How true this is...

Still haven't read it yet, i really should

Which apocalypse? Nuclear war, Zombies, Pandemics... so much possibilities nowadays

"Should have eaten a homework, it's lighter..."

Some people just can't let a decent joke stand (albeit in this case a hoary old cliché) without ruining it with explanation.

So, which one is "The Idiot"?

The same question I scream into the void when I wake up every morning.

You know what? I wi-*snore*

I do this all the time!!

Chair up!

Good to know

"The learner always begins by finding fault, but the scholar sees the positive merit in everything." - Hegel, himself

Simplified English is a set of approved words and writing rules. Its makers made it to help engineers write manuals (instruction books) so that people all over the world can read them. Is there a google translator option that can translate Philosophy into simple english for us dumb dumbs?

I love how at 1:16 AM all of the comments were posted less than 30 minutes ago. Pandas with a poor sleep schedule, unite! Edit: Yeah, I probably should've remembered that time zones are a thing before posting this. I'm so sorry!!

Wow, that little guy's built like a friggin' tank

This week I had to warn someone that I am absolutely out of my tree because I couldn’t get my anxiety prescription and was in withdrawal. Their response? “Don’t worry!” Wow ta.

That rings a bell

rip 💀

Cats (or any animal) always increase my serotonin levels. Hard to have a bad day with goats and ferrets and cats and dogs and ponies and pigs and bun buns

That checks out.

Philosophers ca 350 BC: can't be headmaster of your sodding academy? Whelp, I'll just invent biology then.

Are YOU okay?

Thanks, now i need to try that trick

When you realize that you don't have to be a good person to get into a heaven that doesn't exist. You just have to be a good person because it's the right thing to do.

Also everyone is naked under their clothes.

Freud had an undiagnosed Oedipus complex

Philosophers: People who seek reasons to feel hopeless.

Love the raven

I wish I could discuss cosmology with other friends, but they only seem to be interested in who's being voted off love island. :(

Maybe philosophers and psychologists made a secret pact?

Pragmatic.

"normal" people talk to me about a movie and i end speaking by myself 15 minutes about the past and future projects of the director. Damn me.

Googling Marx’s birthday.

That's why the internet became so popular

This outfit is not one of them 😏

Anxiety!! *Jazz hands*

torn ?

That great golden past never existed. Our ancestors were horrible racist people. The food was terrible, and everybody stank like unwashed socks.

Everybody thinks how things were when they were coming of age is the best way for things to be.

Nostalgia is a lie..

My self-esteem: *Challenge accepted*

This look a lot to french writer Michel Houellebeck (beurk)

This is 💯 my country right now

Leave me TF alone, I smiled while I was brushing my teeth, OK?

Hegel is one of the less jargony ones.

My brother and me Me: