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When commenting on something, whether it be reddit, facebook, etc. finish typing your comment, stop, re-read it twice and then ask yourself what you are trying to accomplish with said comment before posting

DysenteryFairy , Joseph Frank Report

Final score:

383points

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Moosy Girl 2 years ago

Til that comments have to accomplish something, I have hereby accomplished making a bunch of strangers aware of my musings on above subject.

193points

Shut the f**k up.

Wait for the lawyer.

hxcloud99 , Gabrielle Henderson Report

Final score:

381points

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Bouche Clay 2 years ago

This!

69points

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" They've Found That Work In Real Life, Here Are 35 Of The Most Useful Ones Turn it off, then on again.

Lurial , John Smit Report

Final score:

306points

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NetworkMan 2 years ago

As a Network Technician at a huge University, I approve this message.

171points

When you have forgotten someone's name, simply say : "I'm sorry, but what was your name one more time." They may act offended, but when they give you their first name you simply reply "No, I meant your last name." (more socially acceptable to forget).

Bingo. First and last names.

hxcloud99 , charlesdeluvio Report

Final score:

304points

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BeHa 2 years ago

And 1 second later I have already forgotten both names...

368points

Buy things out of season, this can save you money. Unless its food, then buy it in season

Lurial , charlesdeluvio Report

Final score:

301points

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indiecognition 2 years ago (edited)

How much for a gallon of milk from July?

115points

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" They've Found That Work In Real Life, Here Are 35 Of The Most Useful Ones Cut negative people out of your life.

hxcloud99 , Christian Erfurt Report

Final score:

297points

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Bouche Clay 2 years ago

*offers around the scissors*

134points

People Are Sharing "Cheat Codes" They've Found That Work In Real Life, Here Are 35 Of The Most Useful Ones When you're giving a presentation, bring a bottle of water up to the podium. If you find yourself in a spot where you blank, taking a drink will allow you to gather your thoughts. Nobody will be the wiser.

hxcloud99 , Bluewater Sweden Report

Final score:

290points

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Mavis 2 years ago

If you're speaking to a large group of people and dont know where to look, just look at a point over everyones head out past the back row.

101points

When you buy something online, you usually get a chance to enter a promo code before you purchase.

Google the promo codes.

They're out there - you can get anything from free shipping to 25% off the purchase.

north0 , rupixen.com Report

Final score:

245points

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Ivo H 2 years ago

I almost always check for codes, not once the code I found worked.

320points

#10

If you have crushing chest pain, call 911 first. Then chew some aspirin. I work in cardiology.

hxcloud99 , Kateryna Hliznitsova Report

Final score:

244points

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Buren 2 years ago

Do you mean before or after I remove the bookshelf?

301points

#11

if you gently rock back and forth while pooping it will take significantly less time and make it easier to pass more "troublesome" movements. Best. Lifehack. Ever

thejesusfinger , 99.films Report

Final score:

218points

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Buren 2 years ago

Do I have to do this in toilet or any teeter totter would do?

80points

#12

For essays with minimum page requirements: If you finish your paper and realize that what you wrote is a shy of the minimum requirement, ctrl F your paper and search for ".". Change the font size of the periods from 12 to 14. They are the exact same size, but it causes the paper to be significantly longer (my 5 page original essay was stretched out to roughly 7 pages).

anon , Luke Southern Report

Final score:

187points

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Anna Losonczy 2 years ago

We always had essays with minimum word requirement. :D

140points

#13

When I am in a large shopping centre (mall) I take a photo of the information board on my phone so I can look up how to get to stores without having to go back to the board

Final score:

185points

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DuchessDegu 2 years ago

This is even more useful in an airport. I saw someone taking photos of the connection gates and gates map and scoff to myself "ppfft that's what the app is for", just to have the app stuck and nearly missing my flight

87points

#14

Easy splinter removal: dip the splintered body part in some Elmer's glue, let it dry, remove glue with splinter.

Easy lawn care: Pour "beer" (Bud Light, Coors, etc) on the lawn. Fermented sugars make great fertilizer.

Easy broken glass clean up: Get the tiny pieces up with a piece of bread, the consistency and texture picks up even the smallest shard.

ThePolymath , Molly DG Report

Final score:

184points

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Dave Thompson 2 years ago

Fertilizer is cheaper than beer.

211points

#15

Babywipes for the bathroom. Seriously, your life will be +1.

hxcloud99 , Towfiqu barbhuiya Report

Final score:

184points

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Henrik Schmidt 2 years ago

Just don't flush them!

323points

#16

Never bring anything in to work. That way, when you leave (ie, earlier than usual) it doesn't look like you're leaving for the day.

cbexton , Jornada Produtora Report

Final score:

179points

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October 2 years ago

Why do I see so many posts about adults at work who behave like teenagers in highschool? Grow up.

130points

#17

I've got one. If you feel uncomfortable looking into someone's eyes when they're talking to you, look at their nose instead. They cannot tell the difference.

anon , Jessica Da Rosa Report

Final score:

171points

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Buren 2 years ago

What happens to 'imagine them naked?'

62points

HumerousMoniker , Krisztian Tabori Report

#18

When you eat hard shell taco's, do it over your nachos. That way when they disintegrate, you can eat the bits you lost with your nachos

Final score:

162points

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Monday 2 years ago

Now THIS is the kind of cheat code I was hoping for!

151points

#19

Avoid forgetting something in the morning by placing it in your shoes. (works best if you wear the same pair every day.)

anon , Jake Goossen Report

Final score:

149points

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Henrik Schmidt 2 years ago

And if you don't have a dog.

146points

Oli Oli 2 years ago

Or a cat... some cats will just bat things out of shoes.

11points

tuzdayschild 2 years ago

Unless it's edible, my dog leaves my stuff alone. If it's food, all bets are off.

7points

Andrei Caldararu 2 years ago

Or kids

4points

Delta Dawn 2 years ago

Or kids who steal your shoes

1point

Whitefox 2 years ago

My dog gives zero consideration to my shoes. The cats though!! They love my shoes!

1point

Valerea King 2 years ago

That part

0points

kath morgan 2 years ago

Oh no, I am perfectly capable of taking it out of my shoe and leaving it on the floor.

9points

Farid Red 2 years ago

I place the 'thing' at the front door. So i will see it when i about to leave.

9points

Robert T 2 years ago

Seeing it doesn't work for me, but if I fall over it, THEN I remember ;-)

6points

Kiss Army Premium 2 years ago

I put my keys with whatever I don't want to forget.

8points

Jamie 2 years ago

This is what I do, too.

1point

Rosie Bannister 1 year ago

i used to sticak a post it note on them for the same reason

0points

Luna Crow 2 years ago

It works! Not getting far without those..

0points

GadgetGirl 2 years ago

Until you slip your foot in and crush your glasses...

7points

Ace 2 years ago

Adds an extra ten minutes searching through fifty pairs of shoes to find the ones I left my keys on...

7points

Waite Forit 2 years ago

And that's how I ended up with a hunting knife in my foot.

6points

Headless Roach 2 years ago (edited)

Seems I keep forgetting dead mice. EDIT: I have a cat, yes.

6points

AW 2 years ago

I made a it a standard practice to empty my pockets when I got home and put things like my wallet, keys, etc in the same place every time. If there's something I need to remember in the morning, I put it in the same place as one of the other items and I'm good to go

2points

CrazyCatLady 2 years ago

I would just forget my shoes…

1point

David Leick 2 years ago

Do not do this if that something is a knife. It hurts.

1point

MeMosabe 2 years ago

Good advice. "Good judgement comes from experience; Experience comes from bad judgement."

1point

Tom Johnsen 2 years ago

I keep my pill bottles in my coffee filters. Haven't forgotten to take morning meds since.

1point

Joss 2 years ago

Or have a set spot where things waiting to leave go if shoes won't work. My family always had a shelf right by the door for that so you just get into the habit of checking the spot as you walk by it and it's only one thing to remember instead of each of the things you want to bring.

1point

Porch santa 2 years ago

No, my chalkboard with hangers is better than having someone asking why an object smells of feet.

1point

Lorelei Snow 2 years ago

i'd just lose my shoe

1point

Chris Hooley 2 years ago

If you plan to go by car, put car keys with object.

1point

Selah Rocks 1 year ago

Put things out in the designated area, no biggy. Like the place you always sit before leaving for work/school.

0points

Yay Pandas! 2 years ago

I put my keys in the same place every day. If I need to remember to bring something with me I put it with my keys. Of course, you need to develop the habit of putting your keys in the same place every time.

0points

Jessica J. 2 years ago

Guess it's too bad if your cheat code advice is to never wear the same shoes two days in a row.

0points

LinkTheHylian 2 years ago

Not sure my car would fit.

0points

Jason Cullen 2 years ago

Clip your car keys to the thing that you have to remember. You'll remove your shoes at work less often

0points

kathyberthahazel 2 years ago

I place my keys on top of it. Can't leave without my keys.

0points

Nimitz 2 years ago

*pinching bridge of nose* Just... Just put it with your keys or wallet or that thing you always have with you. Once again, this is not a life hack and everyone already has their own version of this

0points

Lene 2 years ago

Hmm.... I have a 1-year old who'll sometimes attempt to eat my shoes and then, when she figures it's an impossible task, she'll throw the shoe away.... not always to an obvious place. So... I like this cheat code-thingy..... but I'll have to wait to try it until her shoe eating-phase is over. 😬

0points

Jane Martin 2 years ago

or put it in a bag and hang it off the exit door k**b

0points

Magnifico Giganticus 2 years ago

I couldn't put my shoes toes out like that.

0points

Squirrelly Panda 2 years ago

I used to put it on my bag. Then, in my mad morning rush, I would backhand the item off my bag. Grab the bag and leave.

0points

Smiler 2 years ago

for me i put it on my laptop which i bring everyday (if too big put a sticky note on the laptop)

0points

Jay Varner 2 years ago

Unless it is brushing your teeth or breakfast. :)

0points

Zandy Pearce 2 years ago

Or next to your keys.

0points

Dizavid 2 years ago

Boss: Jesus Hank, this presentation smells like moldy feet! And also....is that a*s I smell? . Hank: Look, the plan went through a beta trial before landing on the final design.

0points

Kamara L 2 years ago

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0points

Donna Clanclan 2 years ago

I tried putting it in the pockets of the jeans I knew he'd be wearing the next day. He decided to wear sweats instead and didn't bother pulling anything other than his wallet and keys out of his jeans. I'm sure if I'd put it in his shoe, he'd of worn them and complained that something was in his shoe hurting his foot all day....yet not removed his shoe to find out what. He has two modes 'look a shiny' and 'tunnel focus'.

0points

UpQuarkDownQuark 2 years ago

Tried and true.

0points

BasedWang12.5 2 years ago

Ima sneaker head.. 100+ pairs. I would never again find what I was looking for

0points

Aubrie Allen 2 years ago

I don't see this being helpful to someone like Imelda Marcos.

0points

Burnt Bagel 2 years ago

Now this one is just freaking weird…

0points

Javel! 2 years ago

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0points

Santhe van der Meulen 2 years ago

I place it on top of my phone. Works every time!

0points

Weirdest Bi You’ll Ever Meet 2 years ago (edited)

And what if it’s a bookbag? I don’t know about y’all but I got a small shoe size.

0points

censorshipsucks 2 years ago

I put it by the front door so that you have to hit it to open the door.

0points

Petro Roos 2 years ago

I can't fit my laptop in my shoe!

0points

Csaba Horvath 2 years ago

Yes, i do this and works :D

0points

TheAquarius1978 2 years ago

I place my keys ínside my wallet, never miss them.

0points

Unproductive Panda #3 2 years ago

I do this all the time, it works really well

0points

#20

Try to use your non-dominant hand for more things, try to maintain an equal balance in your body. If you have paper and a writing utensil in front of you, try scribbling circles with your non-dominant hand. Stir things with it, open doors with it. Use your dominant hand for things that you'd usually use your non-dominant for.

Be conscious of how your body moves. Pick up your feet when you walk, pay attention to your posture, try not to lean to one side if you're standing for a long period of time. *Stretch.* Stretching is important in maintaining strength, balance and coordination. Try doing routine things in different ways, it'll help your body with the aging process and keep you in better shape.

If you want to develop certain traits as a person, live your life as if you've always been that way/had said traits. Eventually after a bit it will become so second nature that you won't even have to think about it.

Don't pretend to know something if you don't. You look ignorant if you're called out on it, and you force yourself to lose the opportunity to learn something new. If you're mocked for not knowing something and needing to ask, you're around the wrong people.

**tl;dr** Be conscious of how your body moves; try to stay balanced. Sometimes pretending to have certain traits will actually help you develop them. Be open to learning new things.

Final score:

141points

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2picklesinabun 2 years ago

This thread sure is strange.

85points

#21

On flights, if you are fighting for an arm rest with a stranger. bring your arm (the one thats on the same side the arm rest you want) up to your mouth and sneeze/cough. Then place it by the armrest. The other person will move their arm. Has had 100% success rate

Princess335 , Suhyeon Choi Report

Final score:

130points

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Buren 2 years ago

I think unwritten rule is arm rest for the middle seater.

204points

#22

Learn to cook. You will save money, eat better and feel better. If you are terrible at cooking, there is only one way to get better...cook. Think of cooking not as a chore, but as something that is fun and that brings joy to other people and to yourself. If you live alone, invest in some nice pyrex containers, put a few portions in the freezer, a few in the fridge.

anon , Conscious Design Report

Final score:

127points

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Monday 2 years ago

If you don't like cooking it doesn't matter how much you think of it as fun, it will stay a chore. If simply thinking "This is a fun thing" worked we would all love our jobs.

193points

#23

If you get brain freeze from eating something cold too quickly, press your tongue against the roof of your mouth as hard as you can. Voila, instant brainfreeze relief.

fortuitous_bounce , Jed Villejo Report

Final score:

114points

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Tess 2 years ago

Also works for sneezing

40points

#24

If you're at home/work/party or GOD forbid your girlfriend's house and the toilet starts to overflow, take the lid off the back reservoir part and lift the long handle as far up as it will go. The water will stop rising and then you can quietly mutter curses at it till it goes back down (which it does, more often than not...)

Final score:

112points

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Unproductive Panda #3 2 years ago

You mean curses like swears, or like magic spells?

112points

#25

Always walk like you know where you are and what you're doing. Most people will just let you go on through/by/away. Works on most rent-a-cops and campus police.

jetpackRocktane Report

Final score:

104points

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Thanatos Charles 2 years ago

Go anywhere at all with a high vis jacket, a stepladder and a small toolbox, can add a hard hat for extra effect, even easier to carry a bag with some light bulbs, incase anyone asks. You can literally get in anywhere

61points

#26

Give yourself half an hour of downtime in the morning, between being ready to leave and leaving, and your day won't feel so rushed

anon , Aaron Burden Report

Final score:

101points

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sturmwesen 2 years ago

Where do you get that extra hour? I am happy if I can fit a 45min walk in instead of 15min.

79points

#27

To get through tech support quickly with an ISP, choose the option for becoming a new customer. Then when you get there ask to transfer to tech support. Usually they won't put you on hold because they see the number coming from the new customer line.

anon , Marília Castelli Report

Final score:

99points

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sturmwesen 2 years ago

In somehotlines it helps to talk gibberish to the machine. Others kick you out for it.

32points

#28

If you drive stick and the battery s dead, get some friends, put the key to the on position, put the car in 2nd and push the clutch down. have your friends push your car. when you get a decent speed going let the clutch up. (this is called "Popping the clutch." your car with start and you can drive around for a while to recharge your battery(provided nothing is wrong with the battery or the alternator)

Final score:

96points

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Vix Spiderthrust 2 years ago (edited)

This is called a jump start. EDIT no it isn't. Stupid brain.

27points

Thedarkfallenone , Ayo Ogunseinde Report

#29

If you are quitting something e.g. smoking, drinking etc. Everytime you feel the urge to do said addiction : Go for a run, do 20 sit ups, 20 push ups etc. This way you can start to associate exercise with quitting and you get fitter the more you quit which can make you feel better

Final score:

89points

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Buren 2 years ago

Or I associate quitting with exercise and don't want to quit anymore.

239points

#30

If you are driving an unfamiliar car and you don't know which side the gas tank is on, just look at the little pump icon next to the gas gauge on the dashboard. The pump handle on the icon will be on the side of the tank

Lurial , Jaromír Kavan Report

Final score:

81points

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TheAquarius1978 2 years ago

Also lmao, if you drive an electric vehicle, don't try to fill its tank at the gás station... ( Google Tesla woman gás station, and be amazed )

50points

#31

When you go to a restaurant where they bring you your drink in a cup/glass, ask for no ice or for ice on the side. Often what they do is load your drink with ice so that it seems as if there's more in there, especially at bars

MrCassiBro , Nancy Hughes Report

Final score:

73points

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Monday 2 years ago

Most bars have a set amount of alcohol they serve you. If you ask for no ice you get a half-filled glass. At least that's how it works here.

130points

#32

Try to put yourself in as many socially awkward situations as possible. You will be desensitized to it which makes you more outgoing.

hxcloud99 , Priscilla Du Preez Report

Final score:

69points

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Tess 2 years ago

I just seem to improve my ability of finding new ways to be even more socially awkward.

178points

Weebles_Wobble , Stephani Spitzer Report

#33

If you spill any liquid that will stain on your carpet (red wine, juice, etc), pour some salt on it. Work it into the carpet - just rub it in with your hands. Leave it there for a few hours (for serious stains, up to a day) and vacuum it out. Voila, stain gone.

Final score:

64points

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Monday 2 years ago

That's not what a stain is....if it's a fresh spill it's not a stain. So this method won't remove stains, just prevent them.

77points

#34

When you're talking to someone and can't tell if they are interested in the subject/their mind is elsewhere, cross your arms. If they cross theirs as well, they are truly listening

Cirquedecircle7 Report

Final score:

60points

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Monday 2 years ago

Except if they have social anxiety and are very attentive to body language in which case crossing their arms is something they'll never do since it could also show disinterest or disagreement.

122points

#35

Talk to everyone like you would your best mate, and smile.

Goldsie , Ashley Piszek Report

Final score:

48points

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Henrik Schmidt 2 years ago (edited)

This is the American way. In many countries this will make you come off as pushy and weird.

143points

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#36

If you need to briefly turn the light on at night and don't want to completely lose your night vision, keep one eye closed.

Flowgram Report

Final score:

21points

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Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago

This is the reason pirates wore Eyepadches. To see in the dark under deck.

25points

#37

Measure twice, cut once.

piratejake Report

Final score:

21points

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LuckyL 2 years ago

Redo, if still measured wrong

7points

#38

Before you take a dookie, throw in a piece or two of toilet paper in the toilet bowl to reduce/avoid splashing and that kerplunk noise

reddit Report

Final score:

20points

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Ace 2 years ago

Or just grow up, learn that bodily functions are perfectly normal and stop wasting toilet paper.

31points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#39

Most tinfoil and saran wrap boxes have little push-in tabs on the sides. If you push them in, the roll won't fall out when you try to rip out a sheet of it

Final score:

19points

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Robert T 2 years ago (edited)

They do, but in my experience of doing this, the box then tends to fall apart before the roll is finished.

16points

#40

Don't be rude, but NEVER answer any cops questions when they call you in for questioning

Final score:

18points

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RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago

The answer to every question is lawyer

5points

#41

If you park in a large parking garage/shopping centre, get out and take a photo on your cell phone of the nearest parking sign (Area B2, etc). You will never lose your car again

Final score:

17points

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JoJo Anisko 2 years ago

That's assuming your car doesn't wander off.

32points

#42

Can't find your car in a parking lot? hitting the lock button trying to get it to beep? Extend the distance of key-less entry by putting the key under your chin. The signal will resonate in your skull increasing the range dramatically. I swear to god this works, and I'm told it's safe because the radiation is non-ionizing

Lurial , Matthew Paul Argall Report

Final score:

16points

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TheAquarius1978 2 years ago

What if your car is a clássic and doesn't have a remote? Like mine didn't wen i Lost it, ( well technically i didn't Lost it, i changed its color and forgot about it, i was looking for a white car, when i should be looking for a custom black car )

7points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#43

When studying arts at university, take notes on your prof's political/philosophical ideologies and worldviews. Regurgitate in essays and on exams for an A grade. Also, margins, font, font size, etc. are incredibly important. Never neglect these.

joshuajargon , Dom Fou Report

Final score:

15points

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BonnyDK 2 years ago

In Art in college students would find out what style or movement the professor preferred then do their lessons in it for an easy A. I thought it was self defeating because you were not learning the media and highly limiting developing your own style.

21points

#44

Peel a banana from the bottom. (thank you youtube)

cluesew , Anastasia Eremina Report

Final score:

15points

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Jason 2 years ago

Is there a reason for this? I grow and dehydrate a ton of bananas and after cutting off a hand from the stalk it's easiest to give a quick twist when pulling off an individual banana. It takes the top portion of and pre peels one of the sides a bit.

9points

#45

If you need to get out of a conversation, whether it be a person at your door or a random acquaintance you bumped into, give them a good handshake and it's over.

They won't refuse the handshake and it's a universal signal for ending the interaction. It removes the awkwardness of getting out of the conversation and is also friendly. If someone is trying to sell something I wish them luck and a great day as happily as I can. You won't seem like a d**k and you get your time back.

cedargrove Report

Final score:

15points

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RafCo (he/him) 2 years ago

I just say "okay, f**k off now" and it seems to work

13points

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#46

Walk on the sides of stairs to avoid/reduce creaks.

Final score:

13points

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censorshipsucks 2 years ago

also sharpen your knife before going up the stairs.

21points

#47

If I've learned *anything* from my internet provider about connection issues, its:

Step 1. Reset your modem by removing the power cable for at least 30 seconds and then plugging it back in.

Step 2. Restart your computer.

Step 3. If you're still having connection issues, repeat steps 1 and 2 above until it works.

hxcloud99 Report

Final score:

13points

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John Carr 2 years ago

Anytime I'm working on-site I always suggest 5 minutes off. Quite often the customer will say something like "while we're waiting, do you want a cuppa" 😁

6points

#48

Riding a bicycle will save you lots of money on gas, parking, medical bills, and gym memberships.

anon , Clem Onojeghuo Report

Final score:

13points

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Mr. Cinder 2 years ago

Unless you get hit by a car.

52points

#49

When you are carrying groceries in plastic bags, take an extra bag, loop it through the handle loops of all the other bags, and tie them together. Divide the bags roughly in half, then hang them over your shoulder or around the back of your neck. I saw a genius/homeless man doing this, and it has made my grocery carrying much easier!

belgo Report

Final score:

13points

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Ace 2 years ago

Nobody should be using plastic bags. Most of Europe now has replaced them with reusable ones and shops are required to charge for them, to help remind you to always take shopping bags with you. It's not rocket science.

21points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#50

Always have some money saved that no one knows about, it could save your life.

If you have something important to remember put an object in a weird place. The next time you will see it it will automatically trigger your memory.

Put clothes in the dryer for a few minutes to get the wrinkles out.

lcxmpr , Towfiqu barbhuiya Report

Final score:

13points

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Linda van der Pal 2 years ago

The memory trigger probably doesn't work for me. All too often it just leads to me wracking my brain trying to remember what it was I should remember...

21points

#51

Pressing Window 'M" automatically minimizes your entire desktop. Good for those quick "hide what you were doing" moments. (I don't know if Apple has a similar shortcut.)

SheepCloner Report

Final score:

13points

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Headless Roach 2 years ago

what about the wan*ing sounds in the backround?

13points

#52

At the end of your shower turn the water really (or all the way) cold. This will wake you up and get blood flowing. It also closes your pores to allow for less dirt and bacteria to get in to help reduce acne problems.

Lurial , Hannah Xu Report

Final score:

12points

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Henrik Schmidt 2 years ago

And the screaming will help your housemates know when the shower is available.

123points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#53

When eating buffalo wings, the flat portions. You can detach the smaller bone on one end very easily, then twist it a bit and it will just slide out. You're now left with a big hunk of meat and only 1 bone, you can just bite it off into your mouth in one piece, flintstones-style

Final score:

11points

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EvilNob 2 years ago

How many wings have an American buffalo?

7points

#54

To peel a boiled egg, roll it around on your plate for a while until all of the eggshell is cracked evenly. Then it's easy to remove the complete shell at once. After you boil eggs immediately place them in ice cold water for a few minutes. No vinegar or salt or oil or whatever people use. Shells slip right off

Final score:

11points

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Firstname Lastname 2 years ago

I do the rolling trick, but I prefer on a clean paper towel so that I can then proceed to peel it over the towel and toss all the shell bits instead of having any stragglers reattach to my naked egg if I goof up.

9points

#55

To stop a sneeze, tickle the roof of your mouth with your tongue

Final score:

11points

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Laura Mende (Human) 2 years ago

Or you can rub the bridge of your nose right between the eyes. Works everytime.

7points

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#56

Gently work an orange in your hands to loosen the peel from the fruit. This makes it easy enough to get the whole peel in one shot.

bromosexual , Xiaolong Wong Report

Final score:

10points

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Brian Robinson 2 years ago

Soak oranges, lemons, limes on hot HOT water for 10 minutes. Heat makes the peel come away easy peasy.

3points

#57

Up, down, up, down, up, down five minutes a day and your neck will tighten up. I have reduced my chin-baggage using this method.

Final score:

10points

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Alex Bailey 2 years ago

Nods rapidly...

16points

#58

When you pour soda, pour it along the side of the cup instead of directly into it - like they do at bars. This keeps a lot of the "fizzyness" in the drink and as a result, it keeps a lot of the texture and flavor

Final score:

10points

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JoJo Anisko 2 years ago

Unless it's 7Up, which is way overcarbonated.

2points

#59

Always get in the leftmost line. Unless you're in Britain, then get in the rightmost queue.

People naturally line up on they same side that they're used to driving on the road.

keylimesoda Report

Final score:

9points

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Heidrance 2 years ago

Did you just try to tell British people how to queue? Aren't they born with that innate knowledge?

14points

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#60

Sprinkle some salt on your napkin coaster at the bar.. your beer won't stick to it EVERY FUGGIN TIME....

devilsdoormat Report

Final score:

8points

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Jan Rosier 2 years ago

Napking coaster under a beer? Where in the world... oh, right, sorry.

2points

#61

The color of the twist ties on bread in the supermarket indicate which day the bread was shipped fresh to the store.

* Monday = Blue
* Tuesday = Green
* Thursday = Red
* Friday = White
* Saturday = Yellow

ohsnaaap , Charles Chen Report

Final score:

8points

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Henrik Schmidt 2 years ago

... in some countries.

65points

#62

When working with high voltage/amperage equipment, even if you are sure you turned off the power, use your right hand and put your left in your pocket; this keeps any unexpected power from arcing through your heart.

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Final score:

7points

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2picklesinabun 2 years ago

Lololololol

1point

#63

Number of days in the month: start counting on your index finger knuckle (January), in between knuckles (Feb), next knuckle (March), etc… quirk: you have to repeat the pinky twice. knuckles are months with 31 days, "valleys" are days with 28, 29, or 30 days.

Final score:

6points

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Ace 2 years ago

When solutions are harder than the problems they're supposed to solve. Just learn the rhyme.

21points

#64

Buy seven towels and put a clean one on your pillow each night to clear up acne, then wash them all at the end of the week.

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Final score:

3points

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2picklesinabun 2 years ago

What lol. Who is writing these?? Just use a pillowcase, take a shower every day, etc.

22points

#65

Lift yourself a little off the toilet if noise is a concern and you're having a particularly gaseous bowel movement. The volume will decrease at least 50-60%.

fdat Report

Final score:

0points

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Rival Hydra 2 years ago

Why are there like three poop ones?

11points

#66

Need more time writing that paper? Grab a jpg, mp3, or some other media file and rename it "My Awesome Essay.doc" and send to professor. The "paper" will be look "corrupt" and it'll buy you a day or two more. Use sparingly.

hxcloud99 Report

Final score:

-2points

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2picklesinabun 2 years ago

Or stop screwing around and do your homework.

25points