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Two guys who were bullying me for being gay got caught jerking each other off under a table in 8th grade. At least they stopped bullying me, lol.

LevelAd5898 , Keira Burton Report

Final score:

260points

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Nea 6 months ago

This is way more complicated for me to lol.

63points

DesertGoldfish , Feliphe Schiarolli Report

A friend walked up to the front of the room to ask our teacher if he could go to the restroom and was denied. So he stood right there and pissed his pants in front of her. He got sent home.

Final score:

253points

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Hannah Taylor 6 months ago

Point taken.

98points

Social psychologist, management consultant, and executive coach Crystal Clarke, Ph.D., tells Bored Panda, "When people find themselves in situations they see as awkward, they are often experiencing some form of social anxiety, maybe feelings of shame, fear, confusion, embarrassment, or self-consciousness."

According to Clarke, something that can help us deal with life's inevitable uncomfortable moments is reminding ourselves that often the awkwardness is just in our heads.

She further explains, "Feeling awkward is typically the result of 1) how we imagine ourselves to appear and 2) how we imagine others are judging us. These two beliefs are usually simply that, beliefs! Given the negativity bias many of us have, sometimes what we believe others think about us can be inaccurate."

A girl kept putting her hand up to go to the bathroom, and the teacher refused. So after maybe the fifth time she just yanked something out of her skirt and slapped it on the window.

Her heavily soiled sanitary pad.

Fair enough.

Stepdadders Report

Final score:

246points

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Anxiousguest 6 months ago

Why does teachers prevent kids from going to bathroom. For teens, asking to go to bathroom itself is embarassing. Why does anyone think, they will ask it for other reasons

206points

Teacher of a BS class (Music Appreciation) who was known as an absolute terror. I wasn't the best student in school but took the class super seriously despite being tone deaf. I honestly wanted to melt through the floor every time this woman spoke to me.
Her final was two days - one listening to music pieces and answering questions the other a big multiple choice, 100 questions in all.

We take the first part and come in the next day to get our tests back before she administers the second. Hands them out by decreasing scores because she's a c**t. I didn't expect to be first but still thought I did pretty well. She hands out all the tests and stands in front of me berating me for being the worst student she ever taught and making her want to quit teaching. I got a 8/100 on a multiple choice test.

My head is spinning, and I'm trying to figure out how well I need to do on the second part to pass. I start looking around to ask people to compare answers. Get a test from another girl and my answer don't match up. Expected but they don't even match the correct answers the scantron gave. And then it dawns on me - there were two tests (A/B) and she marked mine wrong. I start to open my mouth and she flies over to my desk and drags me to hers. Sits there regarding because I figure she realized what happened and didn't want to be called out. The whole class was dead silent the whole time starting at me. I'm the color of a tomato and want to melt through the floor again.

I got a 92 on the test and no apology from that skank.

MrFunktasticc Report

Final score:

200points

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Cecilia Herrera 6 months ago

She should have owned up to it.

131points

There was a girl in my math class that would fall asleep with her feet up on the seat in front of her usually wearing short skirts. One day she farted so loud it woke her up. The entire class died laughing our teacher was facing the blackboard and I could see his shoulders shaking.

ChanceTight , RDNE Stock project Report

Final score:

191points

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Anxiousguest 6 months ago

I'm cringing with second hand embarassment

8points

Even though awkwardness is often the product of people's minds, such an emotion can have real-life negative consequences, including decreased confidence. "From a social theory called "the looking-glass self," we know that humans may base their sense of self on how they believe others view them. In situations where we believe others see us as awkward, we may interpret that as something being wrong with us, which over time can eat away at our sense of self and our self-esteem," says Clarke.

We had mandatory dance classes, including partner dance (think waltz and things like that). All in ballet clothes. One of the boys got a boner which is impossible to hide in ballet tights, and thought it would be best to put it up behind the waistband of the tights. I think in an attempt to hide it? Instead the tip just... poked out. Like a naked molerat popping out of the ground. When he realized, he panicked and ran out of the room. They made groin guards mandatory after that, but tbh I don't think it really helped.

Koevis , Danielle Cerullo Report

Final score:

182points

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My O My 6 months ago

O god, I just died laughing! Poor dude! Why did the kids have to wear this? Pubertants dancing close in ballett gowns is a sure way for an errection!

125points

A teacher was out for a few days. Upon returning one kid questioned "what, did your grandma die?"

She indeed did die. The teacher just broke down.

_Moregone , Karolina Grabowska Report

Final score:

168points

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Nea 6 months ago

I wouldnt call it embarrassing.

49points

A girl loudly called out a boy who had his hand in his pants in class. Dude was nearly frozen in fear.

EventWonderful55 , Pixabay Report

Final score:

150points

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Craig Boddys 6 months ago

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41points

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That said, embracing it can also be beneficial. Clarke tells us that seizing awkward moments, silences, and unmet social expectations allows us to experience something very human. "No one is perfect, and embracing or acknowledging the awkwardness can oftentimes be a way to connect with others, as awkwardness is a common experience, and they've likely had an awkward moment or two," she says.

#10

We had a teacher who had a miscarriage and was explaining that she was going to be gone for a couple weeks for mental health reasons when this one kid just said: “Well, it isn’t all bad, at least you’ll be skinny again!”

You could’ve heard a f*****g pin drop.

Final score:

148points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

Depending on age, this could be outright mean instead of embarradsing.

85points

redditgiveshemorroid , khairul nizam Report

#11

One time a girl got mad and went to storm out of the class room. She was making a big scene, doing everything angrily and loud. She goes to open the door to step out, but her hand slipped off the knob, and just ran into the door.

Final score:

147points

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My O My 6 months ago

Puberty isn't easy

72points

#12

Our math teacher was in a bad mood and held us back for a few minutes to lecture us. She saw one of our classmates outside the classroom chatting with some other kid. She went ballistic on him only to find out that was his twin waiting for his brother.

zool714 , Max Fischer Report

Final score:

144points

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LaserBrain 6 months ago

Lotta schoolteachers be susceptible to power-tripping.

82points

If you're stuck in an uncomfortable situation, Clarke suggests trying these three strategies:

Breathe: In those moments that feel awkward, take a deep breath and remember that it's not the end of the world. Try keeping in mind that this feeling is common and very human.
Laugh: Finding humor in the awkwardness of the moment can be a great way to handle the situation. It can also allow for connection with others, as they have probably also experienced similar moments or feelings.
Try a more positive perspective: Feeling awkward is often rooted in what we believe others think about us. Instead of evaluating the moment negatively, try to put a more positive spin on it. Often, others are not evaluating us as harshly as we may believe. And we should be easier on ourselves too!

#13

In middle school, our science teacher was pissed that kids didn’t put away the lesson materials (crayons, rulers). He didn’t tell us he was upset though and instead asked everyone to bring in their “most prized possessions”.

We all thought it was a lesson plan so people brought in photos of deceased loved ones, priceless family heirlooms etc.

He collected everything in a box and said “when you treat my class materials better, you can have these items back”.

The girl I sat next to, her best friend died in a freak snow mobile accident a few months prior to this. She had one half of a “best friends” necklace; the other half was shared with the deceased girl. He took that necklace even though she was sobbing. I myself brought in a photo of my deceased father. We had explained this to him & he did not care.

All of this over unboxed crayons.

Throwaway9283838p Report

Final score:

136points

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Mrs Irish Mom 6 months ago

Never mind call the cops, call mom because if this happened to my kid i would be up at the school throwing crayons at the petty fu(ker for doing that to kids

177points

#14

Kid used to audibly make fun of me for being in a dance class cause it was gay.

He’s married to a man now.

Smart-As-Duck Report

Final score:

126points

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Mrs Irish Mom 6 months ago

Yup thats always the way, girl used to bully me in school, turned out shes gay and used to fancy me.. she only told me in our 30s and she did say sorry so all good

85points

#15

Few of the chavy/jock lads thought it funny to block the door to the loos. One of the quieter "keep to themselves" boys in the year below really needed to go. Started crying, kicking and pounding on the door, denting it, and then sh*t his pants. Waddled into the girl's bathrooms, to which we all heard screams. He then came out again and curled up into a ball on the floor. Bell rang and the few teachers shooed us all into class and/or away and dealt with it.

The guys who blocked the door weren't punished from what I understand. They were in there, just leaning against the door keeping it shut, they didn't barricade it. I guess they jumped out the window and walked around as if nothing had happened when the bell rang.

We didn't see the poor kid for a week and everyone got a bit scared. But he rocked up the week after. Didn't speak to anyone for like 2 months. If that's not the beginning of a villain arc, I don't know what is.

Confused-Raccoon Report

Final score:

125points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

Prefer stories where bullyers get punished :(

145points

#16

When I was in 7th grade, I was the new kid in school and bullied pretty hard. There was a kid behind me who kept throwing paper balls at my head. When I called him out and told the teacher, I was told “not to interrupt class”. I got so f*****g mad after a while, I stood up to go punch his a*s.

Instead, I stood up and slipped on the floor, falling on my face. I tried to recover and charge at him, but I slipped again and fell on the dude ar his desk, then proceeded to girl-fight slap at him like an idiot before the teacher broke it up. I was a really heavy kid too so I’m sure it was ridiculous. This was 2007 so a little bit before every teenager had a phone to record and post it, thank god.

TheRedZephyr993 Report

Final score:

116points

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Joseph Stillman 6 months ago

did something similar in kindergarten, 2 second graders where picking on me so I punched them, but I was so mad afterwards that I socked three of my classmates and got sent home

26points

#17

Kid got caught writing s**t on the wall and when the teacher caught them they tried to get out of it by tickling the teacher.

toon_84 , Jakob Rosen Report

Final score:

115points

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Artsy Bookworm 6 months ago

I'm sorry, tickling?!

86points

Parking_War_4100 , Vinicius "amnx" Amano Report

#18

When I was in the 11th grade a girl came to class drunk. She was usually very quiet and kept to herself. She did this day as well but she smelled heavily of alcohol. We were all whispering about her and she put her head down on the desk for a while. The teacher came over a tapped on her shoulder. She stood up and spewed out the most vomit I have ever seen to this day. Teacher was in the blast area as well as other students. Horrifying rainbow of puke. Then the smell afterwords was insane.

Final score:

113points

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UncleJohn3000 6 months ago

Every single memory I have of grade school presentations is accompanied by the smell of puke and that wintergreeny stuff they use to contain it. It was the same kid every year. He went on to become a Marine drill sergeant.

6points

#19

Classmate brought her grade school sister to our high school Spanish class to help with a presentation about family that day. It was the first one of the day and their mom arrives with the little sister. The whole class is seated and facing the room door in the front next to the teacher.

Once the kid enters the classroom, our teacher greeted her and the mom. The kid blurts out “wow, Sandy (her older sister, my classmate) you were right…his breath stanks!”

Our Spanish teacher was known to have crippling coffee breath.

RipErRiley Report

Final score:

102points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

"Habla español por favor". Please, say it in Spanish...

30points

#20

A girl got up from her desk after being called to the front of the class to write an answer the dry erase board and there was a pool of blood on her chair from her period.

Greedy_Shine_ , Jeswin Thomas Report

Final score:

101points

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Irishwoman abroad 6 months ago

Oh no! Poor girl.

133points

#21

Guy in my humanities class was meant to be in an english class. he didnt know he was in a humanities class for a solid 40 minutes.

Useless_Raider , Taylor Flowe Report

Final score:

99points

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Austin Sauce 6 months ago

Oh, the humanities!

73points

#22

I tried to fart silently but it doesn't go as it planned.

yourcuteboy69 Report

Final score:

99points

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Steve 6 months ago

Never trust a fart.

76points

#23

We had an "active" shooter lockdown in high school once (not really, the girl just was posting depressing things on Tumblr or something). Our math teacher runs to the door, tries to lock it, and breaks the key in the lock. She then decides to run to our corner yelling "This is too much stress for a pregnant woman".

And that's how she told us she was pregnant. .

somebodysbuddy Report

Final score:

92points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

"Just" posting depressed things always needs to be taken seriously...especially in a country where firearms are so widely and easily accessible as in the US. Hope that girl got help.

84points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#24

6th grade...guy had to do a math problem on the chalkboard. He had a boner so he used his boner and the lip of the bottom of the chalkboard to balance his math book open to see the math problem.

JonnyP3283 Report

Final score:

92points

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TotallyNOTAFox 6 months ago

improvise, adapt, overcome

107points

SafewordisJohnCandy , Anastasiia Chepinska Report

#25

Sophomore year science class two girls got into an argument about something I can't remember. They are going back and forth until the one girls says "At least I kept my baby, b***h!". That's when the hands came out and they were rolling around on the ground. Our teacher who was a smaller, but younger teacher jumps in and gets thrown off like a bull rider. Eventually one of the guys sitting on that side of the room separated them. Once they left the room that's when you could hear the whispers of the one girl getting an abortion. Someone else spoke up and said "She didn't abort her kid, she gave it up for adoption.". I don't think we accomplished anything that day in class.

Final score:

91points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

Give kids easy access to contraception. So tired of that "true love waits" b***t and all its consequences.

136points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#26

There was a girl sitting in class, who was clearly distracted, because she was looking in a mirror, picking food out of her braces. To be honest, it was kinda gross, because she already didn’t have great dental hygiene. Most of the class lost focus during the lecture, because we were all so distracted by her “picking” (she had her mouth wide open, and was staring in and poking around with her fingers). We were all just watching her do this, while silently giving each other amused facial expressions, trying not to laugh. After noticing this phenomenon, the teacher stopped lecturing, and we all just silently watched her and waited until she noticed that everyone was watching her. Once she noticed and bashfully put her compact back into her backpack, our teacher resumed teaching.

I still get really bad secondhand embarrassment whenever I think about it.

FlannerysPeacock Report

Final score:

89points

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UncleJohn3000 6 months ago

If she learned, it was a relatively mild intervention.

30points

#27

Our 3rd grade class president stood in front of the class to go over some administrative things. Then this conversation happened:

Student: (looking really nervous) I need to go to the bathroom.

Teacher: For goodness sakes, you can go!

Student; I already did.

All the kids lurched forward to look and there was a puddle on the carpet.

Also, I have no idea why we had a class president in 3rd grade.

CaptainAwesome06 Report

Final score:

83points

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Marla 6 months ago

An executive decision was made

45points

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#28

My dad drove his scooter into the front gate and took the gate off the hinges.

Human_Pepper_2880 , Let's Kick Report

Final score:

76points

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PanPan124 6 months ago

Was the scooter fast or the gate weak?

36points

#29

In 8th grade, one day during study time a girl had full on diarrhea in her seat. She didn't say a word and was somehow quiet enough that the teacher didn't notice until another student called her over.

We got to skip the rest of the class.

Eating_Your_Beans Report

Final score:

75points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

Poor poor girl.

80points

#30

A girl in my english class sat is something wet then sat in a wooden desk. She got up to sharpen her pencil and the stain on the desk rubbed off on her wet butt making it look like she s**t herself. She went to the bathroom and when she came back she was beet red and wouldn’t show her backside to the class. She sidestepped around the wall to the back to get to her desk. I.

Kiplicious80 Report

Final score:

57points

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Lucus Adams 6 months ago

Just the letter I. Must be another story about loose vowels.

5points

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#31

My 11th grade history teacher had a breakdown in the middle of class. Trigger was a kid who didn't do his homework. She started screaming, crying, and ended up hiding under the desk and not letting anybody leave. Obviously she had a lot going on in her personal life that had very little to do with us. It was pretty sad to watch. As far as I know she still works there, but if I remember right the school gave her some time off to recuperate. I hope she got the support she needed.

RiskyMama Report

Final score:

27points

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Antonia 6 months ago

That is just sad. I hope she is feeling better now.

15points

#32

Happened to me with my health teacher. We normally had a pretty fun rhetoric in class joking back and forth. This day she was particularly stressed out because she was trying to get her test results to see if her cancer had come back or not. She had the whole class sitting in silence as she was on speaker trying to get her doctor on the phone for her test results. I tried (failed) to empathize with her as her doctor’s office kept sending her to voicemail by saying “I know doctors offices are the worst” to which she replied screaming “YOU DONT KNOW (my name) YOU DONT HAVE CANCER” and ran out of the class with her belongings. Didn’t see her again for weeks. The whole classroom looked at me like I was a murderer.

big_driver , Pixabay Report

Final score:

26points

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Crystal Spencer 6 months ago

Dang... as a cancer patient, I get the stress but she needed to do this out of the classroom, for one. two, she had no right to speak to a student that way.

41points

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#33

It was at graduation no less...

There was this headmaster of our school who was known for being a racist prick to pretty much everyone, who after a black pastor gave a speech encouraging the graduates came to the podium and said:

"Well, in the immortal words of W.C. Fields, it's hard to follow an act with children or animals, but here I go..."

I looked around and no one seemed to catch the complete what-the-fuckness of what he just had said, like they must have thought they misunderstood what he meant, but after the ceremony my Dad said "You know, you were right about that headmaster, really is an a*****e..." and yeah, my Dad heard it as meaning the same thing I understood it as.

Edit: I should add that I don't think W.C. Fields actually said that now.

DryEyes4096 Report

Final score:

26points

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Anxiousguest 6 months ago

This went over my head.

13points

#34

In 1st grade the principal came to our classroom to paddle a kid in front of the whole class.

MeatyUrology , KLTV 7 Report

Final score:

25points

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Irishwoman abroad 6 months ago

Embarrassing? Illegal, surely!

25points

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#35

In 10th grade, a girl I was sitting in front of had gotten into a argument with the teacher, the teacher was so fed up with her the teacher told her to go to the ISS and stay there for the entire year, but the girl simply said "it'll be a lot better smelling than your crusty attitude" and every other student thought it was a a huge roast for some reason, then the teacher called the student the N word (the student was Asian, and there was only one black kid in the class) class was silent for the rest of the year.

shabowdiadlo , Ivan Aleksic Report

Final score:

24points

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I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 6 months ago

FIRE THE TEACHER

43points

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#36

Back when I was in 4th grade, throughout the grades students were making a list of swear words, they even had kids who spoke other languages writing words in other languages. Principal found out, had assemblies and displayed the listen in front of the whole school, even the kindergarteners. She got fired.

Final score:

23points

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Rachel Pelz 6 months ago

Displayed...as in "kids, take a close look at all the words that you must NOT use"? How stupid can one person be?

29points

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#37

In 6th Grade (in 1991)we were hosting another school for a wrestling match. We were in the cafeteria when all of a sudden over the PA the principal said “teachers lock your door immediately and do not open it until we give the all clear. Do Not Open your Door!” All of a sudden they were chaining and locking all the doors in the cafeteria. Turns out there was a guy who just killed his wife across the street and had a gun and ran on campus to try to kill her son who was in 3rd grade. We weren’t allowed to leave the building until hours later and our parents had to come to personally pick us up. Cops got the guy and my mom actually got called for jury duty on that trail but she was excused when she told them she was biased based on the fact that I was attending that school that day.

growingwithnate Report

Final score:

23points

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I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 6 months ago

Why is this on this list of "embarrassing things"

55points

#38

Kid got FULLY pantsed in the lunchroom after his girlfriend had just been sitting in his lap.

2gecko1983 , Pixabay Report

Final score:

22points

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The Original Bruno 6 months ago

I sincerely hope the kid who did this to him got arrested for sexual assault. But that's like hoping that a magical unicorn will fart and out will come a magical key that assures us of wise, benevolent governance for the rest of time.

3points

#39

On 9/11 we were all watching the live news on the classroom TVs and this one kid kept insisting to everyone that it has to have been the Japanese because “they’re the only country trained in kamikaze techniques”

It really didn’t suit the mood of the classroom… and was really dumb.

Jorgwalther Report

Final score:

20points

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Penguin Panda Pop 6 months ago

Tell me a kid went on to be a frequent commenter on the internet without telling me a kid went on to be a frequent commenter on the internet.

26points

#40

My 8th-grade English teacher told us she was diagnosed with HIV. Everyone gasped and was worried for her, but also thinking about every occasion they came in contact with her. We all looked at each other like, “What's going to happen now?”

Then she told us that she DIDN’T have HIV and wanted us to think about our reactions and biases.

Then, she introduced us to a grade-wide experiment where some kids had to wear the Star of David and those who didn't wear one were supposed to be treated better, etc. We were reading The Diary of Anne Frank in a white-privileged school where kids' parents were pilots, lawyers, doctors, and one who was the coach for a major league baseball team. The experiment was a failure.

This was in 2000.

mandiexile Report

Final score:

19points

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Irishwoman abroad 6 months ago

Sad that the experiment failed, but not entirely surprising considering the students' privileged background.

21points

#41

There was some leakage problem in the restroom so the janitor called the local plumber. For no reason whatsoever our restroom was more than 10 feet and leakage was on the higher side and there was little to no support to climb up.
I went to the restroom with my friend and saw blood coming out. Went inside to check and found the plumber's dead body. He fell on something sharp. Police showed up and we all were sent home.

WalterWhite69_123 Report

Final score:

19points

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Austin Sauce 6 months ago

How… embarrassing??

37points

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#42

It was time to present. He goes in front of the class:

“In this hand… is my sword.”

The teacher plays music from his boombox. Fantasy epic. He rolls all over the floor swinging his hands around. An overweight dude showing the peak of his power. A f*****g performance that can only play well in the mind.

The class was absolutely silent.

Final score:

16points

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ElfVibratorGlitter 6 months ago (edited)

... finally got it. A chubby dude rolling around on the ground with his imaginary sword.

13points

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2x4b523p 6 months ago

My friend missed a class in high school, returned with doctor’s note, that should have been it. Teacher kept asking her what kind of doctor she went to see, which was obvious from doctor’s note. My friend said without missing a beat she went to see her gynecologist. Most boys started gigling, which was probably what the teacher intended - to embarrass her. My friend stood up facing the boys and described prostate exam in great detail. Boys shut up and now the teacher looked embarrassed.

28points

ElfVibratorGlitter 6 months ago

This was actually in college and I was running late from a crazy situation I had that morning with tampons. Long story short I had one in, put another one in. Then realized it. Got the one out, but the first one was really high up and dry/stuck and I couldn't find the string with my fingers. Took a bit of time but finally got my situation straightened out. Late to class. My professor asks why I was late. I start, "well as I was leaving I discovered that I had put in two tampons in and" she cuts me off and says okay. Glad you're okay and starts back into financial theory. Situation definitely better when handled like adults.

15points

The Original Bruno 6 months ago (edited)

A teacher commented, "Damn, I really do have a jonesing for pickles." Kid next to me asks, "What did she say?" I answered, "She said she has a craving for pickles" and purely because it seemed like such a weird thing for her to have said, I added, "and probably ice cream." Foolishly, I considered it just absurd humor. My friend thought I was quoting her exactly and blurted out, "Mrs X, you're pregnant?" The entire class roared in laughter. She pulled us over as we were heading out, "My HUSBAND doesn't even know yet!"

17points

Jakobi 6 months ago

That is insane.

2points

Mohsie Supposie 6 months ago

Many of these are not really embarrassing. Some are just criminal!

17points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 6 months ago

Took drama class all throughout middle school. We were involved in a production of the wizard of oz. I got cast in a minor role as Jade, a maid in the emerald city. (My acting skills suck apparently). My role involved running up stairs on stage. You can guess what happened opening night. Of course I tripped going up. I bravely carried on but man was that embarrassing lol

7points

sweetrottenpeaches 6 months ago

Oh poor soul. Although I'd have been really struggle not to laugh if I was there watching. 😅

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Austin L 6 months ago

I've got kind-of a dark one but it was really awkward. In a high school math class around the year 2000 the teacher tragically lost one of her children to some kind of accident, I don't remember what now. She didn't take any time off from school and just tried to carry-on, which ended up about how'd you might expect. It came to a boil one day in class the lesson was making custom photo collages from all of her deceased child's private family photos! The real kicker here is this student was our age and went to the school before! Kids cried during this, walked out of class, stared off in disbelief until some administrators from the school came and removed her from the classroom. I never saw that teacher in that school again. Poor person....

5points

Lee Banks 6 months ago

To counteract all the super disappointing adult stories, here's something innocent: I used to chew on my pens. One day it backfired, and exploded in my mouth. I quickly closed my mouth and bee lined to the bathroom to spit it out. Damage was done, though. Black ink all over my teeth, lips and tongue. They called me "giraffe girl" for a few weeks.

4points

PFD 6 months ago

I initially misread "pens", so that did not seem especially innocent for the first few lines...

2points

Giraffy Window 6 months ago (edited)

Undiagnosed ADHD, Grade 7, 12 years old. In the middle of a lesson, I started stimming (yup, people with ADHD stim sometimes too!) by wagging my head back and forth because I liked the sh-sh-sh sound of my pigtails hitting my ears, and how it seemed to make the teacher's voice cut in and out. Completely oblivious that anyone could see me, even though we were seated "round table" style around the edges of the classroom. I finally stopped and felt a sudden glut of furtive glances. I stopped wearing pigtails.

4points

Star the Furry Therian! 6 months ago

Aww, im sorry you were embarassed. As someone with both Autism and ADHD, im not embarrassed to stim if i need to, and neither should you :)

2points

Tempest 6 months ago

In 3rd grade a kid in my class scooted over to his deskmate’s seat and peed his pants (maybe the teacher denied a bathroom break, can’t remember). Whole class was laughing at him (mean little 3rd graders) and the teacher was scolding us for it. In 6th grade a girl threw on a full on toddler-style temper tantrum (remember that’s a 10-11 year old) cause the teacher tried to change her seat as she was overly talkative. The teacher was a young lady who herself refused to step down so they kept having the most obnoxious verbal fight AND crying (both) while the whole class watched. It took several other teachers (and principal I think) having to come in and deescalate it. So much secondhand embarrassment! A guy in my sister’s grade (highschool) ripped his pants and stayed in them despite not wearing underwear (yes it was all out when he moved). Then there’s me. I first got my period at school but didn’t realise this until I arrived home. I walked the whole way home in a blood soaked skirt!

2points

sweetrottenpeaches 6 months ago

What happened to you also happened to me. I was like 14 years old, and I just started my period and did not know how much pads I'd need. Of course I didn't bring enough to school and somehow I was embarrassed to ask for one. My pants had a nice big bloody spot but I wore jeans and a longer pullover so I could hide it a bit better. I still remember this and now I feel it is so silly to be embarrassed by having your period.

0points

lovergxrl 6 months ago

one time in geo class i started choking on water and it went everywhere and I had water like dripping down my face. i bent down to put my water away as I was still choking and farted. wanted to leave immediately but I told myself my coughing probably covered it up.

2points

Strawberry Pizza 6 months ago

In my mock exams when I was about 14/15, a boy at the back of the hall threw up all over his desk and floor. Everyone had to move forwards like 2 rows because the stench was so bad, but they couldn't cancel the exam because there was no way to reschedule. Every time someone turned around to look, the invigilators told us off.

2points

DC 6 months ago

My math teacher from 3rd and 4th grade, a few years later, choked on a piece of fishbone and died. Happened in school, some students of her class were present then, but didn't know what to do, so alerted another teacher or so, who didn't arrive in time to have any chance.

1point

Meami 6 months ago

When I was a senior in HS, one girl used to pick her nose and eat it every day in our Language Arts class. We finally told the teacher who put a stop to it.

0points

Livingwithcfs 6 months ago (edited)

I as three teacher, teenage students. Wrote something on the board and started to explain it and totally mucked the pronunciation of it... a word I have been using for years, teaching for years and somehow that day I had a brainfart and forgot how to say it... very embarrassing

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Hakitosama 6 months ago

At uni, two of my close friends were animatedly chatting...like really animatedly, didn't even bothered to whisper anymore.........on the front row. And I saw first hand the teacher going silent, the whole auditorium of 250 people going silent and there my two friends completely oblivious with the professor staring at them for 3-4 minutes until I couldn't take and elbow her HARD! And she suddenly realised...........I wanted to DIE... and I think the worst was the teacher looking at me with profound compassion

0points

SDLT010 6 months ago

These range from embarrassing to being an a*****e

0points

Der Kommissar 6 months ago (edited)

A girl defecated in math class. She was too shy to ask the teacher if she could go use the bathroom. The teacher made the class stay in the classroom until the end of the period, because he was a conservative, crusty type. So we had to sit there and smell it. He also wouldn't open any of the windows. When the bell rang, there was a stampede for the door. As we left, we saw the custodian walking down the hall, towards us, with a mop and bucket and a disgusted look on his face. The girl never came back to class and was never seen at the school again.

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Brandi Nicole 6 months ago

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2x4b523p 6 months ago

28points

ElfVibratorGlitter 6 months ago

15points

The Original Bruno 6 months ago (edited)

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Jakobi 6 months ago

That is insane.

2points

Mohsie Supposie 6 months ago

Many of these are not really embarrassing. Some are just criminal!

17points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 6 months ago

7points

sweetrottenpeaches 6 months ago

Oh poor soul. Although I'd have been really struggle not to laugh if I was there watching. 😅

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Austin L 6 months ago

5points

Lee Banks 6 months ago

4points

PFD 6 months ago

I initially misread "pens", so that did not seem especially innocent for the first few lines...

2points

Giraffy Window 6 months ago (edited)

4points

Star the Furry Therian! 6 months ago

Aww, im sorry you were embarassed. As someone with both Autism and ADHD, im not embarrassed to stim if i need to, and neither should you :)

2points

Tempest 6 months ago

2points

sweetrottenpeaches 6 months ago

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