It doesn't matter if you own a big hound or a fluffy little tabby, you know how persuasive animals can be when they smell a tasty snack. From wagging tails to piercing gazes, they have plenty of weapons at their disposal to convince us to give them a bite.
And if all fails, some are determined enough to try out the last option — stealing!
We at Bored Panda put together a new collection of amusing photographic evidence, showcasing shameless pet thieves in the middle of their crimes. I wonder what excuse they would give to a judge.
Continue scrolling to check out the images and don't miss the chat we had with Alison Schramel, CPDT-KA Animal Behavior and Training Manager for one of the leading animal welfare organizations in the US, Animal Humane Society (AHS).
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My Large Icy Was Full When I Went In The Store For 2 Minutes
I see nothing that would suggest this dog is guilty of slushy-stealing.
I Was Trying To Take A Photo Of The Cake I Baked Until Someone Snuck Up On Me
When you spend so much time cooking mouth-watering food, it's pretty normal for your pet to want to nibble on it too.
"Simply put, animals do what works for them. In their eyes, they are eating food that is available to them and don't understand what belongs to them versus their human roommates," Alison Schramel of AHS told Bored Panda. "Food is a valuable resource for animals, especially if they don't know when their next meal will be available to them."
"It's important to keep food out of reach for animals so they don't eat things that will make them ill, such as a loaf of bread left on the counter or chocolate candy on a coffee table."
Someone Left The Peanut Butter On The Counter
Someone Liked The Taste Of Butter Chicken
Of All The Dogs I've Ever Had, He's The Worst One
Plus, it doesn't mean that our pets automatically fail even when they walk away after the mission empty-pawed. Maybe the attention they receive during the whole thing is a sufficient reward in and of itself?
Who hasn't reacted to their pet trying to steal food by taking them into our arms and suggesting the ball instead? Even if we reprimand the rascals, we are paying attention to them, and that could give them a good reason to keep at it.
When You Leave The Yogurt Unattended
My Dad Says He Can Never Eat Anything In Peace
My Dog, Aspen, Always Grabs Things Out Of The Pantry And Brings Them To Us With This Face
The golden retriever retrieved the golden seeded bread. I only see a very good boi!
However, if we want the crimes to stop, Schramel suggested that we, first and foremost, keep all food items out of reach of any animals in our home.
"Remember to keep purses up and out of reach that may have gum or other snacks in them," she added. "If you want an extra layer of management, you can gate your kitchen off as well."
I Found My Dog's Butter Stash This Morning, Buried In Her Bed. She Doesn't Want To Talk About It
And she would of got away with it too, if it wasn't for those pesky kids!
The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner. So She Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One
My Mom's Mini-Horse Got Into The House And Stole A Banana
well we have bananas for scale so we can determine how small he is.
We might need to address some of our habits as well. "Keep an eye on where kids leave snacks or drinks," Schramel said.
"If you have guests over, it may be easiest to keep your pets in a closed bedroom or other location where you don't need to keep an eye on them."
Also, keep in mind that a lack of physical and mental stimulation can lead to many behavioral problems in pets, including stealing food.
Cute Noodle Stealing A Noodle
How could he help himself? If you're a furry noodle, you must eat noodles.
Kitten And Coffee
Yesterday I Rescued This Kitten From A Cruel Life As A Stray, Today He Shamelessly Stole My Son’s Lunch. I’ve Taken In A Criminal
According to Schramel, toxic foods we must avoid giving to our pets include grapes, raisins, onions, chocolate, garlic, alcohol, and avocados.
The animal behavior and training manager said other foods to look out for are:
BBQ Bones. They can easily chip into small pieces that quickly become choking hazards, and cooking can also remove the nutrients from the bones. Note: Corn on the cob can also be a similar choking hazard!
Processed or Fatty Meats. Too many snacks like processed or fatty meats can cause gastrointestinal upset or pancreatitis.
You Can Take The Kitty Out Of The Dumpster, But You Can't Take The Dumpster Out Of The Kitty
I Left My Food Unattended For 2 Minutes, And My Cat Fell Asleep While Eating It
Climbed Up The Handles To Eat Cheese While I'm Cutting It
Further down the list are:
Ice cream. The amount of sugar in ice cream is too high for this to be a good snack option for your four-legged friend, and some animals may experience lactose intolerance.
Fatty mayonnaise-based foods: Too many fatty foods can cause GI upset or put them at risk of developing pancreatitis.
Nuts. Can cause vomiting, diarrhea, and pancreatitis
Salty snacks. Causes excessive thirst and sodium poisoning.
Spaghetti Thief
Can I Have Some?
I Caught Him Stealing A Slice Of Beef Cheek On The Taco Night
For more mischievous pet thieves, fire up our earlier picture collections here and here.
But remember, the best way to deal with the problem of our pets stealing food is not to let it develop in the first place.
And if it does happen, it's in your (and the animal's) best interest to put an end to it.
He Stole A Stale Baguette I Was Saving To Make Breadcrumbs And He's Been Carrying It Around For Three Days
I Spent An Entire Day Baking Challah Bread, Only To Have It Stolen
My Parent's Great Dane Stole The Coffee Mate
Trying To Sneak A Steak Bite
Every Single Night. Doesn't Matter What's For Dinner
I Just Want To Taste It
Lettuce-Stealing Little Thief
Pizza Thief Caught In The Act
Everyone enjoys pizza. My little brother Audi steals -- I mean eats-- it every time.
I Heard A Noise In The Pantry. This Fool Was In There Eating A Bag Of Raw Flour And Is Now Shocked That His Mouth Is Full Of Dough
Let Me Introduce You To The Freak Living In My Flat - Jax. I Caught Him Licking Our Sauce
Picture 1: “HOW! DARE! YOU! I was eating that.” Picture 2: “I know where you sleep.”
Not An Ounce Of Remorse
"Put Them On A Raw Meat Diet." They Said. This Carb-Craving Criminal Pulled The Bagels Out Of The Cupboard
It's very weird that dry cat food is almost half made of carbs even though cats are full carnivores. Pet food manufacturers are the real criminals
He Stole A Cheeseburger And Just Had It Sitting In His Mouth
Smokes Stole A Pringle
Pretended He Was Sleeping, Then Slowly Moved Towards The Food
She Looks Guilty
My 15-Year-Old Deaf Cocker Spaniel Thought He Was Being Sneaky Loudly Stealing Chips When The Kids Left The Pantry Open
The caption! I'm sure he didn't make any noise at all.
What people don't realize, is that Cocker Spaniels are evil little mischief makers. But they are so incredibly cute so it's okay
Oh my. I need more sleep.. I read that title as "My 15-year-old Decaf Cocker Spaniel..." - and I thought "Maybe he needs chips to wake him up...?"
Meet Harold, The Reason We Now Close Jars Of Pasta Sauce When We Recycle Them
The Art And The Artist
My Puppy Decided He Also Wanted A Piece Of My Mom's Birthday Cake
I'm Just Trying To Peacefully Eat My Breakfast
I Turned My Back For 10 Seconds
Every Morning, I Feed The Dog Outside So The Cats Don't Bother Her. Today I Was Not Fast Enough, So She Picked Out Something To Eat And Waited By The Door
She is beautiful and I’d give her whatever she requested for breakfast
Sketti Thief
Mother, You Know That Muffin You Left On The Side? Well, It Exploded
Honestly, I Have No Idea Where All That Cheese Went
Breakfast With A Cat
Who Stole The Pizza Crust Off My Plate?
No Kitty, It's Not For You
She Stole My Bacon And Then Didn't Eat It
A lot of these look like the food was just TOO easily accessible to be an accident. It seems like many of the pictures were posed and the pets given foods that aren't good for them. But for the handful that were truly accidental, they were cute.
Gosh, my cat is such a goody two-shoes, she never tries to steal food! Only if you leave a plate with some leftover sauce she might try to lick it, but even then usually after giving you a look and a chirrup first to ask permission.
The only things my cats will try to steal is freshly roasted chicken and seafood , especially prawns and cod
Load More Replies...People may think it's cute and funny when their pet "steals" their food but human food is terrible for them. In addition to the high sugar and fat content a lot of it contains garlic and onion in powder form as part of the spice blend. Garlic and onion are toxic to pets! You might get lucky once or twice but you're harming your animal and shortening its life!
I know all the Allium family are toxic to dogs but are they also poisonous to cats or any other pets?
Load More Replies...Had a cat drag a pound of salami defrosting on the counter. Across the house, up a flight of stairs, down the hall, and onto the top bunk where she proceeded to eat the entire pound while we were out for the day. I thought her belly was going to burst.
My freakin'... ninja-stealth-dog... she HOSPITALIZED herself from being such a good food-thief... not because she ate something 'wrong' for dogs... but because she ate SO MUCH she got backed up. To this day, we don't know **where** she got the food from... everything is behind something-that-requires-opposable-thumbs to open. It's like she found a - a - a bag-of-holding-food-portal.
None of these would happen if you had trained your pet correctly. Yes, I had pets before. They were not allowed in our living room, nor on the counter, or around the dining table. The cat got raw liver on Sundays and our dog got 8 pieces of toast with jam (he could count). They both sat and waited for the signal before getting to their bowl.
When my Dane was a puppy, we had just made some food and set it on our deep freezer (we don't have a lot of counter space, so we use the freezer). Left it alone for a few minutes, came back, and oh look. Guess who has his feet on the freezer, eating food? Dane puppy. Since then we use an unfolded X-pen to block off the kitchen so our dogs don't eat the whole kitchen. Seem like these people need something similar
One time I made teriyaki pork chops and left them on the counter for 5 minutes. When I came back he ate all of them and left ONE for me. Forget the rest of the family. I ended up having to chop it up into teriyaki rice to make enough lol
My cat Luna stole most of a pan of sweetcorn, which was meant to be given to the hens. And yes, it did all come out again eventually! :-{ We hide the sweetcorn from her now.
A lot of these look like the food was just TOO easily accessible to be an accident. It seems like many of the pictures were posed and the pets given foods that aren't good for them. But for the handful that were truly accidental, they were cute.
Gosh, my cat is such a goody two-shoes, she never tries to steal food! Only if you leave a plate with some leftover sauce she might try to lick it, but even then usually after giving you a look and a chirrup first to ask permission.
The only things my cats will try to steal is freshly roasted chicken and seafood , especially prawns and cod
Load More Replies...People may think it's cute and funny when their pet "steals" their food but human food is terrible for them. In addition to the high sugar and fat content a lot of it contains garlic and onion in powder form as part of the spice blend. Garlic and onion are toxic to pets! You might get lucky once or twice but you're harming your animal and shortening its life!
I know all the Allium family are toxic to dogs but are they also poisonous to cats or any other pets?
Load More Replies...Had a cat drag a pound of salami defrosting on the counter. Across the house, up a flight of stairs, down the hall, and onto the top bunk where she proceeded to eat the entire pound while we were out for the day. I thought her belly was going to burst.
My freakin'... ninja-stealth-dog... she HOSPITALIZED herself from being such a good food-thief... not because she ate something 'wrong' for dogs... but because she ate SO MUCH she got backed up. To this day, we don't know **where** she got the food from... everything is behind something-that-requires-opposable-thumbs to open. It's like she found a - a - a bag-of-holding-food-portal.
None of these would happen if you had trained your pet correctly. Yes, I had pets before. They were not allowed in our living room, nor on the counter, or around the dining table. The cat got raw liver on Sundays and our dog got 8 pieces of toast with jam (he could count). They both sat and waited for the signal before getting to their bowl.
When my Dane was a puppy, we had just made some food and set it on our deep freezer (we don't have a lot of counter space, so we use the freezer). Left it alone for a few minutes, came back, and oh look. Guess who has his feet on the freezer, eating food? Dane puppy. Since then we use an unfolded X-pen to block off the kitchen so our dogs don't eat the whole kitchen. Seem like these people need something similar
One time I made teriyaki pork chops and left them on the counter for 5 minutes. When I came back he ate all of them and left ONE for me. Forget the rest of the family. I ended up having to chop it up into teriyaki rice to make enough lol
My cat Luna stole most of a pan of sweetcorn, which was meant to be given to the hens. And yes, it did all come out again eventually! :-{ We hide the sweetcorn from her now.