First I was like "ohhh boy" and then I was like "okay that genuinely made me laugh" I really hope this was a joke right?

I'm stumped as to why this funny

Boom tish...

Of course. It's a matter of pride.

I’m probably gonna repeat myself more than once here… Heartbreaking

I read somewhere that the person who created insulin didn't patent it so that it could be given to people who need it to live at no cost to them. I may not have that quite right though.

instead it'll hit a ton of plastic

My husband and I were curious a few days ago about how much rent we have paid to our current landlord. It's over 160k. The house we just found and got denied for is only 149k, lol

And when the garbage man clocks out for the day that's it, job is over till you clock back in.

Oof. Sometimes people can suck hardcore.

So true

Depends upon the cop and it depends upon the crime

Technically he only had eleven true friends. The other one was a toxic backstabber who literally sold him out.

It’s sad that we have to make jokes out of our healthcare system in order to cope with it.

theres no other way

Let me end it this way...

This is right on the nose. It was incredibly sad to see how many people really don't care about anyone but themselves

YASS!!!!!

"Every generation blames the one before..." Good song, true too.

Heavy sigh

hallelujah from leonard cohen

Harsh.

they are literally permanently embedded into your head, theres no getting rid of them

sad

A 29 year old professional footballer had a cardiac arrest last week on the pitch in the middle of an international game. You never know when people are going to need assistance.

Karma!

We are always our own worst enemy

If everyone in the train clapped their hands it wouldn't be London. It would be a Disney movie!

Totally. I am now halfway through my second health degree and my father still tells me what medical advice he got from the TV, and when I say, "No that is not correct info" he gets irritated, "I watched the thing on TV!!" Yes coz 6-8 years education on the subject has taught me absolutely nothing....What can you do...still love him...

I don’t get it why are we so upset about people who are shorter or taller or fat or skinny or just different in any way??? Snap out of it people

In Germany there is the discussion to raise it to 68 and step by step to 70.

It's also because in the US you have to pay thousands of dollars in medical bills for prenatal care and labour and delivery, even if nothing goes wrong. You also get 2 weeks maternity leave, if you're lucky. A lot of people literally cannot afford to *have* a baby, let alone raise a child.

So my lack of motivation is saving my life, got it.

So bloody true. The last couple of years has been one hit after the other and we aren't classed as poor. Struggling yes, poor no.

This is the "end 'er [the] lin"

Believe it or not, we're not all that interested in shiny rocks

This is insane I can't believe we let this happen

This is so old, and still so funny.

Because if we don’t have ice cream we know we will all die a slow horrible agonizingly painful death!!! You’re more than essential

I am a millennial (vowels are too expensive to rent) ' 'm ' m'll'n''l? (Ma'am you can't afford those apostrophes) mmllnl :(

*you're

My single beet was a little bigger, but I planted Aton of veggies - got sick and all it takes is one day of neglect for everything to die in AZ summer temps (I’m new at this). I’m surprised your little tomato turned red so soon! Don’t they stay green in early growth? But what do I know - I get oddball things in my “garden” regularly. Going to try a fall planting this year. Your tomato is adorable. Keep trying!

Wait, yay?

I love my cast iron skillet that belonged to my husband’s grandmother. It took 75 years of seasoning to perfect, and I will cut anybody who dares come at it with dish soap!