That was a sweetly dark burn

Yup!

oh how the turns have tabled

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

I've seen this a few times before and every time its amazing

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

haha welp

Been a bad mouth looser it seems

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

He's going to need a lot of aloe for that burn.

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

Good comparison

The entitlement geez

Still one of my favorite comebacks.

AAAHAHHAAHA *wheeze*

Why do you wear clothes? You have skin, right?

Simile to the ones my mother makes.

I hope it becomes legal here where I live

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

He's not wrong.

I really, really want to understand this mentality that I hear from some American’s mouths - that other countries don’t have “rights” and don’t have “freedom”. I saw an interview, recently, with some big wig, political person who was involved in Trump’s campaigning, an intelligent sounding, educated person, claiming that in Australia we “don’t even have freedom”. To what are they actually referring? I really genuinely would like to understand what they think they are trying to say.

What's up with American muppets thinking the rest of the world has no rights? Just off the top of my head, employees here can take a sick day any time they want and relax while you need to jump through fiery hoops for that and may still get fired for it. Is that the freedom I should want? I think not!

r/shitamericanssay

Ugh the gun thing is sad but true in some states. These states do not require the background check, or a safety certificate, or firearm registration, or a firearm license, and there is no 10 day wait period to pick up a newly purchased firearm. Almost anyone can literally walk in and walk out with a gun in those states. And many allow purchase at 18, not 21. I told a guy from Arkansas about these laws in other states and he got super angry. Like scary angry. It was pretty eye-opening about the mentality of those “you can take my guns over my dead body” types of people. Anyway, it’s a problem with no solution in sight

Do not mess with professional comedians and expect not to get torched.

Room temperature IQ😂

That IQ number is way too high

How come seamingly so many Americans think that no other country has any rights?

Room temperature IQ hahahahahaa

Room temperature IQ- haga I have to borrow that and spread the joy!

What the hell does he mean “they don’t have rights in England”?

And a room temperature IQ in Celsius!

In the US, you must be 21 yo to buy alcohol. Yet you can buy an assault rifle.

By the way, they're using Celsius. Room temperature (70F) is 21 C. So IQ of 21 sounds about right.

Bang bang!!

So true!!

Room temperature IQ...I'm dead!

Gary Clements is no doubt one of those American morons who has false assumptions about Britain yet doesn't own a passport and is often the type of troll that is the scourge of Quora.

room temp in celsius

Temperature calculated in Celcius of course

They also aren't allowed to buy Kinder Surprise

It's so sad that these comments still occur! I lived in NY in the 70s and often got very similar ignorant comments from, 'do you have electricity' to what's it like living without democracy'... the education system has a lot to answer for. And now, it's no better here in the UK!

Good one! And true, sadly.

Nice. And they're not allowed to have Kinder Surprise, either!

That's not true - they can also buy weed in certain states.

But Fahrenheit or Celsius Temperature?

That's such a weird law tho