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Philly Photographer Summons Post Malone For Adoptable Dog Photoshoot In A Wild Way!
Philly photographer Melissa M. runs Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue (BRPBR), a foster-based 501(c)(3) nonprofit rescue organization within the tri-state area of Pennsylvania, New Jersey, and Delaware. She also owns Bella-Reed Photography, where she often spends her time taking pro-bono photos of adoptable dogs from not only her rescue, but other local rescues for better exposure at finding them forever homes.
Did we mention she’s also a huge Post Malone fan?
In a creative way, Melissa is attempting to capture Posty’s attention on social media (Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram) by adding her dog “Pesto Malone” in fun and imaginative ways to images of Post Malone. She hopes that if she ‘barks at him’ long enough he will consider doing a photoshoot with BRPBR’s available dogs to help find them homes. The adventure has been going on since April 25th with no intent to stop any time soon!
Whatdoya say, Posty?! Give the pitties a chance!
#WeWontStopBarking
More info: Instagram
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Instagram Caption:
” ‘Pesto Malone’ looks up to Post Malone and hopes he will see one of these daily posts soon for a plea to help us get our adoptable dogs some exposure by doing a photoshoot with the dogs to promote adoption.
Posty, how could you refuse Pesto’s plea? He’s literally your biggest fan!”
Instagram Caption:
” ‘Pesto Malone’ and Post Malone are BACK. They want you all to know how cool it would look (hence the sunglasses) if Posty did a photoshoot with Bella-Reed Photography with the adoptable dogs of Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue! The dogs (and volunteers) are huge fans and it would really help the dogs in foster care get some exposure to find forever homes! We are going on months of begging, Posty!”
Instagram Caption”
“Nothing says classy more than Post Malone and ‘Pesto Malone’ together in an antique car with some Maison No 9 wine….. except maybe Posty dong a photoshoot with the adoptable dogs of Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue with Bella-Reed Photography (see what I did there?) Posty! We are still barkin’ atcha!”
Instagram Caption:
” ‘Pesto Malone’ has decided to work on his kill/death ratio on Call of Duty while video chatting with his buddy Post Malone during the game.
This doesn’t stop Pesto from pestering Posty (say that 5 times fast) to do a photoshoot with Bella-Reed Photography with the dogs of Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue for adoption exposure though… the doggos will always come first!”
Instagram Caption:
“Real men wear dresses. And real men do photoshoots with adoptable dogs to help get them exposure… especially with Bella-Reed Photography and especially with the dogs of Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue!
Post Malone, we, and the infamous ‘Pesto Malone’ are still barkin’ atcha!
PS – Brian, you look awesome in floral.”
Instagram Caption:
” ‘Pesto Malone’ is back and waiting to FOR REAL meet his idol Post Malone.
He is hoping Posty can help Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue (Philly area) by doing a photoshoot with Bella-Reed Photography with some of the adoptable dogs to gain exposure for how PAWSOME adoption is!
Posty, Bud Lites are waiting for you! Pesto said he’d be willing to come out to your area to get it done if that is what it takes!
We won’t give up til you say YES.”
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The real Pesto Malone
Instagram Caption:
“Post Malone covering Nirvana to raise funds for the WHO was the biggest turn on of 2020 thus far. #provemewrong”
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“Post Malone, what would it take for you to come do a quick photoshoot with our adoptable dogs with Bella-Reed Photography in the Philly area who have been waiting for a home and need the exposure? We promise a fun time and lots of Bud Lites!
Listen, we will even have Call of Duty set up for you during down time. And can even travel to you!
Photoshopped with our mascot dog Bella Blue.”
Instagram Caption:
“Was going to wait a few days before pestering Post Malone yet again with doing a photoshoot with Bella-Reed Photography with the dogs of our rescue to help get them exposure, but he just keeps putting out these great photos for Photoshop fun!
Bella Blue, the rescue’s mascot just wants Posty to know that she can fill that empty spot in the car as his date any time, but she prefers that he do a ‘shoot with the Bella-Reed dogs to help get them adopted. Going on months of barkin’ at cha. Whatdoyasay?”
Instagram Caption:
“Guess who’s back? Back again? Pesto Malone’s back. Tell a friend….
Post Malone! Pesto is still waiting to hear from you in regards to doing a photoshoot with Bella-Reed Photography to promote the dogs in foster care at Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue!
He doesn’t think the Funko Posty figurine really gets the point across. Don’t forget, he is your #1 fan, please don’t let him down!”
Instagram Caption:
” Let’s go, Post Malone! Please come do a photoshoot with our adoptable pits of Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue! Some have been waiting a really long time for a forever home. You could help promote them! Bud Lite with your name on it waiting!
Love, Nova Layne, Pesto Malone, Bella Blue, and Hershey too. “
Instagram Caption:
“Hey, Post Malone! This is Nova Layne Staley. He was rescued through our rescue and I (me, Melissa, our president) adopted him. But guess what? He may have waited a lot longer if I wasn’t such a sucker (awesome person). We would love to have you come out and do a photoshoot with our dogs that are up for adoption! No gimmicks, just real people her wanting to help these dogs get some good exposure for good homes. Plus, we are fans! And total bonus is you get to pet some really cool pups.
We got you covered with some Bud Lites and all the Olive Garden breadsticks you want (yes, we know, extra butter). Plus, Philly is really cool.”
Instagram Caption:
” Nova Layne Staley, an alumni dog of Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue had a little question to ask Post Malone….. he was wondering if he’d be able to do a photoshoot with Bella-Reed Photography to help get our adoptable dogs the exposure they need to find forever homes, just like Nova found.
We’re eagerly awaiting a Posty response.”
Instagram Caption:
“Post Malone! Do you remember that time you were on the red carpet with Olive, an adoptable dog through Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue? Wait, nope. That didn’t happen. Honestly, it is okay that Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue didn’t make your list for a donation this year. While that would have helped save more medical cases like Olive here, we would love more than anything for you to do a photoshoot with Bella-Reed Photography with our adoptable dogs that need the exposure. Again, like poor Olive here!
Olive came to us at 7 years old a few months ago. She was overbred with mammary tumors, emaciated, had wounds all over her, bad teeth, and a skull fracture. With a lot of vet care, surgery, and TLC, we fixed that girl up and now she’s doing great! This photo was a couple weeks after we had her so she was still healing and definitely doesn’t look her ‘red carpet best,’ but she promises to look flawless if you come out for a real photoshoot with her!
Consider it!”
Instagram Caption:
” ‘Pesto Malone’ is back! He’s Post Malone’s biggest fan (he also LOVES Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day). He’s been hoping (and begging) to get Posty’s attention to come do a photoshoot with Bella-Reed Photography in Philly with the dogs of Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue to get them exposure to help get them adopted. He sees that Posty is a fan of cats (nice shirt), but he’s wondering where the love for dogs is ;) “
Instagram Caption:
“Post Malone! Did you know that your #1 fan ‘Pesto Malone’ was in the audience during one of your Jimmy Fallon interviews and snuck up on stage to try to meet you? Yea, neither did their security.
Pesto was trying to get your attention to see if you’d be down to come do a photoshoot with our rescue dogs in foster care who have been patiently waiting for homes of their own. An adoption promotion to help get them exposure.
Pesto didn’t have any luck getting to you, and definitely wasn’t allowed in Olive Garden when you went to dinner after the interview, so we figured we’d try the social media outlets for him. What do ya think?”
Instagram Caption:
“We’ve been shouting at Post Malone now for months to come do a photoshoot with Bella-Reed Photography with the adoptable dogs of Bella-Reed Pit Bull Rescue to help get them exposure for adoption.
However….
We don’t want Dre London to think he’s being left out – because if he doesn’t get in on the photoshoot, did it really even happen??
“Pesto Malone,” an alumni dog of the rescue, is begging!”
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John Zolis 4 years ago
Having the dog covered in tattoos is a horrible example giving credibility to actually tattooing dogs which some disgusting people have done
Melissa Mariner (Post author) 4 years ago
Lighten up, it's all in good, clean, fun and clearly states it's photoshopped. Many other things in this world to worry about than a funny photo of a dog with fake tattoos.
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John Zolis 4 years ago
Having the dog covered in tattoos is a horrible example giving credibility to actually tattooing dogs which some disgusting people have done
Melissa Mariner (Post author) 4 years ago
Lighten up, it's all in good, clean, fun and clearly states it's photoshopped. Many other things in this world to worry about than a funny photo of a dog with fake tattoos.
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