Crushing sarcasm never goes out of style.

You forgot the Big Book of Atheism that you can find in all hotel rooms....

Also, carrying and quoting the atheism book that they don't really understand because it's all written in metaphors and the atheism guidelines discourages thinking and learning, but they will explain the atheism texts to you nonetheless because the atheism guide person explained it to them in the most profitable way.

Yeah! I can not shut up about it.

You can tell the real atheists because we won't sit in your church service after not speaking with door to door evangelicals. We also won't tell you stupid stuff like I will pray for you and actually be willing to do something for you.

One of the best EVER.

God (!) forbid you even meet a vegan atheist!

Those atheists, always kicking their children out of the house because they found out their child is gay and that goes against their atheist beliefs.

in the early 70s, I told the army I was atheist but they would not, absolutely refused to allow atheist on my dog tags. "No Pref" for no preference is what they put for my religion. I was pissed and still am.

Done with such brilliance. Kudos 😎

I bet you do Cross Fit, too.

This gives me shivers.

Take a bow. 👏🤣

Besides telling people what their religion should be-that is my entire Christian family with Christianity.

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To be fair, most religions have an evangelical component, because that's how you get more religious people. Secret religions have very short lifespans. Christianity happens to have developed some very large branches that have made that part central to their faith.

No they go to small towns in say like Tennessee.when they based in Michigan and try to sue the city government in to taking a in god we trust emblems off of police uniforms

So often miserable people want others to be miserable like them. The gun toting gun lobbyists of the US will never see that if the public don’t have guns they can’t shoot each other, themselves or family members, even by accident.

A home, enough food and access to a decent education and free healthcare. This is possible for everyone but the rich ones really want to keep the plebs in their place.

Meanwhile mature adults who want children have a VERY difficult time trying to adopt.

pWnEd!

Be more precise, please - is it Gandalf or Harry Potter poison?

Are all schools now going to exclusively stock See Spot Run and The Very Hungry Caterpillar? Or are those stories going to make people uncomfortable also?

"Homosexual" behaviour is far more widespread than people (largely detached from and ignorant of the natural world) know. Which makes claims of such activity as "unnatural" rather pitiful if not hilarious.

Unfortunately true. Remember the chain gangs? One can only hope that this modern version at least involves some degree of choice by the convict and some recompense, but it's a very slippery slope.

I'm sorry I have to admit when my friends were discussing a school shooting, I asked which one. Now when I hear shooting I just ask was it USA. If yes then it's another day, outside I'm interested a little more. It's a bad thing to say, but you have shootings literally every week in schools and I cannot keep up. My country had one shooting, one bullet was shot from hunting rifle. In the last 32years. How? And we also have teenage prisoners, and vandals, and murders but nothing compared to USA. Most of our killings are drinking gone wild and one dies. It's not perfect but guns are not allowed and police cannot shoot the criminal in the back of the body, cannot do fatal shootings. Why do you allow this? Also how come you allow insurance companies decide who gets to live, if you expect doctors to act under oath they gave. You literally make the doctors profession invalid when giving treatment decision to nonmedical persons in stuffy office looking to hit commission

I had this talk with my mum last year. If this had to be done now a days, 100% people wouldn’t turn lights off

Shocking - a politician exposed a s a hypocrite! Australians have a joke: Q How do you know a politician is lying? A His lips are moving.

Yet anouther person who can't tell the difference between Communism and Socialism... >sigh<

Irony.

The phrase "the Nazis are back" makes me think of a horde of zombie Nazis

You had a minute and a half of commercial to book it. You had to stand as close to your destination as possible while still being able to see the tv, and then sprint. The absolute joy of getting back in time is a feeling I will never be able to replicate.

As a secondary school teacher for 25 years, if you worked out the hourly rate for teachers mathematically, we would be on less than 16 dollars per hour.

Been there, done that. 2 hrs to switch on a power outlet for an IBM 3274 control unit (1980s), which i had been assured 'yes, OF COURSE we checked that!.'

And also overpopulating the planet .

too many thinking life saving things like wearing a mask and washing your hands = control

Wait! Actual countries are sentient and speak?

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Don't mind me. I'm just covering up a comment of a greedy landlord and wage depressor.

and ada lovelace is missing out on the respect she deserves again

Absolute moron.

That’s the House of Lords. They get £300 just for turning up and subsidised lunch. The government however still did not want to help the huge number of poor children with free school lunches.

Screw the poor! Who needs them! Except when we want fries with our burger and we want sh!t cleaned up.