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I am sure you have thought at least once of giving away or selling some items that are just lying around and collecting dust. And that is great; it is so much better for the environment and for people with fewer funds who can’t afford new stuff. Luckily, in the internet age, selling or buying from people you don’t necessarily know has become way more accessible than ever before. However, there will always be the ones who are a bit out of touch with reality when it comes to pricing their items, especially when they are literal garbage.

This brings us to the good (bad) old Facebook Marketplace finds where a tree branch is unapologetically listed as a ‘wine bottle tree’, and most generic plush toys, for whatever reason, are priced at 2000 bucks. These and other more outrageous listings that you will find down below were found on a Facebook page called “That's it, I'm Marketplace Shaming”, whose founder and one of the admins, KristL, created it for the sake of humor.

So, Pandas, let’s dive into the internet ‘treasures’ that rightfully deserve a bit of shaming.

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    Clown fish
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a man who did one as a joke then other people asked for them and all the money goes to dogs trust here is the link https://herculevanwolfwinkle.co.uk/my-story It's not milwaukee so the post is lieing

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    Steph
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly love the naive, abstract style and would support this kid by buying one of these drawings. Hope the kid never gives up on it‘s hobby! I assume IT IS A CHILD, right?

    Clown fish
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a child. And it's not milwaukee. https://herculevanwolfwinkle.co.uk/my-story

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    Binky Melnik
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that means is you’re paid for your work. If you work, you’re a “professional.” Says noting about the quality of your work.

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    Binky Melnik
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’d buy “art” from that guy, especially for someone seriously ill, because it’d be the funniest present EVER, and because laughter is the best medicine, these would surely cure anyone of nearly anything! 😆

    Joi Cain
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Drop a pic of your pet and it will come to life" They look like they've been raised from the dead. I love zombie pet portraits.

    Beff Jezos
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually seem like a pretty good artist! Probably a joke artist! Idk about you pandas but I would buy from them!

    rullyman
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would actually buy that lower right hand side siamese cat one, for the comedy value! It's so cute!

    Steph
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooo, I want that one! 🙏🏻pleeease let me have it! I am not joking! 💕🙏🏻

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    Marilyn Russell
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interesting… It’s the impression of the pet anyway. Influenced by Picasso perhaps?

    Blondie23
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my 13 and 16 year old are better artist than this person... sorry not sorry!

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    Fry Me A Liver
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love it! If the price was $25, I'd probably order portraits of my five dogs!

    Crystal Spencer
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally pay for that. He's better than many famous artists! I think they are cute.

    Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t tell if this person is joking or not? Anyway I laughing so I cry when looking at this😭😭

    TheOddPotater (she/her)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg. this is so riderpulous (ridiculous and derpy) that i would order one of these, laminate it, frame it in a gold and diamond frame, and hang it above a pedestal. it would be passed down to many generations until it is a certified fossil in a museum.

    BigCityLady
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a deal for an artistic representation of my pet that I can have my 7yo make!!!

    Norman Beattie
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had no Idea that Picasso had a student in Milwaukee ! and he Finances the $75.00, what's the interest rate ?

    ॐBoyGanesh
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the word “professional” needs to be voted on by one’s peers.

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    This list sure does look scary, but we assure you, both Facebook Marketplace and any vintage stores that sell secondhand furniture and other stuff have a great selection of items that are worth checking out. So to get more of an idea of how one can start their journey in thrifting and upcycling projects, Bored Panda reached out to Sarah Ramberg, the owner of the website Sadie Seasongoods, which celebrates all things secondhand. There she shares various upcycling ideas, thrifted decor, or vintage-centric travel itineraries and after thrifting for her whole new house, she has more than enough experience, so make sure to visit her blog if you are feeling thrift-curious. Besides that, Sarah is also the author of the book “Crafting with Flannel” which you can find here.

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    Sarah’s blog is known for its emphasis on repurposing and upcycling. We asked her to share a specific project where she has transformed a thrifted find into a stunning repurposed piece.

    “One of my favorite upcycling projects was this industrial side table I created from VHS tapes storage drawers. Similar tables were being created from metal files (which I didn't have and couldn't find affordably), so I decided to recreate the look with a much cheaper alternative. Once I accumulated what I needed - the drawers from a thrift store, a piece of plywood, spray paint, adhesive and hairpin legs - it was a fairly straightforward project. Making those plastic storage drawers look like metal was key - and spray paint was the right choice to make that happen! Once they were painted, it was just a matter of gluing them together on top of the plywood and then adding the legs underneath. I love showing off the 'before' and 'after' because avid thrifters know how common those old tape storage boxes are - and how rarely they get repurposed,” wrote Sarah.

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    As now you all know, online thrifting often comes with challenges, such as assessing quality and authenticity. Since Sarah has had her fair share of purchases, we asked her how she ensures that the items online meet her standards for both crafting potential and sustainability. Sarah explained: “If I'm looking at furniture or higher quality furnishings (vases, paintings, etc.), I expect the listing to include photos of a maker's mark, if there is one. On furniture, this is usually found underneath (such as on tables or chairs) or on the inside of drawers. But, alas, not all pieces are marked - and they can still be good quality without a recognizable maker. While weight isn't a guarantee of quality, it's also another good indicator of a piece that is well-made; however, heavier items come with pricier shipping. And when in doubt, try Google Lens - it's such a great tool for helping me identify pieces without a maker's mark.”

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    TonyTee
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh I find this one to be more reasonable than the others, price wise and product wise

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    SUPASAAB
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a Google pixel user I recognize the outline of a person on the right side of the bed that was removed using the "magic eraser" tool

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    Nowadays, more and more people are intrigued by the idea of starting their own repurposing projects. However, more often than not, they can get overwhelmed. We asked Sarah to give a piece of advice to beginners who want to venture into upcycling using thrifted items.

    “I often get asked questions like this and always have the same answer: just about anything can become a planter, especially with artificial plants. So, upcycled planters are a great place to start - head to a thrift store and look for a 'holder', whether it's a bowl, a teacup, a basket, or even a cute pair of boots! Real plants thrive in planters with proper drainage, of course - but artificial plants can 'grow' in anything. And just like that, you've upcycled a thrift store treasure!” shared Sarah.

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who would accept this level of pay is not someone you would want anywhere near children.

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    We also were wondering about insights that Sarah could share into her approach to online thrifting. Like, how to identify valuable vintage items and unique treasures amidst the vast array of options available online. Sarah wrote: “Admittedly, it's easier to spot valuable vintage items after you've been doing it for a while. But if you're just starting out, I wouldn't worry much about value, unless you plan on reselling it. If you're curating items for your own home, what matters most is how strongly you're drawn to an item and whether or not it's within your budget. If I stumble upon an online listing that I really like, but I have some reservations about it, I'll Google the item (or brand, or other keywords in the listing) just to get a better idea of the piece's background. I'm a sucker for interesting history or intriguing backstories, and it's always fun to learn that about a piece you are eyeing.”

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    Steph
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With a little time and work, this could be turned into a nice, customized piece of furniture. I‘d give it a try!

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EDIT: I stand corrected. It's a Lodge and thicker than I realized so worth a bit more. =-== That grill could be cleaned more easily than it looks like. I've done it. Wire brush, hot fire, some food oil on the metal and it sort of bakes it in a bit like seasoning a pan. BUT - that looks like a cheap hibatchi with sheet metal sides. You can get NEW cheap hibatchis on amazon for $30.

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    And lastly, Sarah added: “Thrifting, in a physical store or online, is always a gamble. It's always important to remember that someone donated it to a thrift store for a reason. Maybe it's just not their style anymore, or perhaps they inherited something they don't want. But maybe they donated it because it's broken or unstable - a little due diligence (physically checking an item or sending questions to an online seller) can go a long way in the end. When it comes to upcycling ideas, there is an abundance of inspiration available online - searching on Pinterest or Instagram hashtags is a great way to get the creative juices flowing.”

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    Brainmas
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll sell you these boxes, nevermind that you can get them at the post office for free!

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    Emma Goransdottir
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im quite curious actually! IS there anyone out there who always longed for a lamp made of popsicles 😳??

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    DEW
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't need a cap, or tip of the pen to write with then this pen is for you!! But the bent tip is gold plated!! Gold plated for only $12.!!

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    ƒιѕн
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, def not topsoil. Maybe they found it on top and that's why they call it topsoil, but that's not topsoil.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is a small contractor that has no funds to purchase materials for a project. And client might have more work if satisfied with original work.

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    The Mediterranean Fruit
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is fine. The seller is honest, he even lists everything that is wrong with it so that the buyer knows what they are getting

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    BigCityLady
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the woman looking for a babysitter for $3/hr will take you up on it??

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they have to be pretty feet? Or can they have callouses, corns, ingrown toenails and hammer toes, maybe a planter wart here and there?

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    Daniel Atkins
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with this? The cord is sold separately and this is a little less than what they sell for retail.

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    Annie 1973
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh. I'm disabled in a wheelchair full time and don't have a drivers licence so if I want to buy something online I have to pay a little extra for delivery. Luckily in my small town I found someone that delivers for just a few bucks plus his items are cheap. Table with chairs $10 plus $2 delivery and I've furnished most of my apartment through him. It's not easy to live on a tiny disability pension and with no help available

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this cursed? (Update- hahaha I see now, creepy dude at the end of the car. I did not see that.)

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    Vanessa Richardson
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m starting to realize that half of these shouldn’t even be on this list as they’re completely normal sale listings…

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love me some clear bean thread noodles...so I just Googled them and apparently that's another name for glass noodles? I thought they were referring to bean sprouts lol

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    Zelda Sterling
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what is wrong with this one. This is happening everywhere. Yard sale leftovers, stuff that doesn't fit/isn't wanted on the moving truck...

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For eyeglass screws, for a little 10" fan with a screw, toys with batteries etc...

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    Andy Frobig
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's weird about this? You can't get a piece of cardboard on a subway grate for $950 in Manhattan

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