Join the Fun!

Blurt-Reynolds , Polina Tankilevitch Report

When you call in sick to work, call lying down as it makes you sound more congested.

Final score:

88points

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BatPhace 8 months ago

Also, if you tell them you have diarrhea nobody asks more questions

90points

If you mail a letter without a stamp with the return address as the actual address you want it go, they will “return” it to the return address. 😉.

Navel_of_Eve Report

Final score:

78points

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DRMAGDN 8 months ago

Uno reverse card: US Postal System Edition

50points

If you want to lie, make a part of the lie something shameful. Everybody will believe you.

Oil-Executive , Keira Burton Report

Final score:

74points

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Chris M 8 months ago

Confess to a lesser crime

29points

If you rob a bank you have almost guaranteed shelter regardless of the outcome.

MiguelSalaOp , Guy Hurst Report

Final score:

66points

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Enuya 8 months ago

Weren't there studies showing that homeless people commit more pettybcrimes during cold months as this way they get shelter and food?

77points

Minute_Butterfly9382 , Alexander Grey Report

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius Using billions in tax payer federally funded research to create medications and then turn around and charge those same tax payers a 1000 fold increase in costs WHILE also getting tax cuts myself from the very middle man politicians who give me the public funds. Oh but wait - one important caveat, why do these politicians help me out so much? because of course I get ultra rich, but they want their cut, their political campaign donation of course, from the very pool of profits I made off their constituents tax payer money!, Bwahahahahhaa - "EVIL LAUGH".

Final score:

63points

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Rostit.. . 8 months ago

This is why the us house of representatives wants to force the sale of tiktok

9points

blackholesymposium , Taryn Elliott Report

If you’re planning on calling out sick, schedule an email about it at a weird time early in the morning. People don’t doubt it when they think you were up at 4:37 am vomiting.

Then if you need to physically call, you can do that later and have written documentation that you were “up all night vomiting” or whatever.

Final score:

60points

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John Nelson 8 months ago

Trying to give a description of the diarrhea usually ends the call pretty quickly... :)

30points

Pretty unethical but also pretty harmless: if you’re ever out and about and forgot your sunglasses, go to any grocery store customer service counter and say “Did anyone turn in some black (or whatever) sunglasses?” They will proceed to dump a literal pile of lost sunglasses in front of you. Look decisive so as to not draw suspicion.

Pizza-is-American Report

Final score:

60points

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Canandelabra 8 months ago

Ew no

26points

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius On a trip to Las Vegas, I decided to visit their adult pool area at the Delano. Upon paid entry, they provided me a bright neon wristband. I also happened to be attending a Red Hot Chili Peppers show the same night and still had my pool wristband on when I entered the venue.

While trying to navigate to my seating area, I asked the usher for directions to get to my seat.
Well, they didn't look too closely at the ticket location on my phone and only noticed my wristband. The next thing I knew, I was being directed into the VIP access area right up front.

Apparently, the VIP wristband was the same color, so I was able to enjoy the show as a VIP.

billoweb , Vishnu R Nair Report

Final score:

58points

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Saddest_Lion 8 months ago

That seems more like a happy accident than an unethical life hack

107points

#10

Wear black carpenter pants, black polo, multi tool, flash light and a clipboard. Walk with purpose. Get you backstage 90% of the time.

azorianmilk , Joao Viegas Report

Final score:

58points

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TotallyNOTAFox 8 months ago

So the security in the show business is quite loose?

21points

#11

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius Just before covid my son worked at a multi national that had posh reception areas with coffee machines, large tv’s running the companies products and advances all day and always smart receptionists.

One day a van pulls up with three blokes in it, all in hi viz and clean smart workwear, they show their work order to the receptionist and get on with removing 4 x 70” tv screens and a projector all for upgrades and replacements.

To this day, neither the blokes, van or tv’s have been seen again.

Just walk out like you own it comes to mind.

The receptionists were not sacked but from then on every one who came to that facility had to be checked properly.

vossmanspal , Jason Leung Report

Final score:

51points

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Gavin Johnson 8 months ago

We had a Bang & Olufsen display in the car dealership I worked at (Ferrari, Maserati, Aston Martin, Porsche), it was worth more than a few grand, B&O installed it and changed it up every few months. Three blokes stroll in, talk to the car sales manager he gives them approval to get on with the work, they remove CD players, telephones, a couple of TVs, all the kit, load their van and are never seen again. Took two days before the manager rings B&O to enquire about the replacements….. It’s fair to say B&O were VERY unhappy. Those of us working in the garage found it all very amusing, every time the manager walked through someone would ask to borrow his car or the keys to his house, honest guv, it’s all legit, lend us your Porsche for a bit….,

26points

#12

Wear a generic shirt, jeans, and boots. Put on a safety vest. Carry a 6ft ladder. You just got access to damn near anywhere. Just say you're "Auditing the camera system" and you basically have free run of most places.

Source - I'm an electrician, and never get questioned unless I'm going into a bank vault.

InfernoWoodworks Report

Final score:

51points

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Miliukov Oleksandr 8 months ago

can I carry... say... 3 inch ladder? 6ft sounds like a burden

39points

#13

If you shop around at garage sales or good will, some brands offer lifetime warranties.

FunCouple037 , Anastasiya Badun Report

Final score:

49points

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DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago

Not a bad hack though.

22points

#14

If you run for Congress, you get government briefings, some of them confidential, then you can trade stocks on the info.

Disco425 , Louis Velazquez Report

Final score:

48points

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Luis Hernandez Dauajare 8 months ago

Pretty sure than is not just unethical, but illegal...

70points

#15

Educate childs using dog training techniques.

MYTHGUNDAM , John Tuesday Report

Final score:

40points

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Canandelabra 8 months ago

Like a clicker and treats or?

35points

#16

If you get in a one-car accident, or fall asleep whilst driving, etc., tell the responding police that you "swerved to avoid an animal.".

Mature_BOS , Per Lööv Report

Final score:

32points

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Surenu 8 months ago

Still makes you guilty of causing the accident in Germany, so you'll get insurance trouble.

34points

#17

Pay for one movie ticket, stay in cinema all day. Works almost always everywhere.

Klendatu_ , Jake Hills Report

Final score:

32points

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BoredPossum 8 months ago

Unless you're in a country with numbered seats.

40points

#18

Have a large, “professional” looking camera. Get a bright vest that says “press” on it. Make an ID. Go to town. Almost free access anywhere.

Xtereo , Terje Sollie Report

Final score:

29points

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Enuya 8 months ago

One of my ex-roommates got a "press legitimation" (dunno what exactly it is) as she worked for a student newspaper in... 80s. The card for some reason didn't have an expiration date so she uses it to this day to get into some otherwise exclusive events.

29points

#19

Re-gifting presents as 'timeless heirlooms'.

Kuroinekou , Jess Bailey Report

Final score:

28points

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Lotekguy 8 months ago

First make sure you remember who gave it to you.

44points

#20

You can replace every 'e' in a word document with 'е', the Cyrillic equivalent. Looks identical to us but computers read it as a separate character. It's such a common letter that when replaced, it scrambles the text and lets you get through plagiarism/AI detectors.

For fun, copy/paste this modified word into Google and see what results you get: расе.

SpookyBlocks Report

Final score:

27points

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RN 8 months ago

Until it becomes common knowledge and the plagiarism software starts checking for characters belonging to the wrong alphabet.

24points

Warm_Cricket_929 , Gabrielle Henderson Report

#21

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius For entry level / lower level jobs, lie on your resume. Most places don’t have the time to check that you’re telling the truth. Put a friend’s phone number down as an “old boss”, or bump up your degree, whatever you need to do. Just make sure you actually have the skills you claim to have.

EDIT: agree with these comments that even if you don’t have the skills you claim to have, be willing to learn them FAST! That’s actually exactly what I did when I first got into my industry now that I think about it. They never suspected a thing lol.

Final score:

25points

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BarkingSpider 8 months ago

When you use your friends and family for fake references, make sure to inform them of their role.

34points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#22

Back in the day I worked for Jerry's subs and pizza for a few months running deliveries, it wasn't uncommon that folks would call in pick up orders and just never show. At closing time it was up for grabs so on weekends my friends would call in a decent sized pick up order 30 mins before we closed and I'd show up to hang with the bros with eats in tow.

AKandSevenForties Report

Final score:

24points

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Verena 8 months ago

In the Netherlands you have to pay when ordering

22points

#23

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius I worked at a grocery store and saw the same 3 people show up all the time and steal stuff. The manager said there aren't even recordings for the cameras and they don't care if people steal. I started treating myself to lunch after that.

MistakeMysterious347 , Hanson Lu Report

Final score:

22points

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Andy Frobig 8 months ago (edited)

Was working overnight in a wholesale club. My manager was driving a forklift, I don't know if she was trained on it. She broke one of the smoked plastic bubbles hanging from the ceiling. I didn't see any camera parts in the debris so I said to her, "good thing that was a dummy." She said "They're all dummies!"

17points

#24

If you're any major city pick the nicest hotel you can find and walk in like you're staying there. Use the bathrooms as they are often very nice and with little pressure to rush. My primary source is the 4 seasons bathroom in downtown SF, top tier, has those tough paper towels that are so nice to use.

TheFellatedOne Report

Final score:

21points

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Gavin Johnson 8 months ago

I was on holiday with my whole extended family, a short city break in Spain to celebrate my Grandparents diamond wedding anniversary. They, my grandparents, couldn’t care less, they’d stroll into any hotel / restaurant / posh looking establishment and just use toilet facilities or ask for a place to rest. As they were always polite, smiled and looked every one of their 80+ years they’d be treated like Royalty. Us young ‘uns couldn’t help but be impressed by their savvy 😀😂

15points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#25

For ubereats, mcdonalds, burger king, etc start like 20-30 accounts on their apps. Once they realize you have been inactive for a period of time they will almost always give you offers for free food, or like a burger for a dollar or whatever. Because i have so many accounts i can check through them and there is almost always ways for me to get a full meal for about 3-4 bucks at most. You can also use multiple accounts at the same time to make different orders and pick them up all at once if you really want a lot of basically free food, but thats a little more risky.

Ubereats regularly sends me 25 dollars off orders of 25 or more for the first order on a new account if i dont order anything on that account for a bit. Now you cant use the same card you have used on other accounts so you have to buy a cheap prepaid card each time.

If done right it ends up being like 20 dollars off any order of 25 because of the cost of purchasing the prepaid card. I do this regularly and order exactly 25 dollars of food which ends up being 5 dollars+fees+tip. Generally means i get to order 25 dollars of food from any restaurant for around 15 bucks all fees and tip included vs the 40+ it would be normally. Cheaper than going there or picking it up myself.

15 bucks for enough food to feed 3 people and have it delivered is pretty awesome. It takes a few steps but honestly not more than just starting a new email address and a quick stop on the way home for a cheap prepaid gift card.

For the accounts you have already used your first order deal on they will still send 40% off 3 orders of 25 dollars or more almost consistently on accounts that havent been used in a few weeks and i always have one on deck if the girlfriend and i want to order food on the weekend.

Panderverse , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

20points

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Delta Dawn 8 months ago

this is way too much effort for me just to get fast food

87points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#26

To quit smoking cigarettes, know that you can't smoke if you're asleep. It is extremely hard to give up nicotine, so I just bought a bottle of z quill and knocked myself out. I'd wake up feeling like s**t and groggy, but as soon as the craving came along, I just knocked myself out again.

It's probably not the "healthy" way to quit, but it's healthier than being a smoker your whole life. I only did this for about 3 days, and after that you're over the hump. You don't feel the discomfort or the cravings if youre asleep all day. .

LilCornandbeans Report

Final score:

19points

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kissmychakram 8 months ago

I stopped smoking over 3 years ago and I still get cravings occasionally. Certainly the 1st 6 months were terribly difficult so I suggest the above advice is unhelpful at best and absolutely stupid at worse.

43points

#27

I buy a lot of things on Amazon. And it happened that the delivery status doesn't work. So I got my package in my mailbox but Amazon sent a message saying that, as my package is late/or lost I can ask for a refund of it. I did it a few times so I got some pretty good stuff for free.

anon Report

Final score:

16points

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TheAmericanAmerican 8 months ago

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35points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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Mom Leaves $250k Inheritance To Son, Throws A Fit When Daughter Stops Looking After Her

#28

Bluffing on your resume about trending skills & experience - although make sure you are well-versed in the skills & aware of the fake experience.

Alter_Ego_Single_17 , Van Tay Media Report

Final score:

16points

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Raymond Smith 8 months ago

As long as you can walk the walk and talk the talk. I been working for an aerospace and defense company for 17 years and can do the work with no college paper. I am self taught.

5points

#29

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius I have lied thru my teeth every time I have been sat on a jury to get out of it. Works every time.

Quiet_Ad328 , Billy Report

Final score:

15points

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Andy Frobig 8 months ago

I actually got on a jury, we heard opening arguments, went to lunch and the case was settled while we ate. It was cool

15points

#30

To get more ice cream at a shop, order a single scoop first then change your mind and tell them 2 scoops instead. The scoop for the second will be bigger if not same to match the first scoop.

Moon_Jewel90 Report

Final score:

15points

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DRMAGDN 8 months ago

If you order Chipotle in person you actually get more ingredients in your burrito or bowl than online. Read that they did a study somewhere.

9points

#31

If you're looking for parking and you ended up somewhere where rows of cars got fined, just pull up, park your car, walk over to one of those cars, take the fine from their windscreen and put it on yours. Enjoy your day. .

BerakGoreng , Caspar Rae Report

Final score:

14points

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DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago

Just make sure to put it back afterwards, don't want someone having a warrant...but then again, these are unethical hacks....carry on.

48points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

#32

You don't actually have to be a violent sociopath to make people believe you can snap at any moment and make them behave accordingly.

UnoriginalUse Report

Final score:

14points

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C.O. Shea 8 months ago

You can't outcrazy, crazy.

21points

#33

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius You can get into most places by wearing a maintenance uniform i.e cover alls a construction helmet+ vest and carrying a tool box or ladder. I would recommend a respirator and gloves. No more movie tickets needed.

dragonboysam , Guilherme Cunha Report

Final score:

13points

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Donkeywheel 8 months ago

It’s gonna be so comfortable to watch a movie with your 4 meters ladder on one side and your toolbox on the knees.

38points

#34

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius If I break something that is still available for sale, I go buy a new one, then return the broken one with the new receipt a day later, saying it only lasted a day. I've used this for video game controllers, toasters, blenders, vaccums, and a lot of items.

The store never questions it, and I get a new item for very little effort and no additional cost.

xsvspd81 , Andrew Valdivia Report

Final score:

12points

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Diana Lucas 8 months ago

Extremely unethical.

40points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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Guy Divorced 3 Years Ago Drops Off 3 Y.O. With His Ex-Wife Completely Out Of The Blue

#35

If you are in the middle of a war it is okay to buy and sell things on the black market. That includes buying and selling things like salt or met. The black market isn't always about things that are unethical like guns or d***s. Sometimes it can be about everyday items most of us have access to now.

You do you when the world around you is falling apart.

Dull-Geologist-8204 Report

Final score:

6points

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nancy 8 months ago

I used to buy tampons on the black market in South Korea (30 years ago)... apparently unmarried women don't have access to them? It was bizarre.

14points

#36

40 Hacks That Are Unethical But Pretty Genius Petty judgemental attitude towards others to make you forget your low self esteem . Unethical but way too common.

slayclaycrash , Tim Douglas Report

Final score:

5points

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Canandelabra 8 months ago

Jokes on them, I assume everyone dislikes me BEFORE they get the chance to judge me with pettiness.

27points

#37

Flights around 9/11 are cheaper 👀.

redstarzer06ix , Oleksandr P Report

Final score:

-9points

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StevieLove 8 months ago

Not true

22points

#38

In the self-checkout aisle, you call the shots. Organic pears become regular pears. Organic apples become regular pears. Organic meat becomes regular pears; if you tear off the bar code.

The scanner is just a mindless machine, take control of your own destiny.

karajoyxoxo , mart945 Report

Final score:

-17points

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Diana Lucas 8 months ago

This is just theft. People doing this is why our local grocery store is getting rid of the self-checkout machines.

74points

“All Three Shot Out Pink”: Triplets' Baby Shower Turns Sour, Pregnant Wife Wants A Divorce

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College Student Does Exactly As Told After Roommates Demand They Keep Their Stuff In Their Room

#39

Road signs are free you can just take em!

LaLiLuLela , Tim Mossholder Report

Final score:

-26points

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DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago

I know these are unethical hacks but please don't.

39points

ArchaicBrainWorms , Darren Halstead Report

#40

Girl Scout cookies are able to be resold easily. Girl Scouts are terrible at spotting counterfeit currency.

Final score:

-34points

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wowbagger 8 months ago

I tried that but I look terrible in a Girl Scout uniform.

11points

Just Another Girl 8 months ago

Not cool, man.

4points

DB 8 months ago

A lot to go through for dollar store quality snacks.

4points

CuttlefishHierarchy 8 months ago

There have been a few bombs over the years, which must be what you've tried. The long surviving favorites like Trefoils, Samoas (Carmel Delights), Thin Mints, etc are insanely good. There's a reason people get know February is cookie time and get excited about it

0points

Dingooo 8 months ago

Why not rob a blind man while you are at it? Geez.

3points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 8 months ago

Calm down, Satan...

3points

Stephanie Goadsby 8 months ago

Stealing from children. Deplorable at best. For shame.

2points

Michelle my Belle. 8 months ago

Why would I resell them if I could eat them instead??

2points

JOHN DOE 8 months ago

Ripping off children isn't a life hack.

2points

Awesome At Being Autistic 8 months ago

Okay this one made me actually lol. See you all in hëll.

2points

Nikole 8 months ago

Nah, it was funny. See you in the hot place :)

1point

Wilfredo 8 months ago

Scumbag hack. Ripping off little girls

1point

Laila and Naomi 8 months ago

Booooo

1point

Laura Williams 8 months ago

They are for the girls to go on trips and things. I understand girl scouts probably makes bunches but.

0points

Ur_Fav_Lazy_Panda🫶 8 months ago

I was a Girl Scout and we used a special marker (idk don’t ask I was little) and marked the money. If it turned brown, it was fake so HA🤪

0points

TennesseeHomesteadUSA 8 months ago

What kind of subhuman would post that !

0points

wyngerd 8 months ago (edited)

That made me fall out of bed laughing. It's the best one.

0points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 8 months ago

LOL funny story: the local brewery here teamed up with the local GS troop to sell cookies at the brewery. They did this last year, too: cases dropped off, the cookies were sold to customers, and after a few weeks the girls came up and picked up their money. Owner of the brewery didn't jack up the price, nor did he keep any of the money. But this year SOMEONE complained because they claimed the owner was RESELLING the cookies when he wasn't. My friends and I suspect it was really a case of one of the other moms getting annoyed that they hadn't thought of it first lol So my friend who owns the brewery had to explain over the phone no, he was just selling it for the troop, not reselling at a higher price : P

0points

Bill Smith 8 months ago

swing up dummie,always up.Steal from Bezos,thats funny.Steal from little girls is lame,stupid,mean etc.

0points

David 8 months ago (edited)

Girl scout cookies are overpriced and taste nasty. They used to taste decent 20-30 years ago but they changed the recipes and they honestly taste worse. And most girl scout cookies can be found in commercial brands for a lot less. Google "Girl Scout cookie equivalents"

0points

e gads 8 months ago

I want to make a joke about selling girl scouts but nothing clever comes to mind

0points

Nonna_SoF 8 months ago

I mean, most stores are terrible at spotting counterfeits, in my area at least. They usually just rely on those iodine markers that only detect starch. Use not starched paper and your fine.

0points

CaptainSlapNTickle 8 months ago

They aren't the best runners, either. Unless they have male hormones. That's science, not my opinion... Don't blame the messenger.

-1point

Paul Pienkowski 8 months ago

Yes. But they're so good!

-1point

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Nadine 8 months ago

I think BP sucks for running this.

38points

LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

BP has sucked for the past three years. This used to be a site that posted light hearted and uplifting articles and artwork, now they are posting sociopathic c**p like this and censoring all their readers. They make Buzzfeed look good. I keep on think it will get better, but it sadly doesn’t. 😢

17points

Flarpel Blarpel 8 months ago

Yeah

5points

DB 8 months ago

Just this and not the rest of the garbage BP runs?

2points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 8 months ago

Too many people here confuse "mildly unethical" to "borderline sociopathic".

30points

LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

This is disgusting, BoredPanda. You should be ashamed for posting something like this. What the hell has this site become!?

22points

Ali H M Salehuddin 8 months ago

Petition to have this post removed. Too many truly unethical and dangerous hacks. Start by pressing dislike on the title page.

14points

LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

You can report this listicle. You have to provide the URL and why the listicle/article should be removed. BoredPanda will likely do nothing as they couldn’t care less about their readers.

4points

ƒιѕн 8 months ago

BP condoning theft now?

8points

v 8 months ago

I think there are far too many people who believe that unethical and illegal mean the same thing.

5points

Shark Lady 8 months ago

I think a lot of people don't seem to understand the difference between unethical and illegal.

5points

mandy the capibara 8 months ago

I think most of the OP's here could benefit from a few therapy sessions, and some lessons in integrity

5points

Manda Hart 8 months ago

I think it is unethical to post this on BP. Please take it down.

4points

DRMAGDN 8 months ago

Ewww. I need a shower after reading this.

4points

DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago

These gave me wayyyyy to much anxiety just reading them.

4points

Cash4Psleeve 8 months ago

Surprised they didn’t mention running red lights and stop signs will get you to your destination sooner

3points

TheAceofSpades 8 months ago

Ah yes, because promoting physical harm, theft, emotional abuse, and lying is sooo funny BoredPanda. God, this site is vile.

2points

Wilfredo 8 months ago (edited)

Lazy and immoral, nice job useless chinese bear

2points

Zoe's Mom 8 months ago

Post like this really makes me dislike humans. Reason I live with 2 dogs.

2points

Canandelabra 8 months ago

Wtf did I just read 😳

2points

Daya Meyer 8 months ago

Everytime I get confused about the way people think about ordering at amazon. It is like: "Hey, this company has to be hated because of their working and safety and every other policy and the boss is a twat so let's order as much as we can and use its warranties against it." Huh.

0points

The Original Bruno 8 months ago

Come to the U.S. Use a fake social security ID number. Get paid thousands FROM the IRS, but insist for political purposes that you pay your taxes. Buy a house using laws designed to prevent banking discrimination against black people. When the housing market collapses, go back to home country because Hey, that wasn't your identity anyway. Let the bank eat your mortgage. This was done by millions of people, and it's what caused the Great Recession. Home values going underwater snowballed. There were neighborhoods in America which were completely depopulated.

-2points

Rebecca A. Corvello Premium 8 months ago

Paranoid much?

4points

I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 8 months ago

People need to calm down! The vast majority of these are illegal but if people are dumb enough to do them on their head be it and a lot if them are jokes!

-3points

LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

B******t. This shouldn’t have been posted. Wishing physical harm on people and even death (like one of the items on this list) isn’t funny. Because theft, physical harm, and emotional abuse are soooo fun.

3points

Aspen Willows 8 months ago

I am seeing these comments. Calm down,

-3points

LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

Pleas don’t tell people to calm down. I’m the first one to love a good joke or breaking the rules. These are just disturbing and really creepy. There are items on this list that are borderline sociopathic. Heck, there’s even two items on this listicle that mention physical harm against a person.

4points

Nikole 8 months ago

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LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

Ah yes Nikole, because physically harming people like several of these items mention is soooo edgy! Physical and emotional harm is so in, Nikole.

6points

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Nadine 8 months ago

I think BP sucks for running this.

38points

LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

17points

Flarpel Blarpel 8 months ago

Yeah

5points

DB 8 months ago

Just this and not the rest of the garbage BP runs?

2points

Luis Hernandez Dauajare 8 months ago

Too many people here confuse "mildly unethical" to "borderline sociopathic".

30points

LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

This is disgusting, BoredPanda. You should be ashamed for posting something like this. What the hell has this site become!?

22points

Ali H M Salehuddin 8 months ago

Petition to have this post removed. Too many truly unethical and dangerous hacks. Start by pressing dislike on the title page.

14points

LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

You can report this listicle. You have to provide the URL and why the listicle/article should be removed. BoredPanda will likely do nothing as they couldn’t care less about their readers.

4points

ƒιѕн 8 months ago

BP condoning theft now?

8points

v 8 months ago

I think there are far too many people who believe that unethical and illegal mean the same thing.

5points

Shark Lady 8 months ago

I think a lot of people don't seem to understand the difference between unethical and illegal.

5points

mandy the capibara 8 months ago

I think most of the OP's here could benefit from a few therapy sessions, and some lessons in integrity

5points

Manda Hart 8 months ago

I think it is unethical to post this on BP. Please take it down.

4points

DRMAGDN 8 months ago

Ewww. I need a shower after reading this.

4points

DennyS (denzoren) 8 months ago

These gave me wayyyyy to much anxiety just reading them.

4points

Cash4Psleeve 8 months ago

Surprised they didn’t mention running red lights and stop signs will get you to your destination sooner

3points

TheAceofSpades 8 months ago

Ah yes, because promoting physical harm, theft, emotional abuse, and lying is sooo funny BoredPanda. God, this site is vile.

2points

Wilfredo 8 months ago (edited)

Lazy and immoral, nice job useless chinese bear

2points

Zoe's Mom 8 months ago

Post like this really makes me dislike humans. Reason I live with 2 dogs.

2points

Canandelabra 8 months ago

Wtf did I just read 😳

2points

Daya Meyer 8 months ago

0points

The Original Bruno 8 months ago

-2points

Rebecca A. Corvello Premium 8 months ago

Paranoid much?

4points

I_imagine_even_worse_w***s 8 months ago

People need to calm down! The vast majority of these are illegal but if people are dumb enough to do them on their head be it and a lot if them are jokes!

-3points

LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

3points

Aspen Willows 8 months ago

I am seeing these comments. Calm down,

-3points

LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

4points

Nikole 8 months ago

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LokisLilButterknife 8 months ago

Ah yes Nikole, because physically harming people like several of these items mention is soooo edgy! Physical and emotional harm is so in, Nikole.

6points