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Author and cartoonist Scott Adams once noted that “Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”

And while you can explain lotteries using numbers, and religion using philosophy, dating, relationships, and love in general are tough nuts to crack. But some still do try to explain themselves when it comes to dating, even if their reasoning is petty.

Not too long ago, folks on Reddit shared reasons—petty, yet more or less still rightful or fair enough ones, and sometimes just plain weird—to not date someone. And if you’ve been here long enough, you’ll know we covered a similar thread not too long ago, so you can check that out once you’re done with this one.

So, scroll down to enjoy some of the best and most entertaining responses to the now-viral thread, which garnered over 36,000 upvotes, and be sure to share your petty 'never dating this person' stories in the comment section below.

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#1

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Chews with their mouth open.

eyksm , Richard Report

#2

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group “‘cUs sHe TeXteD LiKe dIs! :):):):) :p:p:p:p =))))))”

shrillysoupygusto , Tricia Report

#3

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I can't date anyone with lip injections. It felt super unnatural kissing her. Like kissing a baboon with rigor mortis.

RealGrendel , *highlimitzz Report

#4

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I instantly noped out of an otherwise fine blind date when she ordered apple juice - off menu - at a fancy restaurant. 19-year-old me only knew apple juice as a toddler's drink, and I just couldn't get past it.

I'm no longer that petty. But I did make the mistake of mentioning this to my wife once, many years ago. And she now makes a habit of ordering apple juice whenever we're at a fancy restaurant, just to see if I squirm.

pbspry , Glenn Robinson Report

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#5

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I almost broke up with a girl when she was trying to be seductive and yanked my book out of my hand and closed it losing my spot.

superopie , Alan Cleaver Report

#6

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group My wife once told me she couldn't be with someone who wasn't around the same level of intelligence as she. I have no idea how I'm going to keep it a secret that I'm a f*****g idiot the rest of our lives.

seenthewolf , Andrea Parrish - Geyer Report

#7

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I had a guy break up with me in high school because God told him to… I was like uh okay guess I can’t argue with that one.

GreatPancakee , Micael Faccio Report

#8

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She said i drove slow on our date. She likes men that live "dangerously"


It snowed heavily while we were at a fancy dinner. I was in my father's car because I had just gotten back from Iraq.


She called me a week later, I said I need a woman that is more down to earth.

S*****nwithmykitten , Nicolas Vigier Report

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#9

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Live, laugh, love style home decor.

XenophonOnTheLawn , Amina Ebrahim Report

#10

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group People that like to “debate” too much. I’m all for having your own opinion but when someone thinks they have to be the devil’s advocate constantly? No thanks.

sylvy8991 , Mussi Katz Report

#11

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She ate pizza with her hands.No, not like you think. She would scoop up the toppings in a messy pile and like a animal, claw them up and eat them then rip the bread and eat it.We were at a fancy italian place and I got horrified.

Breadrozt , Sam DeLong Report

#12

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Into star signs and the like. To the point of being reminded what sign you are which somehow has an effect of who you and your personality traits lol

Slug212 , pxhere Report

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Nathaniel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not worry, I am a Leo, and we Leo's do not believe in that astrology nonsense.

Nikole
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Leo and a Cancer because my birthday is right on the cusp. I'm a mess. Thanks a lot, rocks in space!

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Octavia Hansen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really liked a man who had to check with his reader & advisor if we were going to sleep together. So someone who didn't know me, that was directing his life, would tell him about his love life. I told him I could already see his future . . . he would be sleeping alone . . .

Katie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm into astrology and all that but not necessarily obsessed like a psychopath - I hate it when people think their personalities are based solely on these signs

W S
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When asked "what sign are you" just reply "no entry"

Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If it is fun, why not, but the moment it gets shoved down one´s throat, NOPE! Same with religions, politics, anything that a person can be too obsessed with and preachy about.

Aidan Pite
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mom says my fire sign is responsible for my temper. I guess it's either that or the untreated autism.

Florence
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i enjoy studying astrology, but I dont base my whole personality on it

Laura Deckers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are they teaching that the signs are all off? The position of the Earth is different to when Astrology was invented. LLAP

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Hobby Hopper
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone asks me my sign, I automatically lose some respect for them. I don't remember what my sign is.

David Marchisotto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't a petty reason at all. anyone who believes that the positions of stars have ANYTHING to do with their lives in any way implies they dropped out of school after 2nd grade, are susceptible to all kinds of b******t or just plain stupid.

BigMamaDave X
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sign is Hamster, ascendant Mule. My home decor reflects this. 😏

Mama Penguin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh...yes I am. But please don't judge people by their star signs like teen magazines.

Dan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cancer but I'm really shy and probably ain't all that friendly

Memere
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sun sign is Scorpio, husband is Capricorn. He had his chart done & has several "houses" in Scorpio, so he claims he's an actual Scorpio. I told him once some of the things I think of doing if he ever dumps me. Yeah, he doesn't say that to me anymore.

Rod Ruger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Similar - Woman was into auras of rocks and tarot cards - mildly whacked with a masters degree in psychology.

Alicia M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anything that divides humans up into individual groups and says this entire group behaves this way because that's how the planets were aligned at the time of their birth, is ridiculous nonsense.

Stannous Flouride
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't believe in it either but as a Scorpio I have had to live with burden of everyone's expectation that I be really good in the sack. ;-)

Nina Khmielnitzky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I noticed I never got along with Libra men, otherwise the rest of you are fine

Darla Taylor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah because Leos are supposed to be born leaders. I’m a Leo and I prefer to stay under the radar, let someone else who’s on an ego trip get the blame when everything goes south.

Earl Grey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What zodiacal sign would you be if you didn’t know what sign you are?

Mozzarella
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can’t even remember mine, I couldn’t care less about them

Nemo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel like @Elizabeth Anderson with the live, life, laugh signs. What if I do this ironically?

Lynn Jung
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never asked people their zodiac sign. I usually just ask them their birthdate so i won't look too obvious. Gotta keep my hobby a secret 😂

D20 Games
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Astrology is just a guide, not a rule book. I do astrology as a hobby. There are a lot of other factors than just your sun sign (mind). By knowing your time and place of birth, you can figure your moon sign (heart), non dominant traits, although still influential. Also, your rising sign (body), also a non dominant. It's mostly just fun to learn something new about yourself. I am fully aware it's a pseudo science. It has been around for 5000 years though.

isabell gibson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

astrology is not bad or wrong. it actually affects your life more than you think

Terran
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The only way it will affect your life is, because you believe it does. You will act according to your sign, because you believe you do anyway. Astrology has no other impact on your life.

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#13

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group If their Instagram is nothing but selfies, especially if they’re striking the same pose in every shot. I had a match like that and it honestly creeped me out.

Ellemeno , César Report

#14

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group If they're super into Disney stuff, it creeps me out for some reason.

OkCoast9806 , DAVID BURILLO Report

#15

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group They pronounce the word "expresso" when they mean "espresso", or "expecially" instead of "especially."

Grimace_aintnoshake , Kanesue Report

#16

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She talks to people like they're a hundred meter away from her.

friededs3 , Conall Report

#17

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She did that thing with her voice where every sentence she said ended with a question mark.

Follow-up: Since so many people have asked, she was not Australian. She's American.

Pennaflumen , Ivan Radic Report

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#18

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Ended things with a guy over various other reasons, but the most annoying was how many times he told me that "He'd leave me for Miranda Lambert in a heart beat". Which okay, I get it some people have a 'list' of celebrities they'd leave their S/O over, mostly as a joke. But this was like everyday, just randomly said not related to the conversations we were having at the time, and he meant it. He made sure I understood that if for some god forsaken reason Miranda Lambert walked in through the front door, I was gone.

Kiasurp17 , mirandalambert Report

#19

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She insisted on hanging out at home. She lived with like 6 people, and they always had friends over. I felt like a bf extra on Friends or Seinfeld.

NewEnglandRoastBeef , Phil! Gold Report

#20

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She didn't like museums.

AyUnit , Leonardo Barichello Report

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#21

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group He ate with closed fists around his utensils like a toddler and his face right up to his food like someone was going to steal it.

Firejen , Donnie Ray Jones Report

#22

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group My grandparents were very southern. When I was a kid, I spent the night at their house and heard them…wrestling. I heard my grandpa say my grandma’s name, Sarah, but with his accent he said “Ooh Say-ruh!”

I met a girl named Sarah who was also southern. When she introduced herself as “Say-ruh” I had to nope out. It just gave me the heebie jeebies.

Sp3nc3r420 , Vladimir Pustovit Report

#23

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group He wore fake glasses and didn't like vegetables.

DHKillinger , Nate Steiner Report

#24

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group White spittle gathering at the edge of the mouth. I can forgive or overlook a lot of things, but that’s an instant turnoff.

Edit: Every day is a school day! Apparently this can be a sign of dehydration or linked to another condition I’ve seen called Angular Cheilitis.

PlasticFannyTastic , Ralf Steinberger Report

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#25

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Loud person. No. I hate it.

iamthecherryontop , istolethetv Report

#26

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She had the same name as my mom.

waqasnaseem07 , Dennis Yang Report

#27

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group They are deathly allergic to nuts.

The idea of never having Nutella or Snickers again- or risk killing my partner with a kiss- is too much.

Pithy- , Cowbell Solo Report

#28

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Only went on one date but he named his cat Creamy, and the way he said it grossed me out.

GoBanana42 , steve p2008 Report

#29

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She had the same first name and last name as my grandpa.

Fit_Sheepherder_3894 , Simon Kellogg Report

#30

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I broke up with a pretty hot girl when I was younger because she didn’t swing her arms when she walked. It just looked weird and reminded me of a gorilla. Really stupid reason I know, but it just looked so stupid and I couldn’t overcome it.

Macklemonster , Gareth Williams Report

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#31

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Friends with voices that annoy me.

UnoriginalUse , Pedro Ribeiro Simões Report

#32

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group If they have the same name as either of my brothers or my dad lol, no.

puppersrlyf , Andrew Hill Report

#33

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Inability to form a coherent sentence in text

leg00b , Donald West Report

#34

I was raised as a fairly sheltered white kid in a very white American suburb. When i was around 20 i went on an okcupid date with a guy named Manuel, and although i had several valid reasons for not pursuing a third date, im ashamed to say that i distinctly recall feeling weird about the prospect of getting into a relationship with a guy named Manuel because it felt weird for me to pronounce his name. Yes, I was THAT sheltered.

Akmost 15 years later, after having lived the past 8 years of my life in a South Asian country, and 5 years into a committed relationship with a man from this country whose name as as far from white/western culture as it gets, I cringe so hard at the thought process I had at that time

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#35

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group My boss's daughter's ex bf broke up with her because they had a Dyson and he said he wouldn't be able to keep up with her extravagant lifestyle.

dh4645 , Nick Richards Report

#36

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Wasn't my pettiness, but a girl I went on a few dates with wouldn't date me because she wanted to be the "artistic" one in the relationship and she was worried that me being a musician would spoil that for her.

Edit: wasn’t real deep into it, it was just a couple of dates. I don’t feel negatively toward her. She was a nice enough person lol. Also, music isn’t my career, more of a passionate hobby. I work in IT by day.

theronaldchase , Matthew O'Thompsonski Report

#37

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Minions. Really hit it off and couldn’t look past the love of minions. Can’t stand em.

P00p_Smoothie , Mike Mozart Report

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#38

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She had the feminine version of my name and that’s just too cutesy.

pierremanslappy , My United States of Whatever Report

#39

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I dated a guy and he pulled out Sudafed nasal spray. Said he had bad sinuses. I too had Sudafed and bad sinuses. Decided to cut it short so as to not breed the chronic rhinitis.

NotAFerretSmiling , NIAID Report

#40

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Her favourite song was "The Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran.

nexusofthoughts , Eva Rinaldi Report

#41

Years ago I stopped dating someone once I realised he had weird nails.

*edited to add - weird as in clubbed fingers - so it was a medical or genetic issues - which makes my 20 year old self a vain biatch a*****e!!

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#42

I didn't like the way she ate a grilled cheese sandwich.

There were more reasons, but this was the deal breaker.

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#43

She was too aggressively normal.

Edit: I meant she was too sane and well-adjusted. Anyone like that is clearly hiding /something/.

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#44

Taking a long time to reply message but having read the message, and replying with one word.

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#45

Having dated two, I now have a "no nurses" rule.

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