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Author and cartoonist Scott Adams once noted that “Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.”

And while you can explain lotteries using numbers, and religion using philosophy, dating, relationships, and love in general are tough nuts to crack. But some still do try to explain themselves when it comes to dating, even if their reasoning is petty.

Not too long ago, folks on Reddit shared reasons—petty, yet more or less still rightful or fair enough ones, and sometimes just plain weird—to not date someone. And if you’ve been here long enough, you’ll know we covered a similar thread not too long ago, so you can check that out once you’re done with this one.

So, scroll down to enjoy some of the best and most entertaining responses to the now-viral thread, which garnered over 36,000 upvotes, and be sure to share your petty 'never dating this person' stories in the comment section below.

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#1

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Chews with their mouth open.

eyksm , Richard Report

Final score:

239points

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#2

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group “‘cUs sHe TeXteD LiKe dIs! :):):):) :p:p:p:p =))))))”

shrillysoupygusto , Tricia Report

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238points

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#3

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I can't date anyone with lip injections. It felt super unnatural kissing her. Like kissing a baboon with rigor mortis.

RealGrendel , *highlimitzz Report

Final score:

231points

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#4

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I instantly noped out of an otherwise fine blind date when she ordered apple juice - off menu - at a fancy restaurant. 19-year-old me only knew apple juice as a toddler's drink, and I just couldn't get past it.

I'm no longer that petty. But I did make the mistake of mentioning this to my wife once, many years ago. And she now makes a habit of ordering apple juice whenever we're at a fancy restaurant, just to see if I squirm.

pbspry , Glenn Robinson Report

Final score:

203points

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#5

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I almost broke up with a girl when she was trying to be seductive and yanked my book out of my hand and closed it losing my spot.

superopie , Alan Cleaver Report

Final score:

203points

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#6

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group My wife once told me she couldn't be with someone who wasn't around the same level of intelligence as she. I have no idea how I'm going to keep it a secret that I'm a f*****g idiot the rest of our lives.

seenthewolf , Andrea Parrish - Geyer Report

Final score:

198points

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#7

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I had a guy break up with me in high school because God told him to… I was like uh okay guess I can’t argue with that one.

GreatPancakee , Micael Faccio Report

Final score:

188points

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#8

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She said i drove slow on our date. She likes men that live "dangerously"

It snowed heavily while we were at a fancy dinner. I was in my father's car because I had just gotten back from Iraq.

She called me a week later, I said I need a woman that is more down to earth.

S*****nwithmykitten , Nicolas Vigier Report

Final score:

187points

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#9

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Live, laugh, love style home decor.

XenophonOnTheLawn , Amina Ebrahim Report

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185points

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#10

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group People that like to “debate” too much. I’m all for having your own opinion but when someone thinks they have to be the devil’s advocate constantly? No thanks.

sylvy8991 , Mussi Katz Report

Final score:

181points

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#11

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She ate pizza with her hands.No, not like you think. She would scoop up the toppings in a messy pile and like a animal, claw them up and eat them then rip the bread and eat it.We were at a fancy italian place and I got horrified.

Breadrozt , Sam DeLong Report

Final score:

178points

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#12

Into star signs and the like. To the point of being reminded what sign you are which somehow has an effect of who you and your personality traits lol

Slug212 , pxhere Report

Final score:

176points

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#13

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group If their Instagram is nothing but selfies, especially if they’re striking the same pose in every shot. I had a match like that and it honestly creeped me out.

Ellemeno , César Report

Final score:

170points

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#14

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group If they're super into Disney stuff, it creeps me out for some reason.

OkCoast9806 , DAVID BURILLO Report

Final score:

168points

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#15

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group They pronounce the word "expresso" when they mean "espresso", or "expecially" instead of "especially."

Grimace_aintnoshake , Kanesue Report

Final score:

165points

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#16

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She talks to people like they're a hundred meter away from her.

friededs3 , Conall Report

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150points

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#17

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She did that thing with her voice where every sentence she said ended with a question mark.

Follow-up: Since so many people have asked, she was not Australian. She's American.

Pennaflumen , Ivan Radic Report

Final score:

144points

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#18

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Ended things with a guy over various other reasons, but the most annoying was how many times he told me that "He'd leave me for Miranda Lambert in a heart beat". Which okay, I get it some people have a 'list' of celebrities they'd leave their S/O over, mostly as a joke. But this was like everyday, just randomly said not related to the conversations we were having at the time, and he meant it. He made sure I understood that if for some god forsaken reason Miranda Lambert walked in through the front door, I was gone.

Kiasurp17 , mirandalambert Report

Final score:

141points

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#19

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She insisted on hanging out at home. She lived with like 6 people, and they always had friends over. I felt like a bf extra on Friends or Seinfeld.

NewEnglandRoastBeef , Phil! Gold Report

Final score:

138points

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#20

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She didn't like museums.

AyUnit , Leonardo Barichello Report

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134points

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#21

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group He ate with closed fists around his utensils like a toddler and his face right up to his food like someone was going to steal it.

Firejen , Donnie Ray Jones Report

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126points

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#22

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group My grandparents were very southern. When I was a kid, I spent the night at their house and heard them…wrestling. I heard my grandpa say my grandma’s name, Sarah, but with his accent he said “Ooh Say-ruh!”

I met a girl named Sarah who was also southern. When she introduced herself as “Say-ruh” I had to nope out. It just gave me the heebie jeebies.

Sp3nc3r420 , Vladimir Pustovit Report

Final score:

115points

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#23

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group He wore fake glasses and didn't like vegetables.

DHKillinger , Nate Steiner Report

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115points

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#24

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group White spittle gathering at the edge of the mouth. I can forgive or overlook a lot of things, but that’s an instant turnoff.

Edit: Every day is a school day! Apparently this can be a sign of dehydration or linked to another condition I’ve seen called Angular Cheilitis.

PlasticFannyTastic , Ralf Steinberger Report

Final score:

114points

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#25

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Loud person. No. I hate it.

iamthecherryontop , istolethetv Report

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106points

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#26

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She had the same name as my mom.

waqasnaseem07 , Dennis Yang Report

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99points

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#27

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group They are deathly allergic to nuts.

The idea of never having Nutella or Snickers again- or risk killing my partner with a kiss- is too much.

Pithy- , Cowbell Solo Report

Final score:

91points

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#28

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Only went on one date but he named his cat Creamy, and the way he said it grossed me out.

GoBanana42 , steve p2008 Report

Final score:

80points

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#29

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She had the same first name and last name as my grandpa.

Fit_Sheepherder_3894 , Simon Kellogg Report

Final score:

74points

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#30

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I broke up with a pretty hot girl when I was younger because she didn’t swing her arms when she walked. It just looked weird and reminded me of a gorilla. Really stupid reason I know, but it just looked so stupid and I couldn’t overcome it.

Macklemonster , Gareth Williams Report

Final score:

72points

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#31

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Friends with voices that annoy me.

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#32

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group If they have the same name as either of my brothers or my dad lol, no.

puppersrlyf , Andrew Hill Report

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38points

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#33

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Inability to form a coherent sentence in text

leg00b , Donald West Report

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35points

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#34

I was raised as a fairly sheltered white kid in a very white American suburb. When i was around 20 i went on an okcupid date with a guy named Manuel, and although i had several valid reasons for not pursuing a third date, im ashamed to say that i distinctly recall feeling weird about the prospect of getting into a relationship with a guy named Manuel because it felt weird for me to pronounce his name. Yes, I was THAT sheltered.

Akmost 15 years later, after having lived the past 8 years of my life in a South Asian country, and 5 years into a committed relationship with a man from this country whose name as as far from white/western culture as it gets, I cringe so hard at the thought process I had at that time

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33points

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#35

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group My boss's daughter's ex bf broke up with her because they had a Dyson and he said he wouldn't be able to keep up with her extravagant lifestyle.

dh4645 , Nick Richards Report

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28points

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#36

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Wasn't my pettiness, but a girl I went on a few dates with wouldn't date me because she wanted to be the "artistic" one in the relationship and she was worried that me being a musician would spoil that for her.

Edit: wasn’t real deep into it, it was just a couple of dates. I don’t feel negatively toward her. She was a nice enough person lol. Also, music isn’t my career, more of a passionate hobby. I work in IT by day.

theronaldchase , Matthew O'Thompsonski Report

Final score:

25points

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#37

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Minions. Really hit it off and couldn’t look past the love of minions. Can’t stand em.

P00p_Smoothie , Mike Mozart Report

Final score:

23points

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#38

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group She had the feminine version of my name and that’s just too cutesy.

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#39

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group I dated a guy and he pulled out Sudafed nasal spray. Said he had bad sinuses. I too had Sudafed and bad sinuses. Decided to cut it short so as to not breed the chronic rhinitis.

NotAFerretSmiling , NIAID Report

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19points

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#40

Here Are 30 Silly Yet Valid Reasons For Refusing To Date Someone As Shared In This Online Group Her favourite song was "The Shape of You" by Ed Sheeran.

nexusofthoughts , Eva Rinaldi Report

Final score:

16points

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#41

Years ago I stopped dating someone once I realised he had weird nails.

*edited to add - weird as in clubbed fingers - so it was a medical or genetic issues - which makes my 20 year old self a vain biatch a*****e!!

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Final score:

14points

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#42

I didn't like the way she ate a grilled cheese sandwich.

There were more reasons, but this was the deal breaker.

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#43

She was too aggressively normal.

Edit: I meant she was too sane and well-adjusted. Anyone like that is clearly hiding /something/.

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9points

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#44

Taking a long time to reply message but having read the message, and replying with one word.

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#45

Having dated two, I now have a "no nurses" rule.

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6points

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GirlFriday 2 years ago

I once left a date sitting in a restaurant because he kept dipping his fries in my ketchup. Let me explain: first date, we just met and went to a burger bar. We both ordered burgers and fries, and the ketchup was there on the table. I made a little puddle of ketchup on my plate and he just reached over and used it. Now, I come from a family of plate sharers, so it isn't like I am a germaphobe or anything, but I just met this dude, he reached across the table dragged his half-eaten fry across my plate. I pushed the bottle of ketchup towards him and told him to make his own puddle. He did it again. I told him I didn't like that and get his own ketchup. He did it a third time and winked at me. I grabbed my purse, put down enough cash to pay for my meal and walked out. It was the creepiest thing in the entire world and after being told it bothered me, he did it again.

49points

Amy S 2 years ago (edited)

100% the right call to leave, I wonder if he was deliberately testing your response to him ignoring your boundaries after you told him not to?

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Lu 2 years ago

Didn’t even ask? That’s weird

5points

Alma Muminovic 2 years ago

Thats pretty creepy. I wonder if he thought it was cute somehow. 🤢

4points

Memere 2 years ago (edited)

I had a co-worker (who I never dated) a really long time ago who couldn't understand why he never had more than 1 or 2 dates with women. It was because any conversation with him couldn't be a regular conversation - literally anything a woman said to him was responded to in a sexual way. He turned everything into something pornographic. News. Weather. Work. Car trouble. Ex partner problems. Landlord issues. Problems paying bills. If you had a headache or any pain/illness, he suggested a sexual cure. I do give the guy credit, he never did that if children were mentioned. But wow, it was a major turn-off after 10 minutes for me, I cannot imagine how he got more than one date!

19points

Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago

That is super creepy! Did no one explain to him why since he wondered himself?

14points

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Bettie-Jean Neal 2 years ago

Happen to be walking behind him one day for whatever reason and noticed he walked like a duck, kinda, sorta. It was just weird and I had never noticed it before. I was ready to break up anyway, so I use that as my excuse. It had been a year and I was getting really bored.

8points

Lainie 2 years ago

There's only a few things I notice right away in a person I'm just meeting. His hands, his fingers, his nails. Then eyes and a smile. And last but not least, the way he walks. Order doesn't matter, those few things matter to me. There's no way that in a year I wouldn't know the way my bf walks. Well, that's how I can single him out of a group of people from afar. :)

6points

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Shay 2 years ago

The only valid reason you need is simple. You just don’t want to. Easy.

6points

Aliquid 2 years ago

Very few of these are "petty", they all are quite reasonable reasons for not wanting to date someone.

5points

Michelle C 2 years ago

I kicked a guy out of my car and didn't even finish the date once...it wasn't bad enough that I had to pick him up but as we were driving off he decided to pop in his Eminem CD in my radio and turn it up loud...HELL NO...GTFO!

5points

Jane Farris 2 years ago

I dumped a guy because he was a horrible driver. I feared for my life every time we went out.

3points

Lily Mae Kitty 2 years ago

I dumped a guy for calling me too much. like he'd call 2-3 times a day and usually while I was at work. wtf. back off, dude. When I asked why he was calling me at work and explained I am busy working(I was managing a 4000 sq ft store with 23 employees) he got indignant and said that women like to be paid attention to and love it when you call them. I said not this woman. I don't want to hear that you miss me and talk about nonsense. I don't have time for that c**p b/c I'm an adult, not some needy 16 year old. Shoot me a text once a day if you want, spend a few minutes on the phone in the evening when not at work. Then he got attitude and said I was bossy...dude, I am the boss. These people work for me. Don't call me between 8-6...better yet don't call me again.

2points

Memere 2 years ago (edited)

Oh, I hate the clingy ones! I dated a guy that was off work on a disability, and he would be waiting in my driveway every. single. day. when I got home from work. And he never wanted to stay in for dinner, or any other meal - he only wanted to go out to a specific handful of restaurants, on a weekly rotation. Had to dump him after about 2 months. Then he showed up at my parents house, 40 miles away, with flowers for my mom & begged them to convince me to take him back. That was way over the line, & I had to get a bit hard with him. It was really kind of sad.

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censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)

My reasons for rejecting someone on a dating app: 1. They say they are "fun, and live life to the fullest." NOPE. you are boring as f**k, I have zero doubts about it. 2. They say they are sapiosexual. NOPE. IF you have to say you are smart/attracted-to-smart you probably aren't. 3. They are kissing their dog. Sorry, not into sharing your mouth with your dog. Gross, but that's the fact. 4. They are posing with duckface/holding a fish/dead animal/gun/sports car. NOPE. That means you are superficial and do not think beyond the moment. Also almost certainly means Republican. 5. They say politics doesnt interest them. 6. They 'have a personal relationship with jesus'. NOPE, yall ALWAYS try convert me at some stage. 7. "Whites only". Nope, if you want to be a Nazi, there's the door.

2points

Alma Muminovic 2 years ago

These are all great reasons to nope.

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Yvette Desmarais 2 years ago

Same name as an ex?

2points

Iriané Marie Laurentwolff 2 years ago

Those people who texts you and answers with you "fine, yes, no" and that's all the chat. Also people who gives you the "seen" but if you do so they get mad😂😂😂

1point

Ryan Burns 2 years ago (edited)

Most of these people are so petty their S/O's must be much better off without them.

1point

Malaki Williams 2 years ago

before my gf and me started dating a guy asked her out and she said as soon as she saw him she ran becaue he was ugly so when me and her were about to meet for the first time i was gonna have a break down if she ran away from me

1point

Pat Bond 2 years ago

Bunions. 🤢

1point

K Lam 2 years ago

I once broke up w a guy bc he tied his shoes too tight. Made his shoes look like clown shoes

1point

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

You sound like you have a very peculiar set of priorities. I wonder if your sartorial aesthetics are 100% up to scratch as well?

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Le Ann Ratliff 1 year ago

No singer/musicians.

0points

RafCo 2 years ago

Broke up with someone cause they were married. I knew she had a kid, and had met her. I thought the father was out of the picture. Should have realized something was up when she never let me go to her house. I thought it must be messy. Her husband was there

0points

Lynn Jung 2 years ago

I've never been so grateful for being single

0points

It's me!!!! 2 years ago

He had intimacy problems and then farted loud as hell during sex and continued laughing and making jokes about it until he left. Also broke up with a guy who said he had a pregnancy fetish.

0points

Lisa 2 years ago

I had one guy that wanted me to meet his parents immediately, and another who had that like 3 copies of that poem "Footprints" and he also work black buckle shoes. NOPE.

-1point

Poeha 2 years ago

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GirlFriday 2 years ago

I once left a date sitting in a restaurant because he kept dipping his fries in my ketchup. Let me explain: first date, we just met and went to a burger bar. We both ordered burgers and fries, and the ketchup was there on the table. I made a little puddle of ketchup on my plate and he just reached over and used it. Now, I come from a family of plate sharers, so it isn't like I am a germaphobe or anything, but I just met this dude, he reached across the table dragged his half-eaten fry across my plate. I pushed the bottle of ketchup towards him and told him to make his own puddle. He did it again. I told him I didn't like that and get his own ketchup. He did it a third time and winked at me. I grabbed my purse, put down enough cash to pay for my meal and walked out. It was the creepiest thing in the entire world and after being told it bothered me, he did it again.

49points

Amy S 2 years ago (edited)

100% the right call to leave, I wonder if he was deliberately testing your response to him ignoring your boundaries after you told him not to?

33points

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Lu 2 years ago

Didn’t even ask? That’s weird

5points

Alma Muminovic 2 years ago

Thats pretty creepy. I wonder if he thought it was cute somehow. 🤢

4points

Memere 2 years ago (edited)

I had a co-worker (who I never dated) a really long time ago who couldn't understand why he never had more than 1 or 2 dates with women. It was because any conversation with him couldn't be a regular conversation - literally anything a woman said to him was responded to in a sexual way. He turned everything into something pornographic. News. Weather. Work. Car trouble. Ex partner problems. Landlord issues. Problems paying bills. If you had a headache or any pain/illness, he suggested a sexual cure. I do give the guy credit, he never did that if children were mentioned. But wow, it was a major turn-off after 10 minutes for me, I cannot imagine how he got more than one date!

19points

Moxie Mallahan 2 years ago

That is super creepy! Did no one explain to him why since he wondered himself?

14points

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Bettie-Jean Neal 2 years ago

Happen to be walking behind him one day for whatever reason and noticed he walked like a duck, kinda, sorta. It was just weird and I had never noticed it before. I was ready to break up anyway, so I use that as my excuse. It had been a year and I was getting really bored.

8points

Lainie 2 years ago

There's only a few things I notice right away in a person I'm just meeting. His hands, his fingers, his nails. Then eyes and a smile. And last but not least, the way he walks. Order doesn't matter, those few things matter to me. There's no way that in a year I wouldn't know the way my bf walks. Well, that's how I can single him out of a group of people from afar. :)

6points

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Shay 2 years ago

The only valid reason you need is simple. You just don’t want to. Easy.

6points

Aliquid 2 years ago

Very few of these are "petty", they all are quite reasonable reasons for not wanting to date someone.

5points

Michelle C 2 years ago

I kicked a guy out of my car and didn't even finish the date once...it wasn't bad enough that I had to pick him up but as we were driving off he decided to pop in his Eminem CD in my radio and turn it up loud...HELL NO...GTFO!

5points

Jane Farris 2 years ago

I dumped a guy because he was a horrible driver. I feared for my life every time we went out.

3points

Lily Mae Kitty 2 years ago

I dumped a guy for calling me too much. like he'd call 2-3 times a day and usually while I was at work. wtf. back off, dude. When I asked why he was calling me at work and explained I am busy working(I was managing a 4000 sq ft store with 23 employees) he got indignant and said that women like to be paid attention to and love it when you call them. I said not this woman. I don't want to hear that you miss me and talk about nonsense. I don't have time for that c**p b/c I'm an adult, not some needy 16 year old. Shoot me a text once a day if you want, spend a few minutes on the phone in the evening when not at work. Then he got attitude and said I was bossy...dude, I am the boss. These people work for me. Don't call me between 8-6...better yet don't call me again.

2points

Memere 2 years ago (edited)

Oh, I hate the clingy ones! I dated a guy that was off work on a disability, and he would be waiting in my driveway every. single. day. when I got home from work. And he never wanted to stay in for dinner, or any other meal - he only wanted to go out to a specific handful of restaurants, on a weekly rotation. Had to dump him after about 2 months. Then he showed up at my parents house, 40 miles away, with flowers for my mom & begged them to convince me to take him back. That was way over the line, & I had to get a bit hard with him. It was really kind of sad.

2points

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censorshipsucks 2 years ago (edited)

My reasons for rejecting someone on a dating app: 1. They say they are "fun, and live life to the fullest." NOPE. you are boring as f**k, I have zero doubts about it. 2. They say they are sapiosexual. NOPE. IF you have to say you are smart/attracted-to-smart you probably aren't. 3. They are kissing their dog. Sorry, not into sharing your mouth with your dog. Gross, but that's the fact. 4. They are posing with duckface/holding a fish/dead animal/gun/sports car. NOPE. That means you are superficial and do not think beyond the moment. Also almost certainly means Republican. 5. They say politics doesnt interest them. 6. They 'have a personal relationship with jesus'. NOPE, yall ALWAYS try convert me at some stage. 7. "Whites only". Nope, if you want to be a Nazi, there's the door.

2points

Alma Muminovic 2 years ago

These are all great reasons to nope.

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Yvette Desmarais 2 years ago

Same name as an ex?

2points

Iriané Marie Laurentwolff 2 years ago

Those people who texts you and answers with you "fine, yes, no" and that's all the chat. Also people who gives you the "seen" but if you do so they get mad😂😂😂

1point

Ryan Burns 2 years ago (edited)

Most of these people are so petty their S/O's must be much better off without them.

1point

Malaki Williams 2 years ago

before my gf and me started dating a guy asked her out and she said as soon as she saw him she ran becaue he was ugly so when me and her were about to meet for the first time i was gonna have a break down if she ran away from me

1point

Pat Bond 2 years ago

Bunions. 🤢

1point

K Lam 2 years ago

I once broke up w a guy bc he tied his shoes too tight. Made his shoes look like clown shoes

1point

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

You sound like you have a very peculiar set of priorities. I wonder if your sartorial aesthetics are 100% up to scratch as well?

2points

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Le Ann Ratliff 1 year ago

No singer/musicians.

0points

RafCo 2 years ago

Broke up with someone cause they were married. I knew she had a kid, and had met her. I thought the father was out of the picture. Should have realized something was up when she never let me go to her house. I thought it must be messy. Her husband was there

0points

Lynn Jung 2 years ago

I've never been so grateful for being single

0points

It's me!!!! 2 years ago

He had intimacy problems and then farted loud as hell during sex and continued laughing and making jokes about it until he left. Also broke up with a guy who said he had a pregnancy fetish.

0points

Lisa 2 years ago

I had one guy that wanted me to meet his parents immediately, and another who had that like 3 copies of that poem "Footprints" and he also work black buckle shoes. NOPE.

-1point

Poeha 2 years ago

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