one cat loves me the other hates me then

If this is a "lesser known" fact, we seriously need a pet license. It's amazing how stupid people can be.

Shortens peoples lives too!

My cat loves cool, wet cloths draped on him in very hot weather. He walks around wearing it like his superhero cape.

Our old cat used to go outside, eat some grass, then come in and puke on the living room floor.

British bulldog owner here - she seriously LOVES strawberries! I could hide a brick in a strawberry and she would eat the brick too

If you have any pet, check ALL your plants for toxicity. Here's a good place to start: https://www.aspca.org/pet-care/animal-poison-control/toxic-and-non-toxic-plants

Avocado is very toxic to parrots

With medium to large dogs, you can easily tell by the number of things your dog breaks wagging their tail.

Then why do they behave like idiots until they are 3?? At least!

I love the word chonky

Right, they're getting left in the shop along with the lilies.

We do sound stupid when we walk our puppy. "Yaaaaay!" "Good boooy!". But we don't care! We love how excited he gets.

diarrhea... i confirm... oh you mean for the dog?

Whut? I can slap a stone against my knee without it hurting, and I can slap a sausage against my knee so hard that it hurts. It depends on how hard I slap!?

in that case...my cats were born bored. assholes. (but I love them)

This would be weird in the human world

I don't know what to believe. Some vets say raw bones are good for dogs, especially with keeping their teeth clean and now this vet says no to raw bones.

I'm living with the equivalent of a 65-year old man with a "mid-life" crisis. my cat's human persona would b a grey-haired man, with a small paunch, who lounges around in his boxers, yells at his neighbors for mowing their lawn on Saturday afternoons. Drinks beer after lunch while judging millennial kids and dreaming about buying a boat. (pisses in the garden despite having 5 toilets in the house) yup. that explains it.

Yeah, try number 2 with a cat. 😂 4. Call the ambulance.

My dog loves a good tugging war but I always put the rope away when we're done. I do this with a good majority of his toys (he can keep his plushies and one chewing bone) so he never gets tired of them and it's safer this way (I'm home with him all day so we play multiple times a day).

Drinking lots of water can be a sign of issues with kidneys

Disagree with the pet insurance. Even Choice Australia doesn't recommend pet insurance coz there is just too many catches, restrictions and fine print. Better to save a few dollars a week in a separate account or money box.

Grain free is also a marketing tactic coz dogs need some grains in their diet unless medically exempt. And vegan cat food should be illegal since they are obligate carnivores and can't thrive and survive without meat in their diet.

And a boop ain't a boop without a cold, wet nose.

If you value your sense of smell/sanity, never feed a dog jasmine rice. We had to evacuate the house her farts were so bad.

Toasty toes here!

I can't brush my cat's teeth. He won't let me. But, I did feed him oral care food plus feline greenies up until recently (had to change him to Rx food for kidneys) and my vet is always floored by his teeth. He is 14 now and has never once needed a cleaning or anything. The vet says, by his teeth he would have said my cat was 6, and that just from the wear. Pretty sure they think I'm lying about his age. But he was one of my foster kittens and I've had him since he weighed less than 2 lbs. I'm determined to keep him around as long as possible. Within reason of course, I wouldn't make him suffer needlessly.

Well, WHAT IS IT????????????