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Katinka Min 2 years ago

The sexoffender phtographer is just the cherry on top. Out any of this in a movie nad nooen would believe you :-D

27points

Blackstone 2 years ago

Initially I was prepared to disagree with shaming people's weddings, but one this isn't about the wedding, it's about some serious dysfunction. My only question is how/ why is this person close enough to this s**t show to be considered for MOH? Girl, run!

22points

O. Boogie 2 years ago

Is this a country song? It should be.

17points

T h e r e s a 2 years ago

Dear sweet and spicy Jesus.

17points

May 2 years ago

This deserves to be on top

10points

Chef Latte 2 years ago

And the Dundie for Best Movie Wedding goes to THIS STORY

5points

GlitterQueen541 2 years ago

That was a very messy rollercoaster ride, and I am here for it!

4points

Milady Blue 2 years ago

Wow, ticks off ALL the "You Might Be White Trash IF" boxes!

2points

Anne Edwards 2 years ago

Shouldn't this one start with Florida Couple?????

2points

LynzCatastrophe 2 years ago

I would actually watch this if it was a movie. We need a good comedy movie.

2points

Dadolwch 2 years ago

I feel like I just watched an entire season of Shameless

2points

Imma 2 years ago

I'm not even gonna try to say something, cuz too many had already said everything I was thinking to say. But, wow that was.. Interesting.

2points

Fester Sixonesixonethree 2 years ago

This is the singularly funniest tragedy I've ever read.

2points

pat hayes 2 years ago

WINNER...DONE DEAL....NO ONE ELSE NEED APPLY😨

2points

SoozeeQ 2 years ago

Oh Lordy, Lordy. Sounds like the groom's family crashed the other wedding and got drunk and threw up in the bathroom.

2points

Jimmy Ford 2 years ago

Halfway through I realized this had to be real because there's no way anybody could come up with all of these things in one fake story.

1point

Tamra Stiffler 2 years ago

The rest of this list will be downhill from here. 😂

1point

Mary Sampietro 2 years ago

This sounds awesome!

1point

Tammy Kirks 2 years ago

I've been on rollercoasters that had less hills, valleys, and turns than this entire story.

1point

Micah 2 years ago

It sounds ridiculous, but all of the problems are thematically related, so it's believable.

1point

Lynne Hammar 2 years ago

Oh thanks for the laughs!!!

1point

Shadow_ Leaf 2 years ago

I hope the rest are better than this because otherwise I'm not gonna keep scrolling

0points

Victoria G. 2 years ago (edited)

Is this all about one wedding or several? :D I want to see a movie based on that day!

0points

GramDB 2 years ago

OMG!

0points

Princess 2 years ago

This story definitely takes the cake

0points

Billie Jo Norman 2 years ago

This sounds made up and I hope it’s not something that really happened!!! Hello I had to stop and get a drink myself!!!

0points

Ernie Tabuena 2 years ago

The grand bull moose gold medal award winner…

0points

C Cat 2 years ago

I'm reading this article with this entry as #1, and just- what comes after this? I can't imagine anything topping it 😂

0points

Evi Grimes 2 years ago

What... What did I just read? Like I would watch this if it were a movie... Sell it to Netflix OP, so your time wasn't completely wasted.

0points

Kel 2 years ago

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0points

Berdarien Brown 2 years ago

This is the first and has to be the winner. Right? Please...

0points

Maria Mendez 2 years ago

Wow. Just...Wow.

0points

Betsy Novack 2 years ago

Weddings have become the biggest farce on earth. I felt for the couple who planned their perfect day, that had to put up with the fire engines and bomb squad working behind them , collecting evidence from what they could gather from the dumpster that had been blown up with dynamite about 2 seconds from falling asleep when the explosion had me wondering who we were at war with. But this would have had me walking West till my hat floated. It's so bad, it's hard to belief possible. But that's what make me believe this. If it's made up, Stephen King can rest assured, there need be no monsters from afar. Humans next door are often so much worse.

0points

Pamela Blue 2 years ago

OMG! I have a vivid imagination. Reading this and picturing it all - I couldn't stop giggling. Then when the sex offender photographer got in the act, that finished me off. What an absolute disaster of a wedding! LOLOLOLOL!

0points

Nicole Holt 2 years ago

This is a lot! Wow...

0points

James Arvidson 2 years ago

Damn

0points

Lisa Reuss 2 years ago

This is, without question, the worst AND the stupidest wedding story I have ever heard. Holy crap, if you planned to have a lowbrow, tacky, shitshow of a wedding you could not plan one worse than this.

0points

Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago

This sounds like a horror movie...

0points

She1World Lofton 2 years ago

Oh My GOD....You are A TROOPER‼️. BE My Friend 😂😂😂...You won't have to worry about MOH either bc I'm already married

0points

Fran S 2 years ago

Sounds like a comedy movie.

0points

J. Weaver 2 years ago

Jeez. I need a drink after this ride. Wow.

0points

Debra Heselton 2 years ago

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0points

Jp@nda 2 years ago

They should have to face felony charges for this train wreck

0points

Greatlolxx 2 years ago

*information overload-*

0points

Asi Bassey 2 years ago

When they say truth can be stranger than fiction, this is what they mean.

0points

Victor Botha 2 years ago

This is hysterical. What an amazing movie this could be.

0points

Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 2 years ago

I literally need a drink after reading this, poor MOH 😂

0points

ReaderSope 2 years ago

Even Joy and Crab Mans wedding was better than this tf

0points

Wang Zhuang 2 years ago

This is...wow. I'm at a loss for words

0points

Elaine Lombardi 2 years ago

Yeah winner.

0points

Jaguarundi 2 years ago

This caps the wedding I went to where the bride went AWOL, (she was found hiding in the woods) the cousin was snorting cocaine off of the chrome kitchen countertop in the VFW during the reception and an uncle had a heart attack during the reception as well. Before the wedding, during the bride hunt, the officiant said to the guests, "I know that most of you belong to "other than this religion", so , let me be the first to tell you that you're all going to he!!. It was a perfect day...

0points

Hello 2 years ago

Why did Bored Panda bothered to put 30? I read enough with just the first one.

0points

Lord pretzell 2 years ago

Holy f*****g s**t

0points

shodokai 2 years ago

This sounds made up, but the details are too bizarre to be made up... must be true.

0points

lloyd Kathurima 2 years ago

Keeps getting worse with every sentence.

0points

Dinah Brand 2 years ago

Anyone own the movie rights yet?

0points

Lynn H 2 years ago

Dang! I thought my story was bad. This is a nightmare.

0points

Bobby 2 years ago

ok, this didn't happen, someone found the outline for the next Netflix summer comedy, just left out that the best man and the MOH hate eachother initially but they're getting getting married at the same park, but done well this time

0points

rhubarb 2 years ago

dang, I've seen bad weddings, but this is on a whole new level

0points

Stephanie A Mutti 2 years ago

I'd have left after spaghetti and green beans too.

0points

Mr Zipperface 2 years ago

I'd have left before the spaghetti and green beans

2points

Lucy Shupe 2 years ago

The perfect definition of rednecks.

0points

Shelby Jackson 2 years ago

That was a wild ride lol

0points

Nadia Klima 2 years ago

i have no words on this... how

0points

Bianca Küper 2 years ago

this is a winner is this list.... definetly

0points

Anne Edwards 2 years ago

Winner, winner spaghetti and green bean dinner!

2points

JessG 2 years ago

Whoah, that was a wild ride...

0points

The_Nicest_Misanthrope 2 years ago

Yup, we have a winner

0points

Neko Nabe 2 years ago (edited)

Fake.. If not, I wish it was fabricated.

-2points

leyic 2 years ago

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-3points

__groundhogday__ , Photos by Lanty Report

The best man screwed the groom's mother between the meal and the dancing. The groom finds out and punches the best man, breaking his hand. The best man drives away and gets stopped by the police for drunk driving.

Being a wedding photographer is awesome.

Final score:

278points

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Chef Latte 2 years ago

I only would work for a wedding BECAUSE of these stories

75points

Much_Difference , wikimedia.commons Report

Camo print wedding dress that was borderline see-through. Walked down the aisle to the Scooby Doo theme. No, nobody knows why they chose that song, including the couple themselves. They divorced a few months later after they both stopped cleaning the house in an act of defiance against one another.

Final score:

194points

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V33333P 2 years ago

Should've put that wedding dress back on and hidden in the mess

87points

I was actually the bartender but it was a hoot. 1st, wedding was outside and it stormed violently. Groom was hammered pre wedding. Hit on all the bartenders. Then the DJ got hammered, made lewd comments to women in the microphone. Then basically everyone was hammered, knocked over the wedding cake which also happened to be a table with many candles, so the place caught on fire. Good times. Often wonder how that marriage worked out.

SnooHobbies7109 , Pixabay Report

Final score:

187points

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Nor 2 years ago

Gotta let it burn

41points

Svetlana_of_Athens , Arshad Pooloo Report

A wedding on the beach behind Hooters. The officiant stood next to a trash bin. As if it was planned, the trash collector pulled up during the vows. Did he wait to change the bag? Absolutely not. Children at the wedding swarmed the couple like the flies around the trash can just after the kiss, stepping all over her dress. She bent over to adjust her sandal and a pack of Marlboro reds fell out of the bust along with her right breast.

It felt like we were rubber necking instead witnessing a marriage.

Final score:

186points

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DUN DUN (she/her) 2 years ago

O.O Sheesh

28points

Wedding was in a suburban driveway. The maid of honour stole the bouquet from someone’s garden and the best man proudly announced he had shoplifted the rings. The groom wore a button-down shirt that said ‘f**k off’ in fancy lettering. The bride stopped in the middle of the vows to tell her mother to ‘get that [friggin] kid out of here.’ It was her second kid by the previous bloke.

When it was over, we apologized to the celebrant. He said he’d seen worse.

HopelessEmu , Mariano Rivas Report

Final score:

171points

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May 2 years ago

What's a celebrant?

37points

Waitress at a bogan wedding. The night ended with the chef and I rounding up the kids and barricading us all in the kitchen and locking the doors to prevent the melee of fighting adults outside from A) accessing MORE weapons (Some of them BYO’d knives) and B) hurting the kids. They ranged in age from toddlers to preteens. It was just the chef and I, 2 women and a whole bunch of screaming and frightened kids until the police came and carted everyone off to jail.

Wedding photographer showed up the next morning for the scheduled photoshoot. I had to tell him he could find the wedding party at the local jail. The chef and I are still friends, but we both quit that place shortly after that epic wedding.

a_nonny_mooze Report

Final score:

168points

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Harrison Miller 2 years ago

This sounds like something out of die hard

44points

Both of my middle sister's weddings.

Don't get me wrong, she's the sane one of my sisters and I actually really love her, but she has a, shall we say, unique sense of style.

Wedding #1 was while she was working as a carnie, and was held after closing time on the midway at some podunk county fair. I may well have been the only sober person there, and there were definitely more tattoos than teeth in attendance. She wound up leaving him when he turned out to be an abusive self-centered twat who contributed nothing to taking care of their kid.

Wedding #2 (just last year) was mostly okay, and BIL is a really stand-up guy. But y'all, the whole wedding theme was camo. My sister wore a camouflage wedding dress and matching crocs. BIL wore jeans and a dress shirt with a camo vest. The frigging cake was covered in camo-patterned ribbons and IDK where the hell she got camo patterned silk roses but the cake had a pile of those too.

talidrow , Matheus Ferrero Report

Final score:

163points

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Brandon Marlowe 2 years ago

lol. Upvote for mentioning the tooth to tattoo ratio.

225points

I don’t even know where to begin.. ceremony was comprised of immediate family then followed by a reception with all guests in a relatively nice hotel banquet hall. An hour in at 7pm the open bar was completely closed down because MULTIPLE guests were throwing up in the bathroom sinks causing flooding, the groom was so wasted even before the ceremony but was blackout by the time of reception. During the first dance he kept his hands in his cargo pant khakis the entire time and ate dinner sitting on the floor in a corner of the hall while the bride sat at the head table alone. About two hours in, the groom randomly left and slept at their house while the bride stayed in the newlywed suite by herself.. they are now separated as you may have assumed by this point.

Rdab3 , Oleg Magni Report

Final score:

146points

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Katinka Min 2 years ago

Why do some adults get drunk so badly and so quickly just because there is free booze? Can't you afford your own alcohol?? This is just such infantile behaviour.

112points

#10

A friend's wedding. She was walking down the aisle and had to pause to put out her cigarette. It was a small wedding and her friends thought it was hilarious. Married less than 2 years. She married him because he was in the military and she thought she was getting cash for life. He chose deployment to a war zone over staying with her.

JanuarySoCold , freestocks.org Report

Final score:

140points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

This one made me laugh, sorry !

51points

Technical_Fold5433 , brooke_beebe Report

#11

A wedding where they had a flag that said “I had my wedding on Friday because Saturdays are for the boys”

Final score:

137points

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Sergy Yeltsen 2 years ago

I wonder how long that marriage lasted...

92points

#12

The mother in law took a swing at the bride on the dance floor. Still blows my mind thinking about it.

ev6464 , Andrii Olishevskyi Report

Final score:

125points

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Nor 2 years ago

Gotta love family drama

31points

#13

I used to work at a place that had a very large tent-like building that was often used for weddings, receptions, celebration of life events, etc. It was on a local lake in a beautiful area. It was very expensive to rent out ($3,000-$5,000 depending on how much work from staff is required). Well one family rented it out for the trashiest wedding I had encountered there.

The wedding was "peacock themed" and the decorations consisted of black and teal paper plates, random peacock feathers, and teal paper cups. They wanted to put all this stuff out the night before the wedding. The owner warned them that this is basically a tent on the lake and things left out will get dirty and spider webbed overnight. They ignored this advice and then pitched a fit when they returned the next morning.

Next, the bride had neglected to try her dress on since she purchased it and had gained weight. She couldn't zip it. She ended up buying a white tank top to wear under it and left it unzipped.

Then after the ceremony, everyone was very inebriated and the bride's mother set up a chair on the middle of the dance floor had the groom sit there and cheered her daughter on as the bride gave the groom a very very vigorous lap dance.

M16Candles , Ivan Botha Report

Final score:

118points

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Party Poison 2 years ago

Was it Hera's and Zeus's wedding? (The peacock is one of Hera's holy animals)

48points

#14

My own. In a Mississippi judge's office with a bag of Cheetos on her desk. She wiped her hands on a napkin, grabbed a Bible, and did her thing with orange crumbs on her lips. Her work heels were not on because she was in her office. It was extremely rush. I understand that she was on her break but we didn't mind waiting. Idk why they rushed us thru.

Zezima-RS , Giorgio Trovato Report

Final score:

117points

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May 2 years ago

Seems very unprofessional. Have some respect for the occasion.

81points

Linguistic_Anarchy Report

#15

I did catering. I ran the FOH and this included set up. Everything was from a rental company, including the linens—so tablecloths and, in this case, napkins.

The family was Russian and they were insane. The whole event was super swanky reception considering they chose BBQ as their preferred entree but we played our roles.

They busted out a sword to open booze with. They busted my bosses s**t. And the worst? The worst was when a lady went and urinated in the woods (despite a perfectly good and accessible bathroom readily available), used the linen napkin as TP, AND TRIED TO HAND IT BACK TO ME WHEN SHE WAS DONE.

Thankfully, my boss was as horrified as I was. To this day, I can’t even.

Final score:

108points

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Labellesouris 2 years ago

Yikes!!!

33points

#16

Grooms best man went around with a naked photo of the groom. Showed everyone including the bride and grooms family. The worst part was there were kids at the wedding including the brides very young son and it wasn't a small photo either like on his phone it was a huge canvas of the groom nude.

xXFaTnEeKXx , Towfiqu barbhuiya Report

Final score:

105points

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May 2 years ago

Some people don't understand that what might be funny at the bachelor party, is not at all funny at the wedding

127points

#17

Haven't been to the wedding (was before my time, and in my wives family): At the reception, somebody decided to play a joke on the groom by pulling his chair when he sat down after greeting the guests. He fell, and broke his neck on the chair.

Asleep-Worry467 Report

Final score:

101points

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Ellie Rosser 2 years ago

This is never funny. Never!

95points

#18

Ceremony was in a park - not booked or decorated, just showed up and found a spot.

Reception was at a scout hall. No decorations again, and for catering the brides family went through Red Rooster drive thru and got a bunch of whole chickens and chips. Like, 5 different cars went through one after the other and ordered, they didn't even pre order.

Groom and all his friends were high as kites and only reason bride wasn't is because she announced she was knocked up.

Groom and his mates bought their dirt bikes and after eating went out and rode them around the hall. Was so loud and muddy.

neathspinlights , Ignacio Brosa Report

Final score:

94points

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Ellen Ranks 2 years ago

Well, maybe they did enjoy their wedding like this.....spontaneous

42points

#19

Half Mormon half not Mormon wedding. The Mormon half was ultra Mormon, the non-Mormon half was a good amount recovering addicts. The mother got her daughters attention by just standing in front of whatever she was looking at including the groom, the photographer, the DJ, didn’t matter. Mom was also pretty high most of the wedding. 22 people in the bridal party, only 2 girls were the brides bridesmaids from before she met the Mormons. They kept getting frustrated because the Mormon bridesmaids kept pulling the bride away from them whenever they saw them all together alone. No alcohol served so the non-Mormon side went to the liquor store across the street and served their own. Cake smash fail, went straight into the bride’s hair. Mormon side started to talk crap about the drinkers and so the drinkers tried to pick fights with the Mormons. Wedding ended early, lots of tears. Such a hot mess wedding. The couple are both dentists.

sequoiakelley , Redd Report

Final score:

88points

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Lucy Shupe 2 years ago

Oh, I’m still married, to that man. It will be 47 years in August.

55points

PM_MEE_PUSSY_PICS , Pavel Danilyuk Report

#20

There were no tables and chairs. Like none. They had an open bar but no chairs. Everyone had to put their drink on the ground and hold their plate to eat. It was crazy.

Everyone just assumed that some sort of terrible thing happened where the tables and chair people didn't bring them but afterwards I asked her (the bride) what happened and she just said "Oh we would have had to pay extra for that."

Final score:

87points

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Harrison Miller 2 years ago

I..... nevermind

37points

#21

The bride and her sisters did a strip tease/lap dance on the groom immediately following dinner. In front of his grandmother.

JohnaldL , Leah Kelley Report

Final score:

86points

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Debbie Barnes 2 years ago

The bride should have saved that for her honeymoon and what the hell was her sisters doing?? Time for an exit on that performance.

69points

#22

Reception held in (essentially) a metal pole barn. While the DJ plays the wedding classic hits of "Who's bed have your boots been under?" and "Who's cheating who?", the piss poor air conditioning and insulation causes the guests to figuratively melt. Unfortunately, the wedding cake literally melts and the top 2 layers topple onto the floor. The cake is rebuilt into a frankencake off of bits on the floor by a couple of guests hoping to save the bride trauma. Fortunately only a handful of guests are served this cake before it is replaced with sheet cake. We sat at our school cafeteria style tables and tried to drink away our misery one cup of Busch Light at a time, but the hand tap on the keg leaked like crazy, requiring a full body calisthenic workout to squeeze out a cup of foam every few minutes.

GiraffeandZebra Report

Final score:

86points

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NinaRosario 2 years ago

Okay but the sarcastic commentary just made this so much funnier

50points

#23

Probably going to get buried, but went to a fancy wedding at a beautiful venue, it was an incredible outdoor ceremony, with the reception inside a super fancy lakefront venue.

All went well, until the brides dad stood up to give a toast. The brides dad, and her mother had been divorced since she was little, so at least 25-26 years they’ve been divorced. The brides side of the family is VERY well off, and with about 200 people in attendance he essentially roasted the brides mother for 10-15 minutes. He was talking about how she used to f**k the tennis instructor he paid for, then he went down the list naming the guys she dated after him, how she couldn’t hold a job and just used his money. The mom had her current husband there and then he turned his attention to that guy and was roasting on him for being the flavor of the week and how he won’t be around when his daughter is back from her honeymoon. He then moved on back to the mother and really laid into her again.

I mean he was off the rails, it was like a Comedy Central roast of the brides mom but fueled by his apparent hatred for her. I had been drinking a lot, so at first I thought I was mishearing things, but the longer it went on I was sure I wasn’t. I have no idea how no one stopped this, but they literally let him go on until he was done uninterrupted.

He did not mention his daughter or the groom once. He just roasted his ex wife the whole time.

tarheel310 Report

Final score:

85points

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Katinka Min 2 years ago

In the end, he just embarrassed himself, not th eobject of his hatred. After 25 years - Jeez, move on!

86points

#24

I had one of my friends from highschool get married in a trashy way. His fiancé at the time invited him to lunch at Buffalo wild wings and she had also invited the whole family (they where in on it) and once my friend showed up he found out it was a surprises wedding (just like you would do a surprise birthday party) The even trashier part is they didn't like reserve the restaurant or anything so in his wedding photos (standing in front of the bathrooms by the way) you can see complete strangers coming out of the bathrooms.

TaintedTruth222 , Mike Mozart Report

Final score:

83points

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Yoga Kitty 2 years ago

Wedding photos? He actually agreed to this "surprise wedding"?

45points

#25

The bride made a speech thanking her in laws for financial assistance for the event. Her mother was not thanked and she was furious. There was a long head table for bridal party and parents. It was made out of small tables pushed together covered by one long tablecloth. The mother pulled a small table out of the arrangement, catching the table cloth, and nearly destroying the head table set up. Now the bride got angry and there was much back and forth with various family members attempting to make peace. The mother refused to push back her table and began to invite others to sit with her, all people who were not meant to be seated at the front. Mother of bride continued to sit there and talk s**t about her daughter, the bride, to anyone who would listen.

lilyspads , Evelina Friman Report

Final score:

74points

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SoozeeQ 2 years ago

👀 This doesn't sound like a one-off behaviour. She's obviously a narcissist and was pissed off that the attention was on the bride instead of *her*! I bet she didn't even help financially or in any way at all. The bride probably regretted inviting her. Hope the groom's family are lovely and can make up for the sh!tty bride's mother.

75points

AdLiving7358 , Geoffrey Fairchild Report

#26

A family member of mines 2ND wedding reception was held INSIDE a indoor gun range. The groom was obviously an avid hunter because the entire wedding party was wearing camouflage suits and the bonus was the "open bar" consisting on two kegs of coors light sitting trash cans filled with ice.

Final score:

69points

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Robert T 2 years ago

That's a whole different kind of shotgun wedding!

50points

#27

I worked at a high-end golf club in Seattle that held extravagant weddings on a regular basis. This wedding in Samoa is perhaps my favourite:

-All of the guys wore lime green vests and snapbacks that matched.

-As mentioned in the contract, the wedding party must order food from the golf club's restaurant. Instead, they order Domino's, and the pizza delivery man serves them pizza while they sit in a beautiful restaurant.

-Right before the marriage, the bride and broom groom had a fistfight, which caused the ceremony to be postponed until bruises could be concealed with cosmetics.

-A live band was engaged to perform at the event, but they were not fed. The lead vocalist decides to speed down the hill during their first break to fetch a drink.

Natha031 , Clay Banks Report

Final score:

68points

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Mr Zipperface 2 years ago

Broom groom?

23points

Jealous_Lawfulness_2 Report

#28

Officiant was a friend of a friend. He tried out standup material during the ceremony and was visibly intoxicated. Best man gave a speech that involved a very bloody injury and fake cried at the end. Like movie level comically obvious fake crying. At the end, one of the barn walls where the party/dancing was, collapsed and hundreds of acorns spilled onto the dance floor…it was insane!

Final score:

68points

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Mouse 2 years ago

Some squirrel was lurking somewhere, watching and pissed off that idiot humans broke the stash spot

59points

#29

A friend of the family is a wedding photographer. We went to dinner with her family a few weeks ago and she explained the most bizarre wedding she had ever been to (which happened to be that same day, and involved someone we all know)

Wedding was behind a trailer in a trailer park

Folding chairs clearly labeled "Property of [school]," there were two church pews, and several 5 gallon buckets turned upside down

Some of the wedding party arrived on riding mowers

The bride was wearing some screen-printed t-shirt, jeans, and a veil made from cheesecloth

The groom was wearing a jean vest with no shirt underneath and torn jeans

The bride had met the groom just over 3 months prior, as the groom was still married to his 1st wife at the time. Divorce takes 90 days here. Do the math.

Most of the guests were dressed like they were in the middle of doing yard work

Reception was in the same area. Several cases of PBR and Miller Lite, supermarket pre-boxed cheese and cracker spreads, and a few Bojangles fried chicken boxes

[deleted] , Jeff Stapleton Report

Final score:

61points

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Deborah Barron Brown 2 years ago

She doesn't mention the guests behavior so I assume they behaved. Basically this is a poor person's wedding and shouldn't be shamed.

113points

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#30

It was at a Holiday Inn, the groomsmen all were brightly colored prom vests and jeans. I was a +1 to one of the bridesmaids, I just wore a regular suit, nothing fancy. I was still dressed better than the groom and I got dirty looks for it

JudgementalChair , Markus Spiske Report

Final score:

58points

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Debbie Barnes 2 years ago

I don't know about getting married at the Holiday Inn, but I think people should wear whatever they want a wedding... If the bride and groom are happy in jeans, then good for them. :)

44points

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#31

I went to a wedding that had a Matrix theme. The groomsmen all wore floor length leather jackets and tiny sunglasses. The MC made a slideshow of images from the movie with the groomsmen’s faces badly photoshopped on. They insisted on calling each other “Neo” and “Amorpheous” while high-fiving each other. It was painful.

There was a lot of tension at the wedding and it turned out that the groom had cheated on the bride a few weeks earlier but she had still decided to marry him. His family was really trashy and took the view that their son had cheated because the bride wasn’t good enough for him. The bride’s family was not trashy but pissed that she took him back and obviously hated the groom and his [lousy] family. The sister was the maid of honour and her speech was very sarcastic “just so glad to welcome you to the family… Greg” but it went over the head’s of the groom’s relatives. Everyone who knew the story was cringing.

The groom’s Dad was loaded. He stood up and told a long and convoluted story about a wife giving teaspoons of sugar to God which made no sense and seemed to have very sexist undertones. They cut quickly to the music and the drunk groom’s father hit the dance floor and started grinding with some woman who wasn’t his wife. His wife sees and has a s**t fit and starts screaming at him. They won’t stop fighting so they cut the music and have the four piece, high school band play classical music badly. It includes a squeaky clarinet.

Like a terrible foreshadowing from above, it starts pissing with rain and people start trying to politely leave. Last thing I see, is the groomsmen running to their cars with their trench coats folded up over their heads to protect their tiny sunglasses, while the band plays the squeaky Matrix theme song. It was amazing.

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Final score:

29points

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Micah 2 years ago

Was it digital rain?

7points

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#32

a coworker of mine got married in her driveway. on the invitation it said that everyone had to wear the color purple and they served KFC and hostess cupcakes for dessert. music was a boom box with the local light rock station playing. the worst part was that she let her dogs crap all over the driveway during the reception so no one ever picked up the poop. we all just kinda weirdly hopped around it in our variety of purple hues.

ashnoelle1217 , Dillon Kydd Report

Final score:

29points

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WildHoneyPie 2 years ago

Until the poop this one wasn't so bad, just a little weird.

10points

#33

Probably my dad's 2nd marriage. Along the banks of a river with trailer homes in the background. He's wearing a tuxedo Tshirt and rainbow mirror sunglasses. The ceremony took place at noon: he'd been drinking since 5AM. I had to walk one of the bridesmaids down a flight of steps as she was legally blind, and someone asked me if I was going to bang her. sighs

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Final score:

25points

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Me Oh My 2 years ago

Poor OP. Poor first wife. Poor second wife. Just all-around pity for everyone involved here.

10points

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#34

I'm so glad I can share this story again.

In my early 20s a childhood friend's sister was getting married. I was friendly with the family and all the siblings so I agreed to go. When I got the invitation it said on the invitation "no gifts please just money". This didn't seem like the bride. She would be fine with either. I then get contacted by bride's mother who tells me to get them a physical gift because the grooms mother is planning on taking any money they get as compensation for planning the wedding.

I get to the venue which is a church but the wedding is not actually in the main part of the church. It is in the church basement. So bizarre. It looks like the set up of a high school dance. My friend who's sister is getting married tells me that her sister never got her dress altered so they had to use safety pins. They walk down the "aisle" to a Metallica song playing on a boom box.

The ceremony was quick thankfully. No alcohol at the wedding. Ok, it is what it is. There was sparkling 99 cent grape juice at each table. I know it was 99 cents because the stickers were left on the bottles. Brides mother comes over to me and said I wouldn't eat the food. It was actually food that was supposed to be for meals on wheels and some of it was frozen leftovers of food that wasn't used. This was the groom's mother's idea since she was "paying" for the wedding.

I gave the bride and groom my gift. They said thank you and seemed perfectly happy with getting a physical gift. Groom's mother comes over to me and asks me why I didn't get them cash or a check for a gift. That it said that right on the invitation. I played dumb and said I must have missed that. She was pissed.

Lastly there was a guy there who took a liking to me. He was dressed in a white tank top, backwards hat and sweatpants. You know, some proper wedding attire... He told me he just got out of jail for drugs and that the bloods and the crips wanted him in their gangs. I told him that's interesting because he's white and I thought they didn't usually recruit white guys. He said they just really wanted him and that he hung out with black people all the time. He then told me that you could cure AIDS by injecting dish soap. It cleans out the blood. He asked for my phone number. I declined. Shockingly the marriage only lasted a few years. Groom has full custody of their two kids because bride is not capable of taking care of their children. She had social services called on her multiple times.

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Final score:

25points

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Cold Contagious 2 years ago

That's a mouthful...

3points

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#35

Whoo boy, this is my time to shine. So my uncle was a preacher but also owned a restaurant. A 16 year old got married to her 17 year old boyfriend in the back room. Her name was Candy.

After the ceremony she opened her wedding gifts like it was her birthday. One of the waitresses (Brenda) had given her her old lingerie as a gift. I remember during the reception, Candy went out back to throw the lingerie into a dumpster while Brenda sang “These Boots Were Made for Walking” on karaoke.

For their honeymoon, her mom bought them a room at the Holiday Inn around the corner, but they got bored so they came home.

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Final score:

24points

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My O My 2 years ago

Did the marriage last?

1point

#36

The bride had a little too much to drink. She was on her hands and knees throwing up on the front lawn of the reception hall while people were arriving.

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Final score:

23points

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Me Oh My 2 years ago

Nerves (and alcoholicism) can do that to people.

10points

#37

It was in the middle of absolutely no where. It was a 5:00pm wedding and there was no food served and we couldn’t just run out and get McDonald’s or something because there was nothing around. We had to help set up tables. We had to fill out our own thank you cards. They even had an example for us to follow, “Dear ——-, Thank you for the [blank]. We’ll use it to [blank].” Then, they asked us to help take down the tables as well. I refused to help and got the hell out of there. Also, no cake.

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Final score:

22points

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Octavia Hansen 2 years ago

Are you sure it was a wedding? Maybe you showed up at the wrong place, wrong time, wrong something . . .

7points

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#38

The bride could not be found about 2 hours into her own wedding reception. She was finally located, in the backseat of a car with the best man. Groom goes ballistic. The military transfers him overseas immediately the following morning, before he did something stupid.

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Final score:

22points

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Red Ruffensor 2 years ago

Can't say I blame him.

9points

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#39

I went to a wedding in a funeral home once. Drove by it three times before realizing that is was in fact the correct address for the venue. Reception and ceremony were there.. completely dry wedding too.

kelserino1994 , Pavel Danilyuk Report

Final score:

21points

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Debbie Barnes 2 years ago

Sounds like something out of a Stephen King book.. :/

6points

#40

I was staying at a really massive hotel about a decade ago and a group of what I can only describe as "rough looking hippies" were having a wedding reception in the ballroom. I was sitting at the bar ready to order when one of the groomsmen invited me to eat and drink. They apparently had too much food and alcohol. Of course, I obliged. Free alcohol and food? Why not.

When I walked in the ballroom all I could smell was body odor mixed with a hint of food. It was so damn hot in that room. Some of them weren't wearing shirts (male and female alike) and almost none of them had on shoes. Only a handful of people were dressed somewhat casually...It was just humid, sweaty and warm in there.

When I say "rough looking hippies" just picture that stereotype in your head and I s**t you not that's how most of them looked. Instead of a DJ they had a dude on the stage with drums, bongos, a guitar, a rain stick and I'm pretty sure a digeridoo.

I didn't want to be rude so all I grabbed was grilled asparagus and then I left as soon as the guy walked out of sight. It was so disgusting in there. The next morning I noticed they had cordoned off the ballroom area and they had a good portion of their housekeeping staff stacking trash bags into those rolling garbage bins. I felt so bad for them.

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Final score:

21points

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#41

They met and married within months. He was 40's, she was upper 20;s or low 30's. I was shocked she was getting married, shocked this was the guy, and shocked that I was invited. Felt like I had to go. He had like 3 pre-teens that did whatever they wanted and lived in the backwoods. Wedding was at his cabin/property, potluck style. Wedding was just them standing in the yard. No seating, no grouping of friends or families or sides of an aisle, just hang out and watch them do their thing. No photographer. When they kissed, everyone pulled out guns and shot them off. I hadn't noticed the guns or seen that anyone was carrying, so it was a shock. Then the "happy couple" rode off on an ATV into the woods for a victory lap. They came back and we all ate swamp people food and everyone was sloshed. I left early with a friend and on the drive home we were like "So... what the [hell] was that?" They obviously divorced shortly after.

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Final score:

20points

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Justme 2 years ago (edited)

This sounds similar to my wedding (except for the guns and atv). We got married 6 months after we met, on my parents lawn, with 20 people gathered around us - mostly family and a few close friends. No chairs, music, alter etc - just a cluster of family on the lawn. Then inside the house for a potluck. It was ~2pm so just cake, finger sandwiches, cut veggies, etc. It was so relaxed, low-key, and wonderful. Married 10 years this June.

10points

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#42

This does not seem as bad in comparison to some of what I read here. At my cousin's wedding they had a "sandwich bar" for dinner. It was packages of white bread with lunch meats that you made yourself.

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Final score:

17points

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Cold Contagious 2 years ago

That sounds unsanitary to me. I wouldn't be able to eat after a couple random hands touched the items, especially not knowing where they'd been and when they were last washed 😅...

0points

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#43

I got married at a drive through in Las Vegas. The only photo I still had my seat belt on.

Final score:

16points

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Bill 2 years ago

Did Elvis do the ceremony?

5points

#44

So much camo. Camo tux, camo dress, bride pregnant OF COURSE.

And a keg of busch light.

The bride walked down the aisle to stairway to heaven.

Nothing made sense.

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Final score:

16points

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Von Klaus 2 years ago

shotgun wedding!

3points

#45

This was my ex boyfriends cousin’s wedding, they were a bunch of hicks. The bridesmaids and groomsmen were wearing camo dresses/suits, and the best man was even wearing a baseball cap backwards during the ceremony. The wedding arch was constructed of deer antlers (that part was kinda cute tho). The maid of honor (the brides sister) said in her toast that she would get her pink camo gun and shoot the groom if he ever hurt her sister. And then we toasted to that with a glass of Mountain Dew instead of champagne.

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Final score:

15points

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Me Oh My 2 years ago

"Pink camo gun" was the last straw for me...

8points

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#46

I once worked a wedding where come time for the first dance no one could find the groom. Turns out, he went to the resort’s shooting barn to shoot clay pigeons. Upon learning this news, the bride reacted by cursing up a storm on the dance floor.

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Final score:

13points

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My O My 2 years ago

I'm with her

1point

#47

Can’t remember the full meal at the reception (which was held in a recreation centre) but I cannot forget that the accompaniment was very obviously frozen peas and carrots… and the meal was served by children. Like, under 10 years old. An army of little children. Had to have broken some kind of child labour law there.

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Final score:

13points

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Cold Contagious 2 years ago

Couldn't they get the senior citizens to do it, smh.../s

5points

#48

Backyard wedding c. 1989-91. Many guests wearing various rock/metal t-shirts. Groomsmen in black jeans, tuxedo t-shirts, and IIRC, no shoes; at least one appeared late still visibly hung over. MTV’s top-20 countdown could be heard playing inside the house during the vows (ceremony was on the back porch). One attendee overheard remarking that this was a classy wedding because “they had a keg of [some random beer].”

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Final score:

13points

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S. Mi 2 years ago

This sounds great, if it's what they wanted!

4points

#49

Albanian wedding at a place I worked. There was fighting, people just smoking inside the venue despite me telling then they were gonna set off the smoke alarms, culminated in the brides unwear being removed and set fire to in one of our champagne buckets. Weird day.

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Final score:

13points

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Lawrencium 2 years ago

Definitely a tradition you want all of your friends to watch at your wedding! /s

1point

#50

I was visiting my cousin's sister, she took me to her friend's wedding. A small ceremony with very few people most of them were family members of bride and groom. The bride's father probably didn't like the groom, they started arguing in the middle of the wedding then started fighting. They were rolling on the ground and punching each other, the bride was in tears and half of the guests were laughing and cheering and the other half were standing like idiots me included. Soon they got exhausted and stopped fighting and after sometimes the wedding continues.

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Final score:

12points

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Jayne Kyra 2 years ago

For anyone confused, OP´s edit: "Looks like I've created more confusion, she is my cousin's step-sister, I usually introduce her as my cousin's sister."

13points

#51

I was like 12 and still remember this vividly. My brothers friends wedding. It was held in like a public cafeteria. The bride was barefoot the entire time. He picked her up and her feet were absolutely filthy. The food was spaghetti or meatloaf served on styrofoam plates with plastic forks. That’s all I cared to remember.

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Final score:

12points

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#52

I DJ weddings. Nowadays I have my own company, but years ago, I was hired out by another company. This wedding was from them.

The cake topper depicted a bride dragging a groom by the scruff of the neck.

The groom and his groomsmen were all in baggy ill-fitting suits and dirty running shoes. They at least waited until after the ceremony to put on their (also dirty) baseball caps.

At one point there was supposed to be a special dance, but no one could find the groom, so that dance didn’t happen.

The bridesmaids were drunk enough that they both loved and hated every song I played and expressed this to me as I dropped each tune.

I don’t take gigs like that anymore.

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Final score:

11points

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Lawrencium 2 years ago

I personally find that cake topper amusing! Granted, it probably isn't a great sign for the relationship...

2points

#53

I went to a relative's wedding and it wasn't that trashy until his wife's brother got drunk and started talking about how they were going to bang a lot during their honeymoon. It was especially weird because they've been together for at least 8 or so years, have kids and the wife's brother has known that. It wasn't even like he lives far away. They're a close family as I've been to my relative's kid's birthday parties.

ThatNameIsGone Report

Final score:

9points

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GirlFriday 2 years ago

My cousin's daughter's wedding was camo and the bride paid almost $8,000 for a custom camo wedding dress, as a surprise for the groom. His face fell when she walked out in it. He was embarrassed for her. He had expected a white gown (this was a huge, southern church wedding) and she walked out in a ball gown covered in camo with high vis orange ribbons everywhere.

16points

Vira 2 years ago

I wonder why she did it,"as a surprise for him"? Did she think he would like it? Our did she just really like it, and he was shocked by it? If it was either of those, I think they didn't know each other very well. That's not a good start.

2points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Trashiest wedding was when the minister mentioned divorce 13 times in the sermon. We counted. He somehow made the whole thing incredibly tawdry and awful, and the bride was not crying from joy.

15points

T Lee Mac 2 years ago

Trashiest one I was at can be summed up in one small portion of the event. The groom was supposed to take the garter off the brides leg and he announced to the room “I’m not going up there, she’s bleeding like a b***h!”

1point

Millie Domeney 2 years ago

Some people have... interesting taste.

12points

karen snyder 2 years ago

I was part of a Halloween wedding in a remote forest. Sound like a horror movie? It was. Only half the guests got the "costume" theme, so dressed up relatives were mixed in with panda bears, Elsa-s, clowns, Bevis and Butthead and a bunch of dudes that came as a six pack of Heineken. The walk song was played on a cellphone and kept stopping. The meal was a cruel joke. The FOTG picked up the kegs, but forgot the taps, so the crowd went at the champagne for the toast and drank it all before the reception officially started. There were no bathrooms, the well dressed were carpooling to the local ranger station, everyone else was going in the bushes. There was no one, and I mean no one on staff for this event, the bride set up her catering trays of sloppy BBQ with her 8 month old baby crying on her hip. The groom actually walked around apologizing to guests and throwing his new wife under the bus for the whole disaster. It was, just, wow.

10points

Vira 2 years ago

Poor planning might make for a funny story, if it weren't for the groom being childish and taking no responsibility - as if he wasn't perfectly capable of communicating, and planning.

2points

g90814 2 years ago

This is definitely one of those "Bottomless Pit" topics.

10points

Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

Lol I've been married three times. All of them with a justice of the peace at my house or my sisters' house and only me, my spouse and my sister as witness. $30 for the licensing $50 for the justice of the peace and 30 minutes later we're heading to a nice restaurant for a $100 meal. $180 for a marriage, no BS. My current marriage has lasted 15 years. 3's a charm.

10points

Bobby 2 years ago

I said it before, the most expensive part of my wedding was the parking ticket at the court house, my meter ran out. $50 for the wedding, $80 for the ticket :)

7points

Peter Korsten 2 years ago

Moved to a different country for the love of my live in December 2000, got married a year later. At the wedding were the president, the prime minister, the leader of the opposition, the chief justice, and some assorted ministers. It's a very small country, and my father in law was a lawyer and used to be in politics - and he paid for the wedding, as tradition prescribed. There were also some people that I actually knew, like my relatives and colleagues. Nice wedding though.

7points

s. vitkovitsky 2 years ago

It's nice the opposing leaders didn't get into aheated debate!

3points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

What is it about Busch Light that adds an extra level of..... class to these proceedings?

7points

Mr Zipperface 2 years ago

It's light

1point

Random Anon 2 years ago

It's hard to do an event like that tastefully if they are too constraint financially. I get that. But there is simply no excuse for those idiotic inappropriate speeches, drunken melees and answering nature's call or bonking in the bushes. You don't need a loaded wallet to be proper and civilized. That I think, is the difference between an event and a fustercluck.

6points

Shruti Patel 2 years ago

Wow why do these people even need to marry?

0points

CG 2 years ago

The wedding in question wasn't exactly trashy... but my least favourite uncle brought a prostitute as his wedding date. And not just any prostitute, but an easily tipsy one.

0points

Dave Hinckley 2 years ago

We had a casual wedding in the backyard. Catered barbecue, i was the only one wearing a tie, which came off at 3 when i changed and jumped in the pool. Wait, this is about trashy weddings. Never mind.

0points

Myriam Ickx 2 years ago

Edifying compilation of ghastly taste and total absence of decorum.

0points

Si 2 years ago

People who go to peoples parties and then talk trash about them are trash

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GirlFriday 2 years ago

16points

Vira 2 years ago

2points

Leo Domitrix 2 years ago

Trashiest wedding was when the minister mentioned divorce 13 times in the sermon. We counted. He somehow made the whole thing incredibly tawdry and awful, and the bride was not crying from joy.

15points

T Lee Mac 2 years ago

1point

Millie Domeney 2 years ago

Some people have... interesting taste.

12points

karen snyder 2 years ago

10points

Vira 2 years ago

Poor planning might make for a funny story, if it weren't for the groom being childish and taking no responsibility - as if he wasn't perfectly capable of communicating, and planning.

2points

g90814 2 years ago

This is definitely one of those "Bottomless Pit" topics.

10points

Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

10points

Bobby 2 years ago

I said it before, the most expensive part of my wedding was the parking ticket at the court house, my meter ran out. $50 for the wedding, $80 for the ticket :)

7points

Peter Korsten 2 years ago

7points

s. vitkovitsky 2 years ago

It's nice the opposing leaders didn't get into aheated debate!

3points

Nathaniel 2 years ago

What is it about Busch Light that adds an extra level of..... class to these proceedings?

7points

Mr Zipperface 2 years ago

It's light

1point