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Have you ever noticed a person driving a really expensive car but acting out on the road? What about knowing someone who criticizes what others are wearing and thinking that it’s actually cool to judge? What about carving on trees and thinking that they are badass?

People online are pointing out things that are actually more like being a douchebag than being cool. User u/finleyg113 of the Reddit group dedicated to asking all sorts of questions asked “What do people think makes them look cool, but actually makes them look like a douchebag?" And by the looks of it, people definitely think that certain things should be labelled as ‘douchebag’ and not ‘cool.’ Below are 39 brutally spot-on things about this topic.

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#1

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group People who tease guys for drinking “girly drinks”. If a guy wants to drink a Strawberry Daiquiri let him drink it in peace.

You know what is manly? Drinking whatever the f*** you want without giving a s*** what people think.

garry4321 , Heidi Walley Report

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#2

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Driving around residential areas too fast in cars with really loud engines and those exhausts that go BANG BANG BANG all the time. They look like nothing other than inconsiderate a***holes.

blackcurrantcat , Richard Report

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The amount of decibels produced compensates the lack of inches in a certain area.

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#4

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Handing a homeless guy a ten dollar bill and posting it on Youtube

semnotimos , Johal Report

#5

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Blasting music in public transportation without headphones.

idontlikeflamingos , Ratana Limnararat Report

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely not cool!! Very annoying and disrespectful to everyone!! Please don't do that!

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#6

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Vandalizing rocks, trees, etc. in parks and nature preserves. It takes you out of the experience when you’re scanning a gorgeous landscape and your eyes land on ‘butthead + dingdong forever’ in bright colors

Clevercapybara , waferboard Report

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vandalizing in general is not cool! Whether it is a landscape, a monument or a private property

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#7

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Declaring themselves to a an 'Alpha-male', 'High Value Women' or anything like that it.

It screams immaturity and lack of self awareness.

AtomicMonkeyTheFirst , Mohamad Khosravi Report

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Manuela Martins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you have to declare yourself whatever, you are most certainly whatever not.

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#8

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group It's just a prank bro, It's just a prank! - said by every douche about to get their a** kicked because they pushed too far.

insomniacRA , Fake Pranks TV Report

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There's a difference between a prank and violent attacks or building contraptions to hurt people. I still can't see the fun in shoving a cake violently in someone's face, especially when that person is wearing glasses.

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#9

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Gatekeeping a fandom or hobby. “You aren’t a real fan of XYZ band if you started listening to them after this album”, “You’re not a real beer drinker if you don’t like IPAs”

02K30C1 , Matthew Kalapuch Report

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iblowsheep
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You're not a real asshole if you don't bash everyone who has a different opinion than you

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#10

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Doing something nice for someone and video taping it for clout.

VoodooMoose- , Danny Duncan Report

#11

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Undermining a person everytime they try to talk.

My ex did this to me and the amount of confidence I've lost is terrible. Still recovering after 3 years. Teasing someone when they gather guts to talk in a group and then laughing is useless. Cannot explain how badly it hurts

quietbeing15 , Brooke Cagle Report

#12

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group The line between joking and bullying can be a thin one, and a lot of douchebags either dont see it or they just dont care.

TRA157 , Helena Lopes Report

#13

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Using a cellphone in public on speaker.

cryptoengineer , Ivan Radic Report

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Miss Frankfurter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My answer to that would be to join in the conversation with just one sentence while walking by the window. Dont make your calls public. The public will be tempted to join in.

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#14

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Wearing name brand clothing just because it has the brand written all over the clothing, for everyone else to see.

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#15

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Supporting a celebrity that doesn't give a s**t about your existence online to the extent of bullying and name calling people who don't worship that celebrity

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Susan Green
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Enough of this piece of trash. Can we just pretend she doesn’t exist anymore?

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#16

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Picking on someone in a group and trying to get everyone else to laugh at them. Not in a hey! everyone’s joking around kind of way- in a being a nasty piece of work and embarrassing the person kind of way.

OnemoreSavBlanc , Jed Villejo Report

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Requiem
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My friends would do that to me growing up and Id usually kick their ass for it. I was actually bullied as a kid by the "cool kids" so I didnt tolerate it from friends. We have been friends since 92

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#18

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group That whole “I don’t give a f***” attitude online where people just hate everyone and be super edgy, it doesn’t make you look cool, just makes you look like a d***.

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Confused Flamingo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw someone actually make a poll for self harm online....thankfully people have the sense to not vote or interact with it and talk to the person

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#19

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Spitting in public or indoors (this happens in my school, it’s disgusting)

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#20

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Bragging about their income or material possessions

nightfire00 , Chris Yarzab Report

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Susan Green
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who brag about this, are usually the ones who don’t have much money.

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#21

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Being an a**hole to other people to boost your own ego

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Mrs. Jan Glass
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what most of the "call outs" I've seen are about: just an excuse to treat someone else like garbage with a free pass.

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#22

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Teachers who are proud of many of their students not passing, if I ever get a teacher like that maybe I should ask why they are proud for being a bad teacher.

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KatHat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Testing is often a really stupid way to check knowledge and ability. Sometimes a lack of knowledge and ability is definitely due to bad teaching. But it's also sometimes down to a lack of interest in learning. Don't blame teachers for everything; they're not miracle workers.

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#23

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Judging another person for their interests even if the other person’s interests don’t affect or hurt anyone else. The other day I had an acquaintance tell me how a friend of mine who likes to collect Funko Pops must be such a virgin even though the guy is literally married with a kid on the way.

Flat_Weird_5398 , mamizaza Report

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My ordinary life
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wut. I’ve decided I’m gonna start collecting funko pops on my b-day. I’ve always liked em. (I’m gonna collect Simpsons, spider verse, marvel and mandolorian funko pops)

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#24

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Keyboard warriors who are actually scaredy cats in real life.

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#25

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Smoking in “no smoking” zones

cstr0 , Leonid Mamchenkov Report

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HooowlAtTheMoon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No smoking zones are there so people can go places without having to breathe in your smoke. And people with lung issues like me REALLY don't appreciate it. And don't get mad when we glare at you, you're the one smoking where you're not supposed to.

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35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Judging people who dress differently to them

jim_mayo , Skinny Guy Lover Report

#27

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Also judging people for their music choices. Like when someone goes through your iPod/Spotify/whatever and is all “eww you listen to this” then proceeds to tell you about the super edgy music they listen to that “no one really knows yet” 🙄🙄

LuckyBall3788 , photosforyou Report

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RiaDeCaterpillar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I literally listen to only Disney, Christian Worship, Star Wars, and a couple musicals. I get Judged SO. MUCH. for not listening too/liking T swift, Olivia Rodrigo, Billie Ellish, Etc. YOU AREN'T LISTENING TO MY MUSIC, SO WHY DOES IT MATTER!

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35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Pretending to know... Or be something when actually having no Idea....

living_7hing , Magnet.me Report

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Vicky Z
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you are my doctor before my surgery i prefer not to show me that you have no idea(if you are new for example)In this case please pretend

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#29

Revving your engines and blasting s***** music through a city neighborhood regardless of the time.

I live in Jersey City and this happens quite often, you don't look cool.

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#30

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group This is very specific, but I once knew a bloke who thoughy he was cool for not liking Game of Thrones, which is fine, but would then post spoilers of it on social media along the lines of "I don't watch or care about Game of Thrones, but X died in the most recent episode, unlucky if you saw this". I fell victim of it once and I literally thought my blood was boiling. I was so angry.

The lesson here is probably to stay off social media before you've seen the most recent episode of a show you love.... But still.... F*** that guy.

Prior_Prism , BagoGames Report

#31

Failing school does not inherently make you a douchebag, but bragging about it as if it's something that is cool isn't the best presentation of character either.

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HooowlAtTheMoon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, like those kids who are like "haha i have an F in this class." *pause, no one replies." "[Louder] HAHA I HAVE AN F IN THIS CLASS DID YALL KNOW THAT I'M LIKE FAILING THIS CLASS HAHAHHA" dude if i have anything below a B- I freak the f**k out idk how you can be bragging about your Fs

Rhaevenouz Ruka
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

can't agree with this. most of those kids put up a act to show that they are not failues when they are in fact kids who gave up school because of either bad company or not enough encourgement.

Suzanne Haigh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It may be a way of covering up their embarrassment, only way they can deal with it.

loopyli
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's more of a coping mechanism. A lot of kids have already given up on themselves at that point. They try to pretend that they don't care. Man, those kids probably aren't a**holes, they need help.

Jogger Gig
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, those kids trying to hide the pain of failing by pretending not to care... Yeah let's get em!

Billy The Kid
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Like when people come out of prison and think they are a hard man. Probably done time for petty crime! Just makes them look more stupid for getting caught. Twat.

Aave
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was really bad with school. I don't know why. I thought laughing at my bad grades was better than crying so nobody could bully me if they thought I didn't care, although I did feel like crying. Failing again even though I did my best... I wish I could go back in time and try to find out if I have a learning disorder or something like that. Now it's way too expensive.

Ruth Dyke
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could it be the person has a learning disorder, poor eyesight or poor hearing that has not been recognized or cannot afford to correct? Maybe bragging is a way to deal with it.

Maria Vaz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel the same about people who brag about a time they got so drunk that they ruined themselves. Or how they drive better drunk than sober. Is that something to brag of? It's shameful.

Mazer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Backward thinking backwards logic…seems to have taken the place of common sense these days

k1ddkanuck
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On occasion, I will proudly state that to this day, I am a highschool dropout with no diploma or GED (I was bullied and had a hard time socially after being outed when I was 15, dropped out at 18). Why? Because even though I never finished high school, after I dropped out: I left home to a new city with little more than the shirt on my back, worked my ass off for a couple of years, applied to university as a mature student at 20, and completed not only a Bachelor's degree, but then also a Master's degree in sociology and political science. With dean's list honours, and no highschool diploma. It's not that I brag about it, in fact I tell very few people IRL. I am however, still proud of myself for that fact to this day. Mostly because when I dropped out, several administrators at that high school said I was throwing away my future and any prospect I had to succeed in life. Who's laughing now?

Henry Hagens
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ya, there was a girl in my high school science class once who stopped coming to classes and handing in work altogether, and then one day she posted a picture of herself doing her hair on Instagram DURING THAT CLASS! She may as well have said "look what I'm doing while you suckers are in school"

kjorn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and laughing at those who has good grade. 80 and 90's movie was full of that. like if failling is cool.

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#32

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Constantly telling people about the women they've slept with or were otherwise involved with. I knew a guy like this in college, he was one of the most obnoxious dudes I've known.

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#33

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group The ones who don't know how to get attention so they start gossiping about everyone. And I'm like I know your life is not interesting but please have some respect for others and for yourself.

yourdaisy2 , Annie Spratt Report

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Miss Frankfurter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can actually take someone's life with gossip. Either it's so bad the person commits suicide, or if someone believes something seriously enough they may choose to actually kill them. Both have happened. Dont do it! You don't know what may be the consequences of the "telephone effect".

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#34

driving expensive cars & cutting people off.

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People driving expensive cars have more reasons to drive carefully than that guy in his '74 Toyota rustbucket.

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#35

I have a coworker who has the "gift of gab" and is very proud of his ability to give people false assurances while being extremely vague, essentially just bombarding them with words until they're satisfied. It's a useful trick, I suppose, but when you hear him do it in real time, you realize he's just a very good liar.

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#36

35 Spot-On Answers To “What Do People Think Makes Them Look Cool, But Actually Makes Them Look Like A Douchebag?“, As Shared In This Online Group Gatekeeping a music artist like they discovered them and are the whole reason for their success. Don’t get me wrong support the artist but don’t be that a**hole that determines “who is worthy” of a common trend.

Scarceb , Wikimedia Commons Report

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RoseTheMad
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Please worship the ground ___ walks on!" ... "how dare you worship the ground __ walks on, you're not a real fan you faker!"...

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#37

Endlessly talking and bragging about their "private lives".

Example I had a real d*** of a boss who once said "man it wasn't yesterday i got laid with that woman" after a customer left, which made me and my colleagues somewhat uncomfortable, he also talked about how his wife better show those "TTs" for everything he does.

I'm not interested and I think it is super trashy to talk like that.

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François Carré
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To begin with, this is essentially seeing women as disposable sexual objects men are entitled to.

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#38

Vaping

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I smoked cigarettes for over 25 years. Vaping was the only thing I ever tried that actually helped me quit smoking. I'm not a teenager who just started because I thought it was cool. Now is vaping good for you? No, it's not. But it's a hell of a lot better than the 7,000 (actual number) different kinds of chemicals and carcinogens that you ingest from smoking. I don't blow clouds around of bunch of strangers and I always make sure I'm considerate to everyone around me. Don't shame people for using something that helped them quit an absolutely horrible habit.

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#39

Taking their dogs into large crowds for no good reason.

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