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Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She's Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta

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831points

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Denise Stark 7 years ago

You're a good dude. Awesome.

225points

Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith

Final score:

830points

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S Missions 7 years ago

How weird is it that we are ok with Aerosmith playing outside, but we aren't ok with someone playing Auerosmith outside :)

254points

My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest

Final score:

803points

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NIMDA 7 years ago

AWWWWWWwwwwWw

177points

So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie

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jetmastergames 7 years ago

That. Is. Wonderful.

195points

Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This

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762points

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ChubbySquid 7 years ago

Omnomnomnomnom

148points

Mackenzie Katrenya 7 years ago

omnomnomnom is right. and awwwwwwww so cute

7points

Ilya Ditkovskiy 7 years ago

This is FireFox actively looking for users

51points

Stefano P 7 years ago

Awesome 😂

0points

Ben Smith 7 years ago

"oh, I'm sorry sir. I thought you were dead."

36points

Virgil Blue 7 years ago

"Soooo. Any chance of sparing a finger or two? No way you need 10 of em. Maybe just a toe?"

21points

Monika Przymuszala 7 years ago

'You're drunk human, let me take you back home'

29points

CelSlade 7 years ago

'Dude, the 29's coming, that yours?'

17points

Hellysal 7 years ago

Weird, I'm reading this riding the bus nr 29. And the guy is nowhere to be found. Maybe it wasn't his after all.

2points

Joanna Huang 7 years ago

Wait, if he passed out, how come he had the sense to take out his phone and take a pic when he woke up? My first reaction would be to scream, try to shake it off, and get bitten.

11points

DancingToMyself 7 years ago

He was probably seen the Red fox before. :)

3points

Martina Třešková 7 years ago

Poor thing probably just thought she found a catch of the day when - oops - the catch woke up :D

9points

Ana T. 7 years ago

"come with me , you are my dinner"

8points

Pandola 7 years ago

beautiful fox...

7points

Star Simpson 7 years ago

Lmao!! Thought you were left for dead apparently! Lol!!

6points

Esté 7 years ago

What a beauty!

6points

Weeping Willowz (WeepingWillowz) 7 years ago

The fox be like: ummmm.... go back to sleep... I'm totally NOT dragging you back to my den as my food. (S**t s**t shittttt)

5points

June Pixeld 7 years ago

The transit buddy system at work:hey buddy ure bus is coming!

5points

Allie Orona 7 years ago

You have a quest!

4points

Robert La Rock 7 years ago

Ah-ooh! Werewolves..er.. foxes of London! Bet this guy knows what the fox says... 😉

4points

Katelyn De Freitas 7 years ago

Hey buddy, quick get up, animal control is coming

3points

Linda Gulley 7 years ago

You PASSED OUT in public? Dude, get help. That is dangerous and stupid.

2points

Lorrie Shelley 7 years ago

Ambitious little guy!

2points

Sanchit Jain 7 years ago

is that a fox?

2points

N G 7 years ago

Yes, foxes are common in urban areas, here in the UK

9points

Wyndmere 7 years ago

Dragging him out of the path of the train; that's a good samaritan fox. A very rare breed.

1point

Markus McCloud 7 years ago

Foxes - Also known as "Forest Corgis". :)

1point

David Gowers 7 years ago

Come with me if you want to live!

1point

McKinley D'Aigle 7 years ago

aww...that fox is so,well,foxy cute. it is so rare to see them where I currently reside (around Lafayette Louisiana),that,after seeing one a couple of times, I almost thought it was some totem,like my spirit guide or something crazy. Then I spied it with its mate and thought it was so neat to see them stick together. Sadly, I haven't seen them since Hurricane Rita struck so many years ago. I'd like to think they're still out there beating the odds and dodging any yahoos with guns.

1point

Dr. Incognito 7 years ago

cute doggo, nice doggo, wait its a nice foxy. WAIT WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY

1point

Benski Trenkins 7 years ago

No question dude: surrender those pants!

1point

Agnes Jekyll 7 years ago

Wow. He's literally pulling your leg.

1point

Gwen Johnson-Brown 7 years ago

Looked like breakfast, to him...

1point

Joelle Jansen 7 years ago

"You still alive bro?"

1point

Sunny Liu 7 years ago

" Oh, no! He is not dead! My dinner is gone! "

1point

Alexandra Lee 5 years ago

"Oh...you, aren't, dead? My apologies..."

0points

Phoebe Tang Tung 5 years ago

So cute!

0points

John Bradley 5 years ago

You are mine, now. Feed you to my hungry cubs.

0points

Nikolina Kalajdžić 5 years ago

So, what did the fox say?

0points

Britt-Liz Hayward 6 years ago

Ha ha ha ha..........

0points

Anna Johansson 6 years ago

Excuse me sir, is the stop to the forest?

0points

Emmy Funke 7 years ago

Proper wake-up call then..

0points

Katrin Richter 7 years ago

You sir, I would like to talk to you about our Lord and gnaviour...

0points

Ann Bernacchio 7 years ago

Check this out Kerry!😍😂😘

0points

Beth Bonniger 7 years ago

Love this

0points

Patrick Farley 7 years ago

pretty sure it's just an animagus

0points

RaVen Sequoia 7 years ago

Cute

0points

Rae Wadley 7 years ago

ahh...too sweet

0points

Sally Drury 7 years ago

Just trying to cover up your feet.

0points

Charles Laster 7 years ago

Rather overoptimistic fox!

0points

Arlene engel 7 years ago

He or she must have wanted your blanket or clothes

0points

Ashiah Rainwing 7 years ago

Fox want yo' pants.

0points

Allana Rose 7 years ago

Good thing this guy wasn't too big or you might have been eaten! Maybe he thought you already dead so he was scavaging!

0points

Kevin Perry 7 years ago

Attacked by a wolf!

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endelbendel 7 years ago

Danger, rabies.

0points

Lynn Hussey 7 years ago

Wow..you REALLY should think about where you're going to pass out...lolol Personally, I think this little guy was trying to help get you back on your feet...lol.

0points

Debbie 7 years ago

Sure you're ok?

0points

Pat 7 years ago

In the USA would be a coyote instead of fox. I think I would rather it be a fox.

0points

Richard Petch 7 years ago

Local police dog dragging you off to the cells.

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Jeannie Carle 7 years ago

But I NEEEEED this blankie for my babies!!!!!!! <3 <3

0points

Mónica Elisabeth Sacco 7 years ago

Come on, boys! Got a hugh piece of meat here!

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Beth McFadden 7 years ago

S'ok if I make a snak outta yoo?

0points

Katy Burgess 7 years ago

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH would have been my response. Foxes be crazy.

0points

Meowoui 7 years ago

You are all mine.

0points

Samantha Robinson 7 years ago

What does the fox say?

0points

Morgan Dalglish 7 years ago

Awww

0points

Tamira Lasky 7 years ago

😍

0points

Susan Levett 7 years ago

Sad there are foxes in the city 😩

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MrGosslet 7 years ago

Shame he was just trying to protect you. Like a cub.

0points

Hanne Andersen 7 years ago

Hungry Fox 😄

0points

Nicklas Linder 7 years ago

So... What did the fox say?

0points

Richard Carr 7 years ago

WOW.

0points

LoneWolfie 7 years ago

So cute :3

0points

Stinkypie Ticklebum 7 years ago

Cheeky Vixen!

0points

Tailsdollmaker 7 years ago

yummy! your pants must taste good! XD

0points

Susan Gardner 7 years ago

Oh sh*t

0points

Marrion Carstairs 7 years ago

Hey wake up. That's my spot. - Fox

0points

Laura Bucaria 7 years ago

Tally-ho!

0points

Ie Va 7 years ago

Seems she needs help

0points

TC 7 years ago

Well..You must be cold blooded.

0points

Claire 7 years ago

Best hope it's not crack fox

0points

Wendi Nichols 7 years ago

Taking you off yo his burrow for his hibernation dinner

0points

Emmy Funke 7 years ago

So he was peckish, what you find you get to keep....!

0points

Tamás Polyák 7 years ago

And what did he say?

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Shinomi Chan 7 years ago

"Oh shi* I thought you were dead."

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Aunt Messy 7 years ago

Trying to drag your corpse to a private place.

0points

Lynn Lee 7 years ago

Awwwwww

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Cassiel Magem 7 years ago

Damnit! He's not dead yet

0points

Nancy E 7 years ago

My favorite wild animal ,the fox, can come & get me anytime.

0points

Megan Spainhour 7 years ago

He wants you to pet him

0points

Pamela Grove 7 years ago

Well what do you expect when you pass out in public places? You're lucky this is all it was, it could have been FAR FAR worse.

-1point

Andrew Kaiser 7 years ago

This looks fake.

-1point

nks 7 years ago

I would take it home ;)

-2points

Olivia W 7 years ago

No lol

0points

Kjorn 7 years ago

What does the fox say? Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho! Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!"

-3points

Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden

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743points

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jetmastergames 7 years ago

lovely, I want one.

91points

I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other

Final score:

737points

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Pandola 7 years ago

they love you...lovely couple

241points

So I Woke Up To This Out Front

Final score:

587points

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Lara B. 7 years ago

Ever heard of Alfred Hitchcock's movie "The Birds"? he he

300points

#10

Woke Up To This

Final score:

573points

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Luca Gotta 7 years ago

Oh god I want this in my apartment. HAIL SAURON

210points

#11

My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed

Final score:

453points

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Vlad Horobet 7 years ago

Hovering cat, preparing for landing. Clear the LZ.

173points

#12

After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone

Final score:

447points

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jetmastergames 7 years ago

that's when an Aussie would go: "Maaaaate, those coppers are frickin' LEGENDS"

112points

#13

Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This

Final score:

437points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

now it's too late...

258points

#14

Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl

Final score:

436points

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Jon Sleeper 7 years ago

"What? I wasn't doing nothing..."

145points

#15

Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind

Final score:

420points

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John L 7 years ago

The family used to camp out at Cades Cove a lot. Every night we were visited by bears and skunks, who owned the place, looking for left-overs. Park Rangers had to change out the trashcans every other year, because the bears would figure out how to open them and help themselves. They were just part of the scenery. :D

54points

#16

I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts

Final score:

417points

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Ellis 7 years ago

Well at least she looks comfortable

123points

#17

Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader

Final score:

406points

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Cat Meow 7 years ago

If you don't want this invader, please sent him my way

144points

#18

My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool

Final score:

394points

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Jon Sleeper 7 years ago

Whoa. Hippos are dangerous, too.

112points

#19

So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants

Final score:

389points

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Lara B. 7 years ago

Kids are so lovely!

101points

#20

My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle

Final score:

385points

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Christopher Burzell 7 years ago

I'm betting something spilled, no one cleaned it up, it grew fungus, and the snails are all eating it along the outer edge.

106points

#21

Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don't Own A Cat

Final score:

375points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

Now you do..seems to be a nice one

163points

#22

I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don't Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die

Final score:

373points

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nanashi 7 years ago

this is how you become a cat person. the cat chooses you.

220points

#23

Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor

Final score:

367points

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Lara B. 7 years ago

Well this is scary o.O

128points

#24

So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing

Final score:

356points

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Lara B. 7 years ago

"It wasn't we! We doesn't know anything about it!"

119points

After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map

Final score:

342points

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varwenea 7 years ago

At least you know where you were and how you got home

105points

#26

Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today

Final score:

337points

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Pandola 7 years ago

Ducks can't keep a secret...

255points

#27

My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This

Final score:

333points

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Lara B. 7 years ago

Kiss him. He's a Prince :)

122points

#28

My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada

Final score:

319points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

Knock Knock--- "Who's there?" - Winter!

172points

#29

Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep "Under The Stars". He Woke Up To This

Final score:

309points

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d bradley 7 years ago

so, bacon for breakfast

53points

#30

Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up

Final score:

300points

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Janice Foster 7 years ago

Awww, that's so nice!

110points

#31

Woke Up This Morning To This

Final score:

282points

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John L 7 years ago

Let me guess. You fed one of them yesterday, correct? 😜

128points

#32

Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate

Final score:

280points

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thedaydreamer 7 years ago

My preciousssss...

51points

Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This

Final score:

272points

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Joanna Ostrowska 7 years ago

Pumba:)

154points

#34

Opened My Eyes This Morning To This

Final score:

268points

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Virgil Blue 7 years ago

"Mission impossible team plays in the background"

8points

#35

I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting "It's Christmas It's Christmas!" I Look Outside And See This

Final score:

262points

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Sanchit Jain 7 years ago

atleast the guy was earing something... cud have been much worse

61points

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Aidan Pite 7 years ago

One time I woke up and saw that the toblerone on my nightstand was all melted and smooshed, but there was no melted chocolate on anything anywhere else. Couple minutes of cunfusion later, a chocolate-covered cat walked by.

16points

Karolina Kobylarska 7 years ago

#10 In what country police is bringing you home to your own bed when they find you drunk as f*ck? :D I need to know. Or who are they if it's not police?

6points

Roselyn Park 7 years ago

Australia, mate!

15points

Amanda Harker 7 years ago

Australia! Where we don't put '*'s in the middle of our swear words :D

4points

Lillukka79 5 years ago

They do that in Finland if one can give their adress, it's not too far and they aren't violent.

0points

Brinna Rhys Bell 7 years ago

#59 That crow looks taxidermied...

3points

Lou Zehr 7 years ago

I left this in the refrigerator one night for my wife to find in the morning. She was not pleased. Fridge-Rat...7ee650.jpg

1point

Tim Graham 7 years ago

OK they're funny, but 95% of them are just lifted from other sites. State the original artist, don't claim it as your own.

1point

Matilda Uebel 7 years ago

49 Just open the door a little and grab it, carry it outside and let it go. It's easy, and their pecks are hardly felt so it's no problem.

1point

Carmen Martin 7 years ago

Jeez, doesn't anybody lock their doors anymore??

1point

Renée Baldwin 7 years ago

That white doe is awesome.

1point

Kiki Brown 7 years ago

Once I got woken up by lots of strange sounds coming from outside. My housemates and I finally got the courage to look what was going on and when we opened the door to look outside...and there was some drunk guy who had split open a huge bag of foam beans (for stuffing in bean bags) and he was lying in the front court yard making snow angels and rolling around in it. We just left him to his own devices :)

1point

Bob Caldwell 6 years ago

Several of these pictures are further proof that drinking to excess is a bad idea.

0points

Keith Fagan 7 years ago

#150 is a girl, and she's pregnant...

0points

Lou Zehr 7 years ago

I left this in the refrigerator at night for my wife to find in the morning. She wasn't pleased. Fridge-Rat...a52ff8.jpg

0points

Christa Carter 7 years ago

#26: Talk about "frog prince"! #27: News travels fast in that neighborhood. In fact, it travels by air mail!

0points

Amanda Harker 7 years ago

Highly amusing!

0points

Catherine Smith 7 years ago

These pictures with my morning coffee just made my day! Thanks for the smile on my face!!

0points

Rogue Crawford 7 years ago

Better than someone woke you up with chainshaw (pranking)

0points

Nora 7 years ago

This was pretty fun to look at!

0points

Abderrahman Ghouli 7 years ago

people should stop drinking lol

0points

Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago

I love these lol

0points

Bailey Coulter 7 years ago

One time i woke up to me holding a knife to my bros stomach. He was trying to wake me up for aomething and i guess the stuff i was doing in my dream i done in real life and pulled the knife i had under my pillow. He didnt get hurt but it scared the f**k outta me

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Aidan Pite 7 years ago

16points

Karolina Kobylarska 7 years ago

#10 In what country police is bringing you home to your own bed when they find you drunk as f*ck? :D I need to know. Or who are they if it's not police?

6points

Roselyn Park 7 years ago

Australia, mate!

15points

Amanda Harker 7 years ago

Australia! Where we don't put '*'s in the middle of our swear words :D

4points

Lillukka79 5 years ago

They do that in Finland if one can give their adress, it's not too far and they aren't violent.

0points

Brinna Rhys Bell 7 years ago

#59 That crow looks taxidermied...

3points

Lou Zehr 7 years ago

I left this in the refrigerator one night for my wife to find in the morning. She was not pleased. Fridge-Rat...7ee650.jpg

1point

Tim Graham 7 years ago

OK they're funny, but 95% of them are just lifted from other sites. State the original artist, don't claim it as your own.

1point

Matilda Uebel 7 years ago

49 Just open the door a little and grab it, carry it outside and let it go. It's easy, and their pecks are hardly felt so it's no problem.

1point

Carmen Martin 7 years ago

Jeez, doesn't anybody lock their doors anymore??

1point

Renée Baldwin 7 years ago

That white doe is awesome.

1point

Kiki Brown 7 years ago

1point

Bob Caldwell 6 years ago

Several of these pictures are further proof that drinking to excess is a bad idea.

0points

Keith Fagan 7 years ago

#150 is a girl, and she's pregnant...

0points

Lou Zehr 7 years ago

I left this in the refrigerator at night for my wife to find in the morning. She wasn't pleased. Fridge-Rat...a52ff8.jpg

0points

Christa Carter 7 years ago

#26: Talk about "frog prince"! #27: News travels fast in that neighborhood. In fact, it travels by air mail!

0points

Amanda Harker 7 years ago

Highly amusing!

0points

Catherine Smith 7 years ago

These pictures with my morning coffee just made my day! Thanks for the smile on my face!!

0points

Rogue Crawford 7 years ago

Better than someone woke you up with chainshaw (pranking)

0points

Nora 7 years ago

This was pretty fun to look at!

0points

Abderrahman Ghouli 7 years ago

people should stop drinking lol

0points

Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago

I love these lol

0points

Bailey Coulter 7 years ago

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JenniferDaniels 7 years ago

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