Work correspondence hack:

Anything that benefits you, put it in an email, letter, etc. so it can be memorialized when possible. 

Anything that is detrimental to you, make a call or discuss the issue face to face verbally.  Don’t leave a paper trail. .

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When you call in sick to work, call lying down as it makes you sound more congested.

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Also, if you tell them you have diarrhea nobody asks more questions

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I say I have intestinal disgust. Nobody asks for details.

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flush the toilet and call from the bathroom just as they answer. i dunno why but it sounds different

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Um, that is my boss, not my mom. I don't need to convince anyone I am too sick to work. It is not their place to question it. I always send an email.

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I say stomach trouble and ask if they want more details.

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See if you can offer up a fart that makes the walls vibrate.

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Whether this is unethical or not depends on whether you're faking it in the first place (and then surely the "unethical" part is the fraudulent call, not how well you fake it).

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Hang your head of the edge of the bed

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Tested this with my mom on the phone. It didn't work. Lol.

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explosive diarrhea and projectile vomiting ....

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My daughter's friend calls that the "Wombo Combo"

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Don't call in with 'sickness & diarrhea' or 'food poisoning' as these are the 99% of what people call in with. I worked in an office next to someone who took ALL the calls from a manufacturing facility and noted the reasons for their managers. Even if it's true it's less believable..

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and if you're on the toilet for too long and they ask you why it took so long, you say "you want detais?" :-D

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Or you could suck it up buttercup unless you're ACTUALLY sick... God forbid.

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also: use fancier dialect to make it seem more serious to get more time off. would you put somebody with the pestilence back in 4 days? i thought not

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Or just take your lazy a*s to work. No one believes you at all.

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If you mail a letter without a stamp with the return address as the actual address you want it go, they will “return” it to the return address. 😉.

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If you want to lie, make a part of the lie something shameful. Everybody will believe you.

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If you rob a bank you have almost guaranteed shelter regardless of the outcome.

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Using billions in tax payer federally funded research to create medications and then turn around and charge those same tax payers a 1000 fold increase in costs WHILE also getting tax cuts myself from the very middle man politicians who give me the public funds. Oh but wait - one important caveat, why do these politicians help me out so much? because of course I get ultra rich, but they want their cut, their political campaign donation of course, from the very pool of profits I made off their constituents tax payer money!, Bwahahahahhaa - "EVIL LAUGH".

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If you’re planning on calling out sick, schedule an email about it at a weird time early in the morning. People don’t doubt it when they think you were up at 4:37 am vomiting.

Then if you need to physically call, you can do that later and have written documentation that you were “up all night vomiting” or whatever.

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Pretty unethical but also pretty harmless: if you’re ever out and about and forgot your sunglasses, go to any grocery store customer service counter and say “Did anyone turn in some black (or whatever) sunglasses?” They will proceed to dump a literal pile of lost sunglasses in front of you. Look decisive so as to not draw suspicion.

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On a trip to Las Vegas, I decided to visit their adult pool area at the Delano. Upon paid entry, they provided me a bright neon wristband. I also happened to be attending a Red Hot Chili Peppers show the same night and still had my pool wristband on when I entered the venue.


While trying to navigate to my seating area, I asked the usher for directions to get to my seat.
Well, they didn't look too closely at the ticket location on my phone and only noticed my wristband. The next thing I knew, I was being directed into the VIP access area right up front.

Apparently, the VIP wristband was the same color, so I was able to enjoy the show as a VIP.

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Wear black carpenter pants, black polo, multi tool, flash light and a clipboard. Walk with purpose. Get you backstage 90% of the time.

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Just before covid my son worked at a multi national that had posh reception areas with coffee machines, large tv’s running the companies products and advances all day and always smart receptionists.

One day a van pulls up with three blokes in it, all in hi viz and clean smart workwear, they show their work order to the receptionist and get on with removing 4 x 70” tv screens and a projector all for upgrades and replacements.

To this day, neither the blokes, van or tv’s have been seen again.

Just walk out like you own it comes to mind.

The receptionists were not sacked but from then on every one who came to that facility had to be checked properly.

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Wear a generic shirt, jeans, and boots. Put on a safety vest. Carry a 6ft ladder. You just got access to damn near anywhere. Just say you're "Auditing the camera system" and you basically have free run of most places.


Source - I'm an electrician, and never get questioned unless I'm going into a bank vault.

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If you shop around at garage sales or good will, some brands offer lifetime warranties.

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If you run for Congress, you get government briefings, some of them confidential, then you can trade stocks on the info.

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Educate childs using dog training techniques.

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If you get in a one-car accident, or fall asleep whilst driving, etc., tell the responding police that you "swerved to avoid an animal.".

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Pay for one movie ticket, stay in cinema all day. Works almost always everywhere.

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Have a large, “professional” looking camera. Get a bright vest that says “press” on it. Make an ID. Go to town. Almost free access anywhere.

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Re-gifting presents as 'timeless heirlooms'.

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You can replace every 'e' in a word document with 'е', the Cyrillic equivalent. Looks identical to us but computers read it as a separate character. It's such a common letter that when replaced, it scrambles the text and lets you get through plagiarism/AI detectors. 


For fun, copy/paste this modified word into Google and see what results you get: расе.

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For entry level / lower level jobs, lie on your resume. Most places don’t have the time to check that you’re telling the truth. Put a friend’s phone number down as an “old boss”, or bump up your degree, whatever you need to do. Just make sure you actually have the skills you claim to have.

EDIT: agree with these comments that even if you don’t have the skills you claim to have, be willing to learn them FAST! That’s actually exactly what I did when I first got into my industry now that I think about it. They never suspected a thing lol.

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Back in the day I worked for Jerry's subs and pizza for a few months running deliveries, it wasn't uncommon that folks would call in pick up orders and just never show. At closing time it was up for grabs so on weekends my friends would call in a decent sized pick up order 30 mins before we closed and I'd show up to hang with the bros with eats in tow.

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I worked at a grocery store and saw the same 3 people show up all the time and steal stuff. The manager said there aren't even recordings for the cameras and they don't care if people steal. I started treating myself to lunch after that.

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If you're any major city pick the nicest hotel you can find and walk in like you're staying there. Use the bathrooms as they are often very nice and with little pressure to rush. My primary source is the 4 seasons bathroom in downtown SF, top tier, has those tough paper towels that are so nice to use.

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For ubereats, mcdonalds, burger king, etc start like 20-30 accounts on their apps. Once they realize you have been inactive for a period of time they will almost always give you offers for free food, or like a burger for a dollar or whatever. Because i have so many accounts i can check through them and there is almost always ways for me to get a full meal for about 3-4 bucks at most. You can also use multiple accounts at the same time to make different orders and pick them up all at once if you really want a lot of basically free food, but thats a little more risky.

Ubereats regularly sends me 25 dollars off orders of 25 or more for the first order on a new account if i dont order anything on that account for a bit. Now you cant use the same card you have used on other accounts so you have to buy a cheap prepaid card each time.

If done right it ends up being like 20 dollars off any order of 25 because of the cost of purchasing the prepaid card. I do this regularly and order exactly 25 dollars of food which ends up being 5 dollars+fees+tip. Generally means i get to order 25 dollars of food from any restaurant for around 15 bucks all fees and tip included vs the 40+ it would be normally. Cheaper than going there or picking it up myself.

15 bucks for enough food to feed 3 people and have it delivered is pretty awesome. It takes a few steps but honestly not more than just starting a new email address and a quick stop on the way home for a cheap prepaid gift card.



For the accounts you have already used your first order deal on they will still send 40% off 3 orders of 25 dollars or more almost consistently on accounts that havent been used in a few weeks and i always have one on deck if the girlfriend and i want to order food on the weekend.

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To quit smoking cigarettes, know that you can't smoke if you're asleep. It is extremely hard to give up nicotine, so I just bought a bottle of z quill and knocked myself out. I'd wake up feeling like s**t and groggy, but as soon as the craving came along, I just knocked myself out again. 


It's probably not the "healthy" way to quit, but it's healthier than being a smoker your whole life. I only did this for about 3 days, and after that you're over the hump. You don't feel the discomfort or the cravings if youre asleep all day. .

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I buy a lot of things on Amazon. And it happened that the delivery status doesn't work. So I got my package in my mailbox but Amazon sent a message saying that, as my package is late/or lost I can ask for a refund of it. I did it a few times so I got some pretty good stuff for free.

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Bluffing on your resume about trending skills & experience - although make sure you are well-versed in the skills & aware of the fake experience.

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I have lied thru my teeth every time I have been sat on a jury to get out of it. Works every time.

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To get more ice cream at a shop, order a single scoop first then change your mind and tell them 2 scoops instead. The scoop for the second will be bigger if not same to match the first scoop.

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If you're looking for parking and you ended up somewhere where rows of cars got fined, just pull up, park your car, walk over to one of those cars, take the fine from their windscreen and put it on yours. Enjoy your day. .

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You don't actually have to be a violent sociopath to make people believe you can snap at any moment and make them behave accordingly.

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You can get into most places by wearing a maintenance uniform i.e cover alls a construction helmet+ vest and carrying a tool box or ladder. I would recommend a respirator and gloves. No more movie tickets needed.

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If I break something that is still available for sale, I go buy a new one, then return the broken one with the new receipt a day later, saying it only lasted a day. I've used this for video game controllers, toasters, blenders, vaccums, and a lot of items.

The store never questions it, and I get a new item for very little effort and no additional cost.

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If you are in the middle of a war it is okay to buy and sell things on the black market. That includes buying and selling things like salt or met. The black market isn't always about things that are unethical like guns or d***s. Sometimes it can be about everyday items most of us have access to now.

You do you when the world around you is falling apart.

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Petty judgemental attitude towards others to make you forget your low self esteem . Unethical but way too common.

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Flights around 9/11 are cheaper 👀.

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In the self-checkout aisle, you call the shots. Organic pears become regular pears. Organic apples become regular pears. Organic meat becomes regular pears; if you tear off the bar code.


The scanner is just a mindless machine, take control of your own destiny.

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Road signs are free you can just take em!

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Girl Scout cookies are able to be resold easily. Girl Scouts are terrible at spotting counterfeit currency.

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