That was a sweetly dark burn

Yup!

oh how the turns have tabled

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

I've seen this a few times before and every time its amazing

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

haha welp

Been a bad mouth looser it seems

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

He's going to need a lot of aloe for that burn.

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

Good comparison

The entitlement geez

Still one of my favorite comebacks.

AAAHAHHAAHA *wheeze*

Why do you wear clothes? You have skin, right?

Simile to the ones my mother makes.

I hope it becomes legal here where I live

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

He's not wrong.

Yup!

I wish this was less true.

oh, trump supporters. never get boring when you guys are here.

shut her down real quick

Hahahahaha

ah yes, the old seeing gay makes u gay argument

Period

*no Trumpists*

The last bit!

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣

Dolly is the absolute best.

Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

This is priceless

OUCH

Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

College tuition prices are outrageous. There. I said it.

Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )

The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

Ahhhh Tim Curry <3

Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

OUCH

burned so bad he’s practically cremated

That must have hurt Darren

matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

Which American city was that, actually?