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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#1

Samee, But Different

Samee, But Different

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#2

Well Well Well

Well Well Well

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#3

Do You Have One?

Do You Have One?

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#4

Atheists, Christians And Cats

Atheists, Christians And Cats

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#5

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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Lazy_Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Every. Single. Time. This is why I can't to be old, I get to roast people so good.

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IlovemydogShilo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In that logic why are they speaking in English if they are in America and not England?

Full of Giggles
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s like these people have never heard of Puerto Rico.

Jode Mode
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! I can’t believe I have a related story: I have a bunch of mental health issues and like everyone else, depression seems to be the main symptom. I was with a new friend of mine who was a quadriplegic, & we were having lunch at a restaurant. When I got there, I apologize for being grumpy, and said that I had a mood swing triggered by something on the way there, but wanted to try to make the best of our day. She looked at me and said, “Why don’t you just think about positive things and be happy? “And without missing a beat I looked at her I said, “Why don’t you just think about standing up and walking and do it?“ I’m so glad you said that to that horrible woman. People are so isocentric it’s mind-boggling; so glad you shared that story. AND I’ve posted on here before, about how the word “just” can be so toxic - perfect examples!

Ryan Collins
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What was your friends reaction? Was she mad, or did she find it funny?

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Gaétan Bouthillier
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

America is not a country, it is a continent in which millions of people speak Spanish.

Mona Lisa
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you're a bit confused there, sweet. North America is a continent. The United State of America is often shortened to 'America'. 'Americas' refer to both North and South America.

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Sheryl Thompson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant !!👌😂 & before the " Disability Police " start whining I'm in a wheelchair !!😀

Evelyn Haskins
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Though what I dispute is that USAmerican IS English! Close. A bit like Spanish and Portuguese

BasedWang12
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We don't even have an official language. I f*****g hate when people say this

Janet Graham
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate that attitude that folks can't speak anything but English. I would love to be bilingual. My dad was forced to stop speaking German at home during WWII.

Mayo
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can imagine that the old white lady in the wheel isn't supposed to be old, but also obese.

Marissa Taylor
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh s**t hahaha also since when was english America's offical languages. Espcially considering we were trying to Leave englad and all english shouldn't really be around yeah?

Mozzarella
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just free coffee? I would give her 300$ my house my car and a novel prize for that.

Isaac Harvey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“You have a brain, try using it!” (To the b***h in question)

John Baker
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JamezyJamez
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Should give them both a coffee. We need to heal, even if that means giving alms to the lost ones

Wheeskers
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2 years ago

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I'm still stunned at the rudeness of all involved. ALL.

Jessi Zultanky
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i agree the disabled woman was wrong to butt in and say something so insensitive and rude but what the other woman commented in response is not okay. it's ableist. not everyone in a wheelchair can't walk so assuming that is ignorant. also you have no idea the feelings and misgivings that come with being disabled (as i am). i understand that she was wrong but it didn't merit being slandered like that over her medical conditions.

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The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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I'm Gonna Use This One

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The Third World Refugee

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Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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Definitely Atheists That Do This

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Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess

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#14

The Entitlement

The Entitlement

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#15

What A Good Reply

What A Good Reply

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The Only Reasonable Response

The Only Reasonable Response

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I Mean They've Got A Good Point

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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#18

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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Keep Your Stick On The Ice

Keep Your Stick On The Ice

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They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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British Got No Chill

British Got No Chill

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Put The Blame Where It Belongs

Put The Blame Where It Belongs

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#23

The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

The Call Is Coming From Inside The House

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You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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Educated Comeback

Educated Comeback

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I Could See That Happening

I Could See That Happening

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No, No. He's Got A Point

No, No. He's Got A Point

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Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!

Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!

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*whispers...ohhh Burn*

*whispers...ohhh Burn*

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#30

Rare Twitter W

Rare Twitter W

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I Like Tomatoes

I Like Tomatoes

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No You Didn't

No You Didn't

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Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton

Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton

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I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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#35

Who Needs Kids Anyway

Who Needs Kids Anyway

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They Haven't Looked At Anyone

They Haven't Looked At Anyone

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#37

And Then He Blocked Me

And Then He Blocked Me

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#38

They Got Nowhere To Be

They Got Nowhere To Be

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#39

Ink Is Expensive

Ink Is Expensive

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#40

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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#41

Clever And True

Clever And True

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#42

That's Gotta Hurt

That's Gotta Hurt

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#43

But I Need A Vaccine

But I Need A Vaccine

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#44

Premature Celebration?

Premature Celebration?

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#45

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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#46

Now That's A Damage

Now That's A Damage

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#47

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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#48

Poor Darren ?

Poor Darren ?

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Owned, Every Single Time

Owned, Every Single Time

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#50

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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#51

But He Went To Get Milk...

But He Went To Get Milk...

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#52

I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film

I Hate Subtitles It Is A Foreign Film

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#53

It Wasn't Us....

It Wasn't Us....

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#54

He's Not Wrong You Know

He's Not Wrong You Know

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#55

Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

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#56

At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

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#57

I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

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#58

Toxicity Isn't Cute

Toxicity Isn't Cute

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#59

Because They Get Fired

Because They Get Fired

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#60

Having An Actual Sense Of Style

Having An Actual Sense Of Style

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#61

You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!

You Goddamn Circus Clown!!!

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#62

Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol

Microsoft Office Would've Never Expected It. Lol

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#63

The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

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#64

Ticks Also Gotta Eat

Ticks Also Gotta Eat

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Such Tomfoolery Amirite?

Such Tomfoolery Amirite?

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#66

Much Cheaper

Much Cheaper

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#67

The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

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#68

Car Thief's Nowadays

Car Thief's Nowadays

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#69

Hate Cancel Culture

Hate Cancel Culture

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#70

Not Really An Own But Still Awesome

Not Really An Own But Still Awesome

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#71

The Scapegoat Concept !

The Scapegoat Concept !

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#72

Why Didn't He Try Again????

Why Didn't He Try Again????

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#73

The Fall Of Rome!!!

The Fall Of Rome!!!

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#74

Complete F**king Legend

Complete F**king Legend

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#75

He Held That One In

He Held That One In

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#76

People Are Savages

People Are Savages

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#77

I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

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#78

He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

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Another One From Cringetopia

Another One From Cringetopia

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#80

Love That Disney Channel!!!

Love That Disney Channel!!!

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Oh How The Turn Tables….

Oh How The Turn Tables….

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#82

Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness

Thou Shalt Not Bear False Witness

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#83

Ironic, Isn't It?

Ironic, Isn't It?

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#84

He “Died” At 33…

He “Died” At 33…

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#85

Kids These Days

Kids These Days

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Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

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#87

Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

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Idiots Gonna Idiot!

Idiots Gonna Idiot!

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They Must Be Punished

They Must Be Punished

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Compound Interest

Compound Interest

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Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon

Big Bird Ain’t No Pigeon

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Hands & Feet

Hands & Feet

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#93

Is This A Comeback? Idk

Is This A Comeback? Idk

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Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

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Insert Funny Title

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Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

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Would've Never Thought Of That

Would've Never Thought Of That

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This Must Be Nice

This Must Be Nice

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Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

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Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?

Why Dou You Need Two Kitchen Sinks?

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Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

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Equality In A Nutshell

Equality In A Nutshell

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Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

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Right Here Waiting For You

Right Here Waiting For You

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Sorry, Try Again

Sorry, Try Again

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#106

Double Standards

Double Standards

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This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

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Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

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#109

Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

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#110

A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

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Copy And Paste Attack

Copy And Paste Attack

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Chad Mod At Work

Chad Mod At Work

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I Don't Know You

I Don't Know You

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#114

Cant Think Of A Title

Cant Think Of A Title

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#115

The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent

The Ability To Speak Does Not Make You Intelligent

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#116

Destruction 100

Destruction 100

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Josh Fainted

Josh Fainted

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Full Support

Full Support

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#119

Sigma Male Spotted

Sigma Male Spotted

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#120

Elon Musk Has A Son??

Elon Musk Has A Son??

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Breakup Texts

Breakup Texts

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#122

Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

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#123

This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

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Dwight From The Office

Dwight From The Office

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