40 Satirical Packages Of Common Grocery Items By Doctor Photograph
Interview With ArtistI don't know about you, but sometimes I get this weird craving for a new flavor from the products I love. Perhaps something spicy, unexpected, something that might surprise me. But alas, such things appear very rarely, and we tend to just get what we're used to.
A Photoshop enthusiast called Doctor Photograph (very clever name) partially satisfies this craving by creating a satirical new flavor, or a version of products we all recognize. However, these new flavors are not the flavors we wanted, but the flavors we needed... to make us smile. Let's hope some of these versions make it to the shelves someday, or let's hope that some of them shall only remain in digital form. Enjoy!
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Questions like "how?" or "why?" are very natural when one comes across such images, and the artist happily explained: “One day I saw a product parody online and was fooled absolutely into thinking it was real. After a good laugh and sending it to all my friends, I thought I should try to get in on the fun myself.”
He also told about another reason why he started learning Photoshop. "I'm a big fan of comedy podcasts and a lot of times comedians will tell a joke or tell a story that just needs a visual. I bought and learned how to use Photoshop just so I could get in on the fun of making those images."
I would love to put this on my Lettuce Guacamole Bacon and Tomato sandwich. All I need now is some gayghetti, and for dessert a fruit salad with pan-apple, ace-ricot, bi-nana and fresh aro-cado toast on the side!
Load More Replies...Upvoted for god-tier cryptid energy and not because I agree...
Load More Replies...And so he did. The artist vividly remembers his first photoshopped image that went viral. "The first fake product I ever photoshopped was a Heinz flavor mashup called Mayonster, which was Mayo combined with Monster Energy Drink. After seeing how far it spread (pun intended), I knew I had to keep going."
He's been doing it for more than 3 years, and he told us about his plans of doing it in the foreseeable future."Mayonster is going to be three years old in August. I'll keep making them as long as I can think of ideas. (If you've got something you'd like to see created, reach out!)"
hmmmm you've never been sick in your childhood huh?
Load More Replies...Speaking as a boomer, can I ask we differentiate between the pragmatic Clint Eastwood types and the men from Deliverance?
Both being boomer references, I'm not sure all of generation Z people will understand what you're talking about.
Load More Replies...Honestly not sure how the chain is still open. The food is horrible. The everything else is worse.
Everytime there's a pic or comment about boomers the boomers come out in full force because they are so butthurt. It's that very defensiveness we're poking at. If that defensiveness doesn't apply to you, why are you still typing and screaming?
Why does so many people think the harassment has something to do with the age difference? Do you think that same behavior is not harassment if done by a young, attractive man? Honestly, the constant belief that age is what makes the behavior wrong is prejudice against the old.
Though it looks easy, it's just an appearance. Doctor Photograph told what's the most challenging part of the process for him. "Rather than just photoshop a store in the background of my products, I like to go to supermarkets, video/music shops, or electronic stores to give them a realistic look. Obviously, this adds time that others probably would rather spend creating their next concept, but I feel taking that time to add the extra layer of reality will only help the final result."
I got a good chuckle out of this one, mostly because I have ADHD and take a metabolite of Adderall. I am jealous of every single person who takes this stuff and "speeds" on it. If I OD on amphetamines, I go to sleep for 18 hours. But if I OD on Benedryl, I will definitely have a speed reaction and not sleep for a day or so. Our brains are very, very weird things.
Yeah, same here - I always find the mere notion of “speeding” on ADHD-medication outlandish. I have absolutely no frame of reference, since it has the intended effect on me.
Load More Replies...No worries, you can get it by the gross from the doc.
Load More Replies...Is it the thing college students need to take to not commit suicide because of the overwork ?
Okay that's cheating. This is a real product he just stuck the DoctorPhotograph logo on.
Or lonely woman! I eat crap like this because I can't be bothered cooking.
"Enlarged to show quality.........?" Oh.....that's the original print.
As for the goal or the intent of these photo edits, he explained that "it's always to provide entertainment. Either by tricking people into thinking my 'doctored' images are real or making parodies so absurd, they can't help but laugh."
To make it even more interesting, the artist issued a challenge for you, fellow readers, : "Pick one of my posts and share it on your social media pretending you found it while you were at a store, just say 'omg what the heck??' Wait like two hours until you get a bunch of comments and then please tag me so I can read them all. Reactions like those are my favorite." (edited)
Darn tootin'. "You ain’t tasted nothing until you’ve tasted a corn chip right off the line."
Load More Replies...Why yes, the original tortilla chips don't come pre-flavored at all. Just add salsa or guacamole and you've got the best snack ever.
Was it just coloring? Or different taste? I never saw that
Load More Replies...This was real for a while. Might even still be, used to be called Joppie sauce
i wonder what happens when you try to squirt it- does stuff actually come out? 😳
I used to get SO SAD whenever Kevin would start to scoop it back up with paper documents after he spent so much love and time making it ;-;
Slight typo. Chef 'buddy' is actually chef dia-buddy. As in diabetes.
I'm an adult and I want to try this. TAKE MY DAMN MONEY!
Load More Replies...I mean... I'd probably try Buddy the Elf's pasta, mainly provided it doesn't have marinara sauce or anything on it. Spaghetti is a grain, so it'd probably have a rather neutral flavor among the sweet food. I'm more worried about how ridiculously sweet it'd probably taste (IIRC, Will Ferrell had headaches after eating all that sugar).
ok you might think I'm crazy (which I am) but when I was a kid I thought the sunglasses were his hair
a rare gordon ramsay....he actually gives out his food...he also smiles RARITY 10000000%
Wondering If censorship was part of the original or just to being posted here
If this worked, I'd 100% want it. I have to shop during my lunchbreak because in my bag, anything softer than rubber cables gets crushed by them or the powerbrick.
Maybe they make a large enough metal thermos to hold a sandwich?
Load More Replies...i never ate from subway BUT I WANNA i can eat using this can over here! SUBWAY CAN! call 911 for order found in walmart target and poop deck toppings sold separately
Agreed! I'd prefer to eat roof tiles than that sorry excuse for chips!
Load More Replies...i'm gonna be eating metal slabs used in construction for dessert. i hate my life.
Hang on does that say SELTZER on the bottom? Is this normally a canned G&T or what am I looking at here?
Truly is a brand of hard seltzer - I was unfamiliar with the brand several months ago and ended up asking for it at a restaurant, unaware that it was alcohol.
Load More Replies...And I'm truly done with seeing "hard" seltzers everywhere! Ugh...
"I am altering the recipe. Pray I don't alter it any further."
Load More Replies...I would love this toast. And my ex gets none. All the garlic for me
Load More Replies...chemicals do not taste good. im telling you from experience. (it wasn't my fault I tasted sanitizer. the chemicals did not wash from my hand properly and then I ate chips and licked my finger.)
Load More Replies...Sure, feed them to your kids for snack time! Right along with the tide pod jello bites! Wash it down with some "Trump approved!" Clorox-aid!
For any unaware and newcomers to the language known as sarcasm, the comment above is meant to be a sarcastic comment.
Load More Replies...u messed up my fav snack -get chainsaw- let me give u a makeover
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA I love this. It's a variant of a very old gag, injecting mace into a condom packet.
Anyone that accidently got Deep heat on their genitals is feeling this!
I briefly forgot what these were and thought “I’d love one! I love spicy food!” AUGGH IT SOUNDS SO WRONG NOW
And the same guy does Archer too, defo worth a watch
Load More Replies...I believe there's an actual Bob's Burger's themed cookbook with burger recipes somewhere, so if this is in it I wouldn't be surprised.
Has anyone else noticed the little [DOCTORPHOTOGRAPH] in all the pics ???
Everything between the 'i' and the 'a'
Load More Replies...Noooooooooo, it's FUN! You go all woozy and the world spins around and around and around, then you fall asleep and dream WONDERFUL things. :D
Load More Replies...-buys- burns stomps on spits on runs over throws iin lake- What a great day :)
Just dump on the floor and let babies have at it, They'll love it.
It is such a nightmare when poop is full of sand
Load More Replies...To be fair, that kid from the "Success Kid" meme is actually eating sand if you look closely at the picture.
Think they missed it a bit on this. Should've gone with bumpkin spice.
Load More Replies...I would actually buy this just to see how it tastes, even though I'm not a huge mint fan - spearmint, peppermint or otherwise.
My old roommate must have had one of these in his truck....whew...eye-watering....
that guy... DOCTOR PHOTOGRAPH i see his face everywhere i go.... plus my baby bro is gonna eat a sandwich
Missing the joke again... does this company not make sandwhiches?
It's from the tv show "the Office" American version. The joke also includes Kevin's Chili.
Load More Replies..."I need a little extra cash for my next Conspiracy Reveal....."
Load More Replies...I would too, and then I'd use the leather for better things!
Load More Replies...Lmao cream of nicotine is the most entertaining thing I've heard so far today
It would have been funny if you called it Gefilte. “Jewish Fish” just has the potential to be Anti-Semitic, alas…
Totinos Totinos. EVERYBODY know about Tortinos, Tortinos, (lol ReeKid didn't think anyone else would post it lol)
Load More Replies...actually would’ve been a smart business idea for corona (the beer brand)
That is so nasty to think about. After reading that, I immediately thought of my brother's feet after he takes them out of his shoes after a soccer game (football for all the non-Americans out there), and ugh, let me tell, without going into detail that would make you barf, that the sight of and the smell coming from his feet is... gag worthy. That is ALL I am going to say.
Load More Replies...Right along with the fried chicken ice cream... yah, it's really a thing.
Load More Replies...I wish this was a real thing. I would never buy it, but I would appreciate that it existed.
Accidentally tried this during Evefest. Forgot what I'd been eating and mate had doritos. So amazing I almost got up to buy more of both in the middle of the match. Now it's my favourite way to eat them.
a diet is a period of time where you eat only a specific type of food. like dairy or veggies. I'M A 9 YEAR OLD!
Load More Replies...if it’s smells like weed, looks like weed, and tastes like weed, i can’t believe it’s not marijuana!
So is that why I smell toast and weed coming from my neighbor's apartment?
it's fun to smoke marijuana (clap) it's fun to smoke marijuana it's fun to smoke marijuana (clap) it's fun to smoke marijuana
want some unnsee juice ? It cost a penny for this pic me just saw
Nope! Caaause the cat can't eat chocolate (without getting sick)! And you can't eat cat food (without getting sick!) Guess you're just going to have to look at it!
Load More Replies...M: Get these as a gift for the attendees at the next Flat-Earthers conference! Then, my dear 007, they'll be impressed and invite you to their next one. Once you're in, find out what they're REALLY up to and what they're REALLY talking about! .................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Pausing thoughtfully for a moment, 007: Brilliant plan M! I'll order an entire crate for the Flat Earth Society now.
My brain goes weird places when I'm low on sleep.
Load More Replies...Aaaaaaaaah the scratch strip is censorship. Censorship's black, son. Doesn't really work if you do it in pencil.
Censorship strips can be whatever color you want- The power of editing. Also, that is NOT pencil, way too smooth, and properly placed
Load More Replies...In the words of the immortal Scottie, "It's green!" (With a Scots accent, please)
Okay, downvote me if you want, but you shouldn’t make fun of someone’s beliefs. Personally I don’t believe in god to the point of worship or praying everyday, My mom is Jewish my dad is catholic so I believe both... but... I mean.... let people believe what they want.
Load More Replies...Yeah, I'm with you there. I like it on toast and I like it in guacamole, but that's about it.
Load More Replies...Dr. Photog, you're a deeply disturb lil man. will u marry me?
hahahhaha why did this make me luagh so much "crushing them makes me feel big and strong!"
I actually do this - cut tiny slices. It's really pretty good. Like the spam I was used to long ago living on Kauai. Sort of.
It's easy to imagine someone dipping their cookies in ranch dressing. After all, there are people who eat paste.
Surprised If Kyle hasn’t made this with 4 Loco instead of water.
I said exactly that right before I saw your comment. Way too many Monsters.
Load More Replies...I had to Google it. Here is what I found... "A Kyle, in derogatory slang, is an online caricature of a white boy referenced as an antagonistic character in memes. Similar to how Karen is used online."
Load More Replies...You don't eat the lube. You lick / kiss / suck the bits that have been lubricated. Bad tasting lube means you avoid using it until you're pretty much done, even though using lube feels AMAZING. There are good non-flavored lubes that don't taste bad, which is my personal preference.
Load More Replies...Now we know why he is alone and not with his colony.
Load More Replies...I don't know why I laughed so hard of this. I've been up all night, so I guess I'm a little punchy.
Thank heavens! I feel like we have enough pumpkin spice junk already. I mean I like pumpkin spice stuff as much as any body else, but sometimes, too much is too much.
Load More Replies...Our of 97, there were only about 3 that were actually funny. The rest? Why? 🤦🏽♀️
If Mad Magazine had used photos instead of pen and ink, this is what it would have looked like.
Our of 97, there were only about 3 that were actually funny. The rest? Why? 🤦🏽♀️
If Mad Magazine had used photos instead of pen and ink, this is what it would have looked like.
