Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Well Well Well
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
The Only Reasonable Response
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.
British Got No Chill
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Educated Comeback
I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?
it has its origins in the middle ages. It's easy to measure with body parts, like the width of a thumb, or the length of your foot. Problem came when every city had their own version of an inch, foot, mile, etc... Napoleon had enough of it, and introduced a new system, based on meters. But Napoleon never reached the UK, or the US....
Load More Replies...I know there's whole imperial vs metric thing on the internet. I can't be the only British person who uses both. I have recipes that I use imperial for and some I use metric. I measure height and weight in both at different times. And I use miles for driving, never km, but I do use metric when measuring a room or piece of furniture for example. I swear I can't be the only one!
I use both. Why not? They each have their strengths.
Load More Replies...When I was in school, we learned the metric system because we were told we would eventually convert to it. It's been 30 years and I'm still waiting. What's funny is once you've been using the imperial system your whole life it's like second nature and you don't think about it being difficult or strange to others.
59 here, and twice while I was in school, they tried to teach metric, saying we (US) were going to start using it. Only thing I have come across since school is needing a metric socket and wrench set
Load More Replies...This is just the tip of the iceberg. The correlation between spatial dimensions and force or energy ones can be achieved much simpler and less error prone with the metric system.
The best thing about modern imperial system is that the deffinition of international yard is based on the meter (since 1959)
An imperial mile was also based on 1000: on average a grown nan was 5’2”. He could count 1000 paces, which roughly equals his height. That’s why the mile is 5,280 feet.
Yes, the name was 'milles passuum', for 'thousand paces'. Shortened to 'mile'.
Load More Replies...Then it's just super useful! (Also I love your username)
Load More Replies...Distance from my city (Valencia) to Madrid is only 1125 tomatoes.
It’s like the teachers using new math and teaching it to kids.. ahhhh do this and do that, round this one up and borrow this from there, gets you 2. Smart kid.. isn’t 4-2 shorter?
The decimal system is definitely superior. The US quickly modernised to decimal currency once they became independent from Britain. Pounds, shillings and pence was as ridiculous as pounds and ounces and feet, inches and yards and 100 degrees C to boiling point makes much more sense than 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
world is what it is. Meters may well be better and US has inches and feet. And, it's ours.
It's still rather clever, if you like acronyms. I'll always know now.
Well I grew up with the Imperial system, so I'm biased of course. But I do know that when I start complex calculations involving dollars and cents per square metre of land in x square kilometers compared to another area of land where its per hectare, I get lost with all the zeroes piling up.
Guessing all countries that use metric have metric clocks as well...
The mile is only incidentally divisible by feet as it's made up of smaller historical units, 12 inches to a foot, 3 feet to a yard, 22 yards to a chain, 10 chains to a furlong and 8 furlongs to a mile. 3 miles to a league if you want to carry on. For anyone extending this discussion into currency it was 12 pence to a shilling and 20 shillings in a pound, makes division of pounds pretty variable. To upset everyone else a guinea was 1 pound and 1 shilling.
I remember as a kid in the U.S., we kept "gearing up" to convert to the metric system. It never happened. But our money system makes way more sense than the British system, especially the "old system."
I decided a few years ago to just switch to metric. In my job as a tour guide (& my comments here) I always give the metric first.
I did not know using tomatoes as a mnemonic device was a thing. Fortunately, I have seen the error of my ways.....
And to remember how many feet in a yard, think tree - because three is too long and hard to remember.
Yah the metric system makes logical sense but the imperial system is convenient. My middle finger's 3 inches exactly, my arm is 2 feet exactly, and the top part of my thumb is 1 inch long exactly. Maybe this is just me tho. 🤨😃
I'm not sure if you're joking, but- what about everyone who hasn't got your EXACT measurements??
Load More Replies...Gee. I wonder where the USA first got their measurement systems. Were they dug up by the first Native Americans?
But why are you dealing with it? I, and most of the world, never do.
Load More Replies...No You Didn't
The fact that the comeback came from a full at Doctor, bless his heart 🤣
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)
Who Needs Kids Anyway
KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.
Ink Is Expensive
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e
Clever And True
I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.
That's Gotta Hurt
Video games aren’t age restricted. (Except for the 13+ stuff ya know. )
But I Need A Vaccine
The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆
Now That's A Damage
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies...It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
Load More Replies...These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies...It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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