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I was an event manager at a mansion that did a lot of weddings so I've seen my fair share of wedding s***shows.

My favorite is probably the one where the entire wedding party started drinking at noon for a 6pm wedding. The groom passed out around 5 and we couldn't get him up. So I made him a a ham sandwich and propped him up in his bed while I handfed him.

Managed to get him and his boys down to the courtyard and then had to run back in and herd the women down. The bride spilled her mimosa all over her dress, two of the bridesmaids couldn't find their shoes, but everyone was super happy and nice.

There were about 150 people at the reception and every single one of them got absolutely hammered. The mother of the bride kept sneaking up on me hugging me and the groom made me pose for some photos with them. They also gave me all the leftover wedding cake and a few bottles of wine. I miss them.

Final score:

346points

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ADHORTATOR 3 years ago

If everybody was nice and happy, everything is fine

147points

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My husband's brother having a seaside wedding. Our almost 2 year old was the ring bearer. He passed off the rings to the best man (Dad), then toddled away. ...Off the cliff.

It was prob a 60-80' drop to the beach below, but he luckily got caught up in the bushes, and husband snatched him up. He was buckled into his stroller after that, kamikaze kid.

Final score:

266points

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Shelp 3 years ago

Ok, that story made me laugh — probably because I wasn't with them, frighting out if the child survived.

72points

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At the reception, the bride received a tip to go out to the parking lot where she found her new husband making out with his ex gf. The ensuing fight came inside the hall and the party screeched to a halt. Both families were displeased and stuck him with ALOT of bills. We kept our gift.

Final score:

256points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

This has to have qualified for annulment I hope!

127points

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35 People Reveal The Worst Thing They've Ever Seen At A Wedding Bride never showed up.

My cousin was the groom and had about 500 people in attendance. He got on the mic and said there's no bride, so we had the party anyway. He married someone else 2 years later

Final score:

252points

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Zena Marsh 3 years ago

Was meant to be. hope they are both happy now.

63points

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I’ve said this before on here but they didn’t have any tables or chairs.

We had nowhere to sit or to put our plates down. Everyone had to hold their food standing up and put their drinks down on the ground.

Since there were no chairs to make an aisle for her to walk down she just kind of strolled through the crowd while people were confused and talking.

“Where are the chairs?” was the theme of the wedding.

I was a close friend so our group sent me to ask her why there were no tables and chairs and she simply said “Oh you have to pay extra for that.”

????

Final score:

247points

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Ember 3 years ago

WTF?

83points

paulsmith4908 , flickr (not the actual photo) Report

The sister of the bride who wasn't invited showed up drunk and got in a fight with the bride until the father of the bride broke it up by putting the sister in a choke hold and dragging her out of the venue. The bride was surprisingly fine afterwards Source: I'm a wedding caterer

Final score:

227points

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Coleonema 3 years ago

Wedding caterers must have so many interesting stories

96points

My mother in law handed out an EP of my now sister-in-law to as many guests as she could & threw a fit in the middle of the dance floor later that night because I didn’t let her daughter sing with the band or karaoke. Her exact words were, “How dare you make today all about you.”

It was MY wedding day.

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Final score:

210points

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Anna Rush 3 years ago

What a bitch.

91points

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35 People Reveal The Worst Thing They've Ever Seen At A Wedding There was this guy outside of the hotel walking up to groups of people in the smoking area, asking how much each person weighed. He was very overweight himself, and his jeans looked to be on inside out. He was severely underdressed for the occasion, and no one seemed to know him. Anyways, he would ask a persons weight, and then exclaim "I can bench that!". Until one guy (I think he was a family member of the bride) got into an argument with him and started asking around if anyone knew this person, figuring that he was a wedding crasher. That's when this gentleman decided to cut a deal with everyone. "If I can pick up that bench with my bare hands, can I stay for the party?" To which everyone agrees, because the bench was clearly bolted to the ground. So, he walks over, puts his hands on the bench, crouches down, and with all of his might... s**ts his pants in front of everyone. He stood up and waddled off through the parking lot to never be seen again. I did hear throughout the night people talking about a guy who was on shrooms outside, trying to lift a bench. So, I guess he was also tripping balls.

Final score:

205points

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Full of Giggles 3 years ago

S**t! That’s hilarious.

54points

haveagreatsummerHAGS , flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#10

Was at a wedding this summer. The groom's family absolutely tore their son/brother apart during the speeches. They didn't say one loving thing, and went on to talk about all the mistakes he made during this life. The worst thing they brought up was how he was responsible for a car accident that put someone in a coma. I was cringing.

Final score:

198points

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Shelp 3 years ago

I don't know why some people think this is acceptable to talk trash about someone at their wedding

135points

#11

My fiance and I recently went to the trashiest wedding in existence.

1) when the groom went for the garter belt, the bride smashed his face into her crotch and grinded against it saying "Yeah baby". A detail that I forgot about was that the bride had informed everybody earlier that she was not wearing any underwear and it was also an outdoor wedding that had a temperature comparable to the pits of hell.

2) there were four separate fistfights, with the bride being involved in two of them. She threw the first punch in the second fight.

3) after the bride and groom were pronounced husband and wife, all the bridesmaids proceeded to strip down to tank tops and booty shorts because they were too hot in their bridesmaids dresses. They did this in front of everyone and also redressed in front of everyone after everybody came back in after cocktail hour.

4) after dinner was completed, one of the Bridesmaids and another guy who is there loudly proclaimed that they were "going in the field to go f**k" and they would be back in 15 minutes. One of the small children (no older than 8) at the reception turn to their mother and said "ewww mom, they're going to go f**k". The mom just laughed it off which just made us sad.

Hillbilly Canadian weddings are a treat.

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Final score:

193points

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Downunderdude 3 years ago

Classy...

86points

odnadevotchka , flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#12

Mother of the groom showed up in white. Bride took her shopping weeks before and thought they had found a blue dress that made MOG look beautiful. I wish to this day I had thought to spill my wine on her and force her to change.

Final score:

185points

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Shelp 3 years ago

I indeed wish you had

79points

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#13

Divorced father of the groom started up about how much better his new wife was compared to his old wife, during his speech.

On and on and the qualities of Asian women vs white women.

I've never looked at my shoes so hard in my life.

Final score:

184points

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Shelp 3 years ago

It must have been so awkward

67points

#14

I was at a wedding where the best man got up and explained how important this speech was to him, because even though he has an stutter and public speaking is very hard for him, the groom had picked him. It immediately became clear that his stutter was severe, but everyone of course looked at each other like "isn't this amazing, what a touching moment." It felt like a movie moment as he struggled forward into what we all assumed would be a poignant speech. However, it quickly became clear that this was indeed one of the worst best man speeches of all time, with him referencing exes, sex stories, jokes about the groom's small dick, and how hot he thought the bride was. But of course, it was all coming out in a slow, horrible stutter that made everything much, much worse. At the end, everyone was mortified except for him. He looked incredibly proud.

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Final score:

184points

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Samantha PandaNotBored 3 years ago

👏🏻😂

35points

ARatherOddOne , pexels (not the actual photo) Report

#15

35 People Reveal The Worst Thing They've Ever Seen At A Wedding My dad's friend's son got married when I was a teenager. He's a really cool guy and we played Nintendo a lot whenever we visited. Anyway, the embarrassing story is about his bride.

She decided that she wanted to sing to him at one point during the ceremony, so she chose the song, "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler. Midler is an alto. The bride was a HIGH soprano. Unfortunately, she couldn't sing very well, either. So for several minutes she squeaks this song out while he's standing there with the most awkward look on his face. I think everyone felt embarrassed. I know I did.

The good thing is that they're still happily married and have a daughter.

Final score:

181points

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Downunderdude 3 years ago

Bette Midler is terrific and one funny, sassy, talented woman. But - sorry, Bette - that is one shitty song. 'It must have been cold there in my shadow...' just...ick.

24points

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#16

At my own wedding reception, I saw my wife's grandma, who was about 98, very slowly and with a terrible sense of inevitability fall sideways off her chair. She remained in a sitting position but just slooowly tilted sideways til she was on the floor, still in the exact same pose.

It sounds sh**ty but all I could think was "f**ksake don't die at our wedding please don't die at our wedding"

Luckily she was fine, and lived for another few years to see her 100th birthday.

Final score:

180points

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Katie Fink 3 years ago

Oh god!!! I've thought that before at a wedding!

33points

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#17

Bride's step-mother and mother got into a fight. Step-mother bit the mother. Wedding went to a screeching halt.

Final score:

176points

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Ember 3 years ago

Oh my....

23points

KeevanGoliath , unsplash (not the actual photo) Report

#18

During the best man speech, the best man proposed to the maid of honor. Totally stole the night from the bride and groom. Now the best man and maid of honor are in the process of divorcing.

Final score:

171points

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Downunderdude 3 years ago

Falls into the category (for him) of 'seemed like a good idea at the time'. For the bride and groom, not so much, I suspect.

60points

#19

The groom got caught practicing for his honeymoon in the parking lot with the maid of honor.

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Final score:

171points

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Iso 3 years ago

that's a... better way to put it

107points

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#20

For the bouquet toss, a middle-aged guy forced his middle-aged girlfriend out onto the floor, then stood by her so she couldn't leave. The bouquet was caught by an excited little girl. The guy proceeded to yank the bouquet out of the little girl's hands, gave it to his middle-aged girlfriend, then ran off the floor cheering loudly to high-five one of his buddies. The little girl ran away crying.

Final score:

167points

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Fred Bigox 3 years ago

What an ar5ehole he is

127points

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#21

I once worked a wedding where one of the guests thought it would be perfectly reasonable to change her baby's pooped diaper on a table where other guests were eating. I offered to show her the restroom where we had a baby changing station or even an empty banquet room, but the disgusting [witch] said she was finished and had the audacity to shove the dirty diaper at me and tell me to throw it away for her.

The other guests looked both disgusted and mortified.

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Final score:

164points

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Samantha PandaNotBored 3 years ago

I’d of slapped her dirty nappy back at her

91points

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#22

We were partying in Puerto Vallarta, and there was a beautiful wedding going on at the hotel next door. A friend of a friend of mine was pretty drunk, then just sprinted for the wedding. He hopped the wall, blasted through the seating arrangements, then body slammed the like, 6 foot tall wedding cake.

He spent the next two days in Mexican jail, and will forever be a f**king prick in my heart.

Final score:

161points

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Anna Rush 3 years ago

Definitely a prick. Hope he broke off that friendship.

77points

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#23

Cousin decided to save her first kiss ever for the ceremony. Celibacy taken to the next level. The bride and groom were visibly giddy from nerves throughout the 1 hour prayer-rich ceremony... And the kiss was the most awkward thing to watch. So much unessesary jaw movement. They both turned beet red and hugged. Too awkward for everyone involved to be cute.

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Final score:

154points

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Samantha PandaNotBored 3 years ago

Still sweet though. They’re not hurting anyone , and just want to be happy. I’m happy for them .

80points

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#24

I was an attendant in my best friend's wedding. Her father walked her down the aisle and while he was not visibly drunk, he had a hard time walking behind her to sit in the pew. He stepped on her dress ripping it from her back down to her ass (her thong was red). They had to stop the wedding so that she could find safety pins.

Final score:

142points

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Eslamala 3 years ago

The fact that a grown man can't stay sober for 10 minutes while walking his fckn daughter down the aisle is something I can't even begin to understand. And most of the time is for no fckn reason than being a selfish ass. I've seen alcoholics doing their best to keep it together so they don't mess up their loved one's moment, and you're telling me non-alcoholics can't help it?

5points

najing_ftw , flickr (not the actual photo) Report

#25

Groom got really drunk, trashed the suite, and got tased by the police before being arrested.

Final score:

142points

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Zena Marsh 3 years ago

That's one wedding night he won't want to remember.

3points

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#26

35 People Reveal The Worst Thing They've Ever Seen At A Wedding I worked at a wedding venue for 4 years.

Having to stop a Bride's Stepdad from hitting her over the head with a chair was a highlight. The whole room were just fighting with each other, the best man kicked the Mother in Law.

Different wedding, some d**khead bit the DJ because he refused to play a certain song.

For me the absolute worst one was when the newlyweds were arguing at the end of the night, in front of their young son, she admitted to cheating on him. It all came out there and then in front of his family and he was devestated.

UknowNOTHINjon , flicker (not the actual photo) Report

Final score:

142points

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Full of Giggles 3 years ago

And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a ballroom blitz

165points

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#27

During the "Man of Honor" speech, the guy repeatedly said the name of the bride's ex instead of her new husband. Three times. "When I first saw [Bride] and [Bride's ex], I knew they were perfect for each other". Stuff like that. And he caught himself, too, every time. He was insanely embarrassed... but he still did it three times throughout the speech.

It was so awkward watching it happen... probably the biggest social trainwreck I've ever seen.

Final score:

135points

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WildHoneyPie 3 years ago

He had probably been afraid he was going to do this. Kind of a self fulfilling prophecy.

20points

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#28

There was like an 8 year old boy who had loads of confetti in his hand so I didn't think much of it, turns out he thought it was sugar paper and ate all of, he then proceeded to projectile vomit everywhere through the middle of the ceremony. Was one of the funniest and most disgusting moments of my life

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Final score:

135points

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River Webb 3 years ago

poor kid

38points

#29

Not a bad thing that happened for me, just really awkward. Went to wedding of someone from my church a few years back. When it came time to say the vows, he pulls out a sheet of paper and reads on for like 5 minutes, getting really intimate and pouring his heart out to her. It was kind of awkward tbh. But the icing on the cake was her response. When he was done, she just giggled loudly and awkwardly and got out "ditto!" That's it. That was her wedding vow. So freaking awkward.

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Final score:

123points

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Katie Fink 3 years ago

My brother worked so hard on his vows and memorized them. SIL had the minister read hers aloud and SIL repeated after. They're still happily married 10 years later. Some people just know they're not good at words of affirmation and express their love in different ways.

61points

Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 years ago

Sometimes the words that are said apply wholly to both sides and that simply leaves nothing else to be said. Obviously the vows were effective and the bride couldn't wait to be his wife.

4points

Xandra, The Little Hufflepuff 3 years ago

This is like Debbie and Festers vows in Addams Family Values

4points

Holes2Heaven 3 years ago

Hahaha that is classic! They don't seem like the perfect match

1point

Pheebs 3 years ago

Did not write my own vows, neither did the hubs. We’re both very sarcastic people, so they would be been pretty bad. Officiant was a family member who tried to get cute with the vows for us. They were looooong to read out.

1point

NK 3 years ago

Just like in The Adams Family when Fester marries Debbie

0points

Marnie 3 years ago

Thank god my now-ex-husband and I had zero interest in writing our own vows. I think I'd call off the engagement if my soon-to-be wanted me to do that.

0points

KMill 3 years ago

Vows aren’t supposed to be these long winded speeches of your love story - they are vows - like what are you vowing to do and be for this person.

0points

Eva Verde 3 years ago

I find this thing with making up your own vows extremely cringy. But then, I find the idea of a wedding extremely cringy too... Too much money spent on a party while you could just meet with your closest family/friends, go and do the thing in the registry office and then have a picnic or a dinner. Easy, nice, no stress.

0points

Hugo A-niro 3 years ago

Smart girl

0points

lara 3 years ago

I've always wanted to say, when the preacher asks if we "want" to be joined in "holy matrimony": I'm here, ain't I? I wouldn't but, it seems so spot on. Or, to say "wait, let me think about this. Can I get back to you?"

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#30

Brother and sister-in-law thought it would be fun to have their dogs walked down the aisle after their flower girl spread the flower petals. The dogs thought mid-way down the aisle was the perfect place for a sh**ting photo-op on the white runner.

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Final score:

122points

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Samantha PandaNotBored 3 years ago

Not their fault. Shou,d have took them for a walk beforehand

118points

#31

Groom's family were solid, fun, 'working class' folks. Bride's family were uppity middle class, and the bride's mother was a total uptight [witch]. Bride's mom insisted on having reception at an expensive golf course, and made the bar cash-only. Groom's family decided to tailgate in the parking lot. Coolers, truck beds, lawn chairs, having a good time. Bride's mom actually called the cops on the groom's family during the reception. Rest of the night was tribal warfare. Bride and groom started kicking their own family members out of the reception for picking fights and being pricks. Bride eventually broke down in tears and hid in her hotel room. Bride's mother would not let the husband into the room.

Their marriage lasted about a year before they divorced.

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Final score:

119points

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Jayne Kyra 3 years ago

Again, b.itch, not witch.

48points

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#32

After arriving 45 minutes after the ceremony was to begin, during the ring exchange, the groom gets this blank look and says he didn't know he was supposed to buy her another ring. SIL slipped off her wedding band and handed it off to the preacher.

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Final score:

117points

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If I could I would live under water 3 years ago

I'm not married but I thought they couple buy their rings together before the wedding?

93points

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#33

My cousins mother in law told my cousin that her dress was ugly and then called the next day to ask if they had sex. Super awkward. My cousin is super religious and modest and was waiting for her wedding night to do anything so it was extremely embarrassing for her.

Final score:

112points

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Full of Giggles 3 years ago

While dress shopping, my ex-MIL told me I looked like trailer trash going to a debutant ball. She also demanded I wear a dress that covered all my “disgusting” scars because “nobody deserves to see them, especially while they’re eating.” My scars are from being savagely beaten and stabbed 13 times before being left for dead by my first husband. It took me almost 3 years to work up enough mental strength to look at myself in a mirror.

47points

#34

Went to my cousin's wedding and the groom and men wore tuxedo shirts and when they got to the "I do's" he said "aww s**t, I guess." Shortly after eating they proceeded to light the trash on fire and shoot clay pigeons behind the house after heavy drinking. Good times...

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Final score:

100points

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Brandi VanSteenwyk 3 years ago

This belongs in the "Hillbilly Canadians" category above.

75points

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#35

Bridesmaid had a seizure just as the priest said "you may now kiss the bride"

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Final score:

90points

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స్టీఫెన్ ఆండ్రూ 3 years ago

This is not appropriate for this thread. She had a medical condition; that doesn't ruin a wedding unless you're a selfish pig.

63points

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#36

My cousin’s wedding, she’s second of 3 sisters. The eldest sister is a bit of an attention whore and drama queen. The wedding is beautiful, just absolutely amazing. The bride cousin is the first to be married, and this is clearly bothering the older cousin. The older cousin was also known to be very sexually active with random mates. So, the day before the wedding, the older cousin (who’s then single and unattached) comes up to me and says, “Don’t tell anyone but, I’m pregnant!” So, I naturally tell my brother-in-law and sister immediately and they tell me she already told them. We validated this with multiple other attendees. She’d gone around and told what seemed like everyone.

Fast forward to the day of the wedding, the bride cousin is pissed because she’s now caught wind of the fact that the older sister is going around telling people she’s pregnant. It finally came to a head after the ceremony. The older sister (who was a known drinker) gave a toast and started it with, “I WISH i could be having a proper drink right now...ooops. Well, yeah, I’m pregnant hahaha.” The bride cousin just sat there wide eyed while everyone halfheartedly clapped for the pregnant cousin.

tl;dr: Older cousin is jealous of younger cousin getting married, intentionally gets pregnant for attention and announces it at her sister’s wedding.

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Final score:

27points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Why clap for someone who just announced that she's pregnant from some random guy?

19points

#37

My grandfather re-married recently. The bride FORGOT the dress. So my grandfather had to take the 2 hour drive back to her house to pick it up then bring it back so we can actually start the wedding. The whole time he was gone she wouldn't quit crying and freaking out. It was an absolute nightmare.

Tl;Dr SHE FORGOT THE GODDAMN DRESS

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Final score:

24points

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Aunt Messy 3 years ago

I wouldn't have bothered with getting the dress. I probably would have switched clothes with a friend, got married, and switched back.

10points

#38

The groom's father was acting immature and rude towards everyone. The father was jealous of the attention he had to share with the wife's family.

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Final score:

21points

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Rob 3 years ago (edited)

Everybody always wants a wedding that people will be talking about for years to come. But if they actually have one, their day is ruined...

15points

Jaded Queen 3 years ago

Well if it happens for a good reson than yes a like saving a life or something. Frankly I would elope

1point

Treessimontrees 3 years ago

I was at a wedding on my own so got plonked in with the randoms at a dinner table. Before the starter came the women next to me who had a baby with her took the entire top part of her dress down fully exposing her chest and began breast feeding. Switching between boobs. A little uncomfortable for others nearby but it's okay. She is drinking heavily throughout the reception which I had a problem with. When the speeches begin she takes a phone call and walks past the head table ( in front of the video crew filming) chatting away, leaving her baby on it's own 12 months or so... She was gone for 10-15 minutes. Baby cried throughout the speeches and a lady at the table was trying to comfort it. She eventually returned to the table with cocaine all around her left nostril. Classy.

12points

Eslamala 3 years ago (edited)

I would've called social services.

18points

Monday 3 years ago

Makes me think of a story I came across on Reddit (?) where Person A was getting married and her 'friend', Person B, convinced her boyfriend to propose at person A's reception, even after Person A specifically asked them not to do that...So Person A did a pregnancy and gender reveal at Person B's wedding.

11points

Eslamala 3 years ago

Not only is a horrible thing to do, but I also find the attention seeking really sad.

2points

lara 3 years ago

When my husband and I got married, my dad, who was a doctor, gave us fifty bucks to get married on. I bought a cake, my wedding dress, my bouquet and had five bucks left over to give to the preacher. Never actually thought that it should have been bigger or more expensive.

8points

Eslamala 3 years ago

Sounds like the perfect wedding to me!

4points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

My sis-in-law's first wedding (she's had three, all quite grand affairs). Scottish themed. Och aye and all that. Kilts. Groom and his pals got so wasted that we all learned who was/was not circumcised (ew) and the divorce within 8 months surprised none. Her second wedding was 13 months after the first one. Grand affair, this themed around her love of pink roses. Groom's family and bride's family never said one word to one another, except me, and that marriage lasted 16 months. Four months after the divorce, she married a third time.... And so far so good, thank goodness, b/c I can't stand a fourth theme wedding. (Third: Sports cars. Men dressed as James Bond, each showing up in a rented Aston-Martin, accompanied by a bridesmaid, of course, in gold lame (homage to Goldfinger).... You coudl send someone to medical school for what those three weddings cost. Some people live in a different galaxy?

7points

Eslamala 3 years ago

I don't know if it's a cultural thing, but I honestly am incapable of understanding why some people are so obsessed with weddings. I don't care about how expensive the thing is, cause since I'm not paying for it, it's not my place to comment, but the whole showing off for other people is just ridiculous to me. If you think about it, you're paying a lot of money, to impress people you don't even like most of the tines, or vice versa, and your compensation is a gift you can buy for yourself in most cases, and "people still talking about your wedding X years later"... 🤦🏼‍♀️

5points

Eslamala 3 years ago

I don't really care about weddings, or marriage, for that matter, but it never ceases to amaze me how stupid people can be. From family that doesn't know how to behave, to grown ass men and women putting up with said families and crying like a fckn baby over stuff they should've forseen or avoided from the start. Also, coming from a country where excessive drinking is the norm, what's with people seeing an open bar and immediately proceed to get wasted and making a scene? GTFO! I don't care how much or how often people drink, but FFS I really fckn hate drunk shows and the idiots who excuse that behavior.

7points

Karin Lange 3 years ago

the wedding was planned with a Protestant and a Catholic pastor. One of them was delayed over half an hour. Then several hours of power failure at the party. In the end, one of the bride's aunt suffered a stroke.

7points

Elizabeth Molloy 3 years ago

There's a show on BBC, Marrying Mum & Dad,where the kids arrange their parents' wedding. Outfits, venue, transport, cake — the works. They always have loads of fun!

5points

Sergio Bicerra 3 years ago

I"ve seen a promo of that show, the kids plan the whole thing and can end in very akward but fun weddings, like a Teletubbie themed ceremony XD

2points

DramaDoc 3 years ago

I worked for a caterer during grad school. Most memorable wedding train wreck: - Bride was a total bridezilla - she sent back the flowers 3 times the morning of her wedding - MoB kept referring to the bride as "that ungrateful little b*tch" - apparently she & her husband drained their retirement fund to pay for it -MoB was also 100% against the wedding and kept telling EVERYONE how she thinks the marriage will only last 6 mos The best part, however, was that the MoB & the FoG had history. Like, they used to date in high school--until the FoG stood the MoB up at their prom to date the MoG. SO! MoB kept giving the FoG &n MoG the finger throughout the entire ceremony and reception,

4points

Eslamala 3 years ago

Just a thought: If you allow your daughter/son to drain your financial resources, you lose all the right to complain about it, though... Some parents aparently never learn to say no.

3points

Ceredwyn Ealanta 3 years ago

Worst behaviour I saw at one was the mother of the groom weeping and trying to be consoled by the mother of the bride (as in, crying ON HER and trying to get sympathy FROM HER) about the mistake her son was making, marrying 'down' in the world because the bride wasn't a doctor from a 'well known' family.

2points

Aunt Messy 3 years ago

And people wonder why we avoid going to weddings like we avoid going to plague regions. There's nothing more boring than a wedding that goes well, and if it's exciting, that means the police have been called.

2points

Jill Pulcifer 3 years ago

My own was the worst, 19 years old and hugely pregnant. Justice of the peace sort of affair, however my mother insisted on throwing me a party I did not want. Mom was an alcoholic, entire family huge drinkers, including ex husband. I spent the night crying in the bathroom while my relatives had a kegger, later I was informed my mother got so drunk she kissed my cousins boyfriend and peed on someones head.

1point

Shadow_ Leaf 2 years ago

My father always said I would want to get married in the future. I look at these and think "I'd rather die alone"

0points

Colleen Ross 3 years ago

Thank God that baby survived that fall

0points

Karen Wenzel 3 years ago

forced to marry my rapist. thought I would make the best of things if I could since I had no family or friends. found a beautiful dress in a thrift shop. husbands brother bought it out from underneath me for his fiancee who i found out we would be doing a double wedding with. had to scramble to find another dress. decided to make my veil since I couldn't find one. was forced to make HERS as well. decided to make my own wedding bouquet and table pieces, YEP had to make THEIRS too! MIL did my hair. looked hoirrid. pastor screwed up our names. at the reception I wasnt allowed to drink the champagne I bought because SHE was underaged. Kicker was the presents. THEY got everything new aND NICE, i GOT A 75 CENT PAIR OF PANTS IN THE WRONG SIZE FROM THE THRIFT STORE WITH THE TAG STILL ATTATCHED. The ONLY reason I let this happen is because of my son. they threatened to take him away form me if I hurt his rapist daddy. 4 years of hell before I got out. He hasnt remarried, lives with his mom

0points

Lisa Chambers 3 years ago

haha! I worked for wedding venues for 4 years part time. My favorite was the couple who had 13 guests. Some had flown from Ireland and they made sure the bar had the brand of whiskey they liked. They thought for some reason (as we all did) that would be more than enough for a two hour wedding reception. At one point the bride and groom approached me asking where the tab was, and after I told them, they decided to share one margarita between them. 15 people total, nice but light early dinner, cake and champagne toast included, but the bar tab was 1450. And we didnt charge them for the whiskey. *blinks*

0points

Karen Lyon 3 years ago

I've seen and been in some awkward moments in my life: in fact the "sermon" that the priest at my wedding gave was awful -- he brought up incidents where he married couples that died in accidents almost immediately. Ick. But the worst was the wedding of the daughter of a good friend. The paternal aunt and grandmother of the bride didn't show up because the cousin of the bride got shitty about what she was asked to wear as a member of the bridal party. Both of these women had always been jealous of the mother of the bride, who is one of the best people I know. He became the man of the family after his Dad died, they were used to being the center of his attention, when he fell utterly in love with one of my best friends, they never got over it. His sister is a completely narcissistic piece of work, I am not surprised. But that the grandmother chose one grandchild over another to the point of "boycotting" a wedding is the height of stupidity. The grandmother/aunt are now cut off.

0points

blue 3 years ago

For me I will never understand why people pay so much money on classy weddings and expensive wedding dresses only to get drunk and wasted. My niece rented a chapel and reception room in a century old inn. People wore floor length dresses and her gown cost thousands. After the ceremony but before the speeches I asked my sister where the bride was. She and her groom were on the patio of this beautiful inn smoking weed. ( this is before legalization) I was really shocked and disgusted. To me it made a classy wedding look trashy and classless. The bride and groom had red eyes and smelled of weed for the rest of the night. TACKY..

-1point

Alison Marchand 3 years ago

It's near impossible to get "wasted" from smoking weed and can easily be done in moderation IMO. Sounds like your niece and her groom are a responsible couple who planned a beautiful day together. Sorry you allowed your judgement to stop you from enjoying yourself at a very nice-sounding wedding for a family member.

1point

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Rob 3 years ago (edited)

Everybody always wants a wedding that people will be talking about for years to come. But if they actually have one, their day is ruined...

15points

Jaded Queen 3 years ago

Well if it happens for a good reson than yes a like saving a life or something. Frankly I would elope

1point

Treessimontrees 3 years ago

12points

Eslamala 3 years ago (edited)

I would've called social services.

18points

Monday 3 years ago

11points

Eslamala 3 years ago

Not only is a horrible thing to do, but I also find the attention seeking really sad.

2points

lara 3 years ago

8points

Eslamala 3 years ago

Sounds like the perfect wedding to me!

4points

Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

7points

Eslamala 3 years ago

5points

Eslamala 3 years ago

7points

Karin Lange 3 years ago

7points

Elizabeth Molloy 3 years ago

There's a show on BBC, Marrying Mum & Dad,where the kids arrange their parents' wedding. Outfits, venue, transport, cake — the works. They always have loads of fun!

5points

Sergio Bicerra 3 years ago

I"ve seen a promo of that show, the kids plan the whole thing and can end in very akward but fun weddings, like a Teletubbie themed ceremony XD

2points

DramaDoc 3 years ago

4points

Eslamala 3 years ago

Just a thought: If you allow your daughter/son to drain your financial resources, you lose all the right to complain about it, though... Some parents aparently never learn to say no.

3points

Ceredwyn Ealanta 3 years ago

2points

Aunt Messy 3 years ago

2points

Jill Pulcifer 3 years ago

1point

Shadow_ Leaf 2 years ago

My father always said I would want to get married in the future. I look at these and think "I'd rather die alone"

0points

Colleen Ross 3 years ago

Thank God that baby survived that fall

0points

Karen Wenzel 3 years ago

0points

Lisa Chambers 3 years ago

0points

Karen Lyon 3 years ago

0points

blue 3 years ago

-1point

Alison Marchand 3 years ago

1point