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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#4

Atheists, Christians And Cats

Atheists, Christians And Cats

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Anna Meyers
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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#5

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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#6

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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Cosmikid
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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#9

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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#10

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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beesechurger elite
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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#11

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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#12

Definitely Atheists That Do This

Definitely Atheists That Do This

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Jessica Bower
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

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#17

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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#18

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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#20

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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Terra Renee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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#23

The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

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Mark Melton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one wants or needs Communism, it's as large a failure as Unlimited Capitalism. What we must do is combine th best of both ruined systems and call it Democratic Socialism. Take the power away from the evil few and put it where it belongs, in the hands of the Citizens!

SCP-3998
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The issue is humans are categorically incapable of following any system properly. Power corrupts people, look at anyone in government, and tell me they genuinely give a s**t about the people they are supposed to be working for.

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Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least with communism everyone is entitled to a roof over their heads.

Katherine Heasley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please. Under communism, you'd at least get a shitty, overcrowded Brutalist apartment block.

Jessica Wood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Under capitalism you get to pay 2k a month to live in said Brutalist block.

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Mermaid Elle-Jaye
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is shanty towns in Bundaberg QLD now, whole families of normal working people, the whole Showgrounds is full of homeless people (including their smal children ) now as there are no rentals in general and then we had the bad floods recently (which are still happening on the east coast of aus) I just wanted to point it out in case someone (who may have money and power in work) can do anything to help. I don’t know them but it sucks to hear about and I can’t imagine how the parents feel having to put their kids in that situation.

Lisa Jarvis
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey Fred Flintstone. I think Wilma wants you for dinner. You have Stone Age information

Lioness Nature
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where has this person been for the past 50 years alone? In an underground bunker. (Yes I know homelessness goes beyond 50 years to date).

Jo Kidd
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooh,they have tents? Here the homeless sleep in doorways&benches

grey galah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ken's pic is a stone-aged man, Ishima's is an avian dinosaur that survived the comet and can fly. hmmm

Aden Lawyer
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's fun y that he has a Flintstone as a pfp, because it seems he's living in the prehistoric era

Anna Meyers
Community Member
8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every time they shut one of these down in my city I worry about where the people ended up. I guess Texas is a communist entity. Greg Abbott is a communist dictator.

Pat Lenzo
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think the US has even gotten this far - I've only heard of a few tent cities!

Mickie Shea
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Until turn around our country to people friendly it's big moneymaker or die.

Terry McLennan
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always odd that people who say "communism is to blame, have no fuc*ing clue what communism is... we live in fascism as in government aligned with corporations of capitalism.

Adrian
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

From what I have seen of communist countries and ex-communist countries, most of the housing is high-rise apartments.

Hedgeh og
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's the point of your statement? Are you saying there's not homelessness in other states? If not, what ARE you saying?

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APL
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope, it's happening now, in your capitalist country. You just missed the whole point of this entry. Have this Fuckw!t Award and shut up.

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Autumn
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2 years ago

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Okay but communism doesn’t work either. Look at Russia right now.

Egg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Russia isn't communist you dumb f**k, it's a dictatorship.

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Craig Reynolds
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2 years ago (edited)

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Both are correct! Have you seen California?

K Wit
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes it's insane to see the wealth disparity how utterly disgusting it is. The top 1% sitting in their mansions while spewing hatred on the poor people that can't afford housing, healthcare, an education, food, clothes, a haircut, you know basic necessities bc of the opioid epidemic that had politicians in their pockets as the red states bussed their homeless into California. Making sure the poor stay poor so they have no way to get out of the vicious cycle that was created using mined data targeting all the vulnerable people.

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Leodavinci
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2 years ago

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Yeah... nope. Under capitalism, you're free to do that if you can. It's no one's "plan". Under communism, the housing plan is to send you to a gulag in Siberia... if you're lucky to live long enough for them to do that.

Tatiana Kouzmanoff
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2 years ago

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Uninformed liberals repeating what their leaders tell them instead of recognizing that it's literally the greed of those leaders that is causing the problem, not the economic system. No system would work with how they've stacked the rules in their favor. They simply point to distraction after distraction and you guys bite hook, line and sinker.

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#24

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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#31

I Like Tomatoes

I Like Tomatoes

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

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#32

No You Didn't

No You Didn't

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#34

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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over it already
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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#35

Who Needs Kids Anyway

Who Needs Kids Anyway

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beesechurger elite
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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#38

They Got Nowhere To Be

They Got Nowhere To Be

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Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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#40

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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June’s Very Own
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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#41

Clever And True

Clever And True

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Randolph Croft
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

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#42

That's Gotta Hurt

That's Gotta Hurt

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#43

But I Need A Vaccine

But I Need A Vaccine

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Random Anon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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#45

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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over it already
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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#47

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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#49

Owned, Every Single Time

Owned, Every Single Time

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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#50

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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