying not all lives matter?

-1point

Bowtechie 1 year ago (edited)

Some of these are legit, but for the most part my opinion is that y'all just don't like people.

17points

Andy Frobig 1 year ago

I feel seen, thank you

5points

ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago

For me, what sets alarm bells ringing is someone I've little or no relationship with who says "Trust me". WHO?

2points

RubBarron 1 year ago

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Boris Long-Johnson 1 year ago (edited)

10points

Noname 1 year ago (edited)

I think that if you're a male and insult a woman first by calling her a b***h or c**t, you deserve to have your penis ridiculed.

2points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 1 year ago

What if they said my nose was bigger than their penis so I said they clearly had a tiny penis

1point

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

Ooooo - yes, I hate that!

1point

Sonja 1 year ago

Well, Greta Turnberg gave the one, single example where it's just a well deserved burn in return

0points

ValdaDeDieu 1 year ago

I'm agog at the subject matter of this convo between "Long-Johnson" and "Lolly-Gagger" //oo// Please tell me y'all are real.

-1point

Araminta 1 year ago

Eh, if they cut me off in their ford F2000 then they compensating. It's valid if they value such a non meaningful thing and think women love them

-1point

censorshipsucks 1 year ago

A red flag they forgot is someone who writes in weebspeak, like "*blushes* *gets hot and bothered* *shuffles feet:*" my god it is cringeworthy.

9points

DBear 1 year ago

8points

Gardener of Weeden 1 year ago

#1 rule - do what you need to , to get the flack away. (according to my teacher.)

4points

NatalieC 1 year ago

"I am a force to be reckoned with." Really?

6points

Asswipe 1 year ago

How about "My farts are to be reckoned with"?

2points

Dizzie D 1 year ago

'I'm not a dog person, keep it away from me' Had this in a park the other day. A park, full of dogs. Hmmm okay.

4points

Boreddd🇺🇦 1 year ago

Dogs are adorable, but I'm a little scared of them, which is why I sometimes say this. Though, after going with one of my friends on some dog walks, I'm getting more comfortable:)

7points

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

6points

Animelover 1 year ago

They could be scared of dogs

5points

Joroches 1 year ago

For the record I love dogs but are you suggesting people who don't like dogs are not allowed to enjoy parks. You sound like the problem in this scenario.

4points

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

1point

Tammilee Truitt 1 year ago

Have a blessed day. And you have an enchanted evening.

3points

Marilyn Russell 1 year ago

I will - thank you!

3points

Kate Κts 1 year ago

"There is no manual for being a parent" Ans after that I invariably hear a horror story about how they messed their children.

3points

JP Doyle 1 year ago

2points

Christian Fuller 1 year ago

"I prefer my fish-flavored microwave popcorn burnt."

2points

Lana Lana Banana 1 year ago

What??? 😂😂😂

1point

Oh Gosh 1 year ago

Saying "you know" every other word. I completely tune out.

2points

Shankshaw Redeemer 1 year ago

My cousin does this. Drives me bonkers!

1point

kath morgan 1 year ago

As a challenge, try answering them all. Yes I know

1point

Nice Beast Ludo 1 year ago

1point

kath morgan 1 year ago

“Happiness is a choice~!”

2points

Dak Janiels 1 year ago

I'd like to add "Do you want me to be honest...?" NO, no thank you. If you aren't already speaking honestly, I'm going to assume the next thing you say won't go well.

2points

Libra Sun 1 year ago

The lazy phrase "I know, right?"

2points

That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago (edited)

But ikr is really useful, especially in text

4points

Lana Lana Banana 1 year ago

Widely unpopular opinion here: "Doggo" and the like. I cannot STAAAAAAND doggo, hooman, and all the rest of that. It drives me absolutely batshit insane.

1point

Ashtray 1 year ago

Things could always be worse.

1point

Sky Render 1 year ago (edited)

1point

Jennifer 1 year ago

"If you can't handle me at my worst...." Psycho! Probably a drunk. 10 out of 10 would fit right into the jersey shore cast.

1point

Dee 1 year ago (edited)

"I can't function until I...." No, you're just lazy.

1point

That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago

But..... coffee!

6points

Lolly Gagger 1 year ago

1point

Missylyn Crowell 1 year ago

“You know what your problem is…”, I wasn’t aware I had a problem other than you. SMH

0points

Barbara Baldwin 1 year ago

Keto. Gluten free. Paleo. I uninstalled Pinterest because it's ground zero for those words

0points

Rosie 1 year ago

0points

Jennifer Albritton 1 year ago

Anything about religion, wokeness, and cats

0points

Noname 1 year ago

1point

Demolition Lover (He/him) 1 year ago

0points

Gg 1 year ago

Anyone who says "on accident" or "conversate" drives me nuts

0points

Ansi 1 year ago

"I'm not like other girls..."

0points

Noname 1 year ago

"I can admit when I'm wrong!" They never do.

0points

Admiral Graf Spee he/him 1 year ago

Thank you

0points

PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago

So many panda trolls come out on threads like this.....

0points

Caryle 1 year ago

ya know what I mean? And it’s always said at least four times in the story. Hate it. Hate it hate it.

0points

Caryle 1 year ago

My hubby

0points

Tim 1 year ago

My submission: " I made mega big bucks doing this thing which is totally not a scam. Just go to this website."

0points

Captain Awesome 1 year ago

I'm the woke alpha male who tells it like it is. You dig. /s

0points

Colin 1 year ago

Men are trash. Females are cizunts. Thoughts and prayers everyone. 🤣🤣🤣

0points

Jennifer 1 year ago

"You know how I am." Yes, I do. You use this nonspecific, lame a$$ excuse to be a s*** person.

0points

Joseph Teopaco 1 year ago

Should pronouns people and you misgendered me people be in the list?

-1point

Mrs.Pugh 1 year ago

Yes

-1point

cameron crosby 1 year ago

-1point

Joroches 1 year ago

0points