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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

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#4

Atheists, Christians And Cats

Atheists, Christians And Cats

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Anna Meyers
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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#5

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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#6

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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Cosmikid
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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#9

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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#10

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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beesechurger elite
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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#11

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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#12

Definitely Atheists That Do This

Definitely Atheists That Do This

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Jessica Bower
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

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#17

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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#18

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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#20

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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Terra Renee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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#24

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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#31

I Like Tomatoes

I Like Tomatoes

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

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#32

No You Didn't

No You Didn't

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#34

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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over it already
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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#35

Who Needs Kids Anyway

Who Needs Kids Anyway

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beesechurger elite
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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#38

They Got Nowhere To Be

They Got Nowhere To Be

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Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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#40

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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June’s Very Own
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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#41

Clever And True

Clever And True

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Randolph Croft
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

Chinmayee Kalghatgi
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s sad. Even if you come out people may say “you haven’t met the right person”. It’s still so effed up that there is a lot of risk when coming out

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And again gay women apparently don't exist in people's minds.

JASH80
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

of course they do, but a man replying to a man's comment (assuming it was a man) will obviously be referring to the benefit of a straight man

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Jerry The Joker
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sorry, I have a hard time with people that pay taxes in our country not getting equal rights.

Nightshade1972
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was in my forties before I came out. Not long thereafter, my spouse admitted that she'd always wanted to be a woman. She transitioned two years ago. We just celebrated 17 years of marriage in March.

Paul Richards
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they don't breed, and they generally are fabulous and raise property values

RoseTheMad
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but then the lesbians are taking the women, cos we help our gay friends out and leave some men for them. x3

JASH80
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and I'm sure that some straight men find that outrageous because all those women are not really gay, they just *haven't had a real man yet*

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Sue Clifford
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plus, I have never met a gay person who wasn’t one of the nicest people I have ever met. They are kinder, nicer, more understanding and more. What amazes me the most is they are all this and more even after all the hate that is thrown at them.

Becky Greeley
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

know and love a whole lot of gay people. Some of THE best people in this world.

Mike Weber
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Umm, the dude they took with them was never competing with you for girls.

Spleens the cat fan
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

season 1 of She-Ra reboot: we can't be as gay as steven universe season 5 of She-Ra reboot: we can be gayer

Autumn
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You do an incredible job of pushing on, even when people at your schools just won’t stop

Phill Healey
Community Member
2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the only decent move I've seen Lukaku do! Yeah still people will pay millions for him

Jonny Chevalier
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

medicaly speaking there were in the 1950ies 8 documented sexes in humans.. some ignorant doctors would convert at birth males with tiny penis to girls and they would be raised as girls.. that did not make them girls.. get over it we are all created as we should be. accept it. If your christian. stop saying your GOD made a mistake... lol Gays are great and fun.. and I'm straight. and still love them..[that is why they are called GAY look up the meaning of the word]. p.s the globe is over populated .

Leisa K
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stop putting gay people in a box. They are human beings, just like the person who originally posted that c**p is pretending to be.

Mickie Shea
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly and heroically true. Less competition for a dwindling supply.

elfin
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the gays in question are women, they are not taking another dude with them.

WhyAmIHere
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My aunt and her gf got together, they've been together for quite some time and if they weren't looked down upon they would be married. But I mean gay people are awesome. I'm a big cup of half and half so I'm kinda awesome I guess.

Moxie Mallahan
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And yet another person who ignores the fact that gay women also exists. And its weird since the questions was specifically asking about gay PEOPLE, not just gay men. Have others forgotten that the word people mean both men and women?

Autumn
Community Member
2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This reminds me about what one kid I used to go to school with said XD Someone asked him what he thsugjt of gay people and he said “They’re great. Less competition 😏” That kid was great

Laura Gillette
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2 years ago

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Leodavinci
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2 years ago

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Sheesh! If you think your competition is gay guys...

Tatiana Kouzmanoff
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2 years ago

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He was literally making the point that they are not competitors. Sheesh!

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#42

That's Gotta Hurt

That's Gotta Hurt

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#43

But I Need A Vaccine

But I Need A Vaccine

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Random Anon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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#45

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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over it already
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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#47

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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#49

Owned, Every Single Time

Owned, Every Single Time

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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#50

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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