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tijnvisuals , Gustavo Fring/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup My ex girlfriend from many years ago came home drunk one night and started a fight. She ended up punching me in the face about 10 times and I picked her up and threw her out of the house.

I invited her to talk the next day but got no response. I came home to a completely empty house; she'd come over with her family and taken everything out. It was mostly her stuff, I moved countries to live with her, but I didn't even have a pillow to rest my head on.

So the next day I went to the police to file an assault charge that got her teaching license revoked.

Final score:

177points

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Karri Berkowitz 1 month ago

Good for him! Guys rarely report abuse b/c they think it's embarrassing. It's not anything to be ashamed of especially when they are man enough not to hit the woman back, but she should not just get away with it.

122points

JynxMama , cottonbro studio/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup Way back in the day, my fiancé got himself a side piece. So, I got mad and then I got packing. I had time to think while I was packing and decided to place an ad in the newspaper that I knew his grandmother read religiously with a photo of him and the girl he cheated on me with and everything I knew about the affair. His grandmother called me to apologize and called him a disgrace.

Best part? I charged the ad to his credit card.

Final score:

175points

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Julia Mckinney 1 month ago

Classic one.

40points

merlot120 , Yan Krukau/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup Not my breakup, my daughter's break up. Her ex threatened to keep the kids after a visitation one weekend and she was scared and upset. I told her that he didn't want them full time. He worked out of town, and he was a big on going to the bar and drinking. I insisted she go camping, out of cell phone reach for a couple of days. The next day he was calling me and demanding that I take the kids so he could get to work, he had to leave that night. I refused. After a couple of days, I did take them, but he missed a week of work. And he never did it again.

Final score:

174points

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Julia Mckinney 1 month ago

And THAT'S who should win "mom of the year"!

78points

whenisnowthen , Erich Ferdinand/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup After the breakup she said the towels belonged to her. There were 4 of them and they were really nice fluffy bath towels. I sprayed them with 3m scotchgard to make them waterproof before she came by to pick them up.

Final score:

154points

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ZGutr 1 month ago

You evil genius ! passive aggressive at it's best.

57points

randomnamejennerator , Norma Mortenson/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup My ex was on crutches and called me to help her carry somethings across campus. I was still in the “I will make this work as a friendship” phase and I agreed to help her. She spent the first half of the walk across campus informing how awful I was that I had started dating someone else. When she insulted my new girlfriend directly. I calmly set the boxes I was carrying down on a bench and walked away from her. She had a total meltdown and screamed every foul thing she could think of at me. I just kept on walking.

Final score:

154points

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AtMostAFabulist 1 month ago

Good for you.

64points

psychosis_inducing , Tom Woodward/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup So, back in the day when we used flip phones, you could set it to show a little message every time you turned on your phone. When my geeky programmer ex wasn't looking, I set his phone to display "STARTUP ERROR 54EDGT4" (or some alphanumeric gibberish) whenever he turned it on.

He spent several weeks trying to diagnose the problem.

Final score:

151points

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ZGutr 1 month ago

Passive aggressive isn't petty, it's evil genius

58points

delta_vel , Page DeWolfe/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup I got dumped about two months before Christmas (years ago).

As we were talking, my mind was jumping all over and I said "I guess I’m going to return the Christmas presents I already bought you then."

I didn’t even mean anything by the comment, I was just thinking out loud.

But then she asked me what I got her - and I said "No, they’re being returned and we’re not together so I’m not going to tell you."

Anyway, I heard later from mutual friends that this drove her crazy for awhile wondering what the gifts could have been.

Very small, very petty, and very unintentional revenge. But it did warm my heart to hear it drove her crazy lol.

Final score:

146points

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Hphizzle 1 month ago

I’m a gift giver by nature (and a pretty good one I’ve been told). I need to keep this in my back pocket for a break up. “Aww, sad. I’m going to have to return t what I just got you.” Doesn’t matter if actually had anything for them or not.

51points

Brilliant-Building41 , Rex Roof/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup I guessed my exes password and cancelled his flight to Europe, but let him get half way there. He [ended] my cat, he deserved much worse.

Final score:

142points

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Julia Mckinney 1 month ago

Yes, he did.

112points

Farah the Turtle 1 month ago

At first I was like oh thats rly over the top dont u think? and then I finished it and I was like oh f**k :0

32points

Diolla 1 month ago

Same

7points

ABC no seven FCK CENSORING 1 month ago

He KILLED the cat, BP. KILLED. For fúck's sake, stop censoring totally fúcking normal words.

19points

Shark_a 1 month ago

He ki**ed your cat????? What???!!!

19points

detective miller's hat 1 month ago

If someone killed my cat, no one would ever find their body. Just sayin.

15points

Gen X Feral 1 month ago

Exactly. I'd hide the body in the trunk of their car and help them search for it 🤬

3points

quentariel 1 month ago

In this offence, I would accept a way worse revenge.

13points

Charlotte Sandoval 1 month ago

That's literally criminal. Send him to jail, not Europe. Bonus if he ends up on a list to never adopt a pet again AS IT SHOULD BE

9points

MaximumKarmaSaint 1 month ago

Let him get what he deserved, if he was bad enough to end your cat, he will probably do something near the same caliber to his peers in Europe.

8points

Mystery Kitteh 1 month ago

My cats would like a word with him

2points

Gen X Feral 1 month ago

Ohhh nooo , guess who would of had narcotics and possibly a pew pew hid in their luggage 😒 I ain't going to jail for some POS, but I'll be more than happy to arrange for them to have an extended stay. That fuckkin monster

2points

Cerise Hood 1 month ago

We ride at dawn

2points

Fembot 1 month ago

Kill is a descriptive word, BP. No one minds

1point

Alecto76 1 month ago

Oh no. He deserved worse is a drastic understatement. If someone did that to my guys, I would happily spend the rest of my time in prison as long as he suffered.

1point

Barbara R 3 weeks ago

Why were you hacking his password?

0points

Fox with a Dragon Tattoo 3 weeks ago

I dont know how to reply to that. After the cat thing thats not in the ballpark of adequate revenge

0points

Sofia Carlson 3 weeks ago

How can you go half way to Europe?

0points

Sofia Carlson 3 weeks ago

How can you half way to Europe?

0points

Wendy 4 weeks ago

He ended my cat?

0points

Matthew Barabas 4 weeks ago

that took a turn.

0points

Nancy Lynch 4 weeks ago

No! Not kitty! He should feel how kitty felt.

0points

Cooking Panda 1 month ago

Who knows maybe he's the kind of person who uses the same password for everything .. Give it a try👀

0points

Jessica SpeLangm 1 month ago

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CollectingRainbows , Yan Krukau/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#10

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup My ex cheated on me several times while i was pregnant with his child, while we lived in MY parents’ home.

i broke up with him and kicked him out. when i was able to get my own apartment, i took him back and he moved all of our furniture from my parents’ house in one city into the apartment in another city. and then i broke up with him again.

Final score:

136points

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Julia Mckinney 1 month ago

That's not petty, that's perfect revenge!

65points

MOPPETT331 , Naveen Sahu/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#11

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup We had moved 1,200 miles away from home and after I caught him cheating I couldn’t pack up much in the compact car I’d be driving home. I took all of the knobs and handles off of everything. TV, dresser, stereo (etc), packed up the remote as well.

Final score:

128points

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Farah the Turtle 1 month ago

AHAHAHAHAHA LOVE THIS ONE

46points

Kat121 , Felipe Cespedes/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#12

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup I broke up with a live-in boyfriend who promised to move out Jan 2. Fine.

I told him I didn’t want to do a big fuss at Christmas so I was going to take my dog and go hiking, stay in a hotel, eat room service, and watch Hallmark movies. He somehow convinced me to stay home, so I ended up making my traditional Christmas dinner - a small standing rib roast, mashed potatoes with gravy, asparagus, home made bread and pie. Not for him, for me, because that is what I wanted to eat. He was doing something in the basement so I gave him a thirty minute warning, a fifteen minute warning, and then told him dinner was ready.

“I’ll be right up!”

This dude was king of passive aggressive b******t, so I fixed my plate, ate my dinner, drank my wine, and then swept the leftovers into the trash. All of it, including the bread and pie. By the time he came up, expecting me to be fuming and the food to be cold, I was nearly done with the dishes. “Wow, smells great! When do we eat?” “Oh, I already ate.” Opens the fridge. “Where are the leftovers?” “In the trash.” “What am I supposed to eat?” “I don’t know! There was food available an hour ago but you needed to play s****y games. Well, you won a s****y prize. I think Denny’s is open today. McDonald’s if you can’t afford that.” He grabbed his keys in a huff and left.

After he left, I called his step-mom, the only family he had in town, and let her know he might be showing up, what he did, and that he didn’t deserve a peanut butter sandwich. Apparently she chewed him out for being an a*s and didn’t feed him either. 🥰

Maybe you should learn to cook, baby bird.

Final score:

128points

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WindySwede 1 month ago

"But can't pause online games..!" 🤦‍♂️🙅‍♂️

28points

NHBuckeye , Juan Pablo Serrano/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#13

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup Outed his lying a*s at his family reunion in front of everyone. Then left, went back to our apartment where my father was waiting with a moving van and never saw him again.

Final score:

123points

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Julia Mckinney 1 month ago

Ooo, perfect!

34points

whirlygirlygirl , Taryn Elliott/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#14

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup After we broke up he started dating Girl 2 pretty much immediately (maybe even before the breakup idk). Couple months later he threw her over for Girl 3. Girl 2 and I got together to talk s**t about him when she realized she still had a key to his place, so she went and grabbed the bottle of Dom Perignon he'd shown off to each of us and told us he was saving for his wedding day. We drank the whole bottle on her porch as a toast to our new friendship.

Final score:

123points

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S Mi 1 month ago

Delightful!

48points

oopps_sorry , James Bowe/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#15

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup I took all the lightbulbs out of fixtures and took all the labels off the canned food. Good luck getting peaches or ravioli for dinner.

Final score:

115points

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"Disembodied voice" 1 month ago

That's evil, I love it.

48points

Ok-File-4502 , cottonbro studio/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#16

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup My ex put his hands on me one night. That was it for me. He left for work the next morning and I moved out. I scratched every CD he owned, took everything from the house including shower curtain, toilet paper and soap. I left the waterbed, but I poked a large hole in it before I left. Never talked to him again.

Final score:

108points

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Hphizzle 1 month ago

Stories like this make me hope that the offending party looks around, and just sits there and thinks “Yep, I totally deserve this (and probably more). It’s me, I’m the problem”. I know that’s super optimistic of me to believe, but you hope losing everything is a wake up call.

71points

ActuatorKey743 , Lee Dunican/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#17

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup My husband cheated, then divorced me. A few months after it was final, I noticed I was still receiving his army reserve newsletter, which told me he had "forgotten" to update them on his new marital status. (Soldiers get paid more if they're married than if they're single.) I called the local office and gave them his forwarding address because "I wouldn't want him to miss any important communication from them just because we divorced."

Yes, it's petty, but you asked.

Final score:

108points

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ZGutr 1 month ago

Not petty at all. Just plain justice

71points

Crysnia , Tony Alter/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#18

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup He was cheating with someone he met on WoW and was then trying to pass me off to his friends. I took everything I owned out of his apartment, all the towels, sheets, and cookware. I then logged into his WoW account and gave away all his gold and items to random people in the starter zone and deleted all his characters.

Final score:

107points

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two-sided llama 1 month ago

I’ve never played wow but this seems like a cardinal sin

26points

Tinkertailorartist , J. Triepke/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#19

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup I dropped him off at his mom's house and didn't tell him I wasn't coming back. Changed my locks and phone number.

Final score:

104points

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Julia Mckinney 1 month ago

Now THAT'S a ghosting!

36points

Fancy-Garden-3892 , Justice Ender/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#20

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup My mom found out her husband was cheating with the babysitter and washed his underwear with pieces of fiberglass in the wash. Just his underwear, then put it all back in the drawers. He itched for MONTHS but thought he caught something and took antibiotics and kept itching.

She also signed him up for every "bill me later" magazine sub she could get her hands on (it was the 90s). He was dealing with that for years.

Final score:

101points

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AtMostAFabulist 1 month ago

I worked with someone who did that. I asked her to tell me if I ever pissed her off so I could make it up to her.

40points

IlllIIlIlIIllllIl , Irina Demyanovskikh/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#21

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup My ex lived with me and was on the lease. Despite me paying virtually all the bills, I couldn't legally kick her out since her name was on the lease.

I am a good cook and also did most of the cooking around the house, especially dinners.

I decided to make her miserable. I put locks on the master bedroom and bought a s****y twin mattress off Craigslist for her to sleep on. No sheets or pillows or anything. Then I bought a hand truck from home depot and moved the fridge into my bedroom. I cooked delicious meals every day for 2 weeks and kept the leftovers in my bedroom where she couldn't have them. The only things I left in the pantry was s**t like rice and instant noodles (the only things she knew how to cook).

I changed the wifi password and Netflix and all other things I paid for and refused to tell her. Her windows, adobe, amd multiple other software subscriptions were tied to my accounts as I worked, at the time, for Microsoft and got them all at discounted or free pricing. Canceled all those.

After about 2 weeks of this she finally left on her own.

Final score:

96points

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Dragon mama 1 month ago

I'm impressed

31points

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#22

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup When I called the house he was sharing with coworkers overseas, and the woman who answered the phone identified herself as his live-in girlfriend, I called the bank and canceled the credid card he had on my account by declaring it stollen. Then I called the airline I worked for and removed his benefits. He got stranded very, very, very far away with no return ticket to mommy's and had to spend the night in jail for using a stolen credit card. I met my husband two months later and married him within a year. The ex called and called until hubby told him to have some dignity. It's been 25 years. No regrets.

Oldbutnottired3119 , Andrea Piacquadio/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

91points

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René Sauer 1 month ago

Hm, lecker Stollen. Genau die richtige Zeit dafür.

26points

MrP00PER , Max Vakhtbovycn/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#23

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup I caught my ex cheating on me about 10 years ago. After I caught her in the act, she tried to deny it while standing naked in front of me, then left for a week because I was “acting crazy” by not buying her bs.

In that week I emptied our rented house (almost everything was mine). I’m talking the beds, dining room table and chairs, nearly everything in the kitchen, etc. put it all in storage and arranged for a transfer to another state.

I left her a single bare mattress, one each of a plate, bowl, cup, fork, knife, and spoon.

She came back a day early to try to reconcile. When she came in, the color stained from her face and she asked where “her” stuff was. I just laughed, reminded her that she brought literally nothing to our relationship, waked out the door, got in my car, and left a day earlier than planned.

Final score:

83points

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boredhousekitty 1 month ago

I bet she said, "It's not what it looks like." :D :D

31points

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#24

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup After telling my ex I was going fishing for 3 days (not) I confirmed she was sleeping with a good friend. I went home and spent the night drinking tequila and piling her stuff in the middle of the driveway in front of the house. Had the locks changed and cut her wedding dress into little pieces and put our frozen piece of wedding cake on top. I waited until they showed up about mid morning. He was afraid to get out of the car. Best decision I ever made!

wallygatorz123 , Tomé Louro/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

81points

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Diolla 1 month ago

This one is nicely symbolic.

22points

LSTNYER , Sora Shimazaki/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#25

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup Brought my ex to court for not paying her part of a loan I cosigned. My lawyer said it wouldn't do much because "you can't get blood from a stone". Between my lawyer, her lawyer, family/friends, few randos, and the judge I provided evidence she was cheating on me while coercing me to cosign the loan. Now it's on public record she's a cheating, gold digging b***h. Still didn't get what I wanted but vindication felt good.

Final score:

80points

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Bob Brooce 1 month ago

That's a really good one, because *so many* people are going to do a background check, and then read the trial transcript when they find out she defaulted on a loan.

17points

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#26

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup My ex was abusive, controlling and a cheater. When I moved out, all the bills were in my name. He asked about transferring the power, gas and internet into his name. I told him that's fine, I can do that. He also said that he would use the gift voucher to an electronics store I gave him for his birthday months prior to buy a modem (side note: when I gave him this voucher, he made a big deal out of it, trying to give me the money back, bc he was being self pitying and trying to make me feel bad about not having much to spend for his birthday at the time, even though I also said I'd take him out for a nice dinner which he told me he didn't want to go out to dinner with me)

So, when I'm moving out, he says he's leaving for the weekend to "make it easier for [me]" but really he was a coward. I had the power and internet transferred to my new house and the gas cut off on the Sunday, day after I moved out ( the services were connected at my new house though) and the gift voucher? I spent $99 of it, leaving $1. He didn't come home til the Monday, no internet, no gas, no electricity and he said he tried to use the voucher for a modem and there was no money left on it. I said "there's money on it" and blocked him.

MissMurder8666 , Nicola Barts/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

76points

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WindySwede 1 month ago

Did she get the username before or after not seeing him again..

25points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#27

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup I turned him in for tax evasion.

missy5000 , Pixabay/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

74points

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Otto Katz 1 month ago

This is the best one.

16points

shelbeelzebub , Robert Howie/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#28

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup We both played French horn in the high school band and he really wanted to make the all city band, so I practiced the music they wanted us to perform in tryouts for hours every night for months to take his spot from him. I ended up getting last chair and he got first alternate.

Final score:

71points

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Julia Mckinney 1 month ago

Nice one.

16points

#29

Not me, but I had a buddy that was cheated on by his longtime partner. They lived together, and she decided that she and her new boyfriend (the person she cheated on him with) were going to move in together and he needed to move out as soon as possible. He was devastated but wanted to remove himself from this clusterf**k as quickly as possible so he agreed.

His now former girlfriend went to stay with the boyfriend for a few days while my buddy packed. He found a small device on Amazon that makes random noises at inconsistent random intervals. He bought 12 of them and as he packed he hid them as well as he could throughout the house. Threw them inside air condition vents, unscrewed and hid them behind wall outlets, took off the bottom panel of the fridge and hid one deep inside it. Basically the most inconvenient places he could think of.

He moved out and never spoke to her again, so we never found out how her and the new boyfriend dealt with random noises going off in the house all the time with no idea where they were coming from. But I like to think it drove them crazy spending hours looking for the sources of the noises.

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Final score:

71points

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moggie63 1 month ago

I once had a random beeping noise that was driving me nuts all day until I found it. The bloody gas fire had batteries in it for ignition and it was telling us they needed replacing. We'd never used it so had no idea.

11points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#30

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup I caught my ex husband cheating. Lovely. He was obsessed with his band T-shirt collection. He kept them in a glass cabinet. I neatly placed them in a large bin bag, then popped in the massage oil bottle he’d been using with his girlfriend. With the lid off. Tied it up and passed it on to him to collect. He was devastated haha.

Angelpunk68 , Jack Zalium/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

68points

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Mary Gibson 1 month ago

I would have put some dye in with the oil!

31points

mii_chen , Andrea Piacquadio/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#31

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup I was contributing to his mortgage and taking care of his son. He still didn’t think I was doing enough.

I left him 3 years ago and still use his Amazon account (he added me as a family member, so he can’t see my purchases) and changed his Costco membership address, so I’d get his annual rewards check.

He’s too lazy to check any of these things.

Final score:

67points

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Charles McChristy 1 month ago

He's still living rent free, huh.

5points

smellsliketacos1 , RDNE Stock project/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#32

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup Added a new college class to his current semester without telling him.

Final score:

59points

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sturmwesen 1 month ago

cancelling an important one would be even better

30points

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#33

When I was a senior in high school, I was dating a senior in college. I was not sexually active yet, but working my way towards it rapidly. We’d been dating for a year when I heard from a classmate that the friend who had introduced us had visited him at college and slept with him. She was telling our mutual friends and made them promise not to tell me. One girl felt I should know, thank goodness. I was in love with him and was devastated.

The petty part? He was coming home for the weekend. I let him ride his motorcycle the 4 1/2 hours home for our date (which left him exhausted) in bad weather just to coldly break up with him about 10 minutes after he picked me up. I told him never to speak to me again.

He regretted it. Oh my god, did he regret it. 😄 He was still trying to get me back 5 years later, and asked a classmate of mine to find out if I was still married at my 15 year high school reunion!

Prairie_Crab Report

Final score:

56points

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Katharina Sei. 1 month ago

Sometimes I think that others may make things / tell stories like this to break couples up. This feels somehow like it.

12points

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#34

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup My ex was cheating, and I found out right before a destination wedding (one of her friends, not a weddingI was invited to). Left her in the airport when she went to the toilet. Went to the seaside resort I'd booked last minute for a week and changed my flight home. Had a great time on holiday by myself and went on with my life.

Best part? In this girls culture, the bride and groom choose an unmarried couple to present as the next to tie the knot. She got humiliated in that moment. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

Jumpy-Jellyfish6161 , Victor Freitas/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

55points

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Pyla 1 month ago

Korean? Where the thing is to pick a friend to throw the bouquet to?

3points

#35

I was actually happy single and it pained him. I know that's tiny potatoes, but he punished himself and is having trouble living with it. I found out he was basically cheating on me despite supposedly being engaged to me. He very quickly managed to get pregnant the side piece. He then rapidly married the side piece and didn't get to have a lovely wedding, more like at the courthouse in a hurry. She didn't have a green card yet and had hopped the border illegally. He is clearly unhappy and it was extremely obvious when I saw them in passing at the grocery store. I smiled and waved and was too polite. I think he wanted to [end] me right there in the checkout line.

L31FY Report

Final score:

55points

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ZuriLovesYou 1 month ago

This one is my favorite.

17points

Pristine_Cicada_5422 Report

#36

My dumb ex-fiancé charged my engagement ring & I had to co-sign for it due to his bad credit. I had kicked him out & broken up, but we continued to talk. He was trying to win me back. During this time, I got a phone call from the credit card company that the ring hadn’t been paid & they were asking for a payment!! I called him, acted sweet & said I was thinking about the ring. Did he still have it? Yes, was his answer. I said come over later & bring the ring, giving him false hope that I would take him back. He came in, I asked to see the ring, put it on my finger & kicked him the f**k out. If I was going to have to pay for the ring (he was supposed to return it & didn’t), I would be wearing it. But, I kicked that guy out & didn’t ever speak to him again!

Final score:

54points

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Skogsrået 1 month ago

Just fair that she keeps the ring if she is paying for it.

30points

eaglehaseyes , Arina Krasnikova/Pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#37

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup I placed 2 litter covered cat turds in one of his winter flannel breast pockets and waited patiently till I got the text regarding in winter. Had totally forgotten about it but gave me a good laugh.

Final score:

49points

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Pyla 1 month ago

Patience.

11points

neonfrontier , Mattress Test/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#38

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup She cheated, we broke up and went to move out of the house we were renting. Before she came to collect her things, I removed a very small piece out of her computer id helped her build so that it would no longer work next time she switched it on. (Hard drive pin if anyone cares). Cue an angry call a few weeks later and me going gee I have no idea what's wrong with it sorry :D.

Final score:

47points

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Diolla 1 month ago

A few WEEKS? I would notice that in a few hours 🙂

15points

#39

It was the TV.

You see, my ex, and her whole family were competitive. So freaking competitive over nothing…like they would shoot down each other's idea for going out to dinner just so that their idea could be the one that wins. We would spend literal hours deciding where to go out, it was awful.

Anyway, she had gotten a perfectly fine 40” TV one day. Then, her brother got a 42” TV. It drove her mad, she spent weeks researching, looking for deals, and lucked out with a 45” cyber Monday deal and sold the “old” TV to a friend. Her brother couldn’t take it…he waited until after holidays January sale and got a 50” TV…and my ex was devastated…

Anyway, separate from the family drama, my ex and I had an ugly messy breakup. She had someone lined up to replace me and went and lived with him within 3 days of us splitting. She didn’t want any of her things, until she found out that I had a date coming up and insisted I return her TV to her as a means of making my evening hectic before my date.

So a few days later, here I am without a TV feeling mildly annoyed because I cannot play any console games. I go to the store, (fry’s electronics) and am looking at TVs balking at how expensive they were. I mentioned to a sales person the story about my ex and her competitiveness and her TV. He directed me to a new TV, but I didn’t like the price. He offered to sell me the floor model at half price, and I took it.

A few weeks later, my ex came by my house to grab the last her things. For a brief moment the impact that we were done set into her, and instead of meeting me with anger, she expressed sorrow over how roughly we split. She looked down at the floor and said that she needed to say something important. She looked towards me, not at me, but past me…directly at my new 60” TV and said “that’s a really nice TV”. It was in that moment I knew that I had “won” the breakup. .

codeneon89 Report

Final score:

40points

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Skogsrået 1 month ago

Sorry but this one was just so weird, how do you "win" a break up? I have never even met people like these IRL, i guess i should be happy about that.

29points

IllustratorGlass3028 , Bookis Smuin/Flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#40

40 Times People Got The Last Laugh After A Breakup Took a stitch pick to his fav suit along every other seam and cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush ..,for a while.

Final score:

31points

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Pencil McGovern 1 month ago

Using someone's toothbrush to clean a toilet isn't the least bit "petty" or cute. It can lead to lasting health issues including gum loss (which may require surgery) and other infections which can compromise immune health. The ex wouldn't be out of line pressing assault charges.

27points

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What do you think ?

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Tristan J 1 month ago

One thing that I cannot stand is malice, and this article is full of it, with commenters cheering it on. If people are toxic and incompatible, leave them, but if you make every effort to be spiteful in revenge, then you are just as bad.

17points

Donna Peluda 1 month ago

Totally agree. Some are completely illegal, getting someone fired or posting in the papers or online just shows who the bitter loser really is.

6points

arthbach 1 month ago

There's quite a few people who could really do with brushing up on the basics of Law. Just because you are/have broken up does not give you the right to destroy a person's property, do things designed to cause damage to their person (cleaning a loo with their toothbrush), nor report a credit card as stolen when they have a card on your account. There's a line between 'petty revenge', and 'stomping all over the law', and so many people in this article have done the latter.

5points

Janelle Collard Premium 1 month ago

My ex-MIL was an absolute witch to me the whole time hubs + I were married. So I took all the cards out of different magazines + signed her up for them. :) This was mid-1970's so you *know* it was a long time ago!

3points

NoNameGiven 2 weeks ago

I had loaned him $100 not too long before I broke up with him. He wouldn't leave me alone, kept trying to get me to take his abusive @ss back. So I started asking him for the money everytime I saw him. He finally avoided me bc he didn't want to pay me back.

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 weeks ago

Because his credit was so bad (low 500s) his motorcycle was in my name. I'd already moved out when I found out he was sleeping with his ex wife's sister, so I sold it. He tried to report it stolen but since it was technically mine, he didn't have a leg to stand on.

0points

GalPalAl 1 month ago

When you are involved with someone and you learn enough about them to use as collateral damage, that becomes revenge when you break up. Something to keep in mind before you get together. I know many things about many people that I wish I didn't, but enough to make them unhappy if need be.

0points

Tempest 1 month ago

Every time I read one of these lists part of me regrets never getting petty revenge on my ex. Nothing malicious or intended to harm anyone or any property but stuff like signing them up for spam mail or something. Only thing I actually did was go full on no contact with him and watch from the sidelines as he desperately tried (and is still trying even after a year!) to reach me. When he was with me he used to tell me how I’m the one he has always wanted and that I’m his first love. With time I did realise that those facts were true for him and he’s someone who would go to selfish ends to get what he wants. So I guess now I am just gonna take solace in watching him realise what he lost and that unlike with everything else in his life that he wanted and always got, I wouldn’t be around for him. Hope his regrets keep him up at night! Should I ever run into him, I shall follow the ways of the 1st entry in here and pretend that he’s a total stranger to me. :)

0points

Tristan J 1 month ago

I'm sure he must have acted hurtfully towards you, but really, would just living well and moving on not be sufficient?

2points

Moonie Pinkslip 1 month ago (edited)

Are you serious, BP??? Posts about cleaning toilets with toothbrushes that are supposed to be funny, or "empowered" or something? WTF??? Shame on YOU for posting it, not them...

-1point

UKGrandad 1 month ago (edited)

A friend of mine had been living with her partner for about 5 years in a house he owned; he'd inherited it from his parents and had spent a lot of money furnishing and decorating it to his taste. He travelled abroad regularly for work and on the morning he left for his latest trip he told her - completely out of the blue - that he had been seeing somebody else for over a year, and so was breaking it off with my friend and wanted her gone by the time he returned a fortnight later. She wasted no time and started packing her stuff as soon as he left, but she ran out of bags so went to a nearby shop. While in there she noticed the gardening section, in particular the seed selection. Long story short, she scattered cress, watercress and grass seeds over the entire house, every carpet, the beds, all soft furnishings - everywhere they'd get a hold. She went round again with a watering can, turned the heating up full to run 24/7, locked all the windows to keep humidity in, and left.

-1point

Tristan J 1 month ago

Is resorting to criminal damage over what boils down to a relationship not working out really something to be proud of? Sure, the guy lied and didn't treat her well, but I imagine this made him feel vindicated in his decision to leave her.

4points

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Tristan J 1 month ago

17points

Donna Peluda 1 month ago

Totally agree. Some are completely illegal, getting someone fired or posting in the papers or online just shows who the bitter loser really is.

6points

arthbach 1 month ago

5points

Janelle Collard Premium 1 month ago

3points

NoNameGiven 2 weeks ago

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 4 weeks ago

0points

GalPalAl 1 month ago

0points

Tempest 1 month ago

0points

Tristan J 1 month ago

I'm sure he must have acted hurtfully towards you, but really, would just living well and moving on not be sufficient?

2points

Moonie Pinkslip 1 month ago (edited)

Are you serious, BP??? Posts about cleaning toilets with toothbrushes that are supposed to be funny, or "empowered" or something? WTF??? Shame on YOU for posting it, not them...

-1point

UKGrandad 1 month ago (edited)

-1point

Tristan J 1 month ago

4points