I'm sure this is gonna get downvoted, but please don't do this! You might think you're being funny by inconveniencing your annoying neighbor by having them listen to a JW's message... but think about if your neighbor has anger issues, is violent, owns weapons. You're indirectly responsible for anything that happens to the JW (who had nothing to do with you and your neighbor's squabble) if they were to get hurt. You wouldn't want to be subjected to violence, insults, or abuse by a stranger, right? So why do this to others? And yes, I'm speaking from experience. I used to be a JW as a kid (thankfully I'm out but my parents are still JWs) and I can't tell you how many times I feared for my life when an angry person has threatened us with violence. I was a CHILD doing what I was told. Moral of the story: just call the appropriste authorities if your neighbor is being disruptive. Don't send people (or children) who had nothing to do with your squabble into dangerous situations.

I only get the timid ones. I tell them, "Thank you, but I already have my own spiritual beliefs" and they leave right away. Some even look relieved.

My Dad LOVED when the Jehovah’s Witnesses would come around. He loved arguing with people, and they were polite (as was he). They never ran off like most people did when he argued. He never agreed with them. He thought they were nice people. The two main people came to know him by name. They would make a special side trip even when it wasn't on their route or planning or whatever so they came by fairly regularly. I never interacted with them at all.

I feel this legally constitutes an Act of War.

They stopped calling at my house, forever! All I did when they called once was ask them "If you believe in God you must believe in the Devil? Well, I play for his team." They looked shocked and started to back up. They moved quicker when I asked "Do you know how to get goat blood out of clothes?" They now walk straight past. I wave if I see them.

Being an inquisitive soul, I have studied several religions / cults, along with the factions and schisms that inevitably go with them ; as a consequence, I have no belief in anything outside my own. Sadly, where I live, JW's don't seem to preach, although, there is a Kingdom Hall in the nearest town, otherwise I would do what I used to in another town that I lived in where a visit seemed to be a weekly occurrence, and I'd invite them in for a chat and tea / coffee ; I think my record stands at a shade under 4 hours before they asked to leave - I was still in full swing with the comparatives between Christianity, Judaism and Islam. Funnily enough, after that I had no more visits in the 3 years I was there (or from the Mormons either as I remember). Has to be said, there was no coercion, just loads of tea and cake ; I was very impressed by their bladder control as neither of the two ladies asked to go to the loo in all of that time !!

Jehovah witnesses are nice people who care about others you should not use them to get back at your neighbors!

Beautifully petty without being dangerous.

This is a misleading image. The carts are organized for specific places, you can't request them.

Actually this is called cart witnessing, because many people are not home when going door to door, we have an alternative to reach people where they may be found. We would like to reach people interested in learning what the Bible teaches wherever people can be found. We do this all over the world in big cities especially. We do not give up. We love all our neighbors.

So if we send them to the Mormons, and send the Mormons to them, they could keep each other busy...

I need to remember this next time my mom says I need to have Jesus in my life. I'm not atheist. I just don't follow the same religion as she does.

I plan on using this on my coworkers.

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Ooooh that is nasty!

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I wouldn't revenge someone if it hurt or used someone else. Those JW shouldn't have to go there, it's a negative on them.

OH...this is just EVIL!!! lol

Please tell us more and how to sign someone up.

I'm using this

Since they don't do April 1st send them folks out to a whole heap of folks homes

Oh this is good to know lol

That is so good to know...

I have a real simple reply to them when they try to recruit me: "You're giving up your guaranteed seat straight to Heaven for me?" (They believe only 100,000 people - JW's, naturally - will be granted access to Heaven, everyone else is probably going to the other place...the irony is, there are something like 2-3 million JW's worldwide. That means that only something like 3% or so of JWs are going to Heaven due to that 'guarantee.')

It's not their religion they are teaching, they teach what is in the Bible that other religions do not..

I know who's getting a visit.

No I did not know. But absolutely great information to have! Thank you

Yeah! TIL. This might come in handy. Also I tend to be friendly to JW. They really seem to mean it all well.

can you give the extended car warranty people a phone number to call.....

No thanks. I just watched a video about them last night & it was horrible how they treat their members

Awesome thought!

Or the Mormons (no offense to anyone who is a member of the church). They will come calling almost every day for a few weeks. How do I know? I did it to myself bcuz I wanted to get a free Book of Mormon out of curiosity.

I believe we've found Satan

Not in my town anymore... Now I get randomly addressed envelopes with no returns address with a letter and panthlet!!!!

Oooooo that's straight DIABOLICAL!!

Thankyou kind person