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35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Our ancient (human) history is far more vast and impressive than we can even begin to imagine.

anonymous , maxpixel Report

Final score:

508points

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Akalvin 3 years ago

True. True. True.

85points

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Suspect my Physically and mentally abusive ex husband was planning on offing me during our separation/divorce. He got a $75,000 life insurance policy on me during our separation. Found out 2 years after our divorce when he had overpaid the policy and the insurance sent me a refund check. Mistake on their part.

During our separation, he had invited me to join his “family” vacation at Grand Canyon, I said no. He invited me to the mountains that same summer to try to be a family again, I said no. Then he invited me to Mexico for “reconciliation, again no. ( I said no because the gut feelings I had and my mom told me not to) She had 3 dreams in a row that my soon to be ex husband would tell her I was dead.

I have no proof, just the insurance policy and my mom’s dreams. 2 years after divorce, he canceled policy. I didn’t know you could get insurance on someone without them knowing

salemonadetea , cottonbro Report

Final score:

467points

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Calyfan Yelood 3 years ago

glad you're alive :-)

183points

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Woman's clothes have either no pockets or crumby pockets to promote handbag sales.

wags83 , Mikaela Shannon Report

Final score:

452points

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Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

I've heard this one so many times, but I've always wondered then why there aren't more companies that make both pants and hand bags.

96points

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove The Kardashians usually wear solid colored clothing because it’s easier for them to photoshop

spazmcgee1 , Eva Rinaldi Report

Final score:

436points

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KJ 3 years ago

That actually makes sense.

204points

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That the universe is teeming with life. Earth just can't be that special.

refreshing_username , Yuting Gao Report

Final score:

427points

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Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

Ooor, there have been lots of planets like the earth before, maybe with higher developed civilisations like us, but their galaxy exploded in a supernova billions of years ago like it will happen to our galaxy. Maybe some of the black holes only exist because some alien experiment went horribly wrong. The universe is so big and so old and so crazy-for me, everything is possible..

94points

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That the developed world would function just fine if people were paid the same salaries, but worked only 3 days a week instead of 5. I strongly suspect the elite and governments want us working as much as possible so we don't have enough free time to cause unrest and improve society in a way that would negatively affect them. After all, since machines and factories have automated most forms of manufacturing, so why are we working as many (or more) hours as people from 150 years ago?

aartadventure , Damir Kopezhanov Report

Final score:

419points

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DDmaybeandor 3 years ago

For those saying it's unrealistic, this sort of mass shift; please let me draw your attention to history. There were people who were certain the economy couldn't stand paying former slaves, allowing women into the work force, cutting back from 80 hour work weeks to 40 hour work weeks, not allowing children to work, and I'm sure there's more. The proposed idea would be a major shift but it's not unrealistic or outright impossible. I'd love to hear some economists debate the feasibility.

208points

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove All those “questionnaires” and “create your X name” things on Facebook are created by people hoping to data mine secret question answers to steal your identity or bank info.

Your stripper name is the first car you owned + The street you grew up on.

Yo dummy, those are the secret questions to your bank account!

missllil , Solen Feyissa Report

Final score:

402points

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Robert T 3 years ago

You don't say.

79points

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Cats can understand our words, but do not care. They are waiting for a moment to speak, but since we are so far beneath them it hasn't happened yet.

JeremyMo88 , Cats Coming Report

Final score:

340points

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AnnaBanana 3 years ago

I can believe this...

109points

#10

There’s no sales on Black Friday. It’s just hyped up and people don’t do the research. Something could have been on “sale” earlier in the year for the same price, but people flock to the stores on Black Friday and buy it immediately because in their mind... it’s the cheapest it has ever been.

thr0wAwayZone365 Report

Final score:

306points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

This is true. A study confirmed it. But people are so dumb that they fall for it every single year. Fighting each other in the aisles. Sometimes it's embarrassing to be a human.

151points

#11

That the "unsubscribe" method in spam emails, calls or texts are really just a way of confirming the number is attached to a real person.

Ryutso Report

Final score:

296points

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Akalvin 3 years ago

that is a well known feature

104points

anonymousjohnson , Peter O'Connor aka anemoneprojectors Report

#12

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That a lot of businesses in my hometown are just money laundering operations. 25 nail salons in a town of 70,000? 3000 square foot DVD rental shop in the best block of downtown where commercial rents are very high? Dozens of $10 barber shops sitting empty all day but remaining open? Red flags all around.

Final score:

290points

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Aski Markup 3 years ago

Yes! I always think this, like how can they make a profit, and afford to pay all of their overheads?

84points

#13

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That my oldest brother is actually my bio father.

It just makes no sense to me otherwise. I have a butt chin and no one else in my family does. This older brother was(is?) an alcoholic, drug addict, and just a big mess all around. He brought different women to my parent's house every day and we would hear them f**k. It makes no sense to me that he came out of that with zero children. Makes less sense since he's ~20 years older than me, which means my parents would have had me at a dangerously (for my mom) old age. I know it's not impossible, but it just makes a lot more sense this way. Plus my parents always covered up for his wrongdoings so it honestly wouldn't surprise me.

I once asked my mom and she got visibility upset. Didn't even ask her outright, I just said I had a dream that they told me my brother was really my father. She got super mad and refused to even discuss or acknowledge my dream. Weird as hell.

I would still consider my mom, my mom. Wouldn't consider my brother my dad if he were because he's an ass. It's just something I think is highly probable.

alienblooded , Anthony Shkraba Report

Final score:

283points

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Rick 3 years ago

Oh wow, what a horrible situation all round

121points

#14

Every episode of every reality show is either tightly scripted, or at least framed and re-shot so the producers can get the right amount of drama on the screen.

Fluxxed0 Report

Final score:

267points

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Rick 3 years ago

Literally says before or after most of those shows: “Some scenes have been created for entertainment purposes only”.

124points

#15

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove In my city something bad is about to happen.

I see a lot of mansions on sale, and houses with good location too. I think rich people know something that the rest of the people don't.

Pretty paranoid, sorry.

ElCiscador Report

Final score:

257points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Not that paranoid. It's called "insider knowledge" and rich people hold often the position where they are informed about plans that could affect their properties. So it could be that soon you'll find that some very polluting industry is building a new plant right across the street because it suddenly has been designated as "industrial area".

150points

#16

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Queen Elizabeth will probably live up to 120 years and longer. She is one of the best fed and most cared person on Earth.

If we invented something for immortality, she likely took it already.

umotex12 , WikiImages Report

Final score:

254points

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Scagsy 3 years ago

Also, if you look at her brooch it doubles as an alien face.

174points

Susan Trevaskis-Owen 3 years ago

Well now I can't unsee it...

24points

Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

Looks like grumpy cat rocking a sweet hat to me

6points

BasedWang 3 years ago

thats immediately what I saw THEN the flower

3points

Margaret Colquhoun 3 years ago

Yeah. An alien face with a rose-pink exposed brain.

1point

Kat Hoth 3 years ago

LMAO, it sure does.

1point

Ricky Hunter 3 years ago

The plot thickens 🤔

1point

J-A Laine 2 years ago

And if you look at her hat it looks like a flying saucer. -_-

0points

Janet E Crain 2 years ago

Well, there's incontrovertible proof, definitely.

0points

13 3 years ago

That's...a rose.....

0points

Craig Reynolds 3 years ago

Thanks for that! Now I can't unsee it. WhatHasBee...0dbaf4.jpg

0points

grotesqueer 3 years ago

Isn't the idea of her dying just very odd? Like somehow I'm more weirded out by the idea of her dying than the idea of her outliving me.

15points

grotesqueer 3 years ago

(oops, "weirded out" doesn't quote mean what I thought it does, it seems. I thought it just means "to find very weird" :D)

2points

Robert T 3 years ago

She is clinging on as she doesn't want Charles to become king.

15points

Dale Williams 3 years ago

She isn't the only one, believe me, a lot of my generation (I'm the same age as Prince William) would rather Charles stood aside or abdicated as soon as he gets the throne, he would not be good for either the Royal Family or any of the Commonwealth countries that still have the monarch as their head of state. William has proven that he is immensely popular and can and does listen to the public, just like his Grandmother.

12points

Alison Wells 3 years ago

Her mother lived to be a little over a hundred, and since lifespan is somewhat hereditary, it seems likely enough.

12points

Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago (edited)

*insert Ice age meme 'I'll bury y'all and dance on your graves*

7points

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François Carré 3 years ago

I think the Queen is just an iconic example of what is happening nowadays with the last survivors of her generation. Tough people who've lived through wars and all kind of s**t and are now not only reaching the age of 100, but doing it in a relatively good shape. When I was a kid in the 1980's, centenarians were still very rare and usually they were either completely blind and/or deaf, paralytic, with dementia etc. Now there are "plenty" of them, and not only rich, well cared and fed people. Just this morning at work I had a visit of a sweet, very small (like 1m40) grandma I've known for years. She comes with her daughter but she can perfectly walk alone, not so long ago she still drove her own car and always insisted to climb the stairs (I even saw her casually running there - not kidding). She's not deaf, she doesn't even wear glasses, and all in all she's all there. She's 103 years old.

6points

Gabby M 3 years ago (edited)

I have a client just like that!! 101 currently and walks just fine, only needs glasses to read, healthy as a horse! Some people got it & most don't lol

5points

Desiree McKinnon 3 years ago

I think she's staying alive out of spite. If she outlives Prince Charles, the throne would pass to William.

6points

Chewie Baron 3 years ago

Last time that happened was when George III succeeded his grandfather, George II in 1760.

1point

Adrian 3 years ago

The trouble with immortality is it doesn't give you more childhood, youth, productive years, old age - it just gives you more extreme old-age.

4points

tuzdayschild 3 years ago

I would believe this if her husband had been included on the immortality pill. Once you reach her age, people you like of your own generation are more precious than gold.

3points

Calypso poet 3 years ago

Maybe she didn't want him to have the immortality pill.

2points

Seabeast 3 years ago

Good genes. Her mother lived to be 102 despite drinking heavily and inhaling a lot of second hand cigarette smoke from her husband when he was alive.

2points

Monica Sargent 3 years ago

She is also a shape shifter

2points

HellVetios 3 years ago

She isn't any more fed or cared for than other rich people.

2points

Mark Berry 3 years ago

Notice Prince Phillip didn't get the immortality medicine.

2points

Chewie Baron 3 years ago

He died two months short of his Centenary birthday.

0points

Adi Halevy 3 years ago

or Betty White...

2points

Bobert Robertson 3 years ago

I'm still not convinced that Betty White isn't Queen Elizabeth...

6points

LinManuelMiranda 2 years ago

sadly this did not happen😞

1point

Amyah Labrèche-Docq 3 years ago

Well fed???? Yes, she have good quality food but she eat very little.

1point

Carmen Sandiego 3 years ago

http://www.picturequotes.com/ice-age-quote-5-picture-quote-687451

1point

Patrik Gerhardsson 2 years ago

Nah

0points

Margaret Martin 2 years ago

Highlander.

0points

Kantami Blossom 2 years ago

I just hope she dies on a public holiday that way their won't be a new holiday announced for remembrance, I know it's sick but it'd piss off so many people😂

0points

David Collinge 2 years ago

Sadly as a UK resident I think she won't see next year.

0points

Kimberley Gayle Thomas 2 years ago

I read somewhere that Queen Elizabeth & Cher are Radioactive and will outlive us all.

0points

Mike Rodrick 3 years ago

Invermectin?

0points

Daniele Ribolla 3 years ago

what's a stupidity...

0points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

If that’s the case why is Prince Philip dead

0points

Jane W. 3 years ago

And poor Charlie will never be king.

0points

Paloma Vita 3 years ago

Newsflash: The British monarchs have been using homeopathy ever since the 1830s. Queen Elizabeth II is patron of the Royal London Homeopathic Hospital and Prince Charles has been vocal about his support for homeopathic and “complementary” medicine.

0points

Laurie Ostergaard-Overbey 3 years ago (edited)

Betty White too. i guess money makes the difference

0points

Billy Haake 3 years ago

I love the Queen!! May she reign forever!

0points

Lynn Morello 3 years ago

Chuckle chuckle. Would it surprise you to learn that the Queen Mother lived to see 100.

0points

Kathy Conley 3 years ago

The trick is she keeps moving! The day you start moving physically, is the day you start dying!

0points

Victor 3 years ago

Get Out.

0points

Darron Clark 3 years ago

Read about adrenochrome, and the disappearance of children around the royals.

0points

Deb Dedon 3 years ago

Her mother lived to be 101 after being born before antibiotics and the medical care we take for granted. Her Majesty has tough genes.

0points

Batgirl Kitty 3 years ago

Immortalatea!

0points

jpaul 3 years ago

with the brits don't free these people. why they keep them hijacked. i know lot of brits don't want to hear that. but these people are humans, they gotta be free. not being hijacked since birth

0points

HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago

Did you know it's impossible to die from old age? We die from the diseases brought on by old age. she's one of the most well taken care of people on the earth, so as long as she stays extremely healthy she's likely to live for a while more

0points

Frankenfrog 3 years ago

Her mother lived to be 101, so nothing unusual about her possibly living to that same age

0points

Joann Casey 3 years ago

She just cannot die in the next year, we are getting an extra day public holiday in 2022 for 70 years of her as Queen it might get cancelled if she dies before then.

0points

Ian Reynolds 3 years ago

She is a lizard person, and some lizards live a long time.

-1point

DidiRomski 3 years ago

Yeah, it's called edrenacrome

-1point

Frankenfrog 3 years ago

Take your meds

1point

Effin Fred 3 years ago

She needs to die, or be murdered! She also needs to be tried for crimes against the Irish!!!

-3points

Limp_Distribution , Marcus Aurelius Report

#17

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That only about 20% of people actually do any work. The rest just get by looking busy.

Final score:

246points

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Brendan 3 years ago

Yeah, busy reading Bored Panda lol.

160points

#18

I believe that many animal rescues self-perpetuate their own problem. Some rescues have VERY picky requirements - like salary minimums, yard size minimums, prior experience, age minimums, required seminars, required volunteer work, etc. Meanwhile you can just go to a breeder or a store, and be able to get a pet that day.

I understand wanting to make sure the animals go to a home equipped to care for the animal, but if it's so hard to get a rescuee pet that it drives people to stores, then those shelters will only ever become more crowded. A parrot rescue near me requires 6 months of volunteering for 3 hours every week before you can adopt... and there's a store nearby that just breeds and sells parrots. Which one would most people pick?

echoskybound Report

Final score:

243points

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Ember 3 years ago

I couldn’t agree more with this! Plenty of people would love to adopt a cat or dog but live in a flat/apartment and are discounted immediately. I’ve never understood why having access to a garden is deemed more important than a loving home with people who care. Here in the UK many people would love to take on a rescue pet but are stumped at this first hurdle. It would be ok for me to have a baby in that environment but not a dog/cat?!? How does that make sense to anyone?

171points

#19

I believe my grand mother was a serial killer. She was married 7 times; each ending in a sudden death. She died in the 1980’s but everything is still suspicious and no one seems to know anything. I did find an article about her when she came to the US where her first husband died defending her after her ex-boyfriend climbed in her window in New York City. I also found evidence of her having been in prison before coming to the US.

Reloaded9mm Report

Final score:

240points

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Mina 3 years ago

Yikes!

82points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#20

That a relative is a CIA agent. She was in the Peace Corps, Vietnam era. Ever since she's been a "world traveler," somehow able to drop her work and "go hiking the Spanish version of the Appalachian Trail" or otherwise go to exotic locales. Sometimes she came back with injuries, "I fell as we were climbing some rocks." Her son is in the agency as an employee, not a spy, and he's married to a CIA translator.

Earguy Report

Final score:

235points

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Pearl 3 years ago

Hmm...very suspishy.... (Suspicious and fishy)

132points

#21

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Prince Charles will never sit on the throne. I believe he made a deal with Queen Elizabeth that in exchange for being allowed to marry Camilla he gave up his right to sit on the throne. Prince William will sit on the throne when Queen Elizabeth dies.

CrabFarts , Dan Marsh Report

Final score:

225points

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Alex K 3 years ago

too bad he had the ideal ears to hold up a crown

150points

#22

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That Bath and Body Works has like, 13 unique scents. Every couple of months they just rotate the scents in and call them something else.

Arcticshade , m01229 Report

Final score:

217points

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Ashe 3 years ago

Cool theory..

28points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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“Ma’am I Live Here”: Woman Refuses To Back Out Of Driveway, Learns A Lesson The Hard Way

#23

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Starbucks baristas intentionally spell your name wrong so you take a picture of it and post it on social media to give the company free advertising.

antialias_blaster , Coastal Elite Report

Final score:

215points

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Monica Martinez Castañeda 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure that's a fact. I've read it so many times. It's free advertising for them

68points

#24

My dog sees supernatural events at our house.

Autski Report

Final score:

189points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

And cats.

105points

#25

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Historians +200 years from now will be able to look at all of all of the private messages and data of people who have been long dead.

Similar to how we can read private letters of people from 1700’s.

mikenasty , Karolina Grabowska Report

Final score:

186points

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Giovanni 3 years ago

Historians +200 will have an hard time getting useful informations, they'll have to dig through terabytes of shitposts and memes

256points

#26

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Some zoos have empty exhibits and just claim the animal is in there, you just never see them.

sakura_wayne , BrokenSphere Report

Final score:

184points

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Steve Barnett 3 years ago

Standard practice when it comes to the Chameleons.

123points

thirty-seven37 , Mykyta Martynenko Report

#27

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove I think my great great uncle was gay, but lived in a time where he had to hide that part of himself. He never had a wife or kids. He traveled a lot and was very into art. I asked my grandma a while back if she thought he was gay and she said he just wasn't interested in having girlfriends.

Final score:

174points

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Alex K 3 years ago

because he was interested in having boyfriends, wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more

87points

50 Of The Most Incredible Shots That Were Submitted To The Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards

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French Diver’s “Jewels” In Tight Swimming Trunks Become Talk Of The Town At Olympics

#28

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That my five month old knows exactly when I’m about to fall asleep and starts crying just to screw with me.

ZyuMammoth , Laura Garcia Report

Final score:

170points

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Chris 3 years ago

Same as when dinner is cooked they wake up.

42points

#29

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove I believe that apple never actually intended for anyone to buy their $999 monitor stand. It was just an excuse so they could invalidate all warranty claims for the Pro monitor.

"We can't approve your claim due to the use of improper 3rd party equipment".

Joeysaurrr , The Default Project Report

Final score:

167points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

Apple products are horrendously overpriced, but usually don't provide any extra functionality over non-Apple products (and sometimes they're actually less functional).

121points

#30

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That your phone and laptop mics are hot and sending data to certain groups.

JimmyL2014 , Karolina Grabowska Report

Final score:

166points

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Eppe 3 years ago

I'd say this is more than a sneaking suspicion...

100points

#31

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove That my English teacher didn't read essays, and based grades on how we were in class.

MaterialImportance , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

163points

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Vorknkx 3 years ago

One of my professors used the so-called "stair system". He would pick up all the papers, stand at the top of a staircase, then toss them forward into the air. The step that a paper lands on determines the grade :D

38points

#32

35 People Share Things They Are Really Suspicious Of But Can't Actually Prove Mattress stores are a money laundering scheme. No one buys that many mattresses.

One_dank_orange , pxhere Report

Final score:

150points

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AnnaBanana 3 years ago

That is one UGLY bedroom suite!

170points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#33

That every single person who has submitted their DNA to their ancestor sites has officially damned themselves. That’s like giving away all the passwords to your devices. Our DNA is our coding, it is what builds us. If someone for some reason wanted that information for any reason that would likely ignore the integrity of bioethics, they could get to it. Rich person will die within 2 days without a kidney transplant? They could easily pay someone to check the database to find an individual who could potentially be the closest match. That person would have also submitted where they live. It would be pretty convenient for that person to randomly get terribly injured and be taken to the hospital where the rich person happens to be at. I know it sounds crazy, and there are 100 less crazy things people can do with out data. But with body autonomy rights starting to be taken away by some states, it’s essentially the government saying they own the rights to your body, it’s just not that obvious...for now. Y’all wait. Y’all mark my words.

Cmen6636 Report

Final score:

147points

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Mystery Egg 3 years ago

Yep! I will never willingly give away my DNA and I think it's utterly crazy that anyone does. Those ancestry sites make it all look so fun and interesting but there is something sinister about them. I just know it! In the same vain, I'd never have one of those Alexa (or similar) spybots in my house.

68points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#34

That companies (such as smartphones companies) are holding back their best technologies waiting their competitors to release something new so they release something a bit better but not the best they can do

HypertoastR Report

Final score:

146points

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Giovanni 3 years ago

Market saturation is no joke

44points

#35

That Earth has been visited by one or more advanced civilizations, and may even be watching us stealthily.

DarthContinent Report

Final score:

127points

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Daria B 3 years ago (edited)

Maybe the whole Christianity thing is records of aliens walking on our planet. Think about it. The kingdom in the skies, Jesus' miracles and his superior knowledge, his resurrection -> ascending to the sky -> not reappearing for ages.... It sounds like this ruler of a kingdom called Heaven sent his son to go explore planet Earth, he had bad experiences with our rather barbarian ancestors, went back home and doesn't want to come back.

62points

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Lauren 3 years ago

I have one! I think Kraft and Nabisco are in cahoots. If you fold a slice of Kraft's American cheese (any brand really) in fourths, each quarter slice fits perfectly on a saltine.

10points

Kisses4Katie 3 years ago

And get this! A whole slice fits perfectly on a slice of..bread!

8points

KDS 3 years ago

I think some people have a little to much time on their hands.

9points

Yeah, you heard 3 years ago (edited)

I basically make about $10 a year online. It's enough to replace naff all. I was amazed how crap and time consuming it was when I tried it. Stay in school, kids!

4points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

Every accusation you hear made by a member of the US Republican Party is an admission of guilt. GOP = Gaslight, Obstruct, Project

8points

Chich 3 years ago

Can you blame them? They are old and afraid. Scared that the best is behind them and the future is too scary (even the 30yo ones). "No! No! No! Keep it the way it was and make other people pay for it" is the GOP battle whine.

0points

Missmic 3 years ago

Mine is pretty dark...but I think the richest people in the world are funding space exploration so they can leave the planet before it dies with the rest of us.

5points

Bob Belcher 3 years ago

I know they've shown it in old movies and whatnot, but I'm really starting to think our universe is just a massive cell within another giant creature or being, and we're cancer to it slow destroying the single atom we inhabit until we spread to the next one and so on. Makes 100% sense to me.

3points

Bob Belcher 3 years ago

Oh, forgot to add that "global warming" is 100% real and it's just the giant beings immune system trying to kill us off. Think about it, when you're sick your bodies immune system causes you to have a fever to kill off the infection.

2points

Seabeast 3 years ago

Some of these make no sense.

3points

Paweł Duda 3 years ago

My one is: technology for faster than light travel is already on possession of most powerful governments right now. It's impossible all those UFO movies are just a coincidence.

2points

Lainthrill 2 years ago

The lower you get, the crazier some topic gets.....i like it :D

1point

Ronnie Beaton 3 years ago

There is a *very* broad streak of barely concealed antisemitism running through the English aristocracy. All the "old money" families with the titles, and the stately homes, whose ancestors at the time of the Crusades were in debt to their eyeballs to Jewish moneylenders.

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Tereza Cervenakova 3 years ago

Most of these Are just conspiracy theories, but #2 (about a soon-to-be ex plotting to kill his wife) Is way too real... This was the only one that send chills to my spine...

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renee brack 3 years ago

Superb thread providing much food for thought as well as some amusement. Thank you Bored Panda :)

1point

Lilly Swaim 3 years ago

Too many of these are just paranoid speculation

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JustAnother Soul 3 years ago

I also have one. That the aliens or Greys of popular culture and UFOs are not aliens but humans from the future who have developed time travel technology and have physical adaptations to better live on their adopted planet Mars. It sounds far fetched but this is technically more feasible than traveling the vast reaches of space from another planet to earth. And the reason they are mostly interested and mainly seen in military bases and nuclear weapon sites is because they are trying to prevent our own self destruction.

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Rei 3 years ago (edited)

Oh, I have one too!!! The big tissue companies invented the common cold infections in a lab and let them loose onto humanity so that they could sell lots of tissues to people.

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Lauren 3 years ago

I'd buy it! ;o)

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Unwelcomed Guest 3 years ago

My one is that the antivax movement was started to remove woman’s rights and get them out of the workforce back to being baby factories. If we loose herd immunity that the vaccines have given us childhood diseases that have almost been eradicated will come back with a vengeance. If a young couple wanted just two kids they would need to have 5 just to have two live to adulthood. That would mean the woman would be perceptually pregnant during her early adulthood during a time she would have been carving out her career

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anarkzie 3 years ago

Why would anyone want to do that?

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Lauren 3 years ago

I have one! I think Kraft and Nabisco are in cahoots. If you fold a slice of Kraft's American cheese (any brand really) in fourths, each quarter slice fits perfectly on a saltine.

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Kisses4Katie 3 years ago

And get this! A whole slice fits perfectly on a slice of..bread!

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KDS 3 years ago

I think some people have a little to much time on their hands.

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Yeah, you heard 3 years ago (edited)

I basically make about $10 a year online. It's enough to replace naff all. I was amazed how crap and time consuming it was when I tried it. Stay in school, kids!

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Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

Every accusation you hear made by a member of the US Republican Party is an admission of guilt. GOP = Gaslight, Obstruct, Project

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Chich 3 years ago

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Missmic 3 years ago

Mine is pretty dark...but I think the richest people in the world are funding space exploration so they can leave the planet before it dies with the rest of us.

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Bob Belcher 3 years ago

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Bob Belcher 3 years ago

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Seabeast 3 years ago

Some of these make no sense.

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Paweł Duda 3 years ago

My one is: technology for faster than light travel is already on possession of most powerful governments right now. It's impossible all those UFO movies are just a coincidence.

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Lainthrill 2 years ago

The lower you get, the crazier some topic gets.....i like it :D

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Ronnie Beaton 3 years ago

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Tereza Cervenakova 3 years ago

Most of these Are just conspiracy theories, but #2 (about a soon-to-be ex plotting to kill his wife) Is way too real... This was the only one that send chills to my spine...

1point

renee brack 3 years ago

Superb thread providing much food for thought as well as some amusement. Thank you Bored Panda :)

1point

Lilly Swaim 3 years ago

Too many of these are just paranoid speculation

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JustAnother Soul 3 years ago

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Rei 3 years ago (edited)

Oh, I have one too!!! The big tissue companies invented the common cold infections in a lab and let them loose onto humanity so that they could sell lots of tissues to people.

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Lauren 3 years ago

I'd buy it! ;o)

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Unwelcomed Guest 3 years ago

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anarkzie 3 years ago

Why would anyone want to do that?

5points