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#2

1918 Netflix

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Susie Elle 8 months ago

If this were the case I'd watch Magic Mike at least once a day.

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Normally, we recognize that we've messed up only after it's a bit too late. But according to studies, brain farts are detectable by head scans up to 30 seconds before the occurrence of the mistake.

So why do our brains betray us in such awkward, embarrassing ways? Seth Slater, M.F.A., who's a former dolphin trainer for the U.S. Navy, thinks it is because our routines are easy to disrupt.

#3

Only 2-Maybe 3

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Diolla 8 months ago

Oh, the burn.

100points

#4

Wow They Don’t Speak There?!?!

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Sebby's Mama 8 months ago

Good thing she wrote it in all caps so we know how seriously she considers this matter lmao

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#5

On A Facebook Italian Cooking Page

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Andrew Keir 8 months ago

Either way, it's Virgil on the ridiculous

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"Context shifts – really just simple changes in circumstances – can throw the best of us for a loop," Slater wrote.

"We are often especially prone to the disruptive influence of a context shift when we are attempting to perform a chained behavior – one in which completion of each individual behavioral link becomes the cue to perform the next behavior in the series."

#6

There Is Always Somebody

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Andrew Keir 8 months ago

It's actually an advert selling cows, seen from the other side

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#7

Guys The Mother Also Got Pregnant At 18

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Id row 8 months ago

you-the-po...8f2720.jpg

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#8

I’m Tired Of This

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Andrew Keir 8 months ago

Get a grip !

128points

#9

This Is Another/Rare Insult

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Weirdo with Internet 8 months ago (edited)

Came for the whoosh, stayed for the insult

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When our behaviors are well established, they often fall into well-worn neural grooves.

Familiarity signals to the brain it can downshift as an energy-saving measure, which makes us susceptible to glitches born of inattentiveness.

However, Slater reassured us that we humans are not alone in fouling things up when a brain fart lets fly.

#10

Nice This

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Auntriarch 8 months ago

Dad joke alert!

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#11

Ah Yes… Cunningham

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 8 months ago

There's always one trying to be a smärtarse that will fall for it.

115points

#12

Cats Are So Dense

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Andrew Keir 8 months ago

That's what the cats *want* you to think...

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megasmacky 8 months ago

Cats aren't capable of complex thoughts like that. See what I did there?

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Norm Gilmore 8 months ago (edited)

A 5kg cat actually weighs about 80kg at night if I'm any judge of the one that sleeps on my bed...

18points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 8 months ago

Why are you sleeping on the cat's bed?

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Tom Brincefield 8 months ago

Cat Gravity. They absorb sunlight and convert it to a localized gravity field. That's why the spend so much time in the sunlight and it's so hard to move them when they are lying on your lap.

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Lex <3 (they/them) 8 months ago (edited)

uhm actually... 🤓☝🏼/j

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Adrian 8 months ago

When they walk on your delicate areas in the middle of the night it's like hundreds of pounds per square inch...

12points

Cecil 8 months ago

So true

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Adam Zad 8 months ago

None of those cats are standing.

12points

Kiss Army Premium 8 months ago

That was my first thought too... LOL!

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 8 months ago

We are gods. We can break anything. It's funny to see the faces our soft can-opener makes.

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Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ 8 months ago

core-ean

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Knitting Panda 8 months ago

I was waiting for this.

1point

cj be like 8 months ago

'if it fits, i sits'

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Sandra Morrow 8 months ago

This is the comment I came here for.🤣

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Rayne OfSalt 8 months ago

Those are polymorphed dragons.

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Joshua 8 months ago

Jumped from an airplane while skydiving. Cut away the shoot and then landed on all 4's like the badass superheroes they are. Obviously, all this was very tiring, so they proceeded to take a nap.

3points

Beeps 8 months ago (edited)

I actually honestly believe that cats can turn gravity up and down to suit them. I mean have you ever picked up a cat who doesn’t want to be picked up? They can make themselves really heavy if they want to.

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Michael Parker 8 months ago

In my experience, cats are the single most heavy object in the universe.

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Jeevesssssss 8 months ago

Not one of those cats is standing.

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=._.= ™ 8 months ago (edited)

Actually, nerd, they are lying in the hole

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Warpath81 8 months ago

Nine lives are heavy. I'm suffering under the weight of just one

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Dragons Exist 8 months ago

But those cats aren't standing

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me McG 8 months ago

"It's been pre-disastered. We're going to be safe here."_Garp

2points

Stymied Egan 7 months ago

I wanna know who is dropping all the cats?

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Shirley Heyn 8 months ago

And yet, not a single cat is standing. . .?

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Jaynie-bear (she/her) 8 months ago

Uncultered burnt toast!

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somnomania 8 months ago

cats are all asgardians, is the only conclusion i can make from these photos

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Stephen Hutchison 8 months ago

The one with the awning was used as a meme for "this is a polymorphed dragon pretending to be a cat."

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elfin 8 months ago

Cats are as heavy as they want to be. They can also be liquids if they so choose.

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randomhungryhamsterperson 8 months ago

this is what happens when u have to many deepfriend sardines

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FROGLET 8 months ago

No s**t, sherlock

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Puppy Dancing! 8 months ago

Cats are actually a projection of hyper intelligent beings into this dimension (not white mice).

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Book Nerd (she/her) 8 months ago

The one just sleeping on the broken glass looks like my kitty!!

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okpkpkp 8 months ago

lol, again.

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Stephanie Barr 8 months ago

My vote is for dragons shapeshifting as cats to avoid detection.

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Will 8 months ago

Lol

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Luke 8 months ago

That’s the kid from ‘kid vs cat’ nd the rest of the world

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Nonna_SoF 8 months ago

It's a well demonstrated fact the cats cab control gravity.

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Dragon Mom 8 months ago

They don't stand, they lie in it, DUH!

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Rocket Surgeon 8 months ago

The last cat is whispering "Superhero Landing"

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Jahl 8 months ago

Dragon Mystique

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Javelina Poppers 8 months ago

You haven't seen our cat.

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AngelWingsYT 8 months ago

My crushed foot begs to differ. My oldest becomes a BRICK when she wants

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KillerKiwi 8 months ago

No fückin s**t Sherlock

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#13

Um, Have You Guys Ever Heard Of Metallica?

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Shelli Aderman 8 months ago

I WANNA BE IN THE SCREENSHOT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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"In teaching tasks to animals in my former career as a dolphin trainer, I regularly witnessed the behavioral backstepping that is a normal and predictable part of any learning process. No one learns overnight, dolphins included," he said.

"But even fully trained dolphins who had become experts at performing all sorts of tasks occasionally experienced mental glitches. Interestingly, dolphins react to such moments with as much surprise as we humans do to ours."

#14

Women Don’t Know The Pain

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 8 months ago

Noooo...not the dog!

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#15

Also Avengers Infinity War

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Sephora Black 8 months ago

Whoosh!

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#16

There No Last Digit

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Andrew Keir 8 months ago

there is no sense of humour in Beantwoorden either, it seems

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#17

M I L K

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CP 8 months ago (edited)

If it is only 2% milk, what does the other 98% consist of?

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Slater explained that when making a misstep during a series of routine behaviors, dolphins often pause mid-task, clearly aware they’ve done something odd.

Some of them even whistle or squeak in acknowledgment of the awkward moment! Others might slap a pectoral fin against the surface of the water in mild frustration. And a great many of them slip beneath the waterline to expel a cloud of air from their blowhole in what looks, truly, like a world-class brain fart of epic proportions.

#18

Mother Is A Word By Itself

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Scott J 8 months ago

Is everyone commenting about "mother" OK here? I see a post about a book that makes you cry.

35points

#19

Poor Kid

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JoMeBee 8 months ago

Good lord, the Onion has been around for how long?? And people still get their panties in a wad over it??!?

179points

#20

I'm Not Sure If He Was Joking Or Not

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BebeR 8 months ago

Tagged 'wholesome' LOL

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#21

Somebody Would Be So Dissapointed

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Leeds Lass 8 months ago

Is 'disappointed' spelt wrong on purpose?

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Hopefully, this knowledge and the pictures you've been scrolling through will help you recover from your own brain farts quicker. They happen even to the best of us.

For more whooshes, fire up our earlier articles on this subreddit here and here.

#22

How Does People Not Get It?

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Andrew Keir 8 months ago

But I suspect that the dogs will interpret what they see, according to the rules they know? It's called 'theory of mind'

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#23

There's Always This One Guy

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CP 8 months ago

The platypus is a mammal.

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#24

You Can't See Me

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Mark 8 months ago

I can't see anything, can someone tell me what the image is?

93points

#25

He's A 19 Goddammit

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kath morgan 8 months ago

They’re just not that into you.

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#26

They Forgot To Put The Dehydrated Water In!

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Andrew Keir 8 months ago

Amazon's choice ???

36points

#27

"That's A F**king Horse"

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JoMeBee 8 months ago

Who's to say what the critter identifies as??

78points

#28

Ice Spider

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Castles 8 months ago

With ones like these you never know if they are joking or not lol

72points

#29

There Was No Attempt To Understand

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Sonja 8 months ago

I see Vsauce, I like. They should have watched the video before commenting, but they might have learned something. Couldn't risk that of course

4points

#30

R/Thathappened Back At It Again

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Regina Holt 8 months ago

same with conservatives

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#31

That’s A Yikes From Me Dawg

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DRMAGDN 8 months ago

Bro has put his own sour dust on it

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#32

You Don’t Say

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Dan 8 months ago

63 Earths can fit inside Uranus, 64 if you relax.

78points

#33

I’m Alive And This Didn’t Work For Me

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Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶 8 months ago

“Basically” it isn’t basically called breathing, it is breathing

20points

#34

Making A Meme With No Text?

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Andrew Keir 8 months ago

or, white text?

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#35

I Like Walmart

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Mark 8 months ago

Not t0 be a buzzkill but that seems to be a M26 Pershing

32points

#36

Nah, Maybe Around 6

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Mark 8 months ago

Ironically, most aboriginal people living in the Outback are gathered around Alice Springs, which is about where the bottom of Italy is

11points

#37

He Must Be Metaphisically Fun At Parties

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Robert Millar 8 months ago

What an absolute dimboid.

17points

#38

I Think This Was On The Onion. Hilarious

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Brier Random 8 months ago

Pretty sure it was on Clickhole and not The Onion. *Pretty* sure…

16points

#39

Who Owns A Planet?

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Brian Hawley 8 months ago

David Bowie did

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#40

I Never Knew That In My Life, Ever

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Anonymous Fox 8 months ago

But his dad works for the Avengers! He told me that they're gonna make a movie about Door Man, the superhero who walks through open doors.

18points

#41

Saw This In Insta Today

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Anonymous Fox 8 months ago

But English is read left to right, making it "Soma Ulte".

9points

#42

Npc Behavior

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Andrew Keir 8 months ago

We can't start having misinformation on YouTube ...

26points

#43

Nothing To Be Said Here

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Lunaofthenest (She/they) 8 months ago

I don't get chess references but I do get when someone is making a joke so at least I have that.

17points