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Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group “‘cUs sHe TeXteD LiKe dIs! :):):):) :p:p:p:p =))))))”

shrillysoupygusto , Tricia Report

Final score:

238points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

I nOt sEe a PrBlEM?!! :)

82points

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I can't date anyone with lip injections. It felt super unnatural kissing her. Like kissing a baboon with rigor mortis.

RealGrendel , *highlimitzz Report

Final score:

231points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Oddly specific "baboon with rigor mortis".

203points

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I instantly noped out of an otherwise fine blind date when she ordered apple juice - off menu - at a fancy restaurant. 19-year-old me only knew apple juice as a toddler's drink, and I just couldn't get past it.

I'm no longer that petty. But I did make the mistake of mentioning this to my wife once, many years ago. And she now makes a habit of ordering apple juice whenever we're at a fancy restaurant, just to see if I squirm.

pbspry , Glenn Robinson Report

Final score:

203points

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Jessica Rabbit 2 years ago

Win for the wife

278points

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I almost broke up with a girl when she was trying to be seductive and yanked my book out of my hand and closed it losing my spot.

superopie , Alan Cleaver Report

Final score:

203points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

That is a deal breaker.

161points

seenthewolf , Andrea Parrish - Geyer Report

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group My wife once told me she couldn't be with someone who wasn't around the same level of intelligence as she. I have no idea how I'm going to keep it a secret that I'm a f*****g idiot the rest of our lives.

Final score:

198points

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the one panda _ 2 years ago

Lol its kinda like when youre in an argument with someone stupider than you

34points

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I had a guy break up with me in high school because God told him to… I was like uh okay guess I can’t argue with that one.

GreatPancakee , Micael Faccio Report

Final score:

188points

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May 2 years ago

Guy's hearing voices - you dodged a bullet there

119points

S*****nwithmykitten , Nicolas Vigier Report

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She said i drove slow on our date. She likes men that live "dangerously"

It snowed heavily while we were at a fancy dinner. I was in my father's car because I had just gotten back from Iraq.

She called me a week later, I said I need a woman that is more down to earth.

Final score:

187points

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Kitten Dog Mom 2 years ago

Good for you. Thank you for your service.

81points

XenophonOnTheLawn , Amina Ebrahim Report

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Live, laugh, love style home decor.

Final score:

185points

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Zoe's Mom 2 years ago

I was in my late 20's when a guy told me that my living room looked like his grandma's. I had plaid sofas and collected figurines. In hindsight, I guess it did. LOL

70points

#10

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group People that like to “debate” too much. I’m all for having your own opinion but when someone thinks they have to be the devil’s advocate constantly? No thanks.

sylvy8991 , Mussi Katz Report

Final score:

181points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago (edited)

Someone needs to be the Devil's advocate so you can have a well reasoned discussion and assess all the viewpoints and information. EDITED People missing the joke, I am playing devils advocate....

101points

#11

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She ate pizza with her hands.No, not like you think. She would scoop up the toppings in a messy pile and like a animal, claw them up and eat them then rip the bread and eat it.We were at a fancy italian place and I got horrified.

Breadrozt , Sam DeLong Report

Final score:

178points

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PuggerWugger 2 years ago

On another note, does anyone happen to know which restaurant the picture was taken at? (asking for a friend...)

161points

#12

Into star signs and the like. To the point of being reminded what sign you are which somehow has an effect of who you and your personality traits lol

Slug212 , pxhere Report

Final score:

176points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Do not worry, I am a Leo, and we Leo's do not believe in that astrology nonsense.

145points

#13

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group If their Instagram is nothing but selfies, especially if they’re striking the same pose in every shot. I had a match like that and it honestly creeped me out.

Ellemeno , César Report

Final score:

170points

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Lisa Hewes 2 years ago

Sounds like a good indicator of someone who is WAY too into themself.

59points

#14

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group If they're super into Disney stuff, it creeps me out for some reason.

OkCoast9806 , DAVID BURILLO Report

Final score:

168points

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LH25 2 years ago

I have a cousin who loves Disney. So does her hubby. For years, they would only go to different Disney Parks for vacation. I had to laugh one day when their oldest, about 10 at the time, asked if they could please go somewhere that wasn't Disney

129points

#15

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group They pronounce the word "expresso" when they mean "espresso", or "expecially" instead of "especially."

Grimace_aintnoshake , Kanesue Report

Final score:

165points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Was she not pacific enough with her pronunciation?

186points

#16

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She talks to people like they're a hundred meter away from her.

friededs3 , Conall Report

Final score:

150points

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DragonsFox 2 years ago

Might be that she has an undiagnosed hearing impairment ...

109points

#17

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She did that thing with her voice where every sentence she said ended with a question mark.

Follow-up: Since so many people have asked, she was not Australian. She's American.

Pennaflumen , Ivan Radic Report

Final score:

144points

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Katarzyna B. 2 years ago

Upspeak

50points

#18

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Ended things with a guy over various other reasons, but the most annoying was how many times he told me that "He'd leave me for Miranda Lambert in a heart beat". Which okay, I get it some people have a 'list' of celebrities they'd leave their S/O over, mostly as a joke. But this was like everyday, just randomly said not related to the conversations we were having at the time, and he meant it. He made sure I understood that if for some god forsaken reason Miranda Lambert walked in through the front door, I was gone.

Kiasurp17 , mirandalambert Report

Final score:

141points

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The Holy Penguin 2 years ago

Who's Miranda Lambert?

178points

#19

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She insisted on hanging out at home. She lived with like 6 people, and they always had friends over. I felt like a bf extra on Friends or Seinfeld.

NewEnglandRoastBeef , Phil! Gold Report

Final score:

138points

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May 2 years ago

Sounds exhausting

54points

#20

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She didn't like museums.

AyUnit , Leonardo Barichello Report

Final score:

134points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

How is that possible?

76points

Scott Crowell 2 years ago

Probably watched Night at the Museum movies.

7points

MimSorensson 2 years ago

Some deep seated and possibly dangerous lunacy?

3points

Nubmaeme 2 years ago

Probably afraid she'd learn something.

0points

Curry on... 2 years ago

I'm really, really fond of museums, so much so, I'd rather go by myself.

7points

NicNor5560 2 years ago

There are so many different kind of museum out there, so many choices; they are not all boring stuff (for her) to look at and not all of them are about the past. We have one here that shows you how they mint our money. How chocolate is made. What our bodies look like inside and out. So much more.

5points

Nemo 2 years ago

I once met a guy who didn't like art. It was baffling. There is so much variety and you can't find something that you like? That seems impossible. It was not that he wasn't interested in art but he actively hated it, all of it. Which painting or sculpture hurt you bro?

6points

Nikole 2 years ago

Ummm...? And here I am, wanting to live in The Field Museum for the last 30 or so years...

5points

ami 2 years ago

How can someone not like museums?!

4points

LostSage 2 years ago

As a child I was forced to go museums when all I wanted to do was play sports and video games -- museums are only good for dates and then the main attraction would still be the girl and not the museum lol

1point

Irish Lad 2 years ago

How many did you go to? Is that all you went to?

3points

Vicki Thill 2 years ago

I think she probably liked museums just fine. I was invited to an art museum on a first date. I thought he asked me to go to the museum because he knew I studied Art History. Nope. He spewed ridiculous "facts" about the pieces and was angry when an associate gently tried to inform him of authentically documented truths. I was able to look past the lack of knowledge about Art History, because who cares, but I couldn't look past him getting angry after the associate was so gentle with their correction. He got so angry, like fists balled up, and telling me that they don't know what they are talking about. Yeah, that'll be a nope for dinner and drinks.

2points

Thomas Ewing 2 years ago

That's a big dealbreaker. Must Love Museums!

1point

Spencer McClure 2 years ago

Some people find museums to be boring and I respect that. Some people find those people weird and I respect that as well. Just don't be a douche about it to or with either one of them.

1point

Mama Penguin 2 years ago

Agree. That's a deal breaker. I love going to museums.

1point

Kona Pake 2 years ago

Has she ever cracked open a non-fiction book?

1point

Lo 2 years ago

Well, I LOVE museums, but not so much non fiction books... So yeah

0points

John Monteith 2 years ago

National museum of scotland edinburgh. One of my fav places

1point

Richard Black 2 years ago

How can anyone not be envlessly fascinated nmby stolen mummies, brontosauurus skeletons with the skull atvthe wrong end, and piortrairs of our slave owning foundung fathers,

0points

crazydogmama 2 years ago

Not even dinosaurs?!? Mummies?

0points

Lachlan Campbell 2 years ago

I hate being in museums. All they are too me are memories of what has been lost and im already depressed enough as it is.

0points

Deux 2 years ago

Ooh that museum is in my city, I'm going tomorrow. There used to be giant pools full of catfish but people used to throw coins into it so they were removed. The stuffed body of Dolly the Sheep is there.

0points

DeadLetterOffice 2 years ago

Her purgatory will be being locked inside the Louvre. With a Francis Bacon exhibit. And no Wi-Fi.

0points

Hollysmom 2 years ago

Probably uneducated and afraid it would show.

0points

Craig Reynolds 2 years ago

So? What is wrong with you? If you want a gender opposite replica of yourself, you are going to go through life quite lonely! Perhaps the smart move for you would be to look for a compatible partner in a museum!

0points

The Anti Socialist 2 years ago (edited)

0points

Older 2 years ago

I just want to point out that the photo here is not a museum. It is the Queen Victoria Building (QVB) in Sydney, Australia. It is not a museum. It is a shopping mall. Granted, it is one that I recommend people visit. It has some pretty unique shops. There was one shop that was licensed to sell large art prints of Dr. Seuss works.

0points

John Monteith 2 years ago

It’s the national museum of scotland in edinburgh

0points

Mozzarella 2 years ago

Well I don’t either, but hear me out. A lot of the things in the museums probably had a risk of being damaged, although the ones on display weren’t. I also hate looking at the past, because, imo, it is a way of remembering the crimes and horrors that were committed (there were a lot trust me)

0points

#21

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group He ate with closed fists around his utensils like a toddler and his face right up to his food like someone was going to steal it.

Firejen , Donnie Ray Jones Report

Final score:

126points

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Jackie Stubitsch 2 years ago

He's probably been in prison

138points

#22

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group My grandparents were very southern. When I was a kid, I spent the night at their house and heard them…wrestling. I heard my grandpa say my grandma’s name, Sarah, but with his accent he said “Ooh Say-ruh!”

I met a girl named Sarah who was also southern. When she introduced herself as “Say-ruh” I had to nope out. It just gave me the heebie jeebies.

Sp3nc3r420 , Vladimir Pustovit Report

Final score:

115points

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RJ 2 years ago

I’m guessing this is a post from the US, but as a Brit I’m pissing myself imagining someone trying to talk seductively with a strong Somerset accent.

101points

#23

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group He wore fake glasses and didn't like vegetables.

DHKillinger , Nate Steiner Report

Final score:

115points

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GW 2 years ago

I guess he thought the glasses made him look smarter?

36points

PlasticFannyTastic , Ralf Steinberger Report

#24

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group White spittle gathering at the edge of the mouth. I can forgive or overlook a lot of things, but that’s an instant turnoff.

Edit: Every day is a school day! Apparently this can be a sign of dehydration or linked to another condition I’ve seen called Angular Cheilitis.

Final score:

114points

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Kusotare 2 years ago

I had a massive crush on a girl until I noticed this very thing. I could not bring myself to kiss her!

42points

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#25

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Loud person. No. I hate it.

iamthecherryontop , istolethetv Report

Final score:

106points

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NicNor5560 2 years ago (edited)

Mute button is to kill off convos. Volume is because they are too loud. I would use both.

14points

#26

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She had the same name as my mom.

waqasnaseem07 , Dennis Yang Report

Final score:

99points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Yeah, I agree with this one. Too weird getting hot and heavy and then saying your mum's name.

81points

#27

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group They are deathly allergic to nuts.

The idea of never having Nutella or Snickers again- or risk killing my partner with a kiss- is too much.

Pithy- , Cowbell Solo Report

Final score:

91points

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Scott Crowell 2 years ago

Well that's what I would call the sweet kiss of death.

38points

#28

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Only went on one date but he named his cat Creamy, and the way he said it grossed me out.

GoBanana42 , steve p2008 Report

Final score:

80points

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Captain Awesome 2 years ago

Probably the clumsiest vagina reference I've seen

54points

Fit_Sheepherder_3894 , Simon Kellogg Report

#29

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She had the same first name and last name as my grandpa.

Final score:

74points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

Your Grandpa was named Belinda?

70points

#30

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I broke up with a pretty hot girl when I was younger because she didn’t swing her arms when she walked. It just looked weird and reminded me of a gorilla. Really stupid reason I know, but it just looked so stupid and I couldn’t overcome it.

Macklemonster , Gareth Williams Report

Final score:

72points

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Scott Crowell 2 years ago

Well that what you get for buying the cheaper version of the new life like dolls. Next time spring for the upgrades, like I did.

47points

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#31

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Friends with voices that annoy me.

UnoriginalUse , Pedro Ribeiro Simões Report

Final score:

39points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

"Oh my God." Janice. Friends.

35points

#32

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group If they have the same name as either of my brothers or my dad lol, no.

puppersrlyf , Andrew Hill Report

Final score:

38points

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GirlFriday 2 years ago

I have 12 brothers. TWELVE. If I had this rule, I would never date.

36points

#33

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Inability to form a coherent sentence in text

leg00b , Donald West Report

Final score:

35points

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Scott Crowell 2 years ago

I can't either but it's not my fingers that's the problem.

14points

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#34

I was raised as a fairly sheltered white kid in a very white American suburb. When i was around 20 i went on an okcupid date with a guy named Manuel, and although i had several valid reasons for not pursuing a third date, im ashamed to say that i distinctly recall feeling weird about the prospect of getting into a relationship with a guy named Manuel because it felt weird for me to pronounce his name. Yes, I was THAT sheltered.

Akmost 15 years later, after having lived the past 8 years of my life in a South Asian country, and 5 years into a committed relationship with a man from this country whose name as as far from white/western culture as it gets, I cringe so hard at the thought process I had at that time

Final score:

33points

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Jerry Mathers 2 years ago

No cringe needed. You have grown as a person. Just the fact that you do cringe tells you just how far. Many folks never get anywhere close to that far. You pay yourself on the back for moving past the small minded, narrow view of the world and celebrate your appreciation of the differences of others.

57points

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#35

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group My boss's daughter's ex bf broke up with her because they had a Dyson and he said he wouldn't be able to keep up with her extravagant lifestyle.

dh4645 , Nick Richards Report

Final score:

28points

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Chill guy havin a chill day 2 years ago

boss's daughter's ex's uncle's wife's sugar daddy's son's wife

35points

theronaldchase , Matthew O'Thompsonski Report

#36

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Wasn't my pettiness, but a girl I went on a few dates with wouldn't date me because she wanted to be the "artistic" one in the relationship and she was worried that me being a musician would spoil that for her.

Edit: wasn’t real deep into it, it was just a couple of dates. I don’t feel negatively toward her. She was a nice enough person lol. Also, music isn’t my career, more of a passionate hobby. I work in IT by day.

Final score:

25points

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Octavia Hansen 2 years ago

I had to quit dating a songwriter (he called himself since no one else would) or I was going to have to listen to his terrible atonal C&W songs the rest of my life. No thanks!

2points

#37

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Minions. Really hit it off and couldn’t look past the love of minions. Can’t stand em.

P00p_Smoothie , Mike Mozart Report

Final score:

23points

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Wubbleyew 2 years ago

Wait, there are adults who live minions?

4points

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#38

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She had the feminine version of my name and that’s just too cutesy.

pierremanslappy , My United States of Whatever Report

Final score:

21points

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Kusotare 2 years ago

One of the sweetest couples I have ever known were Jack and Jacki. RIP, Jack.

22points

#39

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I dated a guy and he pulled out Sudafed nasal spray. Said he had bad sinuses. I too had Sudafed and bad sinuses. Decided to cut it short so as to not breed the chronic rhinitis.

NotAFerretSmiling , NIAID Report

Final score:

19points

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May 2 years ago

Nasal spray causes bad sinuses

26points

#40

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Her favourite song was "The Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran.

nexusofthoughts , Eva Rinaldi Report

Final score:

16points

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

The club isn't the best place to find a lover so the bar is where i go

21points

#41

Years ago I stopped dating someone once I realised he had weird nails.

*edited to add - weird as in clubbed fingers - so it was a medical or genetic issues - which makes my 20 year old self a vain biatch a*****e!!

krazykatkristy01 Report

Final score:

14points

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Mark Alibozek 2 years ago

What are clubbed fingers?

7points

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#42

I didn't like the way she ate a grilled cheese sandwich.

There were more reasons, but this was the deal breaker.

Sammyf977 Report

Final score:

10points

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Scott Crowell 2 years ago

Sounds like a grilling experience to me.

12points

#43

She was too aggressively normal.

Edit: I meant she was too sane and well-adjusted. Anyone like that is clearly hiding /something/.

Exodite1273 Report

Final score:

9points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago (edited)

I am not hiding anything. My mum hides though, in the basement. For some reason people think she died years ago.

36points

#44

Taking a long time to reply message but having read the message, and replying with one word.

ReaderCatz Report

Final score:

7points

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Nathaniel 2 years ago

So?

40points

#45

Having dated two, I now have a "no nurses" rule.

MagnesiumGearbox Report

Final score:

6points

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May 2 years ago

Now I'm curious as to why? Is it that they're always tired?

20points

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GirlFriday 2 years ago

I once left a date sitting in a restaurant because he kept dipping his fries in my ketchup. Let me explain: first date, we just met and went to a burger bar. We both ordered burgers and fries, and the ketchup was there on the table. I made a little puddle of ketchup on my plate and he just reached over and used it. Now, I come from a family of plate sharers, so it isn't like I am a germaphobe or anything, but I just met this dude, he reached across the table dragged his half-eaten fry across my plate. I pushed the bottle of ketchup towards him and told him to make his own puddle. He did it again. I told him I didn't like that and get his own ketchup. He did it a third time and winked at me. I grabbed my purse, put down enough cash to pay for my meal and walked out. It was the creepiest thing in the entire world and after being told it bothered me, he did it again.

49points

Amy S 2 years ago (edited)

100% the right call to leave, I wonder if he was deliberately testing your response to him ignoring your boundaries after you told him not to?

33points

Lu 2 years ago

Didn’t even ask? That’s weird

5points

Alma Muminovic 2 years ago

Thats pretty creepy. I wonder if he thought it was cute somehow. 🤢

4points

Memere 2 years ago (edited)

I had a co-worker (who I never dated) a really long time ago who couldn't understand why he never had more than 1 or 2 dates with women. It was because any conversation with him couldn't be a regular conversation - literally anything a woman said to him was responded to in a sexual way. He turned everything into something pornographic. News. Weather. Work. Car trouble. Ex partner problems. Landlord issues. Problems paying bills. If you had a headache or any pain/illness, he suggested a sexual cure. I do give the guy credit, he never did that if children were mentioned. But wow, it was a major turn-off after 10 minutes for me, I cannot imagine how he got more than one date!

19points

Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago

That is super creepy! Did no one explain to him why since he wondered himself?

14points

Bettie-Jean Neal 2 years ago

Happen to be walking behind him one day for whatever reason and noticed he walked like a duck, kinda, sorta. It was just weird and I had never noticed it before. I was ready to break up anyway, so I use that as my excuse. It had been a year and I was getting really bored.

8points

Lainie 2 years ago

There's only a few things I notice right away in a person I'm just meeting. His hands, his fingers, his nails. Then eyes and a smile. And last but not least, the way he walks. Order doesn't matter, those few things matter to me. There's no way that in a year I wouldn't know the way my bf walks. Well, that's how I can single him out of a group of people from afar. :)

6points

Shay 2 years ago

The only valid reason you need is simple. You just don’t want to. Easy.

6points

Aliquid 2 years ago

Very few of these are "petty", they all are quite reasonable reasons for not wanting to date someone.

5points

Michelle C 2 years ago

I kicked a guy out of my car and didn't even finish the date once...it wasn't bad enough that I had to pick him up but as we were driving off he decided to pop in his Eminem CD in my radio and turn it up loud...HELL NO...GTFO!

5points

Jane Farris 2 years ago

I dumped a guy because he was a horrible driver. I feared for my life every time we went out.

3points

Lily Mae Kitty 2 years ago

I dumped a guy for calling me too much. like he'd call 2-3 times a day and usually while I was at work. wtf. back off, dude. When I asked why he was calling me at work and explained I am busy working(I was managing a 4000 sq ft store with 23 employees) he got indignant and said that women like to be paid attention to and love it when you call them. I said not this woman. I don't want to hear that you miss me and talk about nonsense. I don't have time for that c**p b/c I'm an adult, not some needy 16 year old. Shoot me a text once a day if you want, spend a few minutes on the phone in the evening when not at work. Then he got attitude and said I was bossy...dude, I am the boss. These people work for me. Don't call me between 8-6...better yet don't call me again.

2points

Memere 2 years ago (edited)

Oh, I hate the clingy ones! I dated a guy that was off work on a disability, and he would be waiting in my driveway every. single. day. when I got home from work. And he never wanted to stay in for dinner, or any other meal - he only wanted to go out to a specific handful of restaurants, on a weekly rotation. Had to dump him after about 2 months. Then he showed up at my parents house, 40 miles away, with flowers for my mom & begged them to convince me to take him back. That was way over the line, & I had to get a bit hard with him. It was really kind of sad.

2points

censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)

My reasons for rejecting someone on a dating app: 1. They say they are "fun, and live life to the fullest." NOPE. you are boring as f**k, I have zero doubts about it. 2. They say they are sapiosexual. NOPE. IF you have to say you are smart/attracted-to-smart you probably aren't. 3. They are kissing their dog. Sorry, not into sharing your mouth with your dog. Gross, but that's the fact. 4. They are posing with duckface/holding a fish/dead animal/gun/sports car. NOPE. That means you are superficial and do not think beyond the moment. Also almost certainly means Republican. 5. They say politics doesnt interest them. 6. They 'have a personal relationship with jesus'. NOPE, yall ALWAYS try convert me at some stage. 7. "Whites only". Nope, if you want to be a Nazi, there's the door.

2points

Alma Muminovic 2 years ago

These are all great reasons to nope.

0points

Yvette Desmarais 2 years ago

Same name as an ex?

2points

Iriané Marie Laurentwolff 2 years ago

Those people who texts you and answers with you "fine, yes, no" and that's all the chat. Also people who gives you the "seen" but if you do so they get mad😂😂😂

1point

Ryan Burns 2 years ago (edited)

Most of these people are so petty their S/O's must be much better off without them.

1point

Malaki Williams 2 years ago

before my gf and me started dating a guy asked her out and she said as soon as she saw him she ran becaue he was ugly so when me and her were about to meet for the first time i was gonna have a break down if she ran away from me

1point

Pat Bond 2 years ago

Bunions. 🤢

1point

K Lam 2 years ago

I once broke up w a guy bc he tied his shoes too tight. Made his shoes look like clown shoes

1point

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

You sound like you have a very peculiar set of priorities. I wonder if your sartorial aesthetics are 100% up to scratch as well?

2points

Le Ann Ratliff 1 year ago

No singer/musicians.

0points

RafCo 2 years ago

Broke up with someone cause they were married. I knew she had a kid, and had met her. I thought the father was out of the picture. Should have realized something was up when she never let me go to her house. I thought it must be messy. Her husband was there

0points

Lynn Jung 2 years ago

I've never been so grateful for being single

0points

It's me!!!! 2 years ago

He had intimacy problems and then farted loud as hell during sex and continued laughing and making jokes about it until he left. Also broke up with a guy who said he had a pregnancy fetish.

0points

Lisa 2 years ago

I had one guy that wanted me to meet his parents immediately, and another who had that like 3 copies of that poem "Footprints" and he also work black buckle shoes. NOPE.

-1point

Poeha 2 years ago

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0points

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GirlFriday 2 years ago

49points

Amy S 2 years ago (edited)

100% the right call to leave, I wonder if he was deliberately testing your response to him ignoring your boundaries after you told him not to?

33points

Lu 2 years ago

Didn’t even ask? That’s weird

5points

Alma Muminovic 2 years ago

Thats pretty creepy. I wonder if he thought it was cute somehow. 🤢

4points

Memere 2 years ago (edited)

19points

Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago

That is super creepy! Did no one explain to him why since he wondered himself?

14points

Bettie-Jean Neal 2 years ago

8points

Lainie 2 years ago

6points

Shay 2 years ago

The only valid reason you need is simple. You just don’t want to. Easy.

6points

Aliquid 2 years ago

Very few of these are "petty", they all are quite reasonable reasons for not wanting to date someone.

5points

Michelle C 2 years ago

5points

Jane Farris 2 years ago

I dumped a guy because he was a horrible driver. I feared for my life every time we went out.

3points

Lily Mae Kitty 2 years ago

2points

Memere 2 years ago (edited)

2points

censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)

2points

Alma Muminovic 2 years ago

These are all great reasons to nope.

0points

Yvette Desmarais 2 years ago

Same name as an ex?

2points

Iriané Marie Laurentwolff 2 years ago

Those people who texts you and answers with you "fine, yes, no" and that's all the chat. Also people who gives you the "seen" but if you do so they get mad😂😂😂

1point

Ryan Burns 2 years ago (edited)

Most of these people are so petty their S/O's must be much better off without them.

1point

Malaki Williams 2 years ago

1point

Pat Bond 2 years ago

Bunions. 🤢

1point

K Lam 2 years ago

I once broke up w a guy bc he tied his shoes too tight. Made his shoes look like clown shoes

1point

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

You sound like you have a very peculiar set of priorities. I wonder if your sartorial aesthetics are 100% up to scratch as well?

2points

Le Ann Ratliff 1 year ago

No singer/musicians.

0points

RafCo 2 years ago

0points

Lynn Jung 2 years ago

I've never been so grateful for being single

0points

It's me!!!! 2 years ago

He had intimacy problems and then farted loud as hell during sex and continued laughing and making jokes about it until he left. Also broke up with a guy who said he had a pregnancy fetish.

0points

Lisa 2 years ago

I had one guy that wanted me to meet his parents immediately, and another who had that like 3 copies of that poem "Footprints" and he also work black buckle shoes. NOPE.

-1point

Poeha 2 years ago

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0points