Honestly, if it were possible I think they would

But cheese isn’t naturally orange yellow. Americans add red food dye.

Well, that comment aged well . . .

*Cease. Reading books might help with these errors.

I wonder if they are even aware that you cannot see Big Ben in that picture, only Elizabeth Tower.

I mean, the real sommeliers spit out the wine after having tasted it. Given that children have better taste buds than adults, it could be a good idea.

Did he also deliver a bucket load of fava beans, and a crate of Chianti?

This one actually could have been cool if real. Auction off the first doses to help pay for the rollout for us normies.

Really I wouldn’t be shocked if he actually said that

While this one is satire it wouldn't really surprise me if the much more militant and extremist segment of vegans would actually make such an argument.

I demand Flying Spagetti Monster representation!

When you can't see the real moron

Every time I read news about Trump, I am genuinely not sure if it’s satire or not

Trust me I’m a “parent”? How is this not a parody page?

But the scariest part is that the poster thinks this is a travesty. Of course a white woman should be treated exactly the same as a black man. The fact that they think it is a miscarriage of justice, I have no words.

Didn't he have to reload a couple of times? Sounds like the black Lab was just asking for it.

TRUMP IS AN IDIOT LOL

I would agree this one seems dangerous, way too many people that take things like this seriously.

No respect for the president? I wonder why?!

Haha if you think animals haven't been launched into space to die before you've got another thing coming...

Not a James Bond fan? Then why, pray tell, are you so invested in commenting on something about James Bond?

You know it'd be Andy Serkis to play the worm, not Bale.

In my case, a Bible was a weapon. I got disowned when I was 16 but before I was thrown out of the house, my bat sh*t crazy cousin threw the Bible at me and hit me on the head. I hope she has multiple concussions for the rest of her life.

Which part of "unbelievable" did they confuse themselves with?

Well... judging by some people’s’ dubious mask wearing technique....quite a large chunk of the population is ‘just stupid’

I wouldn't be surprised if they did. People are crazy and a lot of them are racist idiots.

This is obviously fake. Where are the bible-bashing Christians throwing tantrums that they are "totally the nicest and bestest Christian"? 🤣

This is just disrespectful to 90s actor Leonardo Dicaprio who drowned during the making of Titanic

😄😄😄😄😄

"Wasting your time on Twitter"? Inconceivable!

Given the Tory's callous handling of free school meals.......

Excuse me, I have to go start a bonfire

Bloop bloop covering up comments scroll on pandas!

I hate when people use "could of" instead of "could have."

They couldn't put it on the internet if it wasn't true.

The way some people drive, this could actually be a good thing

Having seen how some dumb Americans estimate the death toll of 9/11 to be "around 3 bln", I wouldn't be surprised to see that some people actually believed that headline.

Now you say it, the resemblance is uncanny!

Oh crap, I too am married to a former teenager. Hope the feds don’t find me.

You should work for WHO

Yes, I'll have the baby back ribs, and make sure it was a white baby.

if they chopped him in half, that would bring a new meaning to "halftime show"

He should sue them for false imprisonment. He is obviously too tall to be the Ripper.

Every year that movie becomes less of a comedy and more of a documentary...

Please, people, check the source BEFORE you comment. It's The Onion.

Oh please, it's common knowledge that Rammstein wasn't only the first metal to fly into space but they were also the first germans on the moon

"Florida employing a Predator instead"

The Jedi Order.

At the same time bulletproof backpacks are real.