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We’ve all been there. You’re in the middle of doing whatever, and your brain coughs up a perfectly irrational thought. You now have a choice: send it back to the depths of your mind or surrender to the impulse and face the consequences.

One netizen asked the internet, “People who let their intrusive thoughts win once, what did you do?”—and folks weren’t shy about sharing what happened when they caved to their cognitive chaos. Dive into this collection of our favorite responses.

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#1

A crumpled plastic bottle lies on grass, evoking thoughts on environmental awareness and pollution. I threw a bottle out the window without thinking when driving and stopped my car to clean it up because I felt bad.

GreenMirage , Kaboompics.com Report

Serena Myers
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for you, OP. If more people took their mess home instead of strewing it any way but which, our world might be cleaner.

Uncle Panda
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8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

About a month ago, I *thought* I had everything secure in the back of the pickup truck for the trash station but when I got there, a box that was full of Styrofoam pieces was mostly empty. They were in the box to keep them from blowing out. I picked up what I could find but it wasn't enough so I picked up random Styrofoam from the side of the road until I felt the balance was restored.

Zophra
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still that was an accident, not physically throwing it out the window.

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Zophra
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not an accident - but just throw a bottle out the window without thinking? Is it muscle memory? This is strange.

Remi (He/Him)
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8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a teen I thought cleaners were paid by the mess or something and actively didn't clean up after myself. Dunno how I ended up with that misconception but that meant I also thought the neighbor who liked to pick up trash on her walks was a loony. Sorry Mrs. Rajala.

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    #2

    Man reading a newspaper in a cozy plant-filled room, reflecting on intrusive thoughts over coffee. Set fire to my father's newspaper. While he was reading it.
    I was about 5 years old so that was nearly 80 years ago, and a 40-psge broadsheet in those days was a substantial fuel load.

    ETA: Dropped this without thinking much, came back two-thirds of a day later to find it my most upvoted comment in years. More importantly, I've got vast enjoyment and amusement out of your replies, and no. I didn't consider any of them condescending. I fully intend to live for another century or so.
    No, I didn't get beat or whipped. I was never physically punished, something rather remarkable, looking back. I did get a stern lecture from my mother, of the "more disappointed than angry" type.
    Must have worked, because it curbed (but did not totally cure) my youthful pyromaniac tendency.

    ChronicWombat , Ron Lach Report

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm regularly surprised that I survived my youth.

    Beak Hookage
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I'm currently surprised that I'm also surviving my adulthood.

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    Pferdchen
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you might say that the paper was hot off the press.

    Satan Laughs
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I burned my dad with a 4th of July sparkler in the 80’s. It was almost diabolical, however I somehow transformed into a benevolent forest fairy with a magic wand. I took my wand (burning, crackling, now-prohibited-in-my-city flaming torch) and touched it upon his arm, thus enchanting him with the festive spirit of ‘76 and he was now, probably, going to be happy. WHAT DID end up happening was a second-degree burn and a lot of curse words only an drunk ex-Navy sailor turned auto mechanic would dare to say in front of the neighbors and me, the magical 6-year-old fairy. Reality was fleeting for that split-second. I’m now a nurse and I guess I can relate well to patients who do stupid stuff and end up hurt. My bedside manner is now primo. Sorry, Dad.

    justagirl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh god! Not the more disappointed than angry lectures!

    Glix Drap
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We did that to each other when we were students. Surprisingly never burnt the house down.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The station crew actually used to do this to newscasters who were on the air at radio stations when I was working there. It's a tradition started by doing this to Arhur Godfrey, for anyone old enough.

    Bryn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're 85 & intend to live for another 100 years????

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    #3

    Person prepares a green smoothie with pineapple and strawberries, an example of people sharing unique recipe thoughts. My parents had a blender I’d use every day to make a smoothie, and it always slowed down with ice, I was annoyed at it not being powerful enough to just smash it. I thought “I bet I’d be able to stop it with my finger if I pushed down on the middle bit”.

    Honestly even typing it out 30 years later feels stupid. I didn’t lose any fingers but the end of one of them is all scar tissue and I can’t feel anything in the end of two fingers. So in a way I’m like a superhero. In another, more accurate way I’m an idiot.

    Hashtagbarkeep , Yaroslav Shuraev Report

    Jaya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those last 2 sentences are brilliant.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a permanent scar by cutting an aubergine with a dull blade. I was over 30

    Mike F
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm hearing Stacy Keach saying "Bet you won't do THAT again, will ya?"

    Yayheterogeneity
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God. One of my worst nightmares regarding my kids!

    Ever had an intrusive thought? You know, those sudden outlandish ideas that pop into your head uninvited. Think: “What if I run this red light?” or “What if I yell in this quiet room?” Most people have them, and they’re totally normal—but they can be disturbing, especially when they’re violent, inappropriate, or go against your core values.

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    Intrusive thoughts often feel like they come out of the blue. You might be chopping vegetables and suddenly imagine hurting someone or picture slapping your boss at the same time you’re hugging them. Not to worry, you’re not crazy—our brains just have a weird sense of humor, and intrusive thoughts are its awkward punchlines.

    #4

    Modern sauna interior with wooden benches and stone heater, a place to relax and reflect on intrusive thoughts. Not my intrusive thought but when I was a kid my friend and I were sitting in a sauna when he said "what would happen if I p**s on the hot rocks" and it turns out it just makes the entire complex smell like burnt p**s and permanently bans you from the pool.

    ezmen , HUUM │sauna heaters Report

    elmortero
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They shouldn't have banned him, or not immediately. I would have him stay in there until the smell is gone :-)

    Jaya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what burned pïss smells like. But no, I am not gonna try it to find out.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mostly because they now need to replace every rock he wet.

    Glix Drap
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job you didn't s**t on it as well.

    #5

    A glowing Himalayan salt lamp on a desk near a metal stand, creating a warm ambiance. I was left alone for a couple minutes in a friend's house, and licked one of those pink salt lamps. It was exactly like I was hoping, and I know I won't be able to buy one for myself now.

    Captain_Chemistry111 , Brian J. Tromp Report

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First thing I did the first time someone gave me a salt lamp was lick it. It's salty.

    Mabelbabel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had one, but the cat kept licking it constantly. I don't think salt is good for cats, but we couldn't keep her away from it no matter what shelf it was on, so we got rid of it.

    Laugh or not
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is very bad for them. Cats have been known to have renal failure after licking salt lamps. Getting rid of it was for the best.

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    Emilu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit I have always wondered if salt lamps actually taste salty or if it's just another line they use to try and promote them as natural.

    Leslie Victor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the numbers are, how many people have harbored the secret desire to lick it versus those who actually lick it...

    Ruben Schelstraete
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is so tempting, i really need to do that sometime

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    #6

    Man at airport window watching sunset, reflecting on intrusive thoughts. Spent ten years traveling around the world not giving a f**k. Literally left for a ten day vacation and didn't come back.

    daytimemuffdiving , Alex Monaco Report

    detective miller's hat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin did that. He's still living in Thailand 12 years later.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cousin too. Australia, Japan, Thailand, Taiwan. We're talking about catching up at the Osaka expo of all things.

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    Zophra
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the worked odd jobs along the way?

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    Cindy Brick
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gee, you must have had a trust fund!

    Laugh or not
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister did that and spent ten years in the Pacific (mostly French Polynesia).

    Too many thoughts like these have been linked to anxiety, OCD, PTSD, and even depression. They're not dangerous (unless you believe they are) but the fear of having them—or what they “say” about you—can be disturbing. However, spoiler alert: having an odd thought doesn’t mean you’ll act on it or that it reflects who you really are.

    In fact, resisting or overthinking intrusive thoughts tends to make them louder. It’s like someone yelling, “Don’t think of a pink elephant!”—suddenly, you’re thinking of nothing but pink elephants. Mental health experts agree trying to suppress the thought only gives it power, but observing it without judgment helps it fade on its own.

    #7

    Close-up of Hellmann's mayonnaise bottle on its side. There was a tube of mayonaise laying on the path near our local lake. Closed cap and still completely full and all.
    I was ten years old, didn’t think twice and just jumped as high as i could, landing with two feet on that tube, causing a 3 meter string of mayonaise flying around. It was busy at that moment, but no one got mayonaised. There was a long trail of mayonaise on the path, and I was extremely proud.
    It’s of the few memories I have in which I wasn’t always thinking about what others might have thought. And one of the even fewer memories in which a stupid thing occurred, and when looking back at it now, I’m not having any regrets.

    minkukel_s , Kelsey Todd Report

    Bi.Felicia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember having finished drinking a juice box as a kid and I blew up the empty box with as much air as I could and then placed it on the ground, in front of my swing set. I got on a swing and was swinging as high as I could go, while keeping an eye on the bloated juice box. As I was swinging back, I would jump from the highest point and land on the juice box to hear it explode. The good ole days.

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a brand new can of expando-foam that was jammed. So I shot it. I was expecting a much bigger result - what I wound up with was a large yellow blob with a trail of expando-foam dots going back. All in all, it was still pretty satisfying.

    BookFanatic
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My babysitter and I used to strew ketchup packets on the floor of my parents' kitchen and stomp 'em. Best. Babysitter. Ever.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm assuming she cleaned it all up.

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    Al Fun
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to stick firecrackers into large yoghurt jars. I could never ran fast enough not to get specks of yoghurt on my back.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two of my friends did the thing where you put washing powder or something in a fountain. They ended up having to close several roads because of giant suds balls. They thought it would just foam a bit, not that

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The University of Idaho had to remove both brand new big fountains at the two main entry points to campus. Cleaning up the suds was too expensive.

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    Roxy222uk
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was once the victim of such a thought/act. A young lad in front of me came upon a discarded single serving Ribena carton with the straw still in on the pavement and stomped it on impulse. Unfortunately it still had Ribena in it, which squirted out the straw and all down my leg. I'm not generally a cross person, but I yelled at him. Bless him, he turned around and was horrified when he realised what he'd done. He couldn't apologise enough, and I felt bad for shouting so angrily at him. I told him it was fine and that I'd yelled because I was surprised.

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    #8

    A circle of diverse shoes on cobblestones, symbolizing unity and sharing intrusive thoughts. I put my foot in front of the girl I liked during english class, she stumbled on it and hated me forever.

    Thanks brain.

    TruthIsManifold , Ingo Joseph Report

    Ell Bee
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol Oh no! Did something similar. I had poor impulse control when young. Stuck my foot out in front of a boy I liked as he was running. He went flying and I'm pretty sure he would have liked to punch me in the face. Barbara Stanwyck did it to Henry Fonda in "The Lady Eve" and it worked for her. But not so much in real life.

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have used your tongue instead of your sole. Now you're down at the heels and tripping over a love that never lasts.

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to lace 'aglet' in there somewhere but I decided knot to do it.

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    #9

    A yellow-handled staple gun lies on a wooden surface with staples scattered around, representing intrusive thoughts. I stapled my finger with a staple gun.
    I really wanted to know how it feels.

    PikaTchu47 , Antoni Shkraba Studio Report

    Serena Myers
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now you know, and won't repeat the experience, hopefully!

    Anne Young
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well. Some learn best by doing. But yes, hopefully not.

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    Jenni Howard
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stuck my finger in a pencil sharpener & twisted it when I was about 6, so, I get it..

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I sharpened my little finger once for the same reason. I think it was a day we were stuck inside of our caravan because of rain so I was really bored.

    A dude who likes to drum
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That must’ve been an interesting trip to the E.R.

    justagirl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I—um...there is a staple in my finger. No...no i wasn't attacked. I...shot myself with a staple gun.

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    trollingergirl
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could have told you. It hurts. I tried this by accident, using my stapler as a hammer (tthe picture shows a different model)

    Loreta
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I stapled my finger as a kid. Did not expect the excruciating pain

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've heard of people stapling worse things than fingers or legs. Mostly on a dare and it ending up one of those ER story threads.

    Bob Brooce
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once shout a 1/4 x 1" staple into my leg and it didn't hurt at all. Pulling it out, OTOH, was painful, and it's a good thing it wasn't summer, so I was wearing a pair of jeans so I just pulled on them to remove it. If I'd been wearing shorts it might have been countersunk.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is going to the self harm territory. Not the bp use euphemism for self unalive but the intentional harm to oneself for a kind of release. I had that problem.

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    Sometimes, though, people give into these thoughts—that’s when it gets dangerous. Most of us don’t act on them, but in rare cases where someone has poor impulse control, intense distress, or mental health issues, they might. Intrusive doesn’t always mean harmless. Recognizing that line is key to keeping yourself (and others) safe.

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    The good news? There are tools for managing intrusive thoughts. Cognitive behavioral therapy (CBT), mindfulness, and exposure response prevention (ERP) are proven to help. Instead of spiraling into panic, these methods teach your brain to say, “Yep, weird thought. Moving on.” It's almost like background noise instead of a blaring alarm.

    #10

    Two playful children sharing a fun moment, embodying the theme of intrusive thoughts. I licked the back wall of an empty fridge, got my tongue stuck, panicked, and then pulled my head back and ripped off the tip of my tongue. Bleeding prufusely, my grandfather gave me a cup of warm saltwater to soak it in. Ouch.

    Nobodythrowout , Ivan Samkov Report

    UKGrandad
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing a freezer rather than a fridge. Unless the fridge walls hadn't been cleaned for years and were stickier than glue.

    JB
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old fridges often had a cold plate all the way down the back. It would be substantially colder than the air temp in the fridge, often freezing things left too close to it. So it's plausible as described.

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    ucp
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An old school friend of mine is still remembered as “Barry the Tongue”, nearly 35 years later

    Annabelle
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all without a triple-dog-dare challenge??

    #11

    Man in a cluttered office with soccer jerseys and framed photos on the wall, focusing on paperwork. After my husband cheated, I grilled some of his football memorabilia. Don’t worry, the grill was unharmed.

    Took his phone out of his pocket and texted his girlfriend as him. Told her to quit her job. She did.

    JJSprinkless , Centre for Ageing Better Report

    ToGo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the girlfriend knew he was married then she deserved whatever she got. The guy deserved worse. Just tell your spouse it's over first ffs, then be free to do as you please.

    Leslie Victor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a fella whos girlfriend moved out while he was at work. He got home after dark only to discover she took every single light bulb with her....

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    #12

    Students at desks in a classroom, with one appearing deep in thought, representing intrusive thoughts in learning environments. I had taken a way too big drink of water during class and my friend a few rows ahead turned around and looked at me right while my mouth was still full so I just smacked both of my cheeks and spat water like everywhere.

    gourmetprincipito , RDNE Stock project Report

    Glix Drap
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bluto from Animal House.

    A dude who likes to drum
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s a very random thing to decide to do, I wanna know what the teacher said lol

    So, what should you do when an intrusive thought shows up? First, breathe. Second, label it. Third, remind yourself that a thought is not a plan or desire. It’s mental static, and you are not your thoughts, even if they’re violent. If they persist to the point of rumination, a licensed therapist can help you unpack what’s going on.

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    Bottom line: intrusive thoughts are part of the human experience. They don’t mean you’re broken or bad. They’re just a reflection of how complex and creative our brains can be—even if they’re sometimes a little too creative!

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    #13

    Assorted soda cans on a store shelf, including Fanta, Pepsi, and Coca-Cola, showcasing diverse options. When young I filled the cleaner's orange window cleaner with Fanta.

    The cleaners then went around my uncle's house spraying Fanta on the windows instead of cleaning them.

    Everyone saw the humor even if they were less than impressed.

    Dream3r111 , 乾 黄 Report

    Wild Cream
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok that’s kinda funny 😂

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet it smelled wonderful though.

    #14

    A bowl of noodles with parsley garnish, lit by a candle and accompanied by fortune cookies, represents intrusive thoughts. Drank a mixture of fruit juice, instant noodles powder sauce, hot water and i think soy sauce. This caused me to vomit like crazy the following night. I couldn't smellchicken flavoured noodles for years after that without gagging.

    anon , Gundula Vogel Report

    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Memo to self - you already knew not to do this. Kudos for being ahead of the game for a change!

    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ate three packets of the noodles dry in one go and that put me off them for years.

    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was in grade school (in the 80's) it was a fad for everyone to bring a pack of ramen and eat it raw for lunch. They'd break it up in the bag and then add the flavor pack - eating it like potato chips. I was the only one at my table who refused to do it.

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    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope it didn't go through your nose. There was this mix, kinda like a cracker/chex/pretzel/peanut spice thing. I gorged on a bag of it over about 12 hours. Yeah, it is what you think. I can't even smell it without the memory coming back and that was 35 years ago. Recently, I had a gig where I shared an office with someone who ate corn nuts. Flashback. Same smell.

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    #15

    Chocolate cookies topped with tangerine slices on a black tray, illustrating a concept related to intrusive thoughts. I put a few Jaffa cakes in an electric kettle and boiled them.

    Edit: Of all the comments I've made on Reddit over the years, I would never have expected this one to garner so many upvotes and comments. Cheers? I suppose? You beautiful bunch.

    a-jm93 , azerbaijan_stockers Report

    Jenn Smith
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I need to Google Jaffa cakes

    Barbara Wilcock
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they cakes or biscuits? I don't care as they are yum

    ucp
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Officially cakes. The VAT (consumer tax in UK) rules were clarified in court. Weirdly, cakes don’t have the tax (as they aren’t a “luxury”!), and neither do regular biscuits. But chocolate biscuits do attract VAT. So the manufacturers were keen o having them declared as cakes to keep the price down.

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    So, there you have it, folks. Intrusive thoughts are as normal as the sky is blue. What do you think of the stories in this list? Do any of them have you thinking, “Yeah, I’ve thought that”? Upvote your favorites and leave a comment on the ones you found most absurd.

    Have you ever followed through on an irrational thought in the heat of the moment? Or denied one you really felt like giving in to? Share your story in the comments!

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    #16

    Person taking a selfie with silver "LOVE" balloons, sharing thoughts in a casual setting. Cut my waist length hair into a pixie cut. Took 3 years to grow back lol.

    Timely_Ad_1621 , Viktoria Slowikowska Report

    Sara Frazer
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been feeling this lately. I've had shorter hair most of my life, now it's the longest I've ever had it (mid-back, haven't cut it in about 3.5 years). It's in good shape and shiny and I enjoy being able to do more styles, but, sometimes it's really annoying and just p¡sses me off... 😅😂

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you do, please give it to Locks Of Love for some poor cancer survivor.

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    Dawn Marie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have had to start over twice because of chemo. My mother forced me to have very short hair until I was 18. It is now finally grown to mid-way down my back. I feel it has stalled there, but I am thankful each and every day that it has come back; albeit thinner and grayer this time, but it did come back!!!

    Brian Droste
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you donate your hair to the organization that makes wigs for people who have cancer and loses their hair?

    Mel in Georgia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did this in college. Had 70s Farrah hair and for some reason just wanted it gone. I find cutting my own hair is stress-relieving, and honestly, I do it better than most stylists. Way cheaper, too!

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    #17

    Woman and man in hallway, seemingly in thoughtful silence, representing intrusive thoughts concept. Broke up with someone because I felt that I didn't deserve her presence in my life and thought I would eventually do something to hurt her.

    Well it turns out this was the thing I did that hurt her. I regret it every day and wish I could go back in time and prevent myself from self-sabotaging in this manner if only because I involved someone else in it.

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    Bewarethere@gmail.com
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh honey I'm so so sorry for what you have both been through

    #18

    Two electrical plugs in a wall socket, representing a common intrusive thought about unplugging devices for safety. I put in the ends of copper wire in an electrical outlet.

    It sparked and popped. Otherwise I'm unharmed.

    Bonus: As a kid, I saw a mug my aunt put in the microwave and thought, wow that spinning mug must be having fun. So I spun too, ended up becoming dizzy, falling, and hitting my head on a door. I needed stitches.

    raegyl , Markus Spiske Report

    Maggie Fulton
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes I do not know how children survive to adulthood.

    Stygtand
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was around 7-8 years old. I was lying in bed looking up at my bedside lamp, wondering how the lightbulb could glow. I took it out and stuck a finger into the socket. Got the biggest shock and was to scared to tell my parents what happened. Im an electrician today.

    Dawn Woolley
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When we were children we would often spin around on the lawn until we felt dizzy and fell over. Now a face down fall on the lawn a few weeks ago gave me bruising on both feet plus a large bump on the top of my foot because I was wearing sandals.

    Anne Young
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So. Growing up, my parents never microwaved metal. But had never explained why. It never occurred to me to ask. I just thought it was part of who they are. So in college I did it, cause I learn best by doing. It sparked. I stopped the microwave. I told someone. Yeah apparently people aren't supposed to do that. I haven't done it since btw. So I did experiment in college. Just not in the traditional, human sexuality, social sense. I've also powered on one of my phone's k**l switches. Something else I haven't done since.

    JK
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stuck a bobby pin in an outlet when I was two years old. Shorted out the entire house. Burnt my fingers with the v shape of the bobby pin. Oh yeah, I bashed (your censorship sucks, all I did was type c-r-a-c-*k*ed) the back of my head open where the base of the skull meets the spinal cord a couple years later. Rough housing. Surprised I didn't end up paralyzed. Broke my right leg twice. Shut down traffic on I35 in Austin TX after being hook, spun and pushed by an 18 wheeler. Almost got creamed a few times being a pedestrian. About to skip across the street and I stopped and pulled back at the last minute. Just missed a giant pickup truck. Another time, different city, I was crossing the street and got stuck in the middle between city traffic. Didn't get hit in the head with a car mirror, but I did scare the driver of one car. Actually heard her scream. Surprised I'm still alive. I do have a car now. No accidents.

    Ruben Schelstraete
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    been there, i tried to connect my non-electric toy-car with an outlet to make it run like one on batteries. Never told my parents :)

    Remi (He/Him)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting the jolt from the connection between a hair dryer (European 230v version) and the socket was truly a shocking experience. I used to have these bzzzbzzz no thoughts moments for some time after

    Jaya
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never thought "that spinning mug must be having fun" 😄

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    #19

    Large mushroom with a speckled pattern, partly shaded by green leaves, nestled on the forest floor. Kicked a large mushroom.

    It went SPLAT in a satisfactory way, and then my shoe was all gross.

    MrUniverse1990 , Tom Fisk Report

    Pandaodboredem22
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's dryad's saddle in the picture. When it's still young and small it's quite tasty- it smells like watermelon before you cook it.

    Sara Frazer
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh when I first read this I thought it said "Licked a large mushroom"- I was like, whaaaaat 😂

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    #20

    TriMet bus driving on city street, showcasing public transport in an urban setting. Jumped off a moving bus, got my knees wounded.

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    Ace
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid a lot of the buses were still the old type with open platforms at the rear, so hopping off, or on, when it was still moving was quite commonplace. I'm sure there were lots of accidents, but I don't specifically recall any.

    Peppy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep we had them too , when I was a kid in London, had to try the jump off when bus was slowing down nearing the bus stop, thought I’d look cool. Not cool face planting a concrete bus stop sign

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    A dude who likes to drum
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve never given into it, but I’ve always kinda wanted to jump out of a moving car or off of like a really tall structure because it just seems fun to fly through the air because why not

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the redditors that BP reposts ever check here? Why would you jump off a moving bus?

    #21

    Bar of green soap with a brush on stacked towels, evoking calm and intrusive thoughts. Ate a bar of soap.

    gorymaggots , Kaboompics.com Report

    JB
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, in my family if you wanted to taste soap you just had to swear.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lifebuoy tasted best, but Ivory was lighter and lasted the shortest time. Do not ask how I know this.

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    JB
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only had the bar rubbed in my mouth, I had a friend who had to take a bite and eat it.

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    Nikole
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the kids foam soap in the 90s? Yeah, I found it delicious.

    A dude who likes to drum
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also did this when I was like 7, it tasted weird and kinda tingly 🙃

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    #22

    Cup Noodles Tasty Chicken Asian Style Soup on a table, highlighting packaging design for noodle enthusiasts. Snorted packet chicken noodle seasoning in highschool one time.

    Lost the use of a nostril for a week - everything smelt like chicken soup too.

    geometricsalmonfart , frogses production Report

    Remi (He/Him)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the worst things people could do or believe, that's in the mild stupidity of the youth, category. When I was a teen and drunk, I used to stand on tables and make silly poems.

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    Zophra
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Saw students in the cafeteria with straws doing lines of... blue pixie/fundip powder. That citric acid on their mucosal membranes was probably more punishment than any vice-principal could have thought up.

    Anne Young
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this w/ nutmeg. It was a long time ago. Yeah it's not worth it. I don't anymore.

    Mike F
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the OP from Florida by chance?

    #23

    A hand reaching for red slush drink in a plastic cup on a counter, capturing a brief intrusive thought moment. Threw a full slushie through the drivers window of an oncoming car. They chased me for about 10 minutes then filed a police report. The police made me pay to have the car cleaned. The innocent victim actually worked in a car detailing place and I got to pay the employee rate to have the car cleaned.

    anon , Matheus Bertelli Report

    BookFanatic
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We used to throw slush balls at cars during recess. One of them, unfortunately, turned out to be a little playmate's daddy. Allllll our parents knew about it by the time we got home. Punishments were widespread that night.

    Remi (He/Him)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you got wise on that, because you could have ended up killin someone

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    Nikole
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, good job being a díck

    Wild Cream
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister was once briefly left alone in a 8th floor hotel room with a friend (at like 10 years old maybe?) and they threw fruit off the balcony. Something landed through a lady’s sunroof and exploded (a melon maybe?) and she was grounded for the next several decades lmao

    Charles McChristy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Filing a police report does little unless you admit to it or they has some sort of proof it was you that threw it through the window. My guess is they questioned you and you instantly folded. Never talk to the poliice unless you called them yourself.

    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the last day of middle school we decided to throw water balloons at the bus. The driver was awful - always late and got in to minor accidents all the time. Plus she constantly screamed at us for the smallest things. Not sure why she was allowed to drive kids around, but it was the 80's so.... Anyway one of my friends somehow managed to get a balloon right through the only open window on the entire bus. That was NOT part of the plan. :)

    Brian Droste
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what caused OP to throw a slushie at someone else?

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    #24

    Raised hand against a yellow background, symbolizing sharing intrusive thoughts. Not me, but my Marine Biology teacher in high school once licked my hand… to this day I still don’t know why. He was a kooky kind of guy so it wasn’t too off base for him…but definitely was one of those moments where after he seemed embarrassed even at himself, like wait… what did I just do?

    anon , Anna Shvets Report

    Wild Cream
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a 4th grade teacher who would sit on our desks and fart on them when we misbehaved. I didn’t realize how weird that was until I brought it up recently and my friends were like “wait wtf?” 😅

    Edda Kamphues
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had Marine Biology as a subject??

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    D**n. That is SO behavior. I had a gym teacher in the 1980s put me over his knee and pinch my posterior with two fingers. Like really pinch. He did it to a friend too. And we got bold and went to the principal. Guess what? Nothing happened, but they did transfer me to another gym class.

    #25

    I was about five years old, being raised by my grandparents. Grandma was lenient on discipline, Grandpa was not. I did something that I knew deserved a spanking, so my brilliant strategy to prevent him from entering my room was to slather the outside doorknob of my bedroom with Vaseline petroleum jelly.

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    zatrisha
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No 5yo „deserves“ spanking. The doorknob is a creative way to avoid that but it is sad.

    April Pickett
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't put today's values on yesterday's actions. It was something you did to discipline a child, it was not an everyday occurrence. You may never have been spanked, but anticipation of the punishment and the punishment were usually enough to deter future antics.

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    Upstaged75
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty funny. I wonder what grandpa thought.

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    #26

    Uniformed officers in a formal gathering, with focus on badge details. I swung at my sergeant. Unfortunately I missed him.

    chalky87 , Marta Branco Report

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Seven Ways To Crash Land.

    #27

    Father and daughter playing with blocks and a dollhouse, sharing a moment in a bright room with wicker storage baskets. I didn’t pull out. Now I have a kid.

    RWPRecords , Tatiana Syrikova Report

    Wild Cream
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there so much beige in this baby’s room

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was decorated by an influencer.

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    Remi (He/Him)
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pulling out is the worst advice ever. Nobody's satisfied, so the temptation to keep going is high. Also even pulling out you get almost the same risk of std and even with a well done pullout, there's some precum that leaks out before and often has some swimmers in it. Condoms are the best for safer s3x all around

    SirWriteALot
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you mean "didn't use a cøndòm". You never paid attention in biology, right?

    Leslie Victor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did any one ever tell you you are a d**k?

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    #28

    I used to take the cat into my parent's office and spin her in the office chair and spin her until she puked.

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    Wild Cream
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this isn’t funny at all. This is animal cruelty.

    Roester
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of our cats loves to be spun in my office chair. He will run and jump on it to get it going and look at us like “cmon hurry up” . It’s only cruel if they don’t like it

    JK
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agree, ending up vomiting is not right. One of mine, the orangie, liked serious play. Including nerf darts. I would intentionally miss while we ran around the house chasing each other. Orangies need a lot of play. Trust me, I was good with a .22 semi and a .22 bolt action (at a firing range so it was definitely an intentional miss.) He would quit before I did. Then it was treats and snuggles. We also played mousey baseball. I'd toss little rattley mice at him and he would bat them back, and I'd toss them right back at him. Cats are very playful, but spinning them until they vomit is not right.

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