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#2

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Our ancient (human) history is far more vast and impressive than we can even begin to imagine.

anonymous , maxpixel Report

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508points

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Akalvin 3 years ago

True. True. True.

85points

#3

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Suspect my Physically and mentally abusive ex husband was planning on offing me during our separation/divorce. He got a $75,000 life insurance policy on me during our separation. Found out 2 years after our divorce when he had overpaid the policy and the insurance sent me a refund check. Mistake on their part.

During our separation, he had invited me to join his “family” vacation at Grand Canyon, I said no. He invited me to the mountains that same summer to try to be a family again, I said no. Then he invited me to Mexico for “reconciliation, again no. ( I said no because the gut feelings I had and my mom told me not to) She had 3 dreams in a row that my soon to be ex husband would tell her I was dead.

I have no proof, just the insurance policy and my mom’s dreams. 2 years after divorce, he canceled policy. I didn’t know you could get insurance on someone without them knowing

salemonadetea , cottonbro Report

Final score:

467points

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Calyfan Yelood 3 years ago

glad you're alive :-)

183points

#4

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Woman's clothes have either no pockets or crumby pockets to promote handbag sales.

wags83 , Mikaela Shannon Report

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452points

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Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

I've heard this one so many times, but I've always wondered then why there aren't more companies that make both pants and hand bags.

96points

#5

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove The Kardashians usually wear solid colored clothing because it’s easier for them to photoshop

spazmcgee1 , Eva Rinaldi Report

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436points

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KJ 3 years ago

That actually makes sense.

204points

#6

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That the universe is teeming with life. Earth just can't be that special.

refreshing_username , Yuting Gao Report

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427points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Ooor, there have been lots of planets like the earth before, maybe with higher developed civilisations like us, but their galaxy exploded in a supernova billions of years ago like it will happen to our galaxy. Maybe some of the black holes only exist because some alien experiment went horribly wrong. The universe is so big and so old and so crazy-for me, everything is possible..

94points

#7

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That the developed world would function just fine if people were paid the same salaries, but worked only 3 days a week instead of 5. I strongly suspect the elite and governments want us working as much as possible so we don't have enough free time to cause unrest and improve society in a way that would negatively affect them. After all, since machines and factories have automated most forms of manufacturing, so why are we working as many (or more) hours as people from 150 years ago?

aartadventure , Damir Kopezhanov Report

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419points

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DDmaybeandor 3 years ago

For those saying it's unrealistic, this sort of mass shift; please let me draw your attention to history. There were people who were certain the economy couldn't stand paying former slaves, allowing women into the work force, cutting back from 80 hour work weeks to 40 hour work weeks, not allowing children to work, and I'm sure there's more. The proposed idea would be a major shift but it's not unrealistic or outright impossible. I'd love to hear some economists debate the feasibility.

208points

#8

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove All those “questionnaires” and “create your X name” things on Facebook are created by people hoping to data mine secret question answers to steal your identity or bank info.

Your stripper name is the first car you owned + The street you grew up on.

Yo dummy, those are the secret questions to your bank account!

missllil , Solen Feyissa Report

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402points

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Robert T 3 years ago

You don't say.

79points

#9

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Cats can understand our words, but do not care. They are waiting for a moment to speak, but since we are so far beneath them it hasn't happened yet.

JeremyMo88 , Cats Coming Report

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340points

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AnnaBanana 3 years ago

I can believe this...

109points

#10

There’s no sales on Black Friday. It’s just hyped up and people don’t do the research. Something could have been on “sale” earlier in the year for the same price, but people flock to the stores on Black Friday and buy it immediately because in their mind... it’s the cheapest it has ever been.

thr0wAwayZone365 Report

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306points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

This is true. A study confirmed it. But people are so dumb that they fall for it every single year. Fighting each other in the aisles. Sometimes it's embarrassing to be a human.

151points

#11

That the "unsubscribe" method in spam emails, calls or texts are really just a way of confirming the number is attached to a real person.

Ryutso Report

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296points

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Akalvin 3 years ago

that is a well known feature

104points

anonymousjohnson , Peter O'Connor aka anemoneprojectors Report

#12

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That a lot of businesses in my hometown are just money laundering operations. 25 nail salons in a town of 70,000? 3000 square foot DVD rental shop in the best block of downtown where commercial rents are very high? Dozens of $10 barber shops sitting empty all day but remaining open? Red flags all around.

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290points

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Aski Markup 3 years ago

Yes! I always think this, like how can they make a profit, and afford to pay all of their overheads?

84points

#13

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That my oldest brother is actually my bio father.

It just makes no sense to me otherwise. I have a butt chin and no one else in my family does. This older brother was(is?) an alcoholic, drug addict, and just a big mess all around. He brought different women to my parent's house every day and we would hear them f**k. It makes no sense to me that he came out of that with zero children. Makes less sense since he's ~20 years older than me, which means my parents would have had me at a dangerously (for my mom) old age. I know it's not impossible, but it just makes a lot more sense this way. Plus my parents always covered up for his wrongdoings so it honestly wouldn't surprise me.

I once asked my mom and she got visibility upset. Didn't even ask her outright, I just said I had a dream that they told me my brother was really my father. She got super mad and refused to even discuss or acknowledge my dream. Weird as hell.

I would still consider my mom, my mom. Wouldn't consider my brother my dad if he were because he's an ass. It's just something I think is highly probable.

alienblooded , Anthony Shkraba Report

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283points

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Rick 3 years ago

Oh wow, what a horrible situation all round

121points

#14

Every episode of every reality show is either tightly scripted, or at least framed and re-shot so the producers can get the right amount of drama on the screen.

Fluxxed0 Report

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267points

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Rick 3 years ago

Literally says before or after most of those shows: “Some scenes have been created for entertainment purposes only”.

124points

#15

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove In my city something bad is about to happen.

I see a lot of mansions on sale, and houses with good location too. I think rich people know something that the rest of the people don't.

Pretty paranoid, sorry.

ElCiscador Report

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257points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Not that paranoid. It's called "insider knowledge" and rich people hold often the position where they are informed about plans that could affect their properties. So it could be that soon you'll find that some very polluting industry is building a new plant right across the street because it suddenly has been designated as "industrial area".

150points

#16

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Queen Elizabeth will probably live up to 120 years and longer. She is one of the best fed and most cared person on Earth.

If we invented something for immortality, she likely took it already.

umotex12 , WikiImages Report

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254points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

Also, if you look at her brooch it doubles as an alien face.

174points

Limp_Distribution , Marcus Aurelius Report

#17

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That only about 20% of people actually do any work. The rest just get by looking busy.

Final score:

246points

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Brendan 3 years ago

Yeah, busy reading Bored Panda lol.

160points

#18

I believe that many animal rescues self-perpetuate their own problem. Some rescues have VERY picky requirements - like salary minimums, yard size minimums, prior experience, age minimums, required seminars, required volunteer work, etc. Meanwhile you can just go to a breeder or a store, and be able to get a pet that day.

I understand wanting to make sure the animals go to a home equipped to care for the animal, but if it's so hard to get a rescuee pet that it drives people to stores, then those shelters will only ever become more crowded. A parrot rescue near me requires 6 months of volunteering for 3 hours every week before you can adopt... and there's a store nearby that just breeds and sells parrots. Which one would most people pick?

echoskybound Report

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243points

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Ember 3 years ago

I couldn’t agree more with this! Plenty of people would love to adopt a cat or dog but live in a flat/apartment and are discounted immediately. I’ve never understood why having access to a garden is deemed more important than a loving home with people who care. Here in the UK many people would love to take on a rescue pet but are stumped at this first hurdle. It would be ok for me to have a baby in that environment but not a dog/cat?!? How does that make sense to anyone?

171points

#19

I believe my grand mother was a serial killer. She was married 7 times; each ending in a sudden death. She died in the 1980’s but everything is still suspicious and no one seems to know anything. I did find an article about her when she came to the US where her first husband died defending her after her ex-boyfriend climbed in her window in New York City. I also found evidence of her having been in prison before coming to the US.

Reloaded9mm Report

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240points

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Mina 3 years ago

Yikes!

82points

#20

That a relative is a CIA agent. She was in the Peace Corps, Vietnam era. Ever since she's been a "world traveler," somehow able to drop her work and "go hiking the Spanish version of the Appalachian Trail" or otherwise go to exotic locales. Sometimes she came back with injuries, "I fell as we were climbing some rocks." Her son is in the agency as an employee, not a spy, and he's married to a CIA translator.

Earguy Report

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235points

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Pearl 3 years ago

Hmm...very suspishy.... (Suspicious and fishy)

132points

#21

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Prince Charles will never sit on the throne. I believe he made a deal with Queen Elizabeth that in exchange for being allowed to marry Camilla he gave up his right to sit on the throne. Prince William will sit on the throne when Queen Elizabeth dies.

CrabFarts , Dan Marsh Report

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225points

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Alex K 3 years ago

too bad he had the ideal ears to hold up a crown

150points

#22

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That Bath and Body Works has like, 13 unique scents. Every couple of months they just rotate the scents in and call them something else.

Arcticshade , m01229 Report

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217points

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Ashe 3 years ago

Cool theory..

28points

antialias_blaster , Coastal Elite Report

#23

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Starbucks baristas intentionally spell your name wrong so you take a picture of it and post it on social media to give the company free advertising.

Final score:

215points

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Monica Martinez Castañeda 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure that's a fact. I've read it so many times. It's free advertising for them

68points

#24

My dog sees supernatural events at our house.

Autski Report

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189points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

And cats.

105points

#25

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Historians +200 years from now will be able to look at all of all of the private messages and data of people who have been long dead.

Similar to how we can read private letters of people from 1700’s.

mikenasty , Karolina Grabowska Report

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186points

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Giovanni 3 years ago

Historians +200 will have an hard time getting useful informations, they'll have to dig through terabytes of shitposts and memes

256points

#26

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Some zoos have empty exhibits and just claim the animal is in there, you just never see them.

sakura_wayne , BrokenSphere Report

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184points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

Standard practice when it comes to the Chameleons.

123points

thirty-seven37 , Mykyta Martynenko Report

#27

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove I think my great great uncle was gay, but lived in a time where he had to hide that part of himself. He never had a wife or kids. He traveled a lot and was very into art. I asked my grandma a while back if she thought he was gay and she said he just wasn't interested in having girlfriends.

Final score:

174points

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Alex K 3 years ago

because he was interested in having boyfriends, wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more

87points

#28

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That my five month old knows exactly when I’m about to fall asleep and starts crying just to screw with me.

ZyuMammoth , Laura Garcia Report

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170points

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Chris 3 years ago

Same as when dinner is cooked they wake up.

42points

#29

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove I believe that apple never actually intended for anyone to buy their $999 monitor stand. It was just an excuse so they could invalidate all warranty claims for the Pro monitor.

"We can't approve your claim due to the use of improper 3rd party equipment".

Joeysaurrr , The Default Project Report

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167points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

Apple products are horrendously overpriced, but usually don't provide any extra functionality over non-Apple products (and sometimes they're actually less functional).

121points

#30

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That your phone and laptop mics are hot and sending data to certain groups.

JimmyL2014 , Karolina Grabowska Report

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166points

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Eppe 3 years ago

I'd say this is more than a sneaking suspicion...

100points

#31

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That my English teacher didn't read essays, and based grades on how we were in class.

MaterialImportance , Anna Shvets Report

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163points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

One of my professors used the so-called "stair system". He would pick up all the papers, stand at the top of a staircase, then toss them forward into the air. The step that a paper lands on determines the grade :D

38points

#32

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Mattress stores are a money laundering scheme. No one buys that many mattresses.

One_dank_orange , pxhere Report

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150points

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AnnaBanana 3 years ago

That is one UGLY bedroom suite!

170points

#33

That every single person who has submitted their DNA to their ancestor sites has officially damned themselves. That’s like giving away all the passwords to your devices. Our DNA is our coding, it is what builds us. If someone for some reason wanted that information for any reason that would likely ignore the integrity of bioethics, they could get to it. Rich person will die within 2 days without a kidney transplant? They could easily pay someone to check the database to find an individual who could potentially be the closest match. That person would have also submitted where they live. It would be pretty convenient for that person to randomly get terribly injured and be taken to the hospital where the rich person happens to be at. I know it sounds crazy, and there are 100 less crazy things people can do with out data. But with body autonomy rights starting to be taken away by some states, it’s essentially the government saying they own the rights to your body, it’s just not that obvious...for now. Y’all wait. Y’all mark my words.

Cmen6636 Report

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147points

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Mystery Egg 3 years ago

Yep! I will never willingly give away my DNA and I think it's utterly crazy that anyone does. Those ancestry sites make it all look so fun and interesting but there is something sinister about them. I just know it! In the same vain, I'd never have one of those Alexa (or similar) spybots in my house.

68points

#34

That companies (such as smartphones companies) are holding back their best technologies waiting their competitors to release something new so they release something a bit better but not the best they can do

HypertoastR Report

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146points

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Giovanni 3 years ago

Market saturation is no joke

44points

#35

That Earth has been visited by one or more advanced civilizations, and may even be watching us stealthily.

DarthContinent Report

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127points

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Daria B 3 years ago (edited)

Maybe the whole Christianity thing is records of aliens walking on our planet. Think about it. The kingdom in the skies, Jesus' miracles and his superior knowledge, his resurrection -> ascending to the sky -> not reappearing for ages.... It sounds like this ruler of a kingdom called Heaven sent his son to go explore planet Earth, he had bad experiences with our rather barbarian ancestors, went back home and doesn't want to come back.

62points

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#36

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That my abusive step-"father" went to jail, not exile, for 8 years when I was a teen and that for a few years prior we were actually running from the law, not hiding from the government because of his activism.

This suddenly dawned on me about a month ago, more than a decade later. Kinda like how it suddenly clicks that the dog didn't go to a farm.

For those asking for the story, here's what I vaguely remember. I just did the math and this was almost 20yrs ago.

I'm Kenyan and at that time, we were under the dictatorship of Moi, another asshole, and back then you couldn't say anything that painted the government wrongly. I was too young, maybe 13, to fully understand but what we were led to believe by my mother is he did something bad to the government. At that time it was common for political activists to go into exile so we didn't question it. For about two years prior, I rem them making us move cities and stay indoors. The two kept disappearing without warning for weeks at a time leaving me behind to babysit my 3 siblings. My mother ain't a Saint either but that's a story for another day. Towards the end, we lived in a 4 bedroom bungalow and were instructed to stay in the bedrooms in the back at all times, never switching on the lights in the living areas that faced the main street. We skipped a school year because of this. Then one day she came back alone and he never came back. Later she mentioned he might be in Turkey. I think I made the connection that he had fled there and left it at that. Tbh I was too happy that he was no longer at home and I was finally free. His presence had been a constant darkness in our lives. Years later, my mother mentioned he's back and asked if we wanted him back. We all said no. He moved back to his hometown. I've never seen him again. Back then they only kept manual records. If I wanted to find proof, I could check for his records at the high courts but honestly he was and still is good riddance so why bother.

amifancyenoughforyou , Masai29 Report

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39points

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Ashe 3 years ago

Wow!

14points

#37

Trump never wanted to win the presidency.

wallsofj Report

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38points

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Calyfan Yelood 3 years ago

"being a president isn't as fun as I expected" - Trump

32points

#38

That our civilization won't last to the next age.

EnderCorePL Report

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38points

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Troux 3 years ago

Ages are only defined by historians. We are currently in the modern age, which is a claim that can be made by every human being ever.

4points

#39

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That my ex wife’s boyfriend hurts my boys. They used to tell me it happened but I never had proof. I then saw a mark one day and they said it was cause of the boyfriend and she explained it away. (All of these times id call cps and nothing came of it)

One time my boy told cps that when he talks bad about the boyfriend, mom hits him, but still nothing happened. After that point they stopped telling me things, which in my opinion means that they are just afraid of being hit by mom for telling me things about the boyfriend.

w-o-r-k-l-o-g-i-n , cottonbro Report

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37points

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Giles McArdell 3 years ago

If you have the money hire a Private Detective.

24points

#40

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That I have some crazy rare unknown disease and anytime I go to the doctor they say everything’s fine even tho I haven’t felt the same for 6 months

TheBreed_ , Andrea Piacquadio Report

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37points

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marie elle 3 years ago

Our daughter has a rare mutation and we learned the hard way that it is most likely that in some cases you know more about yourself than any spacialist.

23points

#41

Some sort of dragon may have existed and went extinct. Not a fire breathing one obviously, just a very large winged reptile. I mean if pterodactyls existed it’s certainly possible. And it would explain where the culture of dragons came from.

DeltarUltima Report

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36points

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Unwelcomed Guest 3 years ago

The dragon myth probably came about from dinosaur fossils. Humans have digging the earth up for a very long time

44points

#42

That Disney is far too powerful to not be manipulating Rotten Tomatoes/movie consensus. The Last Jedi scored 90% and was more reviled that the prequels, which doesnt add up. I think Disney has excellent quality control and love nearly all of their new and old movies, but I think behind their wholesome appearance they are the most shrewd, ruthless business in Hollywood.

Also since news broke that their theme park isnt doing well, there has been a lot of "feel good" posts showing park staff engage in acts of kindness e.g. comforting a child with autism, swooning over a child's costume. While I do think that these are genuine, I dont think that these hitting front page of Reddit/Facebook is a coincidence and that they are astroturfing.

mattyglen87 Report

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35points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

Rotten Tomatoes admitted vote tampering for one recent show saying that some votes were weighted differently to others. All the reviews were negative but the score was 87%. I wouldn't trust them to boil an egg.

10points

#43

PETA is secretly funded by the meat industry to discredit animal rights activists.

NeonHowler Report

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34points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Not true, but they do get a lot of money from donations. But they do need loads of money to run their kill shelters and pay off people who know too much about their ruthless destruction of healthy animals. Their motto is "The only good pet, is a dead pet."

15points

#44

The crosswalk buttons you are supposed to press at intersections don't actually do anything.

beesealio Report

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34points

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Calyfan Yelood 3 years ago (edited)

in Australia they do, but I can't speak for the country you're in

13points

#45

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Dentists ask you questions with all that stuff in your mouth because they think it's funny to watch you struggle

anonymous , Cedric Fauntleroy Report

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32points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

I think it's part of their training to be able to translate. Because when my dentist asks me if it's hurting and I go 'Gaarrl...ss.ss y...ees ...sspiitt ssp, iiitt....s ss does.. you f..f…f...... uc....ker ker, cough......ssspitt'... gurglle..... . He understands.

15points

#46

All the "bad press" incidents that happen to these big companies, are actually staged by the big company themselves as a form of advertising.

Remember the "Starbucks christmas cup" one? They had some Christmas s**t on their cups then took it off? Christians went mad about it. But here's the end result: You couldn't go on Facebook for a week without seeing that STARBUCKS woman logo everywhere. Some local papers and news even talked about it.

Then what was the damage? Christians supposedly didn't like it (but my theory is that Starbucks' advertising company themselves created the memes on FB and circulated them). But do you know of any that really stopped drinking coffee over it? Everyone else didn't give a s**t. So the result? Not much impact for your logo and name being everywhere in the media for a week. How much is that worth in advertising dollars?

Likewise, How about when Nike was going to make that flag shoe, and then, supposedly, Kapernick had the whole thing called off? (Lol, i'm sure he's at the Nike strategy meetings). You supposedly lost your chance to buy the flag shoe I guess, but what was the result? Again, they were everywhere on social media and news for a week. That Nike swoosh logo everywhere.

KingOfAllWomen Report

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28points

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Kevin Camp 3 years ago (edited)

There is an old adage in marketing... There is no bad press, there is just the press. If you can convince people to love you, you can commit any crime against them and their pride will not allow them to admit they were wrong. IE: people who vote party line.

12points

#47

That humanity still has the same base desires it has throughout all of time but society is built to keep us from being the barbarians we once were and it is a very tenuous relationship.

anonymous Report

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27points

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BasedWang 3 years ago

yes

0points

#48

I think my local newspaper and news stations make up fake Facebook profiles to post inflammatory statements in the comment sections of their news releases.

There are frequent commenters whose profiles have a basic name, no friends/random internation friends, basic profile information and only one profile picture who will make some outlandish comment that starts a war.

forrestke18 Report

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27points

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Troux 3 years ago

Plenty of investigations have uncovered foreign (i.e. Russian) bodies doing this.

7points

#49

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That my grandmother had a child before she married my grandfather.

When my grandparents met and started dating, my grandma was only 13. My grandpa was 20. They married when she was 17 and he was 24, right after he came back from serving in WWII. That was about as much of the story as anyone in my family ever knew: they'd been dating, then he went overseas, and she wrote to him while he was gone. When he got back, they got married.

A few years after my grandma died, my grandfather suddenly mentioned that they'd actually been broken up for a while before she started writing to him.

After they'd dated about a year, he went to pick her up at her house one day, only to find she wasn't home. Her parents informed him that she'd left to live with some cousins a few hours away, and she'd be gone for "about a year". He got upset that she hadn't told him about this in advance and ended the relationship.

When another year-ish had passed and she returned home to her parents, she started writing him overseas and apologized, and they started "dating" again.

My grandpa told this story very blandly and seemed to believe that the situation was what it said on the tin, but of course in the 1940's-60's it was quite common for teenage girls to "go live with relatives for a year" as a code for having an out-of-wedlock pregnancy. My grandpa would never have admitted if they'd been having sex, but I'm betting they were, she got pregnant, and she was sent off somewhere to have the baby.

I've done commercial DNA testing, so I'm on the lookout for someone to turn up as a sibling match to my mom someday. The only other explanation for my grandma suddenly leaving town would be if her parents didn't approve her relationship with my grandpa, but from everything I know of them they were perfectly fine with their 13 year old daughter dating a guy in his twenties.

anonymous , Jonathan Smith Report

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26points

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Robert T 3 years ago

These things happened. I'm pretty sure it will be the reason behind the Christmas Eve wedding of some of my ancestors. Desperate to get married before the baby appeared, but not everyone could get married like that.

12points

#50

That the purpose of life in the universe is purely to create a new universe.

To me this is the only way for any life to ensure it's survival forever. And i'm not talking about just human life, I think the chances of us surviving are super slim.

Consider this.

We can safely assume that every problem life will ever encounter will have a solution. Given a species has enough resources to exploit any resources it wants, luck is on their side, and they don't hit any Fermi walls then the only limiting factor to life solving a problem is time.

In the universe time is not infinite. There will be a time where the very atoms in the universe start to decay. This is life's final deadline. If life in its varying forms cannot find a way to escape the universe before this happens, life in the universe will die forever. And how does one escape a universe while being inside a dying universe? You must perform the genesis of a new one, or perhaps several new ones.

This is the ultimate problem to solve because the universe makes it so. So if the Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Life is the powerhouse of the universe.

Alundra828 Report

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26points

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Linus Nilsson 3 years ago

This is only true if you buy into the "linear timeline"- theory.

7points

#51

Matt Groening and the simpsons writers are from the future..stuck here giving us hints about the future

ItsMrMeeseeks27 Report

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26points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

I think, they are just intelligent and observe the society closely..

22points

#52

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove There's one company in a town local to me who board up windows, nobody else in the area seems to do it. Every single window, door, abandoned shop, all done by this one company.

They've got a ridiculous sized HQ, and have put a decent amount of money towards fixing up other buildings in the area.

So I've got a theory they're the ones doing the damage or paying people to do it, and then obviously getting the job of fixing it up as they're really well known in the area.

Despite having no proof of this I am 100% confident I am onto them.

pm_meyourd0g , Sirtrentalot Report

Final score:

25points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Or.... they board the buildings up to keep squatters out and prevent vandals from smashing the windows. Which indeed would be ridiculous, because nobody in their right mind wants to protect their properties from being vandalised.

11points

Unleashtheducks , The Patterson-Gimlin-Film Report

#53

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Bigfoot is actually a cultural memory from humans who migrated from Asia and that’s why there are stories about Yeti and Sasquatch. The actual creature though died out tens of thousands of years ago.

Final score:

23points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

Quick! There's bigfoot! Hand me the lowest resolution camera you can find. Preferably one from the 1920s.

34points

#54

Oil company lobbyists are behind the whole paper straws thing. The waste from straws is so inconsequential, but yet almost overnight, half the restaurants in the world switched to these horrible paper straws that leave a weird residue in your mouth and disintegrate before you're done with your drink. I feel like this was someone's sinister idea to make the general public resent environmentalists, and it's working, because those damn paper straws always seem to strike up a conversation about how global warming didn't wind up being as big of a deal as Al Gore said it would be.

ElToberino Report

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21points

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marie elle 3 years ago

..."Me, an intellectual: sipping from a glas"

41points

#55

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Dishwashers are designed to fail shortly after the warranty expires.

TrumpStinks2020 , Nathan Dumlao Report

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20points

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Akalvin 3 years ago

Almost anything is designed to fail shortly after the warranty expires.

32points

#56

There is a group collecting illicit and immoral activites committed by people online who think they are protected by anonymity. This information will later be accessible for anyone who is looking for reasons to oust someone from a position of power or authority.

That promotion you want in 20 years? Out comes that drunk quasi-[offensive] Twitter post from 2015 sent anonymously to HR. Promotion denied. Your rival mysteriously gets it instead. As that post would qualify as public information, it's unprotected from libel or defamatory charges. This could become a seriously large-scale business worked by algorithms and an AI.

ambermage Report

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20points

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Rick 3 years ago

This is already happening.

17points

#57

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove My dog may not have gone to live on a farm, but my parents have never given a clear explanation of this.

mr_funny_face , 14230021 Report

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19points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

Sorry to tell you this friend, but your faithful pup has gone over the rainbow bridge to doggy heaven where there's lots of bones and gophers to chase.

20points

#58

Saying "OK Google" is Pavlov teaching humans to comply to AI and machines

Adomoto Report

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19points

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Ricardo Bravo 3 years ago

What is more Pavlovian than instantly going for the mobile/cell phone when a notification pings?

19points

#59

Only about 10% of lottery winners actually win those huge power balls, Of course someone real has to win sometimes. Can’t have no winners or people would get suspicious. But honestly, who would know if there was no real winner? Since the chances are so small, nobody gets suspicious if their ticket doesn’t win. Basically free money for the state to use. Not to mention the states that allow you to remain anonymous.

mlg2433 Report

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19points

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Adi A. 3 years ago

Lottery or otherwise known: tax on stupidity.

9points

#60

35 - 40 foot sharks exist.

They have the whole ocean to hide in (which we are rubbish at exploring) and they have learnt to avoid contact with humans. They come close to land occasionally to hunt when food is scarce, then go back to the deep ocean.

There is some evidence out there to support this theory, but it's all sketchy af.

Mr__Random Report

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17points

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AnnaBanana 3 years ago

Gonna need a bigger boat...

22points

#61

That my wife is throwing one of each pair of socks away.

DrShankax Report

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16points

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Rose the Cook 3 years ago

No, the washing machine is eating them.

30points

#62

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove My phone isnt really at 100% when it tells me it is.

Seelengst , Kārlis Dambrāns Report

Final score:

15points

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Rick 3 years ago (edited)

It isn’t. If it actually hit 100% (and you left it continuing to charge) the battery would overheat and explode. The same works in reverse, which is why a phone seems to last longer than expected when at 1%. They’re not accurate readings and they’re not supposed to be.

17points

#63

Like 90% of the job listings on Monster are fakes designed to collect analytics from users, [all] so Monster can sell your data to advertisers.

fancyfrenchtoilet Report

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15points

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Kisses4Katie 3 years ago

Monster is the worst. No real jobs I think too.

3points

#64

Those who have power subtly control the population openly. The population doesn't realize they're being controlled.

MyHatMyGandhi Report

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14points

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Mystery Egg 3 years ago

The people with the most power on earth are not in the public eye and you will have never seen their face or know their name.

17points

#65

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Anti PC virus companies create the viruses.

Bigstar976 , Sora Shimazaki Report

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14points

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Giovanni 3 years ago

I'm a professional IT guy. IMHO most people don't need an antivirus beyond windows defender or one of the free ones. The average user gets mostly adwares and unwanted brawser addons and those don't get normally blcked by antiviruses.

13points

#66

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That Apple invented the AirPod meme in order to sell more.

anonymous Report

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13points

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Zephyr Anthem 3 years ago

Never seen a single meme of that sort...

27points

#67

That banks are responsible for university attendance mandates.

When my parents went to college, there weren't attendance mandates. They would work, study, turn in assignments, show up to tests, and pass just fine.

now, even if you study, do fine on the tests and the homework, they will deduct a letter grade (or more) from your final grade if you have X or larger number of absences.

My thought is that the banks want you to not be able to work (as much or at all) while you're in college, so you're forced to take out more student loans to provide living finances. So probably bank lobbyists are responsible for pushing legislative mandates and accreditation mandates for attendance using a correlation between better attendance and higher grades. True, the correlation exists, but that is a self-fulfilling prediction when you are *deducting a full letter grade for an excess of 3 absences*.

whtbrd Report

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12points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

Banks make very little from non-commercial customers and the main bulk of their profits come from the markets. I doubt whether they would be bothered with small fry such as students.

12points

#68

Tobacco companies are driving the whole 'VAPING IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN ANYTHING ELSE' sentiment I hear

Greenhound Report

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12points

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Kevin Erdős–Bacon 3 years ago

Umm, the largest e-cigarette companies are owned by big tobacco, so that doesn't make much sense

18points

#69

Construction companies make the roads impossible to navigate on purpose. Pretty much every major road in my town is under construction, and they always leave the road worse than it was originally. It has to be intentional.

ManMan36 Report

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6points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago (edited)

True. it 's an international plot. In my town we have a road works manager who has the task to coordinate road works so traffic still can get around in our town. She manages time and time again to make the town inaccessible because all the major junctions are closed due to road work. When you follow the detour signs you are guided from one construction site to another.

1point

Patterson8040 , Hisakazu Watanabe Report

#70

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That the ginger ale at this diner I go to every day is just coke and sprite mixed together.

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5points

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KJ 3 years ago

Ginger ale is a very distinctive flavour, surely can't be that hard to tell.

28points

#71

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Corn Hole is a conspiracy by the insurance industry because they feel Horseshoes is too dangerous.

leaky_eddie , Michael Rivera Report

Final score:

4points

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Rick 3 years ago

What? Explain someone please.

15points