Join the Fun!

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Beyonce is overhyped

ChipKey5682 , beyonce Report

Final score:

528points

POST

Kookamunga 2 years ago

I agree. Don't understand the big deal about this over over over produced woman. She's made a few danceable numbers, but that's the extent of it in my book.

206points

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If today is Monday, then the upcoming Saturday is considered “this Saturday” not “next Saturday”. “Next” would be two Saturdays from now.

Fight me.

liketysplits , Dindo Mojica Report

Final score:

525points

POST

Katie Fink 2 years ago

Upvoted for the 'fight me' comment. No fight. Just bow of respect

84points

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It’s common courtesy to wait for someone to come off the elevator before entering.

mkittyxoxo , Dushan Hanuska Report

Final score:

495points

POST

Nathaniel 2 years ago

Does anyone think otherwise?

111points

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Put your goddamn shopping cart/trolley in the corral

Ok_Chocolate3253 , 7C0 Report

Final score:

462points

POST

Kookamunga 2 years ago

Yes, don't be a bum. Don't be lazy. Don't say it's someone else's job. Just do the considerate thing and put the damn cart back.

72points

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Adding 's at the end of a word does not make it plural.

I've seen it in ads. I've seen it on signs. I've even seen it on a flyer someone wrote advertising their services as a writer.

People walk around like it's normal! Out in the street! Saying that they have 14 chicken's! Like monsters!

I will die on this hill over and over until my assembled corpses make it into a slightly bigger hill.

TophatDapps , Andy Maguire Report

Final score:

426points

POST

Nathaniel 2 years ago

Corrected it "I will die on this hill over and over until my assembled corpse's make it into a slightly bigger hill."

108points

undefined_one , Basharat Alam Shah Report

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Throwing your cigarette butts is littering.

Final score:

419points

POST

Memere 2 years ago

This is absolutely NOT PETTY! Birds have been found to be picking up cigarette butts & trying to feed them to their young, or using them as nesting material.

86points

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When a kid has a birthday, only HE gets to blow out the candles! It INFURIATES me to my very soul when I see other kids try to blow them out. The only thing worse is when adults LET THEM.

Drew__Mast , Dark Dwarf Report

Final score:

395points

POST

Kookamunga 2 years ago

How about we stop spitting on cakes in general?

181points

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What I don't care how you pronounce them, but it's written "could/would/should/might HAVE", not "could of".

TwoTheVictor , kellywritershouse Report

Final score:

394points

POST

Nathaniel 2 years ago

Could've.

130points

#10

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What The toilet paper roll goes over not under!!!

wrapped-in-rainbows , edkohler Report

Final score:

389points

POST

KitKat 2 years ago

Not if you have cats.... 🐈

122points

#11

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It’s “I couldn’t care less”
“I could care less” doesn’t even make sense.

Aftmostfieesh , Brian Evans Report

Final score:

353points

POST

Michelle Gosney 2 years ago

This is the one that bugs me the most.

75points

#12

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Being late, making others wait, or any other method of wasting another’s time, is stealing the most valuable, non-retrievable, irreplaceable thing in their life.

Usual_Mayhem , Evan Report

Final score:

323points

POST

FreshGanesh 2 years ago

THIS. As I’ve gotten older and watched the previous generation start to shuffle off this mortal coil, have beaten the big C in my late 20s and began to lose a few friends too early, I resolved that my time is the most valuable thing in my life. I semi-jokingly tell people that disrespect my or others’ time that I value it at a minimum of $60/hr. Stealing other peoples time is the worst. Not appreciating them when they gift you their time is entitled & inconsiderate.

69points

#13

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What It is possible to look at something on a grocery store shelf without blocking the whole aisle. Looking at you, shoppers in a certain Aldi this afternoon …

treecatks , Virginia Retail Report

Final score:

322points

POST

April Caron 2 years ago

I’ll never forget this… once I was trying to pass a man and woman with their cart at the end of a very long aisle. They were in the very middle. I couldn’t go around on either side of them. I said, “Excuse me.” No one budged. I thought perhaps they didn’t hear me. I said it again a little louder. The man looked at me and went to move the cart, but the woman grabbed it and said to him, “When I’m done.” That’s when I became “done.” I walked over to their cart, shoving it aside and pointing to the man with her, I said, “He may have to wait until you’re ‘done,’ but I don’t! I’m ‘done’ being polite. Move it!” She stared at me dumbfounded, while he told her, “You deserved that.” She looked at him and said, “Shut up.” And I continued shopping.

18points

#14

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Don't talk with your mouth full of food.

Maybe it's just me, but I don't want to see partially chewed food in your mouth.

ChillyWillie03 , AZ COF Report

Final score:

319points

POST

Deborah Harris 2 years ago

or smacking your mouth when eating ..makes me want to physically throttle someone .....

98points

#15

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When I have time approved off from work and something goes wrong, no it is not my responsibility to log back on and take care of it.

ironwheatiez , Mitch Barrie Report

Final score:

313points

POST

Matt MacFarlane 2 years ago

I walked away from a job because my arrogant supervisor would never leave me alone. Calling and texting all hours..never got time away from the job.

4points

#16

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What That you need to let people off the f*****g subway before you get on. My guy, you will get on - let me off first!

croix_v , Paul Robertson Report

Final score:

271points

POST

Livingroom Panda 2 years ago

Just like the elevator!

49points

#17

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Big groups who won't make way on the sidewalk. If you wont move I will walk right into you.

marcellabitch , Jaysin Trevino Report

Final score:

271points

POST

SupernaturalPanda 2 years ago

I will refuse to move and will be the one who walks right into the middle of the flock .

47points

#18

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Cologne (and perfume) should be discovered, not announced.

Stop weaponising that s**t by bathing in it.

beetrootfuelled , Freddycat1 Report

Final score:

255points

POST

Jihana 2 years ago

Got a terrible migraine tonight, took a lot of medication so the headache was gone in the morning. I still felt like throwing up, but I did not want to stay home. In the hallway at work a woman walked in front of me who absolutely REEKED of sone terribly sweet perfume. That did not help with my already upset stomach...

54points

ellygator13 , Thank You (22.5 Millions+) views Report

#19

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Use the left lane for passing and then get back into the doggone right lane. Grew up in Germany where that's enforced on the Autobahn. American left lane hogs drive me nuts, especially when they go five miles under the speed limit. What's the friggin' point?

Final score:

252points

POST

Erik Ivan 2 years ago

In Sweden there is a fine if you hug the left lane. Only problem iis that there is no one to enforce trafic laws.

36points

#20

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Bank of America charged me $2 for a miscellaneous charge, in 1997. I called to ask what it was for because there was no reason. The lady on the phone said, well, I can't tell you because it is miscellaneous. I asked her to then please reverse it and she refused.

I pulled all three of my accounts from them and moved them to a credit union and ever since, full stop refuse to have a damn thing with that company.

Handbag_Lady , Markus Report

Final score:

237points

POST

April Caron 2 years ago (edited)

I had my debit card declined at a gas station on a pay day, when my check was auto-deposited. Bank of America was right next door, so I popped inside. The teller very loudly berated me, saying my account had a hold put on it because I’d been “depositing” checks I’d written… immediately taking cash out of my account, knowing the checks were no good. The bank was giving me the cash, assuming the checks would clear. And I’d amassed more than $4000 this way. And the bank was going to press charges. By then, every customer in the lobby was staring at me, like I was scum of the Earth. Thoroughly embarrassed, I told the clerk to check again. Check MY account again. To look for those supposed deposit/withdrawals. Her face said it all. And in a low voice, that no one else could hear, she said, “I’m sorry. There’s obviously a mistake.” Loudly, I repeated, “YOU SAY YOU’RE MISTAKEN? IT’S NOT ME DOING THESE THINGS?” I withdrew all my money. Closed my account. And will not do business with them.

15points

#21

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Scrolling through TikTok/Reels/whatever with your volume up in public or semi-public places (transit, waiting room, restaurant).

technocraft , Nordskov Media Report

Final score:

229points

POST

Kookamunga 2 years ago

I hate this behavior. And what's up with walking around with the phone on speaker having a conversation? NO ONE cares what you are saying. Just put the phone to your ear like a normal civilized person.

69points

bhbbby , Jennie Park mydisneyadventures Report

#22

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Piqued my interest.
It’s not “peaked”

Final score:

222points

POST

Memere 2 years ago

I used piqued once in a conversation with a co-worker. Mind you, she had a college degree & I don't, but the woman had no idea what that word means! I had to rephrase my remark to "it caught my interest" before she understood.

30points

#23

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Fish is meat.

I had one friend who would not let it go and argued that it was not and it was ‘just fish’ so much that it became a running joke.

Undead-Loyalist , stu_spivack Report

Final score:

219points

POST

Danni 2 years ago

It should be very simple, if it was alive and is now dead, it is meat, eating it means you are not vegetarian. no buts ands or ifs.

84points

#24

You “lose” a bet. You don’t “loose” a bet

Any_Ad4737 Report

Final score:

215points

POST

Charlie grace 2 years ago

I am so glad this is listed. It is my absolute number one pet peeve. Why is it so often wrong?!

39points

#25

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Don’t wave me through the 4 way stop to “be nice”, just take your goddamn turn.

AudraA444 , jantos Report

Final score:

206points

POST

Debbie 2 years ago

This, I dislike it when people give me the right of way when I don't have it. It confuses me and other road-users. I do not expect it, I expect I have to wait my turn, and then someone waves at me that I can go first, and I get confused and feel like I should hurry, and then if I go, I pay less attention to other stuff (like someone crossing the road next to me). There are exceptions - when it is really busy and you're on a side road, and there is no gap in sight to turn on the road as well. But not when there is no real need.

72points

#26

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If you open the microwave before it's done clear the timer so the next person doesn't have to try figure out why it's not starting.

braaibros , CJ Sorg Report

Final score:

206points

POST

Jen Weber 2 years ago

I caved and finally created a BP account just so I could up vote this one.

102points

#27

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What The meteorological phenomenon is "lightning", NOT "lightening"

TwoTheVictor , Kenneth Hagemeyer Report

Final score:

193points

POST

Kookamunga 2 years ago

I was struck by lightning while I was lightening my hair.

94points

#28

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What When you're inside it's the floor, when you are outside it's the ground.

DrewCallen , Jon-Eric Melsæter Report

Final score:

191points

POST

Nathaniel 2 years ago

What if you are on the ground floor of a building?

42points

#29

Saying “irregardless”, despite the fact it’s in the dictionary (albeit, as a “nonstandard”), makes you look and sound like a f*****g moron.

“Regardless” does the job. It means “without regard”. So adding the prefix “ir-“ is goddamned redundant.

AquaSherbet Report

Final score:

180points

POST

Nathaniel 2 years ago

Irregardless of your point, irregardless is still a correct term and can still be used irregardless of your feelings.

31points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

See Also on Bored Panda

Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#30

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Sidewalk and hallway traffic should move like road traffic. Stick to the side of the sidewalk or hallway based on the direction you are going. I will not move out of my way for you if you are walking on the wrong side.

simongurfinkel , mrhayata Report

Final score:

171points

POST

S 2 years ago

Also make note of the part of the world you are in! We don't all drive on the right side!

26points

#31

It is a PIN, not a PIN number. PIN stands for personal identification number.

Just like it is an ATM, not an ATM machine.

Albanian_Tea Report

Final score:

171points

POST

Nathaniel 2 years ago

Should I use my PI number when I am at the AT machine?

129points

#32

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What "6 a.m. in the morning."

No. Just no.

FantasticPear , Thomas Quine Report

Final score:

169points

POST

Debbie 2 years ago

Just use 24hr clock. 06:00 = 6 am. When talking, it's 6 in the morning or 6 in the evening. (and when writing, we write 18:00 but say 6)

42points

#33

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Before placing a ziploc bag in the refrigerator or freezer, squeeze the air out of the bag. I don't know why my wife doesn't, and one day I'll have to make a choice.

johnbacosta , michelle Report

Final score:

161points

POST

Kookamunga 2 years ago

I hope this guy and his ziplocs will be very happy together.

78points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

See Also on Bored Panda

“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#34

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Do not ask questions you know the answer to. "Are you crying?" no sharon I am just sweating through my eyes, that's why I look so upset.

angryage , Karolina Grabowska Report

Final score:

152points

POST

J Baker 2 years ago

One very notable exception: for "will you marry me?" you should already know the answer and don't have much business asking it if you don't.

61points

#35

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What An apology should be used when you are genuinely sorry, not as absolution; it should also not be expected to be forgiven, either.

Edit: As a Canadian, I'll concede that I do use "sorry" several times a day in the most seemingly mundane of situations, but trust me; I am sorry I am in your way.

methratt , Bob Report

Final score:

143points

POST

KitKat 2 years ago

Sorry can be said as an apology or in empathy.

49points

#36

Don't reach over and honk the horn while I am driving.

Cthulhu625 Report

Final score:

141points

POST

kathryn stretton 2 years ago

Stop the car and kick them out. A passenger road raging on 'your behalf' is stupid and dangerous.

74points

#37

The checkout at the store should read "10 items or **fewer**"

SurlyJason Report

Final score:

137points

POST

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

If the item is counted, use "fewer." If the item is measured, use "less."

61points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

See Also on Bored Panda

French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#38

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What So many people, movies and TV shows misuse the phrase “divide and conquer”.

It doesn’t mean “to split up and attack on multiple fronts”, which is a horrible idea for military strategy on the grand scale of armies.

It means to divide your enemy, and conquer them one by one.

Bjeaurn , Hans Splinter Report

Final score:

136points

POST

J Baker 2 years ago

Keep your enemy fighting amongst themselves so you can defeat them. Classic British colonial strategy.

53points

#39

Cereal then milk. What kind of heathen would do it the other way around.

1980pzx Report

Final score:

135points

POST

Minath 2 years ago

The only time I put the milk in first is when I don't have much left, it's easier to judge how much cereal the milk will hold.

86points

#40

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What I can't stand every movie/game title or band/artist name being acronymized these days. What the hell is TLAT? SWTROS? When you say BTS are you talking about the musical group or behind the scenes of something? Its like learning a new language.

asorryfool , bts.bighitofficial Report

Final score:

117points

POST

Benita Valdez 2 years ago

Yeah acronyms are way overused

66points

#41

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What The Oxford comma.

PINHEADLARRY5 , Rasmus Olsen Report

Final score:

107points

POST

Angela Turrall 2 years ago

Oxford comma 4 life.

107points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

See Also on Bored Panda

Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#42

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What If the earth was flat why don’t they have penthouses on the borders

Socks_for_69 , LEGOFIIR Report

Final score:

101points

POST

Deborah Harris 2 years ago

If the Earth was flat there would be nothing at the border/edges because cats would have pushed it all off

173points

#43

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What In the business of dangling someone with a rope around their neck until they die, it's "hanged," not "hung."

su1cidesauce , seabamirum Report

Final score:

94points

POST

Nathaniel 2 years ago

But what if the hang man (or hang woman, hang person?) did a good job of hanging the criminal, the criminal would be well hung?

32points

#44

"Begs the question" does not mean "raises the question" or "brings up the question," even though it's recently been used that way often.

It's a specific term for a logical fallacy (basically, circular reasoning) -- because rather than arguing the question, you are begging that it be conceded. "You're begging the question," means you're using the point you're trying to prove as an argument to prove that very same point.

Edit: Folks, I get it. "Raises the question," is now a common usage, language is determined by use, it's not prescriptive, etc etc. Please, let me refer to you to the title of this thread and ask you why you didn't *expect* shallow pedantry. If we can still get pissed about 'irregardless', we can still be annoyed by this.

badass_panda Report

Final score:

78points

POST

Samantha 2 years ago

Why do you believe the bible is true? Because the bible says so.

28points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

See Also on Bored Panda

“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#45

Rudolph is not a core member of Santa's reindeer team. The song specifically says "then ONE foggy Christmas Eve... Rudolph with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh TONIGHT."

why would Santa risk being noticed with a red light of a nose if he didn't need to? Rudolph is like the brights on your car, you only need them when you need to.

C3-RIO Report

Final score:

68points

POST

Kookamunga 2 years ago

That was just the beginning. Rudolph was with them after that point every Christmas Eve, because Santa's no dummy. I don't need fog at night to put my headlights on. It just has to be dark. Then Rudolph and Clarice had kids and a couple of them had the same birth defect, so today Rudy Jr. is guiding the sleigh. Duh. rudolph-an...fca4ed.jpg

42points

Spencer McClure 2 years ago

This. Rudolph became a defacto and permanent leader of the team because even on seemingly clear nights it's best to have that ability on hand in case it's needed.

3points

Tim 2 years ago

He doesn't have to have his nose on all the time, just like the brights in your car, we don't have to get out and attach a special brighter headlight, we just flip a little switch.

3points

Brandie Litchfield 2 years ago

Haha little you know....

0points

- JM1951 2 years ago

It's an Air Traffic Control issue. Landing lights are mandatory.

3points

Deborah Harris 2 years ago

Lies ... just Lies >.>

2points

I'mNotARoboat 2 years ago

The entire tale is actually not great morally. Tease someone until they are of use to you, then by the mere fact that they are useful should you befriend them.

1point

Lyndsey McGill 2 years ago

You broke my childhood

0points

Brent Kaufman 2 years ago

Or... he just wasn't the lead reindeer until that night, when his mutation came in handy.

0points

Margaret Weaver 2 years ago

You have to be kidding. Of course he was core team, he just wasn't LEADING the team.

0points

bill marsano 2 years ago

Absolutely right. The next day, the other reindeer went right back to their color-shaming, games-excluding ways. And, by the way, "you only need them when you need to" is a good example of begging the question.

0points

Herb Coleman 2 years ago

I always had trouble buying this. Are you saying there was never a foggy Christmas Eve before then? What about a blizzard, Mr. lives at the North Pole? Seems like there would have been a plan. BTW didn't you fly AT NIGHT??? Did your sleigh which had to travel at incredible speed to make all of the deliveries not come equipped with lights???

0points

Greg Fraser 2 years ago

All the other reindeer were bullies which, it seems, Santa did nothing about. Rudolph was only "accepted" (?) in that he was USED because of the gift of his bright nose. It it hadn't been for his nose and the fog, (s)he'd still be living a horrible, bullied, life.

0points

bruh JJ’s 2 years ago

Wow!. This is bothersome? No judgement here, I just love how different we all are.

0points

Bella V 2 years ago

You shut your mouth C3-RIO how dare you ruin all of our dreams.

0points

Josurf 2 years ago

Actually Rudolph should have been attached in reverse position to the back of the sled. So to not confuse oncoming traffic.

0points

Robert Trebor 2 years ago

Donder and Blitzen both use IFF to protect them from NORAD

0points

Izzy Curer 2 years ago

Maybe Santa is worried about being hit by a plane

0points

El Dee 2 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

LeeBreezy 2 years ago

yes he is. ive seen him in the mall

4points

Continue reading with Bored Panda Premium

Unlimited content

Ad-free browsing

Dark mode

#46

It’s vulva, not vagina.

bassoonprune Report

Final score:

28points

POST

Nathaniel 2 years ago

It really does depend what you are talking about.

76points

#47

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What Danny needs to f*****g replenish the fridge downstairs. You take a soda pop, YOU REPLENISH.

hiro111 , Jim Reynolds Report

Final score:

27points

POST

SupernaturalPanda 2 years ago

Damnit Danny !!!!

18points

#48

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What when someone says "also as well"

The_Price_Is_Right_B , Andrey Report

Final score:

17points

POST

Exotic Butters 2 years ago

Never heard that

36points

Forever_Man , Franklin Park Library Report

#49

45 Of The Pettiest Beliefs People In This Online Group Would Stand By, No Matter What My mom was in the wrong when she said my prom date shouldn't wear black and red together because those colors tend to look whorish.

Edit: for those of you trying to picture it. the dress was black lace, and pretty short. My date wore bright red lipstick and pumps.

Final score:

10points

POST

Argie Smith 2 years ago

Your mom said, "Yes to lipstick, no to ho shoes."

7points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

See Also on Bored Panda

Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

Darja is a Content Creator at Bored Panda. She studied at the University of Westminster, where she got her Bachelor's degree in Contemporary Media Practice. She loves photography, foreign music and re-watching Forrest Gump.

Read less »

Saulė is a photo editor at Bored Panda with bachelor's degree in Multimedia and Computer Design. The thing that relaxes her the best is going into YouTube rabbit hole. In her free time she loves painting, embroidering and taking walks in nature.

Read less »

What do you think ?

POST

Jessica Rabbit 2 years ago

I apparently have a GIANT hill I would die upon, because I agree with 80% of these... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

25points

LuckyL 2 years ago

You're not alone on these hills!

11points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

I have one. Downvoting f*cking sucks!!

6points

Circa 2 years ago

Yep. I was banned for three completely inoffensive comments. I emailed them back and said that and they reversed the ban 😄

7points

Caro Caro 2 years ago

Yeah, here, have an uppie :)

3points

Indosidius 2 years ago

Down votes are for comments not fitting the topic. Not because you don't agree with other peoples' opinions. And remember that opinions are like bumholes: everyone has one.

0points

Jaden Alexander 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

6points

Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago

I'm gonna do it figuratively.

5points

N Burnette 2 years ago

You ASK a question, not ax a question.

5points

Jiji The Cat 2 years ago

it depends on where you are from. I'm from Australia and apparently we pronounce things incorrectly.

0points

Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago

Most are not petty. In fact, a lot of them are long lost basic courtesy or common sense

4points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

Don't do this: "Dr. John Smith, MD."

4points

Lizzy Crit 2 years ago

Why not? Dr Smith could be MD, DO, DDS, DVM or any other doctorate. You need to specify.

7points

Anita Rapp 2 years ago

My third-grade teacher insisted we say 'I am finished' instead of 'I am done'. Done being like the turkey in an oven.

3points

Maureen Bykerk 2 years ago

This makes me insane on a daily basis: it is pronounced NU-CLE-A-R, not NU-CU-LER.

2points

Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

it's like "liberry" instead of "library"

0points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

Cargo pants/shorts are practical attire.

2points

Madeleine 2 years ago

. . . for people doing fieldwork.

-1point

Jaybird3939 2 years ago

Are instead of our (New pet peeve). Social media has killed grammar

1point

Jiji The Cat 2 years ago (edited)

BROUGHT. so annoyed this wasn't included. i have heard soo many people say brang, then I'm 'petty' for correcting them.

1point

Tracy Rowe 2 years ago

Yes to all of these!

1point

Kevin J. Henning 2 years ago

If I actually worried about all this stuff I'd have a nervous breakdown.

1point

LoudMansLover 2 years ago

My husband - bless him -- says "drownDing" instead of "drowning" and I lose my mind every time... on the inside, though. On the outside, I say "drowning", and move on.

1point

Madeleine 2 years ago

Is he from upstate NY? I have a friend from there who does that and now I’m wondering if it’s a regional thing.

0points

Novel Idesa 2 years ago

Mine is this: Nitpicking people's grammar and word choices is classist and, in a lot of cases, racist. The purpose of language is to communicate, and if you understood what the person was trying to communicate, then they have used language effectively. You don't get extra points in heaven for strictly adhering arbitrary grammar rules.

1point

LeeBreezy 2 years ago (edited)

there's a capital H in "Heaven"

4points

The IRS 2 years ago

Racist? It's about standards.

2points

Novel Idesa 2 years ago (edited)

Yep, wealthy white male standards. If you're black, indigenous, grew up in an impoverished area, speak with vocal fry or speak English as a second language, you're just not up to standards and can therefore be dismissed.

-2points

Shyla Clay 2 years ago

The plural of "mine" is "ours". "Mines" is a noun meaning more than one excavation area.

1point

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

Does anyone use "mines"?? 😵

2points

Noor ul Huda Tanveer 1 year ago

I thought divide and conquer meant dividing your enemies and having them fight amongst themselves, so half your work if done for you.

0points

Elaine Everett-Klimas 2 years ago (edited)

My hill is, it's 'some/no/every/any' THING and NOT 'some/no/every/any' THINK. Are you listening, oh brother of mine?

0points

backatya 2 years ago

It's ask NOT axe you illiterates. No wonder people call you dumbasses

0points

Mer☕️🧭☕️ 2 years ago

Correct grammar and punctuation are "not a hill to die on" - they are correct grammar and punctuation.

0points

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

I thought this was meant to be a list of PETTY things? I gave up reading as they were all things that are true but other people just ignore. The petty thing I was going to share was my sister's belief that the song goes 'ice, ice baby, baby' despite all evidence to the contrary but it seems this was not the place for things like that.

0points

Angie Dick 2 years ago

You don't need to use the word number after VIN. It's already Vehicle Identification Number.

0points

Karen Sandness 2 years ago

Why can't anyone tell the difference between "lie" and "lay" anymore? I'm old enough to remember when even fairly uneducated people could maintain the difference. "LIE down" refers to placing your self in a horizontal position, as on a bed or couch. "I'm going to lie down for a nap." "LAY down" refers to placing something or someone else in a horizontal position. "I'm going to lay the baby down for a nap."

0points

N Burnette 2 years ago

There ARE 5 reasons to buy a product, vote for a person, etc. Not there IS 5 reasons or whatever. I hear it in national commercials, in speeches by so-called educated people, even in an ad by the local cable company.

0points

Little Wonder 2 years ago

Australians do not go "thrifting" at the "thrift store". We go opshopping at the opshop (opshop, or Op Shop is short for opportunity shop)

0points

Denise Melek 2 years ago

Good hills! I'll join you all dying there.

0points

Mac Fletcher 2 years ago

The horse troops, those on western movies, are cavalry. Not calvary. Gads, I hate that!

0points

jade s 2 years ago

I really want to add ignoring a queue. So many times people have seen a queue and walked straight passed them to the door/counter. 9/10 times they are served. I have been in several arguments contesting this.

0points

Casey McAlister 2 years ago

It's okay to say something like "uuum" to fill a pause in your speech, but some people make this sound so long and loud, it's actually really annoying, especially if hey do it a lot. No need to moan like your teeth are being pulled before every sentence, keep it down.

0points

novasoup (she/her) 2 years ago

this might be personal but i hate it when people say "book bag" instead of "backpack" when referring to backpacks

0points

Ace Girl 2 years ago

Anxious v. eager. If you are looking forward to something with excitement, you are eager. "I am eager to go to Disneyworld tomorrow." If you are looking forward to something with dread, you are anxious. "I am anxious to take the written exam tomorrow." 90% of the time I see "anxious" used when it should be "eager" and this is the hill I will die on until my corpse rots and makes it a slightly bigger hill.

0points

The IRS 2 years ago

It's not a car 'accident' there's 99.9% chance one party is to blame. It is a crash or incident. Don't walk or run in the bike lane when there's a sidewalk. Don't hold the door for someone who is 30 feet away. Don't leave your dog outside all day. Don't hold your phone in front of you on speaker phone, that doesn't make it "hands free". Don't block any part of the sidewalk with your car. Don't leave the tap running. Put a bucket in the shower while it is getting to the desired temperature. Am average shower running for 3 minutes is almost 5 gallons of water.

0points

Seedy Vine 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Sterrinatu 2 years ago

Can we talk about Their, There and They're?

0points

donna peluda 2 years ago

One big one missing: When you have to give a phone number, bank, credit card etc. over the phone the reciver should repeat the numbers back. Same with complicated spelling

0points

madbakes 2 years ago

I have to disagree on the numbers except phone number. If you're calling a bank, you will be asked securoty questions to ensure it's you. If there's a mix-up with numbers, the representative will let you know. That person that you're speaking to is likely highly proficient with 10 key

0points

Will Cable 2 years ago

When people say SomethinK instead of Something

0points

Linda Lee 2 years ago

That thing is on "sell" rather than on sale. Another one of my favorites is IR-regardless. Now I have to 'dethaw' something for dinner.

0points

bill marsano 2 years ago

Calling all of these beliefs petty exposes BP editors' ignorance.

-1point

POST

Jessica Rabbit 2 years ago

I apparently have a GIANT hill I would die upon, because I agree with 80% of these... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

25points

LuckyL 2 years ago

You're not alone on these hills!

11points

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

I have one. Downvoting f*cking sucks!!

6points

Circa 2 years ago

Yep. I was banned for three completely inoffensive comments. I emailed them back and said that and they reversed the ban 😄

7points

Caro Caro 2 years ago

Yeah, here, have an uppie :)

3points

Indosidius 2 years ago

Down votes are for comments not fitting the topic. Not because you don't agree with other peoples' opinions. And remember that opinions are like bumholes: everyone has one.

0points

Jaden Alexander 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

6points

Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago

I'm gonna do it figuratively.

5points

N Burnette 2 years ago

You ASK a question, not ax a question.

5points

Jiji The Cat 2 years ago

it depends on where you are from. I'm from Australia and apparently we pronounce things incorrectly.

0points

Pittsburgh rare 2 years ago

Most are not petty. In fact, a lot of them are long lost basic courtesy or common sense

4points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

Don't do this: "Dr. John Smith, MD."

4points

Lizzy Crit 2 years ago

Why not? Dr Smith could be MD, DO, DDS, DVM or any other doctorate. You need to specify.

7points

Anita Rapp 2 years ago

My third-grade teacher insisted we say 'I am finished' instead of 'I am done'. Done being like the turkey in an oven.

3points

Maureen Bykerk 2 years ago

This makes me insane on a daily basis: it is pronounced NU-CLE-A-R, not NU-CU-LER.

2points

Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

it's like "liberry" instead of "library"

0points

Eat Dirt Crow 2 years ago

Cargo pants/shorts are practical attire.

2points

Madeleine 2 years ago

. . . for people doing fieldwork.

-1point

Jaybird3939 2 years ago

Are instead of our (New pet peeve). Social media has killed grammar

1point

Jiji The Cat 2 years ago (edited)

BROUGHT. so annoyed this wasn't included. i have heard soo many people say brang, then I'm 'petty' for correcting them.

1point

Tracy Rowe 2 years ago

Yes to all of these!

1point

Kevin J. Henning 2 years ago

If I actually worried about all this stuff I'd have a nervous breakdown.

1point

LoudMansLover 2 years ago

My husband - bless him -- says "drownDing" instead of "drowning" and I lose my mind every time... on the inside, though. On the outside, I say "drowning", and move on.

1point

Madeleine 2 years ago

Is he from upstate NY? I have a friend from there who does that and now I’m wondering if it’s a regional thing.

0points

Novel Idesa 2 years ago

1point

LeeBreezy 2 years ago (edited)

there's a capital H in "Heaven"

4points

The IRS 2 years ago

Racist? It's about standards.

2points

Novel Idesa 2 years ago (edited)

-2points

Shyla Clay 2 years ago

The plural of "mine" is "ours". "Mines" is a noun meaning more than one excavation area.

1point

Bored Retsuko 2 years ago

Does anyone use "mines"?? 😵

2points

Noor ul Huda Tanveer 1 year ago

I thought divide and conquer meant dividing your enemies and having them fight amongst themselves, so half your work if done for you.

0points

Elaine Everett-Klimas 2 years ago (edited)

My hill is, it's 'some/no/every/any' THING and NOT 'some/no/every/any' THINK. Are you listening, oh brother of mine?

0points

backatya 2 years ago

It's ask NOT axe you illiterates. No wonder people call you dumbasses

0points

Mer☕️🧭☕️ 2 years ago

Correct grammar and punctuation are "not a hill to die on" - they are correct grammar and punctuation.

0points

Huddo's sister 2 years ago

0points

Angie Dick 2 years ago

You don't need to use the word number after VIN. It's already Vehicle Identification Number.

0points

Karen Sandness 2 years ago

0points

N Burnette 2 years ago

0points

Little Wonder 2 years ago

Australians do not go "thrifting" at the "thrift store". We go opshopping at the opshop (opshop, or Op Shop is short for opportunity shop)

0points

Denise Melek 2 years ago

Good hills! I'll join you all dying there.

0points

Mac Fletcher 2 years ago

The horse troops, those on western movies, are cavalry. Not calvary. Gads, I hate that!

0points

jade s 2 years ago

0points

Casey McAlister 2 years ago

0points

novasoup (she/her) 2 years ago

this might be personal but i hate it when people say "book bag" instead of "backpack" when referring to backpacks

0points

Ace Girl 2 years ago

0points

The IRS 2 years ago

0points

Seedy Vine 2 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Sterrinatu 2 years ago

Can we talk about Their, There and They're?

0points

donna peluda 2 years ago

One big one missing: When you have to give a phone number, bank, credit card etc. over the phone the reciver should repeat the numbers back. Same with complicated spelling

0points

madbakes 2 years ago

0points