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Prestigious-Yoghurt3 , grendelkhan Report

u/Robwaudby usually scrolls through Reddit to see what funny questions people have come up with. This time, however, he was doing the asking. “I was sitting on my sofa watching TV, and like most people, I have an annoying neighbor,” the Redditor told Bored Panda. “She thinks she’s the queen of the street.”

“I thought to myself, ‘I wonder how many stories people have about annoying neighbors?’ That’s when the question came together; I wanted to know how far people go to get back at them.”

u/Robwaudby didn’t expect the post to get 16k upvotes or 6k comments. “Some people are really willing to fight back at an annoying neighbor and really go extreme on them,” the OP said.

“[But I] think most people have good and bad neighbors. Some of the reasons for falling out with them tend to be garden fence-related or simply loud music, something along these lines.”

300+ Pound Boulder

two big stones on the ground My house is right on the corner of an area where the road turns into a T, I had issues with people cutting the corner and driving through my yard( one day someone damn near hit my dog) I went and bought a Boulder probably 300 or 400 pounds and put right on the corner. Come winter and we had a bad snowstorm. Someone was coming through in a lifted dodge and hit the Boulder going about 20 and totaled the truck. Since then though I’ve had 0 issues with people.

Final score:

626points

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Won’t lie: nice

581points

12 Hour Music Festival

the guitar on the background of fender twin reverb I had a terrible work schedule and had to wake up at 2:30 to be at work by 4. My downstairs neighbors would blare loud music at all hours of the night, and I could feel the bass through my mattress. I went downstairs and politely asked them to turn it down, and they seemed to kindly agree. As soon as I got back in bed, they turned it up even louder and kept it going until about 1:30. Before I left for work at 3:30, I turned over my amplifier so the speaker was facing the floor, turned the volume up, and set my guitar on top of it. I left for my 12-hour shift, and the feedback was still screaming when I came home. The neighbors never blared their music again.

4bangeranger , John Tuggle Report

Final score:

592points

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James016 3 years ago

oooh that's good. Hope it was a powerful amp. 100w minimum :)

517points

Lights Out

three lanterns on the brick wall Friend had a neighbor who put in a very bright yard light that was pointed at her bedroom window. After a negative interaction when asking neighbor to re aim or dim the light or such, cue theatre stagehands. She put up a parabolic mirror pointed directly at dudes bedroom, used an old projector dowser, and an old lighting board to program a chase sequence that was hours long and repeated. End result was a beam of randomly blinking light that was aimed at neighbors bedroom window. When he complained she let him know that it was his light source and all he had to do was turn off his yard light.

hippybiker , steve p2008 Report

Final score:

529points

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Joi Cain 3 years ago

Who is the neighbor? Wile E. Coyote? Brilliant!

481points

eatglasslickrust , Guilhem Vellut Report

Looking For Neighbor Revenge Ideas? Say No More

a lot of people riding a bike or walking on the embankment Did you know you can sign up for the Jehovah’s Witnesses to come to ANY address to teach you about their religion?

YOURE WELCOME.

Final score:

499points

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Carol Emory 3 years ago

LOL..I'm remembering this one.

408points

Might As Well Start Charging Him Rent

two houses built closely to each other When I was really young our neighbor (druggy) demanded we move our septic tank because he claimed it was partially on his property. He was a complete jerk about it and kept at it. My dads a really laid back person, eventually even he got mad and had the property line surveyed. Turns out not only was the septic tank on our property, not his, but the corner of his house and part of his drive way was actually on our land. Dad spent the next few months asking him when he was going to move his house off our land.

lovetolearn4ever , bertknot Report

Final score:

471points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Hard to move a house. Better to just start charging him rent. =)

621points

What Makes a Good or Bad Neighbor?

A survey by Porch, a site that connects homeowners and professional contractors, discovered that the worst neighbors are nosy ones—those who cross the line of a friendly wave to peeping into other people’s yards, getting too personal when meeting at the mailbox, or just a general invasion of privacy.

The other top four activities of annoying neighbors include being too loud, not picking up after their pets, parking in someone else’s designated spot, and leaving their children unsupervised. A good neighbor wouldn’t engage in such behavior.

While the people that Porch surveyed called out their neighbors, they also admitted their own shortcomings. 1 in 10 said they sometimes play music too loudly or talk loudly enough that it might annoy their neighbors. 2 in 10 said they don't know the names of any of their neighbors, while 6 in 10 said they know the names of only some of their neighbors.

Birds To The Rescue

a white house behind the wooden fence with palms and the tree nearby Not particularly exciting, but amusing.

We briefly had a neighbor who was a complete jackass. My personal pet peeve was when he would yell at our kids to "shut up" while they were playing in the backyard.

Next to his driveway was a big tree and I noticed he'd throw occasional hissy fits over the birds cr*pping on his car.

One week he was out of town but his car was still in the driveway. Each day I put a heaping pile of berries (blueberries, strawberries, etc.) next to the tree. He returned home to a car absolutely COVERED in technicolor bird poop.

RandoBoomer , Florence Gray Report

Final score:

471points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Do birds poop different colors when fed berries? I once pet sat a parrot for a week, fed him lots of blueberries, and never noticed anything.

282points

Noisy Neighbors Revenge

the multi-story building Our neighbors were constantly fighting, would get drunk every weekend, and blasted loud music until 4 a.m. Well, the girlfriend went out of town for a week for a work training, and we saw another girl park outside the house while she was gone. We heard the new girl and the BF going at it very loudly too. So the next time they were being super loud at 2 a.m., we went over to ask them to turn down the music. They both yelled at us to mind our own business. My wife just casually asked, 'Oh, did you get back together? What about that nice blonde girl who was over all last week? Is this a thrupple situation now?' Then we went home and enjoyed listening to them throwing everyone out and having their last fight.

Wind_Yer_Neck_In , Leon Hoffman Report

Final score:

437points

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JustAPanda 3 years ago

They deserved it

439points

almost_a_person , marc falardeauFollow Report

Long-Term Revenge On Neighbor

a wooden fence My grandmother had a neighbor who refused to help her repair the fence between their properties. It was still functional, but falling apart. Any conversation about fixing the fence ended with him saying that it was on her property so it was her fence and therefore she was fully responsible.
My grandmother took a fall and was hospitalized for a few weeks, only to return home and find a new fence built an extra 5 feet into her property and a bill in the mail from the neighbor. He argued with her for months that she owed him, that the original fence was on his property, and that where it was now was the boundary line.

My grandmother got a surveyor and, surprise! The original fence was correct, and the neighbor had taken 5 feet off her yard. At this point she was very old, frail, and tired of fighting her a-hole neighbor. Instead, she let nature take over. She planted blackberries along the back fence, and within two years it was covered. Every year, she’d walk the fence and throw seeds over because, of course, it was still her yard. After five years of fighting, the blackberries had reclaimed her property. She’s been gone for a few years now, but the blackberries remain, her way of haunting her neighbor. He’s tried ripping up the ones on his side of the fence on numerous occasions, but the plants reseed themselves and grow back every year from her side.

Final score:

404points

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James016 3 years ago

Blackberry vines are a proper menace.

434points

#10

Guess Who’s Not Having Any More Parties?

people dancing The rich brats next door always threw loud, drunken parties when their parents were out of town. One Sunday morning, I went out to find the corner of our lot (which was a school bus stop) littered with used condoms. That night around midnight, I gloved-up and collected a bunch of them, snuck into the neighbors' yard, and scattered them around the pool, the garage, and the back door where mom was sure to see them. There were no more parties.

TGMcGonigle , Jacob Bentzinger Report

Final score:

400points

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Debbie Barnes 3 years ago

Point made, but I don't know if I could go anywhere near them..

348points

#11

Very Stinky Prank On Neighbors’ Kids

an old wooden outhouse in the yard My great-grandfather was one of the last people in town to get indoor plumbing, so he had an outhouse in his yard. Every Halloween, the neighborhood kids came into the yard and knocked over the building to expose the cesspit. He got tired of it, so one year on the night before Halloween, he moved the building forward and covered the fess with burlap, disguising it in leaves and grass clippings. In the dark, it was almost impossible to tell it was there. On Halloween night, he sat in the outhouse and waited. It wasn’t long after sundown when he heard the wet splat outside as a couple of kids fell into the muck. He lowered a ladder into the cesspit for them to leave after making them promise to never mess with his outhouse again. The kids honored their promise and even spread the word around the neighborhood not to mess with that outhouse any more.

Lentra888 , LaggedOnUserFollow Report

Final score:

396points

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Stone cold. Throw a couple Gamma Globulin shots into their halloween candy.

227points

What Can You Do About a Hostile Neighbor?

Two wrongs don’t make a right. Seeking revenge on neighbors can have both positive and negative results; while it might yield some short-term satisfaction, it can also permanently damage your relationship. Moreover, it doesn't solve the underlying issue. Also, just because you have the opportunity to seek revenge on neighbors doesn’t mean that you should. Often, the best revenge is taking the high road.

Be a bigger person and find ways to address the issue without escalating the situation. Consider having a calm and respectful conversation to express your concerns. Sometimes, not engaging in retaliatory actions can lead to a more peaceful resolution in the long run. That’s what adults do, right?

For example, what’s the best revenge on smoking neighbors? Talk to them, and tell them your concerns about the smoke. They might not be aware that it’s causing you discomfort. See if you can work out a compromise, like finding a designated smoking area. If the problem persists and becomes a health or safety hazard, check local regulations regarding smoking in shared spaces and consider involving authorities.

#12

5:30 A.m. Battle Of Mower And Metal Chains

a green lawn on the background of a white fence Neighbor used to insist on mowing his lawn at 5:30 am every Saturday morning. He had to drive on our property to access his back lawn and would buzz right past my window with the mower deck down waking me up. I asked him to stop but was brushed off.

One Friday night after working a late second shift I left my dogs chain in the tall grass on our property between our houses. 5:30am Saturday comes around and I woke up to the sound of the mower sucking the chain up into the mower deck. The next weekend I got to sleep in.

mdw825 , Sean Hobson Report

Final score:

385points

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SCamp 3 years ago

Geez, local council laws in Australia mean you can’t be mowing your lawn before 9am on weekends. Nice.

461points

#13

Fence Feud: Neighbor’s Complaint Backfires!

close-up white and grey wooden fence My mom's neighbor called the city to demand my mom repair the fence that divided their yards. This lady had been a crab apple for 10+ years, but this move pissed my mom off. The fence did need mild repairs, but my mom was already in the process of getting quotes to fix it and would have done it if the neighbor had just talked to her. When the city contacted my mom and said she had to maintain the fence, she asked if she legally had to have one. Turns out there are rules about maintaining a fence, but not requiring you have one, so my mom paid a contractor to tear it down entirely. The neighbor asked my mom when the new fence would be built, and she said, 'You want a fence? Build it yourself!' A couple weeks later, my mom had a nice new fence, courtesy of one annoying neighbor.

robothouserock , Rob Report

Final score:

369points

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John C 3 years ago

And sounds like she got something like 1-2' of additional yard too! (since code requires fences to be built something like 6-12" off the property line).

206points

HernandezFam2020 , Leonid Mamchenkov Report

#14

Costly Revenge On Bad Neighbors

salt jar on a bamboo napkin Poured salt all over my neighbors lawn after his living s**ts for kids threw bricks at my dogs. Best part is, he owned one of the largest lawn care companies in my hometown. He lost a tremendous amount of business once his prize winning lawn turned into a barren wasteland.

Final score:

333points

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Bisexual Tiger 3 years ago

their kids threw BRICKS at your DOG??? WHY IS NO ONE ADRESSING THIS??? that is wrong on SO many levels

818points

bobbingforburners , Sean MacEntee Report

#15

Internet Bullying In Real Life

a white router on the table In college I lived across from a frat house that would let people park in our spaces.

Their router password was admin. So I logged into their router, banned all of their MAC Addresses and changed the password.

Final score:

330points

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Carol Emory 3 years ago

I had neighbors that were constantly parking in my spaces. The last straw was a truck that parked there. I was expecting company and they had no place to park, so I walked from door to door and, when no one claimed it, I had it towed. 15 minutes later, a knock at my door. They said "Why did you have my truck towed?" I said "How did you know it was me?" They said "Because your apartment number is on it." I said "And now you know why your truck was towed....."

717points

lonedandelion , wikimedia.commons Report

#16

A Sticky Situation

septic tank in the ground My grandpa's neighbor's septic tank started leaking into my grandpa's backyard. He repeatedly asked his neighbor to fix the tank and clean up the mess, and the neighbor completely brushed him off. So my grandpa took matters into his own hands. He rigged up a 'plumbing system' in his yard — an upright PVC pipe that pointed at the neighbor's backyard. It was set up to spray the neighbor's own septic waste over the fence and into their beautiful and polished yard. Just like that, the neighbor fixed his septic tank.

Final score:

317points

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Septic systems. So unregulated. Now you know one reason why the Puget Sound Orcas are in decline.

185points

#17

Noisy Neighbors Revenge With A Pee-Ceful Surprise

two big loudspeakers On my last day in my old apartment, I peed on a plate and stuck it in the freezer. I then waited until it froze, then detached the frozen pee disc from the plate and slid it under his front door so that it would eventually melt on his carpet.

Thanks for three years of loud music at 3 AM every night, neighbour.

AussieJimboLives , Aaron Report

Final score:

294points

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WildHoneyPie 3 years ago

Ooh. And as a bonus eat some asparagus first!

99points

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#18

Lights Out For A Loud Neighbor

an electrical panel I had a noisy neighbor in the apartment above me. The music was SO loud in the hallway that I couldn't tell which unit it was coming from at first. I knocked on his door and politely asked him to turn it down, but he refused, and I knew I wouldn't get anywhere with him. After a few more days of this, I decided to take action. The laundry room on my floor had all of the electrical panels for individual units clearly labelled. Every time he blasted his music, I would go to the laundry room and turn his power off. I started off with a few seconds (to give the illusion that he blew something), but when he STILL wouldn't put his music lower, I would just shut his power off for hours. I could hear him swearing, but I didn't care. My lease was almost up, and as soon as it was, I was out of there.

TropicalPrairie , Peretz Partensky Report

Final score:

277points

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RatherLoopy 3 years ago

I've found that landlords would rather do nothing and lose a good tenant rather than take action and confront a bad one over their behavior.

33points

#19

Revenge On Neighbor Who Dislikes Blue

a light blue house with a white wooden porch My dad was talking to our neighbor about what color he should paint the house, and as a joke he said, 'Well, I might as well paint the old one (house) blue!' The neighbor became almost angry and started going off about how that was stupid and he couldn't do that. Well, that’s the story of how I grew up in a blue house.

Stokbakko , Megan Report

Final score:

272points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Blue houses are beautiful. I hope the neighbor eventually got over himself.

55points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#20

Poopy Solution (Not The Dogs Fault)

black and white dog lying on the grass Neighbors dog kept pooping in the front , like they open the front door let him out and he poop in our yard. I asked them like 10x to just clean it up no problem.

They outright refused so for about 2 months I went out picked it up put it in a 5 gallon bucket outside in the back yard when it was full of rain water and poop I walked over and dumped it on the front porch. It actually worked they started cleaning up after the dog. We actually have been cool since then.

immortallyhappy , Kevin Report

Final score:

270points

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

The hard lesson.

260points

AlaskanBiologist , Sir Mildred Pierce Report

#21

A Child Prank On Neighbor

a pink arrow with inscription taped on the pole When I was 10 or so, an old lady was nasty to my brother and I for sitting on 'her' curb. So we got the bright idea to have an estate sale for her. We got up at like 4 a.m. on Saturday morning and put up homemade cardboard garage sale signs with her address on them and 'early birds welcome' in bold letters. We then sat on the curb a little down the street across from her house and watched people bang on the door for an hour or so. The best part is we didn't put a date on the signs, so if she didn't find all the signs, presumably people would keep showing up every Saturday.

Final score:

257points

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

LOL!

219points

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#22

A Sticky Van Door

the tube of glue on the table They assaulted my dad because he told them to stop yelling at a woman parked in the road, so I bided my time for a few weeks then filled all the locks on their work van with superglue.

kutuup1989 , Jakub Steiner Report

Final score:

253points

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Well played

255points

#23

Crossing The Dirty Line

a brown dog standing on the grass near the path We lived in a neighborhood of townhouses. One neighbor let their dogs [poop] all over everyone’s lawn and never picked it up. We tried asking them, we tried picking it up and putting it on their doorstep, but they still refused to do it. My one neighbor decided to get a piece of it and smear it all over the front of the house. After that, they started picking it up.

CrabPplCrabPpl , Mitch Barrie Report

Final score:

210points

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Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Crossing the Maginot line of “don’t fùck with me”

230points

#24

Pushing The Invisible Limits Of A Man

black dog sitting on the grass There was a really quiet, meek guy on our street, and a neighbor would constantly let their dog poo on his front lawn. He tried all the normal things like pepper on the lawn, motion sprinklers, and little signs, but the dog owner didn't care. Well, one day the guy got so mad, he mashed up and liquified his OWN POO and put it into a super soaker. He followed the man home, then returned in the middle of the night and emptied the super soaker through the man's letterbox. The impact splatter hit the walls, hallway, stairs, ceiling and even reached into the kitchen at the end of the hallway. Apparently the stench was HORRENDOUS.

ArcherOk6223 , DeclanTM Report

Final score:

188points

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Terd Fergison 3 years ago

I don’t believe it.

260points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#25

Snails And Slugs For Being Nosey

very high wooden fence My parents have an extremely nosey neighbour who would just stand at the fence and watch what we do. I mean with her nose resting on the top of the fence. This woman is 60s with kids and grandkids. I found out the other day my dad was in the garden with a shovel. Turns out he throws the slugs and snails in their trampoline and on their veggie plot for being annoying every time they aren’t there. I couldn’t stop laughing at how petty and hilarious this was. Still makes my day.

23Tam56 , Bunny Paffenroth Report

Final score:

176points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago (edited)

If her nose was resting on the fence I'd smear some dog poo on the fence.

331points

#26

Yard Work: What Could Go Wrong?

a chainsaw on a snowy ground They would party on weeknights until 3a playing music outside and being loud AF. Cops said there was nothing they could do, so I started doing yard work at 5a. Yard work consisted of me using a chainsaw with a loose muffler to cut up an old tree. It was so loud that I had to wear ear plugs and ear muffs.

gimme3strokes , Simon Law Report

Final score:

163points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

So, all your other neighbours who had also been kept up by the parties, then had to deal with your noise too? Better ways to solve this.

333points

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#27

Putting Neighbor’s House On Sale

red and white sign with words for sale Years ago, when you could advertise house sales in the paper without too many pictures, my brother put in an ad for his obnoxious neighbor’s house. It was just an exterior picture and was priced about 75K under market as a private sale with the neighbor's phone number. He found out the guy was inundated with calls for weeks but never found out who had listed it.

hank-_-the-_-tank , pavel-danilyuk Report

Final score:

160points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

What made the neighbour "obnoxious", details!

168points

#28

Instant Revenge On Neighbors

a box of an instant mashed potato powder I poured a bunch of instant mashed potato powder boxes on their lawn, so when it rained, they had a lawn full of mashed potatoes.

MurderDoneRight , Andrew Filer Report

Final score:

158points

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Pernille Dyre 3 years ago

I want to know why?...

258points

#29

Oof!

a person whispering something to another person through the wall I told his wife everything that I knew.

mjiolnor , cottonbro Report

Final score:

122points

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Neil Bidle 3 years ago

I'm guessing they were cheating?

169points

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What do you think ?

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Rae Reyn 3 years ago

We had a guy who would literally measure our grass and if we didn't mow every week, he'd call the city, even if the grass didn't need it. He also yelled at our kids for being too loud and once reported us for "noxious weeds" for planting mint (in a pot, but set into the ground, I'm not dumb) . So I visited the Monsanto field behind my dad's house and gathered chemically resistant dandelion seeds. I seeded his yard one night, a few weeks later and his precious yard was dotted with yellow. We've moved, but I drive by once in a while. He's still fighting them.

166points

Bisexual Backflipping 3 years ago

Evil genius.

84points

Lea S. 2 years ago

This is honestly a f****n' dream of mine. Order thousands of dandelion seeds and then some warm summer night, very late, just go skipping around and covering the lawns of people I don't like. Dandelions are so useful and do so many great things for the environment and we've been brainwashed into treating them like weeds.

15points

Valentina Toloy 2 years ago

I'm glad you got your revenge but I also found it funny cause I actually love dandelions all over my yard.

7points

Frumpy The Gwynnch 2 years ago

Who was your old neighbour, Dennis Rader/BTK!?! Measuring *your* grass... "Get off my lawn, old man!!!"

5points

Sarah Cofer 2 years ago

I love dandelions. I let my grass grow like a foot high soI can have 6acre fields of dandelions everywhere. It's so happy looking.

3points

Jaishree Sivaraman 2 years ago

YES

2points

Keisha 2 years ago

Well played.

1point

Dana Mardell 2 years ago

Monsanto field? Ok 😕

0points

Mountainslady1 2 years ago

You do know dandelion seed travels by wind, right? So now all your neighbors are fighting it. (Slow clap for that one)

0points

Viviane 3 years ago (edited)

I was fortunate with the party animal next door. I explained that I had missed work twice from lack of sleep. Lucky for me, he didn't want to be known as the building's resident asshole, so he ended party hours at 11pm on weeknights and 1pm on weekends. Not perfect, but tolerable on my end. I try to be considerate on my end and remind my husband to turn down the radio volume so as not to blast the neighbours awake. I don't want to be know as the wife of the asshole.

111points

Tassenküchlein168 3 years ago

Wise women! A neighborhood war doesn’t makes anyone happy.

63points

Uber Mensch 3 years ago

Ultra-conservative hyper-religious neighbor wouldn't stop criticizing rest of neighborhood. Finally got tired of it, and sent off for catalogs to a *bunch* of porn dealers (magazines, toys, etc) in HIS name. He was on their mailing lists for _years_!

87points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

According to your description of him, odds are really good that you either gave him new magazines to read, or doubled all his existing subscriptions. It’s always the ones who advertise their “religious faith” the loudest who turn out to be the worst sinners.

130points

Mine Truly 2 years ago

Should have sent them in his name, to his church's address.

11points

Brian Bennett 3 years ago

Been wondering what to do with Mrs. Religion next door Excellent advice!

7points

Mira Heiman 2 years ago

two words. Ned. Flanders.

4points

Linn Shonta 3 years ago

love it!!🥰😘😏😉

2points

Jessica Bertram 3 years ago

❤🤣

2points

Miss Cris 3 years ago

This kind of people do love porn.

-1point

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Rae Reyn 3 years ago

166points

Bisexual Backflipping 3 years ago

Evil genius.

84points

Lea S. 2 years ago

15points

Valentina Toloy 2 years ago

I'm glad you got your revenge but I also found it funny cause I actually love dandelions all over my yard.

7points

Frumpy The Gwynnch 2 years ago

Who was your old neighbour, Dennis Rader/BTK!?! Measuring *your* grass... "Get off my lawn, old man!!!"

5points

Sarah Cofer 2 years ago

I love dandelions. I let my grass grow like a foot high soI can have 6acre fields of dandelions everywhere. It's so happy looking.

3points

Jaishree Sivaraman 2 years ago

YES

2points

Keisha 2 years ago

Well played.

1point

Dana Mardell 2 years ago

Monsanto field? Ok 😕

0points

Mountainslady1 2 years ago

You do know dandelion seed travels by wind, right? So now all your neighbors are fighting it. (Slow clap for that one)

0points

Viviane 3 years ago (edited)

111points

Tassenküchlein168 3 years ago

Wise women! A neighborhood war doesn’t makes anyone happy.

63points

Uber Mensch 3 years ago

87points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

130points