Humans don't have all that much to crow about!

Ha - these are GOOD, lol

Hank needs a hug

Looking at you Jake.

Yaaaay! Happy ending!

Go damn it, Ron! Just let it already....

He loves what he does, can't blame him for being passionate. Lol

One of my plans for my body after I die is to be eaten by vultures, otherwise used as an anatomy cadaver or fertilizer!

Makes me think of the crows in A Take Dark and Grimm

Yup just adds a lil salt....mmmmm

Haaaank!

God damnit frank we're on live television

mmmmmm Eyeballs. (Insert Homer voice)

I prefer the tongues.

Life

this is like me and the looks I get when talking about tripe and duck tongues

Dammit hank you had one job

The Homer Simpson of vultures.

Pew! Pew!

Yep-those who want it don't fight it. They just reap the profits.

Swiper NO swiping!

I was not expecting that

Well shi-

Is it just me, or is that the blonde girl from the doomer girl meme?

I want it to be fair.

Oh Crowley!

Facial expression in the final part...... priceless 😃

Congratulations skeleton! Good job

why frank

😂

Don't worry dude, it will never happen.

He played himself

Great idea......

Lol I like this one!

Food solves all problems

When ministers or generals gave bad (but true) news to Stalin, he murdered them... So the other ones started feeding him pleasant lies. Conclusion : if you don't like the answer, don't ask... and also, Stalin was a bad guy.

Hank is pretty famous

That is very tough Mr.ant

works both ways

I would think the mansplaining would be the worst part of that date.

And don't plant it too deep in case you cause continental drift or an iceberg to split or something.

that went dark fast

"Nature" translates to a life that is almost universally nasty, brutish, short, and ends violently. Yes, I want to experience nature, but not like is is experienced by, say, these wolves' dinner.

plot twist: the tree f*****g get's and walks away like a spider.

I'm the dog

On the bright side, you could end up as an attraction in a museum.

Acually, it has been proven that crows can pass on information from one generation to the next. See: Nova "Bird-Brain"

Umm...

Actually, all parts of the dandelion are edible... though, as I just discovered by googling, same for the sunflower (minus roots). Gotta try out some of the simple recipes this year when the sunflowers flower...

Or the aliens are just so far away that we will never met each other.