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Lyra Fortune 4 years ago

Retriever puppies are like fluff balls sent from hell, trust me 🤣

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Brigs 4 years ago

Because I am a puppy and that is what we do

20points

Mademoiselle Nat 4 years ago

So cute!!!

13points

Erek Elliott 4 years ago

He said he bit everything, expect him to eat the paper to.

10points

Perfumista Perfumista 4 years ago

truth in advertising

9points

glowworm2 4 years ago

That's not helping your case, buddy!

8points

Chabruce 4 years ago

But that sweet face!

5points

Mishte Tine 4 years ago

Awwww yaassss... awww!

5points

ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 4 years ago

HAHAHA

5points

BoredPanda is awesome 4 years ago

I just want to cuddle him right now

4points

Michael Hill 4 years ago

When I'm old enough, your sofa is toast.

3points

Raine Soo 4 years ago

Wow! You weren't kidding.

3points

Grace DuBose 4 years ago

Lol

3points

NightmaresNope 2 years ago

Including that sign!

2points

BoredPanda is awesome 4 years ago

So cute

2points

Lorelei Douty 4 years ago

He relly dose :)

2points

BoredPanda is awesome 4 years ago

SO CUTE!!!

1point

Faith Bratcher 4 years ago

That about sums it up, LOL

1point

Pearl Of the SeaWing RainWings 4 years ago

EVERYTHING

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JLaw 4 years ago

But look at his cute face!!!!

1point

Tzippora Gold 4 years ago

XDDD

1point

Mark Kitson 3 years ago

aww. it is cute.

0points

ILOVEBAMBOO 3 years ago

Um, yeah he does! LOOK AT THE EVIDENCE! another case solved. Wow, I should be a detective.

0points

Sharon Kapon 3 years ago

OMG it is so cuteee i cant handle those face

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Faith Nicole 3 years ago

Aww, hes so floofy and adorable!

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backatya 3 years ago

Dat is not a word. Learn to speak and write correctly.

0points

Lionelle Grosdemanche-dien 3 years ago

Cute little one

0points

BaDoinks BP 3 years ago

Awww he’s such a precious baby

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Journey Alvarado 4 years ago

aw !11

0points

Ané Henning 4 years ago

Awww, but he's still a puppy, that's what puppies do! XD

0points

Salty Old Woman 4 years ago

Aww, he's teething!

0points

Black Panther 4 years ago

I mean lil dawg is atleast not a liar😜😜😊😊😃😃😁😁

0points

ANNIKAH MARTINEZ 4 years ago

OH HE BIT THE SIGN THAT SAYS I BITE EVERYTHING!

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Joseph Rychetsky 4 years ago

GIVE. ME. THE. DOG.

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YONAH 4 years ago

my little brother bites chairs its ok

0points

Alyssa Linder 4 years ago

nlom

0points

Carson R Ibach 4 years ago

aw

0points

Geneve Clelland, the person who runs the group, describes it as a place that shows off and shames pets for all the silly, stupid, and unbelievable things they do. "We do not do cute pics and stories but we still love [our pets]," she told Bored Panda.

As of this article, over 100,000 people belong to the group. "Membership has expanded dramatically over the last few months since I took over," Geneve said. "I don't think there's a country which isn't represented in the group!" She thinks what unites all the members has to be the fact that everyone's pets are doing unbelievable things, just in their own ways. And a sense of humor.

#2

Oh No

Final score:

435points

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Mollie Mills 4 years ago

This is hilarious!

104points

"We also have a large number of pet owners who have rescues which also bonds them together. It makes them laugh, cheers them up, and takes away from the rest of the crap going on in the world. It's a safe group, we have a zero-tolerance policy and very strict group rules. We only want to see pet shaming in all its hilarious glory!"

According to Geneve, the most popular ways pets misbehave are closely tied with their bodily functions: rolling in poo and eating it, farting. Destroying clothes, walls, furniture, even entire rooms, are also on the list, as well as embarrassing themselves and their owners. "The exotic animals have some very strange habits. For example, we have hermit crabs, cockroaches, lizards, snakes, spiders, birds, horses, ferrets, raccoons, and scorpions which give us many hours of hilarity. The group is mainly dogs and cats though."

#3

My Doofus Of A Dog Followed The Kids To School Yesterday. Here's A Picture Of Him In The School Office, Obviously Quite Ashamed Of His Actions

Final score:

429points

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ML 4 years ago

Does not seem ashamed.

90points

Whether or not a post goes viral depends on a lot of things, like the way they're written and how guilty or proud the pet itself looks in the picture. While some things are optional, the visuals are a must. "Owners have to add a picture of their pet or we don't approve the post. We really like to see evidence of the crime committed if at all possible!"

The members are also the ones that make the group as cool as it is; they're very protective of the group and its rules. "They are quick to report and to clamp down on members not abiding by them which makes it a better fun group for everyone," Geneve explained. "It certainly brightens the admins' days and the messages and compliments we all get are quite humbling. It’s helped a lot of people with their mental health, cope with Covid, and life in general."

#4

Oops

Final score:

418points

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Brigs 4 years ago

Brilliant!! Hahahahaha

84points

#5

My Cat Apparently Brought Home A Friend For Dinner Without Asking Me...

Final score:

417points

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El Dee 4 years ago

My 'Plus One' for my dinner reservation..

108points

#6

That Look On His Face

Final score:

417points

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Athletic_Girl 4 years ago

His face 🤣😭

124points

#7

Hi! I’m Violet. My Mom Just Picked Me Up Friday From The Shelter. I Will Be 1 Next Month But I Still Have A Lot Of Learning To Do Because I’ve Spent More Than Half My Life In The Shelter. Anyway, I Earned My Kibble This Morning! I Saved Mom At 5am By Alerting Her To The Strange Dog In The Mirror!

Hi! I’m Violet. My Mom Just Picked Me Up Friday From The Shelter. I Will Be 1 Next Month But I Still Have A Lot Of Learning To Do Because I’ve Spent More Than Half My Life In The Shelter. Anyway, I Earned My Kibble This Morning! I Saved Mom At 5am By Alerting Her To The Strange Dog In The Mirror!

Final score:

414points

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El Dee 4 years ago

I'm glad so many people get their dogs from shelters now. And so good to hear that Joe Biden got one of his dogs there too - a real turnaround for THAT dog, from dog pound to White House! Lucky dog!!

144points

#8

The Look Bella Gives When She Is Told No She Can’t Go Swimming Compared To The Look She Gives When She Is Told Yes

Final score:

405points

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Athletic_Girl 4 years ago

The first photo looks like she is saying 'ruuude'

79points

#9

My Hooman Says I Need To Be Shamed Because I Like To Sit On My Couch And Bark So My People Will Come And See Me. I Don't See Anything Wrong With This I Am A Distinguished Older Gentleman And Should Be Treated As Such

My Hooman Says I Need To Be Shamed Because I Like To Sit On My Couch And Bark So My People Will Come And See Me. I Don't See Anything Wrong With This I Am A Distinguished Older Gentleman And Should Be Treated As Such

Final score:

394points

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A Cat Named Dragon 4 years ago

Such a sweet face!

80points

#10

The Hulk?

Final score:

393points

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Lara Harris 4 years ago

Are the doors in these pictures pretend? Like made from cardboard and a wooden door painted on?

83points

#11

A Very Unfortunate Situation

Final score:

389points

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chaitu cherry 4 years ago

most evil thing

93points

#12

I Have Been Looking For This Boy For 30 Minutes. I Thought Maybe He Escaped Our Back Yard... Nope He Just Getting Some Relaxing Time In The Pool Without Me!

Final score:

377points

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Suzanne Clark 4 years ago

He looks like he knows what he's doing.

98points

#13

This Is Shadow. Shadow Doesn’t Realise She’s A Sheep

Shadow thinks it’s acceptable to come in the house. She’s not housetrained and thinks my new sofa is the perfect place for a butt scratch. she thinks watching me shower is ok. She screams bloody murder any time day or night if she thinks she needs a cuddle. When she’s mad she chews the wood on the house and paws at the door. Any job around the farm takes twice as long because the idiot is interfering and in my way. But I still really love my shadow

Natalie Frampton Report

Final score:

360points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

Shadow is happy to have you... but it's obvious you are also happy to have Shadows. Enjoy your special relationship!

79points

#14

My Name Is Kai And I'm From Australia, My Mummy Says I Should Be Ashamed.....today The Old Man Who Lives Next Door Was Making Lots Of Noise So I Yelled Out Very Loudly " Shut Up!" Followed Closely By F*** Off

My Name Is Kai And I'm From Australia, My Mummy Says I Should Be Ashamed.....today The Old Man Who Lives Next Door Was Making Lots Of Noise So I Yelled Out Very Loudly " Shut Up!" Followed Closely By F*** Off

Final score:

355points

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JessG 4 years ago

This bird desperately needs a cuttlebone! he will have difficulty eating soon if that bill doesn’t shave down

189points

#15

When You Spend Ages Looking For The Dog Who Has Already Gone To Bed Without You.. And Just Ignores Your Calls

Final score:

344points

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Katy McMouse 4 years ago

He is so done with this day.

77points

#16

Larry Claims He Knows Nothing About The New Hole In My Garden.... 🤔🧐 Idk That I Believe Him?

Final score:

335points

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Athletic_Girl 4 years ago

But those eyes...he must be innocent, lol

107points

#17

He Doesn’t Need An Introduction

Final score:

325points

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Kel Gal 4 years ago

Well hello there.

98points

#18

We Recently Got A Parrot. Gizmo Loves Him And Needs To See Him 24/7. I Told Gizmo That He’s Not Allowed To Touch The Cage. Gizmo Found A Solution. I Want To Shame Him, But I Feel Like I Should Congratulate Him.

We Recently Got A Parrot. Gizmo Loves Him And Needs To See Him 24/7. I Told Gizmo That He’s Not Allowed To Touch The Cage. Gizmo Found A Solution. I Want To Shame Him, But I Feel Like I Should Congratulate Him.

Final score:

325points

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Another gizmo💙

55points

#19

Can Someone Please Tell Kevin He's A Cat

Final score:

307points

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Suzanne Clark 4 years ago

Kevin is adorable.

89points

#20

I Don’t Know Who’s Been Eating All The Flowers!!! Honestly

Final score:

302points

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Janine B. 4 years ago

Whiff flowerf? Wafn't me.

145points

#21

Haha!

Final score:

301points

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Losferatu 4 years ago

I've been there with ya buddy!

67points

#22

I Am Matilda...and I Love My Bed. This My Fur Brother..jack Sparrow Jack Shreads And Eats My Bed. I Dont Like Sleeping On The Ground. Jack Is Now My Bed. Jack Is A Nob

Final score:

295points

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Mademoiselle Nat 4 years ago

Poor Jack.

46points

#23

This Is Mouse. When We Take Him Outside For Zoomies He Forgets He Only Has Three Legs And Does Barrel Rolls Across The Lawn

Final score:

293points

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Christian Bradshaw 4 years ago

I kinda love that people underestimate how mobile three-legged dogs can be. My dog is missing a back leg, and she is FAST. And does this amazing thing where she spins in really tight circles on the rug when she's excited.

101points

#24

This Is Puck. Puck Has Been A Major Pain In My Arse For 14 Years. We Love Puck. Puck Only Loves Puck. Last Week He Hurt Himself And Couldn't Get Up. We Sobbed As We Thought He Needed His Final Car Ride. As Soon As We Scooped Him Up He Miraculously Was Fine (I Think His Hip Was Out Of Socket Until We Picked Him Up.) He Thanked Us By Snatching And Eating An Entire Pizza Off The Table Later That Same Night. Puck Is Also A Junkie And Demands His Meds Morning And Night. We Are Amazed Puck Is Still With Us. Puck Insists On Staying Around Just To Aggravate Us Some More. We Can Shame Puck, But He Has Zero Shame (See The Smug Look On His Face?)

Final score:

286points

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Gonzalo Terán 4 years ago

Now I love Puck, too...

106points

#25

Hi, My Name Is Strider. My Mom And Dad Rescued Me From A Kill Shelter A Month Ago! I Love My Mom So Much That Whenever My Dad Tries To Kiss Her, I Jump On Her To Protect Her.

Final score:

275points

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Becky Samuel 4 years ago

This is quite concerning behavior and needs to be nipped in the bud at an early stage. This sort of dog has a very hard bite and can do a lot of damage.

119points

#26

Pet Shaming

Final score:

271points

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martin734 4 years ago

Until they reach adulthood it can be very difficult to correctly sex guinea pigs, by which time they can have already mated.

66points

#27

This Little Lady Is 15 And Pretty Gassy...she Went To A New Groomer Today For Her Nails And Farted On Her Every Nail She Cut....20 Little Farts

Final score:

269points

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Bill 4 years ago

She should be proud. That's a pretty big accomplishment

91points

#28

The Joy Of Enjoying Your Sausage Biscuit Alone

Final score:

265points

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martin734 4 years ago

The look of betrayal, how could you not share?

72points

#29

She Has No Shame

Final score:

264points

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Athletic_Girl 4 years ago

The face the dog is making in the background 😭

95points

#30

My Name Is Peter, And I Eat Faces Off Of Barbie Dolls That Go Missing Under The Bed

Final score:

261points

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Hans 4 years ago

...and I bring nightmares to childen.

203points

#31

Meet Kiwi And His Child. Kiwi Is An Ungrateful Jerk Who Always Gapes And Strikes At Us. Even Though We Feed Him And He Has A Wonderful Enclosure. Well Today One Of His Children Hatched And During His First Beautiful Moments On This Earth, He Decided To Cop An Attitude. The Same Ungrateful Attitude As His Dad. Little Jerks

Meet Kiwi And His Child. Kiwi Is An Ungrateful Jerk Who Always Gapes And Strikes At Us. Even Though We Feed Him And He Has A Wonderful Enclosure. Well Today One Of His Children Hatched And During His First Beautiful Moments On This Earth, He Decided To Cop An Attitude. The Same Ungrateful Attitude As His Dad. Little Jerks

Final score:

247points

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Francis 4 years ago

they look so happy :)

74points

#32

It May Be Hard To Read, But Everyone Meet Ralphie . He’s A “Good Boy” (I’m Not Mad At Him, He’s Just A Baby, And Still Learning...i Just Wanted To Share A Laugh. He Really Is A Good Boy )

Final score:

245points

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MadDawg 4 years ago

those beautiful eyes!

80points

#33

2 Couches And A $100 Dog Bed??? Naaaa I'll Just Sleep On Mom's Head And Snore Loudly Into Her Ear

Final score:

241points

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Stephen Taylor 4 years ago

Awwww! Who can be mad at that peaceful little face. May I suggest ear plugs? 🤷‍♂️😁

70points

#34

Momma's Boyfriend Came Over Last Night. He's Been Gone For A Week And I Really Missed Him, So When They Were Curled Up On The Couch, I Rang The Bell At The Back Door. When Momma Got Up To Let Me Out, I Took Her Spot On The Couch. I Know He Likes Me More

Momma's Boyfriend Came Over Last Night. He's Been Gone For A Week And I Really Missed Him, So When They Were Curled Up On The Couch, I Rang The Bell At The Back Door. When Momma Got Up To Let Me Out, I Took Her Spot On The Couch. I Know He Likes Me More

Final score:

239points

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Kel Gal 4 years ago

Smart!

46points

#35

Please Shame This Fat Boy For Thinking The More He Smiles At Me, The More Treats He Will Receive.... And Then Thinking That If He Gets Closer To Me, It Will Work Even Better

Final score:

236points

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A Cat Named Dragon 4 years ago

It would totally work on me!

75points

#36

This Is My Boy Max. To Be Friends With The Bunny I Must First Become The Bunny!! Lol

Final score:

230points

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Dolevaal 4 years ago

I love the slightly irritated look of the bunny in the second picture.

59points

#37

When Your Dinner Is Missing 5 Taquitos And Someone Is Thirsty

Final score:

228points

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Janine B. 4 years ago

No regrets. 😂

55points

#38

Callie Gets Mad At Us When We Open Packages. Since She Get 1 Bark Box A Month, Now She Thinks Every Package That Comes In The Mail Belongs To Her. She Tried To Steal A Pakage Of Socks Right Out Of My Hands.

Callie Gets Mad At Us When We Open Packages. Since She Get 1 Bark Box A Month, Now She Thinks Every Package That Comes In The Mail Belongs To Her. She Tried To Steal A Pakage Of Socks Right Out Of My Hands.

Final score:

227points

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Katy McMouse 4 years ago

This screams "The world's most interesting dog".

90points

#39

Pet Shaming

Final score:

226points

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Janine B. 4 years ago

That's art. You just don't understand.

94points

#40

Professional Window Services

Final score:

219points

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Holly D 4 years ago

the pupper in the corner is not amused :D

67points

#41

I’m Chopstick And I Love My Walks. I Never Get Into Water Or Mud Unless It’s The Same Day Of My Bath And My Parents Have Spent The Whole Day Cleaning The House And Mopping All The Floor! It’s Not My Fault It Was Clean For Only 30 Minutes!

I’m Chopstick And I Love My Walks. I Never Get Into Water Or Mud Unless It’s The Same Day Of My Bath And My Parents Have Spent The Whole Day Cleaning The House And Mopping All The Floor! It’s Not My Fault It Was Clean For Only 30 Minutes!

Final score:

212points

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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

Not just walking through the muddy puddle but body-surfing!

6points

#42

Social Distancing

Final score:

211points

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A Cat Named Dragon 4 years ago

Such love!

42points

#43

He Fits So He Sits

Final score:

210points

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Amarédesse Gemtree, SLYTHERIN 4 years ago

does he though?

31points

#44

This Is Chaos. He Is Not To Go Into The Lounge Room And Sit On The Lounge. He Had Other Ideas. (From A Couple Of Years Ago)

Final score:

205points

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Hans 4 years ago

Admittedly, this is one crappy door.

74points

#45

Miya Found This Head On Her Walk With Our Dog Walker Many Months Ago. It’s Been Her Favourite Toy Since This Day

Final score:

205points

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Weim Central 4 years ago

Creepy as heck. The dog is adorable tho.

91points

#46

Noodles Is A Dickhead, But The Peak Of His Career Is When He Jumped In The Pellet Jar And Got Stuck. He Was Living The Best Time Of His Life, Eating As Much As He Could, While I Was Almost Crying. Luckily, Just Turning The Jar Upside Down Worked And This Bitch Didn't Got Hurt, Him And Hundreds Of Pellets Just Fell On My Bed! This Pic Went Kinda Viral In Bunny Groups And When Noodles Was Neutered, Months Later, I Told His Name To The Vet And She Asked "Isn't Him The Bunny Who Got Stuck In A Jar?" I Couldn't Believe My Little Asshole Was Famous! She Told Me She Was Proud Of Me For Not Panicking And Getting Him Out Without Harming Him, Then Noodles Took Advantage Of Our Inattention And Tried To Jump Off The Table.

Final score:

203points

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Francis 4 years ago

noodles for president!!

72points

#47

Not Even Less Than 4 Hours Later.

Final score:

198points

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Lucia Varmos 4 years ago

Certificate of achewment..

106points

#48

My Dad Was Eating Crisps The Begging Was Very Subtle, Pedro The Pug And Uhtred The Terrier

Final score:

186points

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Suzanne Clark 4 years ago

I got so intrigued by all the tats I almost didn't notice his toenails--nice finishing touch!

156points

#49

I Tried Stealing My Moms Chinese Food But Failed (I Flipped The Bowl And Got Drenched )

Final score:

184points

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Stitches 4 years ago

Getting drenched in Chinese food sounds like a good way to go out tho...

75points

#50

I Guess The Next Time I Tell #liamneeson To Go Sit Down, I Need To Be More Specific As To Where He Should Sit. Lol

Final score:

183points

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Michelle C 4 years ago

He has a special set of skills...that allows him to sit in weird places

3points

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#51

Good Morning. I’m Luke. I Ran And Got On The School Bus With My Hooman Brother. I Wouldn’t Get Off So My Mom Had To Get On The Bus With Her Pajamas And Slippers On To Get Me. She Says Shame On Me But It Was Fun. Sorry. Not Sorry

Good Morning. I’m Luke. I Ran And Got On The School Bus With My Hooman Brother. I Wouldn’t Get Off So My Mom Had To Get On The Bus With Her Pajamas And Slippers On To Get Me. She Says Shame On Me But It Was Fun. Sorry. Not Sorry

Final score:

78points

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Suzanne Clark 4 years ago

You just can't be mad at that happy face.

28points

#52

This Asshole Loves To Bite At Lumps Under The Blankets. Sometimes It’s A Hand, Sometimes It’s A Testicle.

Final score:

76points

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Francis 4 years ago

ouch!

1point

#53

My New Puppy Foofie Bean Is A Serial Sock Snatcher & Whenever I Tell Her Off For It, This Is The Look I Get! #shameher!

Final score:

73points

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Katy McMouse 4 years ago

Why do I think this dog looks like Snoop Dogg?

11points

#54

These Two Tried To Make Friends With A Porcupine! $1200 And 6 Hours At The Vet Later... This Was The Husband And Mines Friday Night Date Night...

Final score:

73points

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ツ_Itz_Your_Girl_ツ 4 years ago

oh no. poor things!

24points

#55

Gentleman Jack Offering His Services As A Waste Disposal

Final score:

72points

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El Dee 4 years ago

Why does their table have a hole in it??

32points

#56

Shame Him!!! He Weighs 180 And Has Zero Concept Of Personal Space!!! King George Thinks He's A Rat Terrier

Final score:

72points

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Francis 4 years ago

once a lap dog always a lap dog

22points

#57

Shame This Butthole For Drinking My Coffee This Morning. It Was French Vanilla

Final score:

72points

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E B 4 years ago

Great White Coffeeshark!

19points

#58

As I’m Making Dinner This Boy Was Standing At My Feet Whining And Begging For The Food I Was Cooking... I Told Him To Go Lay Down.. A Few Minutes Later I Turn Around From The Stove And See Him Laying On The Kitchen Table

As I’m Making Dinner This Boy Was Standing At My Feet Whining And Begging For The Food I Was Cooking... I Told Him To Go Lay Down.. A Few Minutes Later I Turn Around From The Stove And See Him Laying On The Kitchen Table

Final score:

71points

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Stephen Taylor 4 years ago

Well, he did what you said!🤷‍♂️😁

17points

#59

You're All Proud Of Me, Right???

Final score:

70points

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Athletic_Girl 4 years ago

Lmaooo, look, i destroyed a box of tampons! You're proud of me right

8points

#60

Hopefully He Learned From Last Year!

Final score:

70points

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Erek Elliott 4 years ago

you can pee but not poop buddy

8points

#61

Lulu, Are You Eating A Ballerina Or Is That My Darn Loofah?!

Final score:

70points

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Clara Knaub 4 years ago

Omg I didn’t know what it was until I read loofah lol

12points

#62

Loki Giving Me Attitude For Not Letting Him On The Couch. Shortly After This Picture Was Taken He Peed On The Floor #puppylife

Final score:

67points

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Valentina Lattante 4 years ago

how do you say no to that face?

25points

#63

This Is Dixie. Dixie Is Using Our Outdoor Water Bowl As Her Personal Pool. If Dixie Thinks That Springtime In Texas Is Hot, She’s In For A Surprise This Summer.

Final score:

66points

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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

So you make sure that there is plenty of fresh water for the dogs to drink all year round and you invest in a paddling pool for them to cool down in when it gets 'Texas hot' during the summer (as well as providing plenty of cooler, shady places for them to relax in).

25points

#64

This Is My Dog Bentley. This Isn't My House.

Final score:

65points

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Weim Central 4 years ago

Good thing - there's a bit of yard work to be done...

7points

#65

$230.86. In Case Anyone Was Wondering, That's How Much It Costs To Have The Vet Remove A Thorn From The Tip Of Your Dog's Penis. I Say This As Lovingly As Possible....this Asshole.

Final score:

64points

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Ulla Clicksteed 4 years ago

Sorry for dog, he is such adorable fella, but...this is hilarious! :)))

20points

#66

My Humans Bought A New House 3 Weeks Ago. The Neighbours Have Already Boarded Up The Gaps In The Fence Because Even Though I Know Them And Show Them Affection When They Visit I Scare The Hell Out Of Them When They Go To Hang Out Washing!!! Seems My Smile Is As Intimidating As My Bark. Shame Me!

My Humans Bought A New House 3 Weeks Ago. The Neighbours Have Already Boarded Up The Gaps In The Fence Because Even Though I Know Them And Show Them Affection When They Visit I Scare The Hell Out Of Them When They Go To Hang Out Washing!!! Seems My Smile Is As Intimidating As My Bark. Shame Me!

Final score:

57points

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Suzanne Clark 4 years ago

The Hound of the....

9points

#67

Shame #liamneeson For Being Sexy When We Are Trying To Watch A Film.

Final score:

56points

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Jodi BottleOf 4 years ago

That clock!

14points

#68

Ella Didnt Get The Memo That She Is Supposed To Be A 'Posh' Breed ( Pomeranian, But Really Very Hard To Tell At This Point) She Is An Adult Now And Really Hasnt Changed.. Smelly Cow Pat? What A Hoot! Kangaroo Poo? I'm In It! I Get Revenge With Her Post Bath Sulks

Ella Didnt Get The Memo That She Is Supposed To Be A 'Posh' Breed ( Pomeranian, But Really Very Hard To Tell At This Point) She Is An Adult Now And Really Hasnt Changed.. Smelly Cow Pat? What A Hoot! Kangaroo Poo? I'm In It! I Get Revenge With Her Post Bath Sulks

Final score:

56points

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JessG 4 years ago

What a cutie poop finder

11points

#69

I'm Trying To Enjoy My Morning Coffee And #liamneeson Is Over Here Like....

Final score:

55points

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Desiree Vd Broek 4 years ago

<3 #liamneeson is the cutest creeper ever!

15points

#70

Freakin Hercules! Sat On My Cake!! He Doesnt Even Care.

Final score:

54points

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Elizabeth Clothier 3 years ago

Yep. You're right, he doesn't even care.

1point

#71

“Hi I’m Sam.. A 3 Month Old Puppy Growing Like A Weed. My Momma Said I’d Get Too Big To Get Back Out From Under The Deck Soon. So I Thought About Listening To Her For Once.” Narrator: he Did Not Listen To Momma

“Hi I’m Sam.. A 3 Month Old Puppy Growing Like A Weed. My Momma Said I’d Get Too Big To Get Back Out From Under The Deck Soon. So I Thought About Listening To Her For Once.” Narrator: *he Did Not Listen To Momma*

Final score:

53points

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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

Get out the shovel and start digging...

12points

#72

I Have Not Eaten Alone In 3 Years. Also, This Is Ryder, And He Is 3 Years Old Lol

Final score:

52points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

What a coincidence

14points

#73

This Is Oliver, Highly Offended For Being Blamed For Destroying Another Rug! This Was Before I Joined This Group So He Has Not Been Properly Shamed! Oliver 3 Rugs 0

Final score:

48points

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A Cat Named Dragon 4 years ago

The rug started it...

13points

#74

When Your Wife Is A Cop And The Pups Get In Trouble!

Final score:

48points

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Chris Miller 4 years ago

Throw the book at 'em!

2points

#75

Oh How I Love My Golden.

Final score:

48points

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Stitches 4 years ago

He wanted to make his coat shiny

8points

#76

Pet Shaming

Final score:

47points

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Francis 4 years ago

and now i fart bubbles

28points

#77

Nothing Going On Here, Please, Enjoy Your Dinner. No Need To Feel Bad. Ps. I Am Peeling Asparagus. This Is Bora

Final score:

47points

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Francis 4 years ago

they see me droolin'...

13points

#78

Who Did It?

Final score:

46points

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Francis 4 years ago

one looks sad (for being busted i guess) one doesn't give a bark and the last one tries to look as innocent as possible

16points

#79

My Name Is "Not Again Cosworth" Sometimes It's "Cosworth Ffs Get Off That ". ..just As Well It Was For The Dogs Anyway..

Final score:

46points

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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

Time to choose a cabinet to thaw your meat in... and train your dog to stay off the counters.

10points

#80

Kitty Ate The Wall. She. Ate. The. Wall.

Final score:

44points

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Anne 4 years ago

Check for mineral deficiency.. if they eat drywall that can be a cause

17points

#81

Is Also Wondering About The Possibility A Bacon Treat For Doin’ Such A Heck Of A Protekk.

Dad was on a super important audio Zoom call with all of his upper management from work, but Charlie saw the UPS truck stop outside the house and decided to start borking like a belligerent f’ing maniac for about 3 minutes straight. Foaming at the mouth and everything like some sort of rabid, post-apocalyptic wolf type creature.

When asked to give a brief statement on the incident, Charlie simply borked,

“....and I’d do it again. Anything to protekk my house and my humans from the grave dangers of delivery trucks.”

Zero remorse for his behavior. Zero.

Is also wondering about the possibility a bacon treat for doin’ such a heck of a protekk.

Tracey Lee Report

Final score:

43points

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Bardhi's Dad 4 years ago

I like what he stated on his defense

12points

#82

Lulu Ran Away With The Bowl That Belongs To The Neighbor’s Dog And Politely Returned It 15 Minutes Later.

Final score:

42points

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Oskar vanZandt 4 years ago

Better get a stainless steel bowl or a used/discarded cooking pan...

6points

#83

Someone Ate The Cheeseballs. "It Wasn't Me Momma" The Guilt. The Shame. This Was 2 Years Ago But Just Found This Wonderful Group And Had To Share!

Final score:

42points

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Jayden Penzien 4 years ago

HA!! get REKT!!

0points

#84

This Is From Last Year Before I Knew About This Group! Ivy (Blue Nose Pit) Has Major Separation Anxiety And Is A Master Escape Artist... Dvds And Playstation Games Destroyed And Couch Ripped Up. Bane (Rottweiler) Doesn’t Like When You Yell At His Sister So He Sits Next To Her For Moral Support

This Is From Last Year Before I Knew About This Group! Ivy (Blue Nose Pit) Has Major Separation Anxiety And Is A Master Escape Artist... Dvds And Playstation Games Destroyed And Couch Ripped Up. Bane (Rottweiler) Doesn’t Like When You Yell At His Sister So He Sits Next To Her For Moral Support

Final score:

39points

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Stephen Taylor 4 years ago

I recommend crating them whenever you’re gone. I have an 85 lb lab/rotty mix and a 60 lb lab/doby mix. Only took one similar incident to make me realize the error of my ways!

10points

#85

Roast This Turd. This Is Lucky. He Gains Weight Very Easily. So I’ve Cut Back On His Food And Now He Acts Like His Starving. So I Wanted To Try Green Beans As Fillers, But He Hates Veggies. So I Chopped Them Up And Mixed A Raw Egg In Because He Loves Raw Egg. I Was Excited To See If It Worked. It Did Not. He Even Cleaned The Egg Off The Green Beans

Roast This Turd. This Is Lucky. He Gains Weight Very Easily. So I’ve Cut Back On His Food And Now He Acts Like His Starving. So I Wanted To Try Green Beans As Fillers, But He Hates Veggies. So I Chopped Them Up And Mixed A Raw Egg In Because He Loves Raw Egg. I Was Excited To See If It Worked. It Did Not. He Even Cleaned The Egg Off The Green Beans

Final score:

35points

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Monika Soffronow 4 years ago

Why green beans? Grated carrot will do the trick.

3points

#86

My Mom Says I Need To Wear Underwear... My Berries Keep Getting In The Way...

Final score:

33points

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Stephen Taylor 4 years ago

Unless you’re planning to stud him, the berry’s should go. It only increases his risk of testicular cancer in later years otherwise. You can verify this with your Vet.🤷‍♂️😏

33points