My contacts are all inside jokes. God help me if they ever have to call someone on my phone.

My mom is "Waker of Tweens" and my dad is "Keep Your Grades Up Beta"

4yftcl.jpg This is my contact name for my stepmom, who used to work in an aquarium

My friend has me as Simp. They know me to well

and here I am with everyone in my phone just as their plain old name

At one point, my friend's contact was "The World According To Chris". My mom took one look at my phone and said, "I'm not sure who The World According To Chris is, but whatever." hehe

I almost forgot because it's since nearly forever: My best friend is small and has the same name as me. To ne she is Stöpsel (like a bathroom or sink plug) because she is tiny but without her it's all bad/down the drain. I guess this counts as weird.

This gave me ideas... my mother is now listed as motheren ship, lol

My son has me in his phone as cool dude dad

Everyone in my contact list is listed first and last name, because I often have to forward contacts to other people. This includes my wife, mother , father, grandparents... it also makes them easier to find when you don't have to scroll through 300+ contacts trying to remember the nickname that you gave that one guy.

I dont understand the hate for having people in ur phone as their names tho.

Once, I changed myself on my Mom's phone to "reproduction." She hasn't texted or called me since... Not sure if she found out.

Anyone else who has the name and new, newer, newest, definately the latest etc after the name? Hard to keep track of 🤣

I actually had to change many of my contacts and even erase some because I didn't even remember what some funny names from the past meant!! you reach to a point when you don't recognise your own contacts but I still do that anyway😅😅😅

I saved my girlfriends phone number as 'LOW BATTERY'. Whenever she calls and I'm not around, the wife takes the phone and plugs it to the charger. It’s all good. /snark

My mum is listed under the street name she lives in. Instead of going for mobile private and mobile business I just typed in the street names.

I have my dad (who I haven't talked to in years and not in my life) as Sperm Donor.

My ex husband is in my contacts as "the devil"

I listed my mom as the scary lady ever since I got a phone so it's been like that for about 7 years uwu

My mom and dad are Ma Rihuana and Pa Rihuana

Im more of a ringtone person. My mom was the Star Wars Imperial March for about 10yrs and i retired it when she passed away. My kid sister is Pink Floyd's Money cause shes always looking for money. My older sister is the Allman Bros Blue Sky cause it was a fave band of our parents. My bestie is a Dave Matthews song cause thats 1 of our favorite bands. And hubs is Queen's You're My Best Friend cause hes my best friend...