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Nobody is exempt from having a brain fart. People are far from perfect. And the subreddit 'Woooosh' is an excellent example of this.

This online community with 1.1 million members shares pictures of folks missing the joke so badly that they sort of became one with the bit, adding to the hilarity of the moment.

Sometimes our gears turn slower than others fire their wit. But in the end, it's all part of the fun.

#1

Get Your Facts Straight!

Get Your Facts Straight!

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HTakeover
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "mmmphpmnh" 'cause they're still trying to drink it through the straw.

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UKGrandad
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even the 'correction' is wrong: Frankenstein was not a doctor, at least not in Mary Shelley's original story.

ElfVibratorGlitter
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup! I'm actually one of the annoying people who say, you mean Frankenstein's monster? I think his name was frank.

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HelmGrass
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

imagine that.. a health club called "Frankenstein" ... that be funny

Cosmikid
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"For the last time" - is as delusional as anyone else here! Not gonna happen!

Jules (they/them)
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Victor Frankenstein did not have any kind of credentials that would classify him as a doctor. He was a college student with a very poor sleep schedule and even poorer mental health, and he was a pathetic whiny privileged boy with enough arrogance to think himself a god but not enough common sense to not make his creature the way he did (read: poorly). However despite all that, the book is great. Highly recommend. Sincerely someone who spent months analyzing the book for an English class.

mysterious(all pronouns)
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Frankenstein was a sad little self-pitying fool. Frankenstein's Monster however? Would absolutely thrive in any literature class.

JayWantsACat
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As annoying as it may be for some, Frankenstein's Monster has widely been known as just Frankenstein for a very long time. Just like many people call tissues Kleenex and whatnot. Get over it, FFS.

Pamelot
Community Member
1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your point is well taken. You nailed it.

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Joseph Stillman
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

to be fair, most people think the monster is named frankenstein, and technically it is because he is his creator's ¨son¨ but the creation refers to himself as adam

Justin Tyme
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The statement could be referring to the person who built the monster.

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    #2

    1918 Netflix

    1918 Netflix

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this were the case I'd watch Magic Mike at least once a day.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, a travelling group of players sounds like more fun than Netflix!

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was slow because of the two-bit connection. (A quarter of a connection, cheap modem?)

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hehehe. Oh Conan! Conan actually is really smart, but why would a comedian make a joke?!

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also accepted orders by postcard.

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    Normally, we recognize that we've messed up only after it's a bit too late. But according to studies, brain farts are detectable by head scans up to 30 seconds before the occurrence of the mistake.

    So why do our brains betray us in such awkward, embarrassing ways? Seth Slater, M.F.A., who's a former dolphin trainer for the U.S. Navy, thinks it is because our routines are easy to disrupt.

    #3

    Only 2-Maybe 3

    Only 2-Maybe 3

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    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also pretty ignorant, the conclusion said he has at least two bones, which is 100% correct, with suggestion for the existence of a third one, which is also 100% true, and no one does it say they limit the possibility of having more bones, which would also be proven correct. That idiot didn't just understand a joke, they clearly showed they have no idea gow scientific research works. Because yes, the above comment was a joke, but also a very proper example of how to develop a hypothesis and conduct a simple research, while coming to a true conclusion.

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alternative hypothesis: my bones are unbreakable. After interpretating the data, the conclusion is I have at least two breakable bones.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely an area that needs to be studied

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    LuckyL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and if you're in the right mood - 207

    TheElderNom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to think (not seriously, but still on some level) that I was unbreakable. I've been in a lot of accidents but nothing broken. In the last two years I've broken my leg twice, three individual breaks, from such dangerous activities as crossing a lawn and walking home from work in winter.

    Hey!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Astrophysics is not a field where you count bones; I would be weary too. s/

    Justin Tyme
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An astrophysicist is not a medical researcher.

    Binky Melnik
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far all of the entries have been terrific jokes. How tightly are these nimrods wound that they can’t take a joke? I imagine that when someone says “Knock, knock” to them, they respond with “You don’t SAY it; you rap your knuckles on a door. If you had any friends, you’d know this.”

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omgawl! You don't SAY it...... Hahahahaha. Thank you for this. 🤗

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    Gustav Gallifrey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that's impressive! A career in astrophysics, with only a 4th grade education!

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many people on the internet who don't seem to understand what a joke is. Most people I know would have recognized that as a joke and laughed.

    Suzie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So your a rocket scientist... That don't impress me much

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    #4

    Wow They Don’t Speak There?!?!

    Wow They Don’t Speak There?!?!

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    Sebby's Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing she wrote it in all caps so we know how seriously she considers this matter lmao

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The repeating of the joke is the only acceptable response to this, lol.

    maswartz
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how you can tell they copy pasted the temperature because it's not in all caps.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That repeat just makes me crack up so much.

    Rob D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does a person whose handle alludes to a fictitious horned, horse, miss the abstract that badly?

    Mike K
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another acceptable reply would have been "WELL UNICORNS AREN'T REAL EITHER!" The all-caps of this response is required.

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    AngelWingsYT
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must suck to not have a funny bone

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    #5

    On A Facebook Italian Cooking Page

    On A Facebook Italian Cooking Page

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either way, it's Virgil on the ridiculous

    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *groan* I'm upvoting you, but I'm bloody mad about it.

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    Blondie23
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    never explain the joke... if they don't get it just let them be out there with their stupidity for all of us to bask in!!!!

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some are limited and can infer no joke when one was clearly intended.

    Alison Welles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure I would've wasted my time explaining this

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dontcha just hate having to explain a joke? Takes out all of the fun.

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    "Context shifts – really just simple changes in circumstances – can throw the best of us for a loop," Slater wrote.

    "We are often especially prone to the disruptive influence of a context shift when we are attempting to perform a chained behavior – one in which completion of each individual behavioral link becomes the cue to perform the next behavior in the series."

    #6

    There Is Always Somebody

    There Is Always Somebody

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually an advert selling cows, seen from the other side

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hello and welcome to MOOZ, for all your bovine needs"

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original joke is so hilarious, I just love the idea of it being subtitles.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought of the old car commercials with the kid that whispered "Zoom zoom". I think they were for Mazda.

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahaha I like it as car talking...lmao zoom zoom

    Nonna_SoF
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵 He was just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright. 🎵

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    #7

    Guys The Mother Also Got Pregnant At 18

    Guys The Mother Also Got Pregnant At 18

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    Ms Dodo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caption here seems to be a bit... off?

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A classmate of mine had a baby at 13 with a guy in the same French class. She was a beauty.

    Xenia Harley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually had a student with a mom who was 14 years older than him...

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's almost like that's the point of the joke

    JayWantsACat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that morons like that get upvoted is so wild to me. There were at least 199 people just as dumb, or at least as clueless.

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should've said Captain

    Paul Brown
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need to send him to college!

    Chelsea McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are we having cogendered sleepovers. Those things are wild enough with a few children of the same sex let alone people with a different set up. Real or not it's asking for trouble.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, honey. Couple of notes for you: not every child/teen is interested in the opposite gender. Young people are, sometimes, homosexual! Or bisexual! Co-gendered sleepovers are no less "trouble" than same-gendered sleepovers, by YOUR rubric. As an aside, not every child/teen is interested in sex/sexual activities. Some are asexual. Some are aromantic. Some are more interested in playing Smash Bros. or Settlers of Catan than getting up to sexual shenanigans. I hate to even bring my own life experiences into it, but when I was 13, I was the only girl at a friend's birthday sleepover. There were 10 or so of my friends/classmates, all male besides me. It did not turn into a sneaky gángbang. No one even touched me. We were just friends. We all played Magic: The Gathering until my friend's mom caught us at 2am and made us go to sleep. The only "gendered" difference was that my friends (chivalrously, lol) insisted that I got to sleep on the couch while they all slept on the floor.

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    #8

    I’m Tired Of This

    I’m Tired Of This

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    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would take me too long cause I'd get too Tired

    Doo Wiki
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for the whole tread of comments.

    Tamra
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These jokes have no traction.

    HTakeover
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could do it in a day if I wanted, but I'm two tired.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn it with fire! Stone it!

    Diolla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes aside, this is a terrible idea, imagine cleaning it afer spilling a milkshake :-D

    Nancy Lynch
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad they didn't use snow tires.

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever is served on this table will have a high Michelin rating

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    #9

    This Is Another/Rare Insult

    This Is Another/Rare Insult

    CoolFuels Report

    Weirdo with Internet
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Came for the whoosh, stayed for the insult

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA!! "uncultured burnt toast", that's even better than my oft used "Muppet incarnate"

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    ravn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shall add "uncultured burnt toast" to my repetoire...

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody doesn't know how to spell "you."

    gilded panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uncultured burnt toast is my new favorite insult

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a touch of irony in "burnt toast " coming up with half-baked comments.

    Purple_bio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that insult, i will forever use and save for the right moment

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    When our behaviors are well established, they often fall into well-worn neural grooves.

    Familiarity signals to the brain it can downshift as an energy-saving measure, which makes us susceptible to glitches born of inattentiveness.

    However, Slater reassured us that we humans are not alone in fouling things up when a brain fart lets fly.

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    #10

    Nice This

    Nice This

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    Heather W
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's funnier in Sean Connery's voice

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …is that a really bad attempt at censoring the subreddit name?

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a book worm the joke made me smile.

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy must have dropped a whole encyclopedia set on himself

    Bewitched One
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MaximumKarma, I was just about to comment that it's even worse because it's on a joke subreddit lol

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    #11

    Ah Yes… Cunningham

    Ah Yes… Cunningham

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    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sadly true, people would rather die than help but are always ready to make fun or mind fart (except here, love you BP fellows <3) kissou-pan...a30f86.gif kissou-panda-65f96cda30f86.gif

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't matter what you call it, it works. IRL too.

    Jeevesssssss
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

    Vedette Aecus
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Corollary to Murphy's law ... at the worst possible moment

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    #12

    Cats Are So Dense

    Cats Are So Dense

    Zb0kn Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what the cats *want* you to think...

    Norm Gilmore
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A 5kg cat actually weighs about 80kg at night if I'm any judge of the one that sleeps on my bed...

    Tom Brincefield
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat Gravity. They absorb sunlight and convert it to a localized gravity field. That's why the spend so much time in the sunlight and it's so hard to move them when they are lying on your lap.

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When they walk on your delicate areas in the middle of the night it's like hundreds of pounds per square inch...

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    None of those cats are standing.

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We are gods. We can break anything. It's funny to see the faces our soft can-opener makes.

    Joshua
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jumped from an airplane while skydiving. Cut away the shoot and then landed on all 4's like the badass superheroes they are. Obviously, all this was very tiring, so they proceeded to take a nap.

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    #13

    Um, Have You Guys Ever Heard Of Metallica?

    Um, Have You Guys Ever Heard Of Metallica?

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    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I WANNA BE IN THE SCREENSHOT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    DRMAGDN
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a musician, if I got paid in any more exposure I would be completely naked

    Smiley MG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Naked? Only??? Not skinned alive to shriveled bones and stringy muscles?? Hmm.. You still need more exposure...

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    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stranger Things really might introduce Metallica to more young people. There is strong possibility.

    Charles McChristy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, I've had kids ask me if I know who Metallica is. Most kids wear t-shirts because they like how it looks, not because they've ever listened to the band.

    Cecil
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It means that the point flew over somebody's head

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    Mez77
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still my favorite Metallica song. https://youtu.be/3MRx4LpYbQ4?si=9GFQsyXYI3SiLIme

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    "In teaching tasks to animals in my former career as a dolphin trainer, I regularly witnessed the behavioral backstepping that is a normal and predictable part of any learning process. No one learns overnight, dolphins included," he said.

    "But even fully trained dolphins who had become experts at performing all sorts of tasks occasionally experienced mental glitches. Interestingly, dolphins react to such moments with as much surprise as we humans do to ours."

    #14

    Women Don’t Know The Pain

    Women Don’t Know The Pain

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    Rayne OfSalt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two hoaxes in one. There's no such thing as "del units of pain" and labor contractions are not the equivalent of 20 bones snapping at once.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a school where Del is the worst bully, units of his inflicted pain are measured and delivered at his discretion.

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    volcanic_larva3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "there is nothing more painful than giving birth" accidentally left clicking on your barely alive MC dog instead of right clicking to feed him the meat:

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it was Carol Burnett who said that giving birth was like taking your bottom lip and pulling it over your head.

    Alison Welles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And some british comic who said: "Put an umbrella up your a*s. Now OPEN IT."

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    somnomania
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i've accidentally killed my dog in minecraft AND have also had my pubic joint slip out (which is my 10 on a pain scale). the dog is nowhere near that bad.

    Letizia R
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what feels to accidentally kill your dog in minecraft R.I.P sam (yes i name them)

    Belandriel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a unit for pain is utter BS

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pain's gonna be even worse now with actual dogs added

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me snort-laugh my coffee. Fortunately, I have not yet gotten dressed for work.

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you ever given birth tho?

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But have you killed your dog in minecraft?

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    #15

    Also Avengers Infinity War

    Also Avengers Infinity War

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    Chihuahua Mama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe you watched it in the wrong order? Try alphabetical

    Alias Fakename
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how according to the set up of the other 2 posters, Jasmine is the villian of Aladdin

    William McDonnell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HA! NO WONDER! X-Men doesn't belong in that trilogy! LOL!!!

    Ravioli
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf I didn't understand the joke was about poster colors

    Luke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How dumb can ya be to spend hours thinking so

    Dragon Mom
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the left, we can see users of force, both Jedi and Sith. On the right is the story of Han Solo and Princess Leia (princess and a con). You're welcome.

    O_circularbeing_O
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WAIT DONT 4GET THE STRANGER THINGS POSTER

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    #16

    There No Last Digit

    There No Last Digit

    Marinmj Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there is no sense of humour in Beantwoorden either, it seems

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't speak Dutch, but I would say that looks like the past tense of something like "to answer". I will now look it up... (live learning here, folks!)... it does in fact mean "To answer", so I guess that button means "Reply" in Dutch.

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    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chuck Norris can recite pi to the last digit

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chuck Norris once punched pi so hard, it broke and now we know the last digits of pi

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually it is, pi finally figured it itself out some years ago

    elfin
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a last digit if you just look at it backwards.

    Warpath81
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your iq is an imaginary number

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, how do we know that there's no last digit? 🤔 And, how do we know that the universe is infinite? 🤔 Has anyone ever tried to find their ends?

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤚✌️🥧..... "desert? anyone?"_Hannibal

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    #17

    M I L K

    M I L K

    Mckinleyion , BitzelYT Report

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it is only 2% milk, what does the other 98% consist of?

    volcanic_larva3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    W̴̬̫͊̋H̵̥̊Ö̷͍́O̸͚͉͒O̶̜̮̅͘O̸̱͖̕͘Ó̵̟͙Ȯ̷̥̒Ơ̶̱͉Ô̴̦̩͊O̵̗̍͋O̵̺̍O̵͙̅͜Ö̶̦O̷̱̲͊̿O̶̹̽́Ő̵͔O̷͛͜͜O̴̬̦̿Ś̵̳̈́Ḩ̷̈́̾

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that actually worked, you'd get pure fat... That sounds delicious...

    Dane
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a comment on the meme itself, but I feel "2% Milk" is very misleading to the buying public. It is a measure of milk fat. "Whole Milk" is only 3.5%. I feel people see 2% but think "98% less", so I am not sure 2% would be as popular if it were labeled "57% Milk".

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and you still only use 2% of your brain.

    Flora Porter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just thinking it through for the hell of it, wouldn't 100% milk fat be butter?

    B Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2% milk is 100% milk with 2 % butter fats, whole cream is like 26 or 30% butter fats, butter is like 60% I can't tell if the comments here are sincere or jokes so just throwing it out there.

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    Slater explained that when making a misstep during a series of routine behaviors, dolphins often pause mid-task, clearly aware they’ve done something odd.

    Some of them even whistle or squeak in acknowledgment of the awkward moment! Others might slap a pectoral fin against the surface of the water in mild frustration. And a great many of them slip beneath the waterline to expel a cloud of air from their blowhole in what looks, truly, like a world-class brain fart of epic proportions.

    #18

    Mother Is A Word By Itself

    Mother Is A Word By Itself

    ChristenMercado Report

    Scott J
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is everyone commenting about "mother" OK here? I see a post about a book that makes you cry.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a similar one where someone said the book that made them cry was a certain physics school book, and the actual writer responded to it by saying "tears of joy no doubt" :)

    Two_rolling_black_eyes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an old stream and people have started cutting off the reply. The author, Vollhardt, replies "must be tears of joy". I find it funny because some organic chemistry had his alerts set up just to do the joke.

    Stephen Hutchison
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, they carefully blotted out the names and images of the people on the thread. Then, they left in the name of the person that was being replied to in the Replying to ___ string.

    Puppy Dancing!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that book, teaches you how to make artificial flavours, laughing gas and TNT.

    Nosirrow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read a book about a Spanish woman trapped in Afghanistan. She went there willingly, twice. Lost her passport, couldn't leave for several years, finally contacted her sister and she got her and two children out. But the woman's Afghan husband had to stay. She lasted a month or two in Spain, then went back to Afghanistan with the kids. Got stuck again and again had to be rescued. I just can't.

    two-sided llama
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh I’m so confused where is the mother or the wrongly corrected joke

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    #19

    Poor Kid

    Poor Kid

    KirbyPlanetRobobot , TheOnion Report

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good lord, the Onion has been around for how long?? And people still get their panties in a wad over it??!?

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf it's hard to distinguish the onion's fake articles from the real ones nowadays...

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    Pandamanda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love that people still want to take The Onion seriously, even after they've spent DECADES publishing satire online!

    Maim
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.... for him to see this post he'd most likely be subscribed to The Onion, no? So hopefully he'd know it was satire? Imagine him reading everything on there going "oh damn"

    volcanic_larva3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    someone get their dad lol😭😭😭😭😭

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Onion has been around a lot longer than you know. It started as a satirical print newspaper in Madison, Wi.

    Shinebright
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t get it please explain

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so I'll start by saying that "The Onion" is a satire site and this isn't a real article. But the joke is that the parents wanted the kid to be born at 2:22 to match the 2/22/22 date, and then were upset when the baby didn't comply. The person responding appears the think the article is real.

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    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, in Europe 22/02/2022 at 14:23 (I know, I know!)

    Alison Welles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy should not have kids -- he's humour impaired

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    #20

    I'm Not Sure If He Was Joking Or Not

    I'm Not Sure If He Was Joking Or Not

    Valoriem Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A failure to sever prompted them to sharpen the blade again.

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    🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely the best joke I've seen in ages!

    William McDonnell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... I've heard this one. Gimme a minute, and I'll remember that punchline!

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They decapitated their asses.

    #21

    Somebody Would Be So Dissapointed

    Somebody Would Be So Dissapointed

    ZhonyaLorilei , florinpop1705 Report

    Leeds Lass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is 'disappointed' spelt wrong on purpose?

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "F" in "reason" is the explanation for why JavaScript is the way it is.

    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The S in Javascript stands for shıtty.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the 'f' in conservative stands for funny

    mulk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "E" in Javascript is in ECMAScript...

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    we don't give advice on where to buy d***s

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    Hopefully, this knowledge and the pictures you've been scrolling through will help you recover from your own brain farts quicker. They happen even to the best of us.

    For more whooshes, fire up our earlier articles on this subreddit here and here.

    #22

    How Does People Not Get It?

    How Does People Not Get It?

    Puia-Lusei , ShwrThght Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I suspect that the dogs will interpret what they see, according to the rules they know? It's called 'theory of mind'

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked at the daycare, I told the kids I wouldn't be there the next day. My mom was coming to visit, and I was going to stay home and clean the house. At pickup time, four year old Kristal told her mom, "Teacher isn't coming to school tomorrow. She has to clean her room. Her mommy's making her." I've always loved how Krystal took what I said and fit it into her world view.

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    Mustafa Kiziroğlu
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never started a fight in my life but I want to hurt Ned.

    Shelli Aderman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Ned should “Learn” a thing or two about spelling… 🤣

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do dogs who've never had to hunt think about what we provide for them as having been "hunted"for?

    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dogs think food appears magically in boxes and cans that refill while they aren't looking. My job is to hand them the food, and if they ever figure out how to open cans then they may try to knock me off...

    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But dogs aren't aware of the going to the store and trading currency for food (unless they go to the store with you but even then)...just that you left and came back with foods. LEARN. Haha

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    #23

    There's Always This One Guy

    There's Always This One Guy

    chefsanji_r Report

    CP
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The platypus is a mammal.

    Lem Johnson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tha platypus is what happens when Gods get drunk

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    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, has nobody else seen the majestic cow lay its precious clutch by the moonlight? Pfft. Ignorant fools.

    Alias Fakename
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how they don't say "cows don't lay eggs" or something like that, they say "aren't cows mammals" meaning THEY'RE NOT SURE WHETHER COWS ARE MAMMALS OR NOT

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the reverse of the on a 'World's Dumbest Pranksters' once where a woman pranked her son's girlfriend on Thanksgiving by putting a Cornish Game Hen in the turkey. She had the girl help with dinner by asking her to remove the stuffing from inside the bird. The girl discovered the hen and freaked out because the turkey had obviously been pregnant when it met its demise. What was even funnier was that one of the commenters was also taken in by the joke!

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trolling the urban residents, a common passtime for rural residents, just as trolling rural residents is a common passtime for rural residents.... people just like trolling each other dont they.

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    #24

    You Can't See Me

    You Can't See Me

    LatoriaBenjamin Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see anything, can someone tell me what the image is?

    2DB
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something about a book that makes you cry...

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    Penguin Panda Pop
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The four horsemen of invisibility is a white screen? I don't get it. You'd expect a picture showing 4 things, but nope, just a blank screeen.

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And i thought its something wrong with my phone that am seeing white space and no 4 pictures

    Chelsea McKee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who lied about seeing a gold dress.

    Bookworm5000
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's the guy in the bottom left?

    Jesha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's John Cena. He did this bit in WWE wrestling where he waved his hand in front of his face and went YOU CAN'T SEEEE ME. His delivery was classic.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a gag. I think they only pretended to post the pictures.

    Stealthzilla
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t see it but I’d bet anything that John Cena is on there

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    #25

    He's A 19 Goddammit

    He's A 19 Goddammit

    Celebrationk Report

    AngelWingsYT
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They may be 19 now but they WERE a 10

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nineteen year olds are often thicker than they seem.

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "A 10" refers to someone's appearance, most often used by males in reference to "hot" or "sexy" females. Saying something like "She's a 10" would mean that the woman was thought to be exceptionally hot/attractive. In this above case, OP is trying to tell whomever they're messaging that they think they're very attractive ("U is definitely a 10")

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    Jaynie-bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiots of the world texting edition presents... DUMB PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTANDING FLIRTING ATTEMPTS!!! 😂😂

    Luke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Think about it dude’ ws the moment which got him rethinking tht move on her😂😂

    Giraffy Window
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I can't be complimented with math either.

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    #26

    They Forgot To Put The Dehydrated Water In!

    They Forgot To Put The Dehydrated Water In!

    Wolfer7098 Report

    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "gag gift" right in the description!

    mulk
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "* people found this helpful" ahahahahahahah

    Javelina Poppers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for warning me so I don't get ripped off like I did with the Blinker Fluid.

    ThatG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did I seriously just swipe left to look at the rest of the ads photos? 😑🫠

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't belong in here, I'm pretty sure the commenter was joking, and the people who found it helpful, actually found the comment funny and that's why they upvoted.

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is possible, but it is wrong to post a joke 1 star review. The rating gets calculated just the same.

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    Natalia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of money for a prank!

    UncleJon_TheMadScientist
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget your Dyhydrogen Minoxide bottle, avaliable at Amazon: https://a.co/d/2hTE7CZ

    The Abe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Excessive dihydrogen monoxide can be dangerous" XD XD

    Knitting Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know someone who died from drinking too much of it.

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    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "3 people found this helpful" WOW SUCCESS!!

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    #27

    "That's A F**king Horse"

    "That's A F**king Horse"

    Meowplayz Report

    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who's to say what the critter identifies as??

    Veronica Monell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be horse-boy not cowboy haha

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, ackshley, it's throat is feeling much better.

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original joke is really bloody good!

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats only because 'horseboy' doesn't sound as good

    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither would you after a night of rapturous yodeling. 🎶🎵🎶🎶🎵🎵🎶🎵

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    #28

    Ice Spider

    Ice Spider

    YourLocalNek0 Report

    Castles
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With ones like these you never know if they are joking or not lol

    Marianne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the girls who saw a sprinkler and were amazed that someone had a rainbow machine in their garden. :D

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶My power flurries from the mirror to the dooooooor🎶

    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a side note: how incredibly pretty does that look!

    Elina Wachtmeister
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I just want a spider with a tiny ice palace of frozen webs. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

    MushroomHead22
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "does this guys" - bro you already proved the point you were dumb. Just end the comment there.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was the spider wearing an icy blue dress? 😁

    Joseph Stillman
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *toby maguire spider man theme plays at max bass

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    #29

    There Was No Attempt To Understand

    There Was No Attempt To Understand

    DevoidNoMore Report

    Sonja
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Vsauce, I like. They should have watched the video before commenting, but they might have learned something. Couldn't risk that of course

    Victor Manteca Hierro
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Five minutes later you stop the car, and the policeman just got retired and the fine just expired.

    Stephanie Barr
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a conversation once with my quantum physics teacher (seriously, this happened) that I wasn't convinced that objects couldn't go faster than the speed of light. He said, well, we've never seen anything going faster than the speed of light. I said, "But, if it's going faster than light, you wouldn't see it, would you?" "That's a good point." And that's what I love about scientists. Challenge even their most cherished theories and they'll not immediately discount it without data.

    Victor Manteca Hierro
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Objects can't go faster than the speed of light, because mass increases with speed, and at the speed of light, mass is infinite and cannot be mass anymore. In order to preserve the mass and energy ratio of the universe, it's become energy way before. And the fastest form of energy, which is electromagnetic waves (this is, the diverse presentations of light) travel at the speed of light.

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a movie in driver's ed that showed what happens when you hit a pedestrian at 114,004,827 mph and I think I'll risk the red light ticket

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    #30

    R/Thathappened Back At It Again

    R/Thathappened Back At It Again

    Leticia_lh Report

    90HD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ^Proof the left has no sense of humor^

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    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kid just said, "Mommy, maybe it's because people are too insecure to pose questions theirselves and therefore pose these inquiries with their children as a cover. Pretty desperate, if you ask me."

    KillerKiwi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg, my rabbit just said the same thing!

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    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carter - Reagan debate, 1980 ---"I think to close out this discussion, I think it would be better to put into perspective what we are talking about. I had a discussion with our daughter, Amy, the other day before I came here to ask her what the most important issue was. She said she thought it was (nucular) weaponry, and the control of (nucular) arms,' Carter said. (Carter never could pronounce nuclear. Amy was 12 at the time)

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amy got into an Ivy League school, and I could easily have given a similar answer at 12. Ironically, Jimmy is the only president with first-hand knowledge of nuclear power, but this makes me think of Homer Simpson correcting somebody by saying "Nucular. It's pronounced Nucular."

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    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4 Year olds should definitely not be on Twitter, although she makes a valid point. 😉

    Jp@nda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but what did you say to make her cry like that?

    brittany
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all my four year old cares about is puzzles, goldfish crackers and air guitar

    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was three, my dad had me going around yelling "Do your very best, Spiro Agnew!" and doing the Fish Cheer from Woodstock ("Gimme an F! Gimme a U!" Etc) It was 1970

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    me McG
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vsauce and a kid spoon = done and done.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More often the other "party"

    Rizzo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this kid crying? Get some candy and put on cartoons for crying out loud. I can't look at this. Dammit!

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    #31

    That’s A Yikes From Me Dawg

    That’s A Yikes From Me Dawg

    Byefrd Report

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the noble gummy worm, being returned to its natural habitat for the first time in over 50 years.

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure I know this person! He is an expert eye-roller and interrupts conversations with record setting speeds.

    #32

    You Don’t Say

    You Don’t Say

    Fragrant-Ad5271 Report

    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    63 Earths can fit inside Uranus, 64 if you relax.

    Mimi La Souris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    always, it always makes me laugh, I am incurable :D

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    Regina Holt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe we should have used bananas instead of football field

    LooseSeal's $10 Banana
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Slaps Jupiter* you can fit so many earths in this bad boy.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I enjoy how the second statement is also a huge understatement. "Several" lol you can fit at LEAST ten. (ps. if anyone is curious the actual answer is 1,321)

    TotallyNOTAFox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, he's technically correct anyways

    Lady Miss Pie
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the Psych episode when Shawn says “There are over four….hundred stars in the galaxy” 🤣

    BPisaddictive 🇮🇹 🤌
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are more hydrogen atoms in a molecule of water than stars in our galaxy

    YTK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna know what can’t fit in Jupiter? Your obliviousness

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    #33

    I’m Alive And This Didn’t Work For Me

    I’m Alive And This Didn’t Work For Me

    lavenet Report

    Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Basically” it isn’t basically called breathing, it is breathing

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's literally breathing" probably would have been equally annoying.

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    Jaya
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 90s, "een dag niet geademd, is een dag niet geleefd" was very popular amongst teenagers in the Netherlands.

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    #34

    Making A Meme With No Text?

    Making A Meme With No Text?

    JeramStanford Report

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    #35

    I Like Walmart

    I Like Walmart

    Pexal_YT , gbtiepolo1 Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not t0 be a buzzkill but that seems to be a M26 Pershing

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mark, never apologize for being pedantic. These peasants need to learn.

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    JoMeBee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that it has the orange tip so no one mistakes it for a real weapon. I guess that was the giveaway for the person who replied...

    Jay Cee
    Community Member
    1 month ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way cops react nowadays it pays not to take chances.

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    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2 kids side by side equals one adult right?

    Ms.GB
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought my friends boys inflatable tanks that float in the pool and the guns shoot water....It was a hilarious afternoon 🤣 They have adult size and my husband wanted one too lol.

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    Natalia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only they made them in adult sizes...

    Adrian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you tell from that pic?

    Fat Harry
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always said that if my horse were a car he'd be an M1 Abrams tank.

    Dan
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ikari warriors flashback!

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    #36

    Nah, Maybe Around 6

    Nah, Maybe Around 6

    Raisrwin Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, most aboriginal people living in the Outback are gathered around Alice Springs, which is about where the bottom of Italy is

    Michael None
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does this person really think Australia can steal the Mediterranean Sea, seriously? Sound more like a job for the British museum.

    Rusty (He/They)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean like the person commenting do this isn’t really wrong, There are towns like Winton, which literally have a population of 100 people. Also a lot of towns on the inland way from Winton to cairns have a population of 4 people. Like just a family is a town. I kid you not.

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And most of the venomous creatures on the planet !

    #37

    He Must Be Metaphisically Fun At Parties

    He Must Be Metaphisically Fun At Parties

    frbluhme Report

    Ross “Sarcastic Dad”
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't know the goal was to make my memes metaphysically funny.

    YTK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU’RE METAPHYSICALLY NOT FUNNY

    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "metaphysically not funny"... maybe this person is actually funnier than we think

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    #38

    I Think This Was On The Onion. Hilarious

    I Think This Was On The Onion. Hilarious

    Adelman01 Report

    Brier Random
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure it was on Clickhole and not The Onion. *Pretty* sure…

    CK
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But alas, we have no way of knowing. No little detail could possibly give it away.

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    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Jonah got into Mensa. Good luck to your nephew, though

    LuckyL
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one point, he was the youngest child.

    BPisaddictive 🇮🇹 🤌
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an italian comedy actor once said: Meet Andrew, the tallest dwarf ever, he's 1,70 m

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    #39

    Who Owns A Planet?

    Who Owns A Planet?

    iamJoeyTribbiani , its_menieb Report

    Charlotte Sandoval
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't Mormons own planets when they die?

    Timbob
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you write without punctuation ?

    #40

    I Never Knew That In My Life, Ever

    I Never Knew That In My Life, Ever

    hoalish Report

    Anonymous Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But his dad works for the Avengers! He told me that they're gonna make a movie about Door Man, the superhero who walks through open doors.

    Wintermute
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't even make sense. Anyone can walk through an open door. Did you mean closed door? Or are you just trying to show off by pretending you know famous people like OPs dad?

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    #41

    Saw This In Insta Today

    Saw This In Insta Today

    theartisticdemon Report

    Anonymous Fox
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But English is read left to right, making it "Soma Ulte".

    Jess Ovo
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I still on my own when there's a soma ulte for everyone? :(

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    #42

    Npc Behavior

    Npc Behavior

    ObjectiveLong5367 Report

    Andrew Keir
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can't start having misinformation on YouTube ...

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made me laugh at least 5 times before work today. Well done, I tip my non-existent hat to you.

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    #43

    Nothing To Be Said Here

    Nothing To Be Said Here

    Corgiboi666 Report

    Lunaofthenest (She/they)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get chess references but I do get when someone is making a joke so at least I have that.

    laura lee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The knight is still making the correct "L" shape move (2 spaces same direction then 1 to left or right) but just showing extra steps that would make a "W" for the funny

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The knight does move like that when it moves in a w because it doesn't take no Ls