That was a sweetly dark burn

Yup!

oh how the turns have tabled

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

I've seen this a few times before and every time its amazing

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

haha welp

Been a bad mouth looser it seems

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

He's going to need a lot of aloe for that burn.

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

Good comparison

The entitlement geez

Still one of my favorite comebacks.

AAAHAHHAAHA *wheeze*

Why do you wear clothes? You have skin, right?

Simile to the ones my mother makes.

I hope it becomes legal here where I live

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

He's not wrong.

Yup!

I wish this was less true.

oh, trump supporters. never get boring when you guys are here.

shut her down real quick

Hahahahaha

ah yes, the old seeing gay makes u gay argument

Period

*no Trumpists*

The last bit!

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣

Dolly is the absolute best.

Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

Cos children make silence scary to hear...and I am not ready for that transition yet

The ignorant treat their uterus like a clown car.

Because some people can’t have kids. What on Earth is wrong with that woman???

Some people, like myself, actually sit down and think about whether they should or should not have kids, rather than just having kids because that's apparently what you're supposed to do. I chose not to have kids because: 1: I am not father material, and I would be scared that I cannot in fact raise a child to be a better person than I am (spoiler alert: I'm kind of not) 2: There's already EIGHT BILLION of us!! Do we REALLY need more people!? Maybe a birthrate decline is not actually such a bad thing?

Dunno. I'm just lucky i guess.

I’d rather be childless than have children that I didn’t 100% want. Having kids just to have kids “because that’s what people do” is not a good idea whatsoever.