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Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.

Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.

Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.

#4

Atheists, Christians And Cats

Atheists, Christians And Cats

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Anna Meyers
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9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

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#5

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?

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#6

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

The Greatest Genius Of Our Time

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Cosmikid
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

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#9

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

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#10

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?

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beesechurger elite
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

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#11

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair

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#12

Definitely Atheists That Do This

Definitely Atheists That Do This

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Jessica Bower
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

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#17

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

I Mean They've Got A Good Point

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#18

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

Some People… Are Not The Smartest

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#20

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption

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Terra Renee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

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#24

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?

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#27

No, No. He's Got A Point

No, No. He's Got A Point

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Anna Banana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well it looks so compelling, especially since up until about 5 years ago most of the LGBTQ+ movies were about gay bashings or AIDS. Clearly queer people who grew up watching these thought to themselves: "THIS is what I want, where do I sign up?"

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Joy Hunter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, depopulating the earth is pretty much the only way to save it.

Stoopham McFernybabes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My thoughts exactly! Can we please have more non-procreative sex in the world? It will be fun and won’t harm the ozone layer.

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Lazy Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing to worry about here, all the lesbians will want to have sex with women.

over it already
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also....a little less overpopulation sounds glorious & would surely do wonders for the environment.

Anna Banana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought that was hummus, since all vegan men are gay, right? /s

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Mark Stewart
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Idiot of course there'll be someone to have sex with women - the lesbians 🤣.

RainWingRoyal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the Bisexuals, the pansexuals, the demis, ect. Basically everyone who isn't gay or ace. (Because yes, homophobes, it is possible to be attracted to both men and women! Not talking to you Mark, just adding on to your statement!)

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Me
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depopulating the Earth sounds like a good thing.

shodokai
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen a bunch of pirate movies and still haven't turned pirate.

Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't be concerned. There is a lot of STEM on TV and the Internet and you're still a moron.

Martha Meyer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Interesting how "Gay" to this idiot apparently only means "gay men". Because as far as I know all the gay women are still lining up to "have sex with a woman".

PixelShroom
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sir. I'm asexual. I've never met another person that was asexual. So why am i not gay or strait.

UpQuarkDownQuark
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being gay is clearly be better if all it takes is a glimpse of it for people to rush to it.

Stephanie Wittenberg
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bam! (They'll also tell you that letting kids celebrate Halloween will turn them into Satanists or witches.)

Per-Ole Sjuve
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems like he is really strugling not to burst forth from the closet, singing showtunes, after watching so much gay on tv.

Katherine Boag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um, if everyone is gay, there are plenty of people that will have sex with a woman: all the other women.

Sasha
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what these people would say if the govt released a vaccine against the gay. Also we have an overpopulation problem, we can survive a lower birth rate.

Eb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case no one's noticed, male couples and female couples are actually having kids these days ...

HarriMissesScotland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 2 gay nieces have children and now they have grandchildren. I also had a gay brother. He died last year at 88. He and his partner were together for over 60 years.

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SCP-3998
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nvm men not wanting to have sex with women, that wont go away. The issue is that women no longer want to have sex with men. Because of, well...SOOOOOO many (very valid) reasons. Also, hiding your sexuality didnt work out in the 50s, 3/4 of my extended family got divorced because they "realized" they were gay. Meanwhile my 1 gay aunt has been sitting there with her wife since the 40s laughing in happiness. And this Yahoo thinks gay media is an issue. Ok🤦‍♀️

Just a girl with a brain
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the argument of ‘gay parents raise gay kids’ bc then if homophobes have gay kids I guess the homophobes have to be gay too

Sam J
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess I'm gay now? I'm aro/ace and even before I learned what those were, I still knew that I wasn't attracted to anybody physically or romantically. Ffs, the idiocy of some people astounds me.

Random Anon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Logic is too difficult for these people. Maybe the concept can be better conveyed with a numbered coloring book.

Cadena Norton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If seeing it ok to be gay makes them gay....they were already gay they were just not afraid to show it

Pangolin Pal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not to mention, aren't lesbians people who, by definition, want to have sex with a woman? Aha, but there's the reveal -- "no one" will want to have sex with a woman, because women themselves are "no one." Gotcha.

RandomFrog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I see cheese, I won’t be cheese I’ll still be human🙄🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

grey galah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am i the only one who noticed the assumption that all women are straight. Yeah, thanks Queen Victoria

Mermaid Elle-Jaye
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate this argument so much and love using me or my sister as an example when it’s brought up (we were brought up with a super fun queer upbringing & my mums have been together since 1997) 😆 especially the -kids don’t understand - argument 😆 dumbasses, the only thing ‘the gays’* and LGBT TEACHES YOUNG KIDS IS - always be yourself, love you and treat others good, be who YOU are! (*= my dad uses this term still and it’s funny still as an adult). Also I thank the stars I had a super queer upbringing cos I never struggled with my sexuality or anything they had to deal with in the s**t days because the queer world is just more about acceptance than prejudice

Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm someone who grew up with hetero things. Cant see straight. (I'll leave lol)

katekat_1
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol I grew up with little to no idea of what homosexuality was and I still turned out gay as hell.

Awsomemom52
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen thousands of music videos and listened to even more music... but to this day (53 years old) I can't read music, compose or sing particularly well... weird, isn't it?

Shushadei
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gay or not gay... (I am all in for LGBTQIA+, same rights for everyone!) DEPOPULATION of the earth would be a good thing after all! Don't you agree? I am speaking of hunger, climate problems, killing ecosystems for profit... If sexual oriantation would help : Go for gay!

Thembisa Shushu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So having hetero-sex is the only way to have children? Depopulation isn't a bad idea actually

Dee Lee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES - biological sex and "artificial" sex (insemination/tech) are the only ways to produce human offspring to date. Cloning coming up, but we aren't talking about experimental technologies, are we?

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Walter Brameld
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you think the only thing keeping people from being gay is the belief that it's wrong, then you must yourself be a closeted homosexual. I mean, you just admitted that the only thing stopping you is that you believe it's wrong, am I right?

Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soo, does that person honestly think that most heterosexuals are not heterosexuals by nature but by societal pressure? Like every dude would actually prefer sex with other men but someone has got to populate the earth, so it's a duty to have unprotected heterosexual sex? Someone is deep in the closet and really hating himself.

ProgHead777
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this a tacit admission that this person was attracted to members of their own sex but never acted on it because it was stigmatized in popular culture? Think about it.

Ross Hamilton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd much rather have a child who is so gay they s**t rainbows than have a child who is so stupid and ignorant that they spew ignorant homophobic b******t like this.

Brook
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i saw black representation, so why haven't i turned black? you idiot being gay isn't an influential thing also being gay is AWSOME

Fanstacia D
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Growing up with only hetero media just made an entire community of people vulnerable to anxiety, depression, forced conversion torture and delayed healthy romantic interpersonal development for lack of LGBT2SQAI representation and possibility models.

Cyndielouwhoo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If TV worked like that, why is the OP so dumb considering there's so much educational programming out there?

Ali Sherlock
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe, just maybe having less people on this earth wouldn't be such a bad thing for the planet... plus less ignorant people like you

Analyn Lahr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Personally, I don't think there's enough LGBTQplus on TV. I want to see more.

Alexis minnix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok but, my grandma says the exact same thing as the first person. Like she deadass believes gay tv people will turn our kids gay. She also believes if a girl in high school gets pregnant she should be kicked out of the high school Bc if she’s not she will be teaching other people it’s “ok to have pre-marital sex”

Meme Lord
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have gay people at my school and it's awesome. I love that people so young can make that choice. I'm straight but I'm an ally of the LGBTQ+ community

InfiniteZero
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I too have a question: when I was 7 I saw two women on TV kissing. Why am I not a lesbian?

Mya Lugar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Mom (now 95) grew up watching almost only westers and boxing when tvs became common, as that was what her father wanted to watch. She has never pulled a gun on me or my siblings,given us a right cross to the jaw, or cooked our beans and coffee over a campfire. Raise your children to think through their decisions and make their own responsible choices for their lives.

Lisa Jarvis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There were gay and intersex people in all of history. WAAAy before TV and internet.

Eloise
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like he thinks about not wanting to have s3ks with a woman quite a lot.

Box Knight
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, it'd probably be a good thing for us (humans) to die out. The world could actually heal.

スプーン
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait! I'm Bi but don't want kids...am I helping to depopulate the world? If so awesome!

Adagar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always read between the lines with these and see: "If I grew up being told it was OK to be gay I'd be gay right now". These poor closeted individuals :(

Jo Kidd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is there so many phobic people out there...Is it catching?

Heather G
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see nothing wrong in depopulating the earth. Sooo that argument does not work.

Moxie Mallahan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this person completely ignoring the fact that gay girls also exist? "No one will have sex with women!" Um yes they will...... lesbians will!

The_many-faced_Cod
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By that logic, we need more gays because the earth is in dire need of a good depopulating.

DC
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've looked at a Maserati for about an hour when I met one in the wild. An old one, sixties, a Straight Six masterpiece of an engine ... stopped looking when the owner ran out of time. Sadly, I did not grow a Trident in my pants, so still can't really fill a Quattroporte at once, hahaha. But, seriously ... this is below and beyond every kind of stupidity anyone has any obligation to deal with. Just walk off and let them mumble. Them taking action - that changes this, of course, then counteraction is required. Like, kissing them were their Mama don't dare, and such...

Graham Plested
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe the idiot who posted this should sit and watch a load of gay porn and see if it it turns them gay?

Michael Cate
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if anything this world is overpopulated,we could use a lil bit of depopulization

RafCo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Athenians we're very open to the full spectrum of sexuality. I think they did pretty well for themselves. Not sure if being gay is something which needs to be avoided. Seems like most gay people I know have happy full lives with meaning and purpose. And some even have... Kids! Dun Dun Dun!! Scary Music

Linn Shonta
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do some people have such a issue with the word “gay”?! If you look it up in Webster dictionary it defines it as “ In or showing a joyous, merry mood; cheerfully lively, given to or abounding in social pleasures.” This is the formal definition of the word! Why do some people have a problem with happiness being described this way? And yes at the end of the definition it is said the informal description is for homosexuals but the original definition is for happiness. Do they have an issue with people being happy & using the term “gay” to describe their happiness? 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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Marvelous Rex
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think he's making the point he thinks he is. The world population in 1950 was around 2.5 billion. It's expected to reach 8 billion by 2024. An unforced population decline would be the best of all worlds.

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Giddyfish
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know Stuart, I like you. You're not like all the other people here, in the trailer park.

Tardigrade in space
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bro I agree with the first comment like seriously, please just let me watch my cartoon in peace I dont need all this LGBTQ c**p shoved in my face

APL
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe you could try growing up into a functional human instead of staying a twat all your life? Just a thought

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What a stupid reply indeed... Because you are already deviated... The kids are natural exposed to deviation

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I Like Tomatoes

I Like Tomatoes

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Chinmayee Kalghatgi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?

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#32

No You Didn't

No You Didn't

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#34

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit

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over it already
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, and, umm....not too smart a doctor to get coughed on all night & then go in to treat clinic patients (assuming she didn't use PPE with her little kid, bc who does?)

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Who Needs Kids Anyway

Who Needs Kids Anyway

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beesechurger elite
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

KIDS ARE OPTIONAL. YOU DONT HAVE TO HAVE KIDS BY A CERTAIN AGE, or AT ALL! Just sayin 😊

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#38

They Got Nowhere To Be

They Got Nowhere To Be

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Jayne Kyra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes I wish I could push a button and "Move B***h" by Ludacris would play.

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#40

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality

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June’s Very Own
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this Peter dude actually serious? “Oh I know they are in the midst of a war and thousands of people are dying. But can the president not wear a suit?” What an actual insensitive a*****e

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#41

Clever And True

Clever And True

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Randolph Croft
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like all of them to be safely out of the closet by adulthood. I was (M) married to a closeted lesbian and two sisters of my best friends (F) were married to closeted gay men. Years later, we're all okay, but seriously, if this wasn't so f'd up, we'd all have had probably better and more loving lives. That's 6 of us just in this one paragraph.

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#42

That's Gotta Hurt

That's Gotta Hurt

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#43

But I Need A Vaccine

But I Need A Vaccine

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Random Anon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The simple idea of "prevention is better than cure" goes over the heads of these people.

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#45

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless

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over it already
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love the unspoken slight where MTG correctly addresses AOC as Congresswoman & AOC answers "Mrs. Greene " 😆

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#47

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves

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#49

Owned, Every Single Time

Owned, Every Single Time

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somnomania
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

matt gaetz is a dumb idiot, this is like the people who took stills of dan radcliffe playing a skinhead in a movie and tried to make people think he's ACTUALLY a skinhead

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#50

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire

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#55

Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

Dschörmen Humour Is Za Best

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NsG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Humour is subjective. This is a very efficient joke, just not (subjectively) that funny.

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#56

At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

At Least He Didn't Find Her On Reddit

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Chris M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So only approach women in places where they don't want to be approached. Got it.

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#57

I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

I Feel So Lame For Getting Chills At This

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#59

Because They Get Fired

Because They Get Fired

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Eagle Girl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cops don't have McDonald's french fries. You could lure a unibomber from a bunker with those fries

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#63

The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

The Passion For Objecting To The Simple Task Of Wearing A Mask Is Creepy

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#67

The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

The Bible Itself Is A Comeback!

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June’s Very Own
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What confuses me is the big controversy and fights that happen because of religion. “Oh I’m right, god is real, what you believe In is wrong” like NO religions are all different, because people believe in different things. Anyone can choose to believe or not believe in anything in the whole world that they want to, and it’s not up for discussion.

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#68

Car Thief's Nowadays

Car Thief's Nowadays

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J. F.
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the same as the guy who broke into a football coach's home and reported him for having certain pictures of children - there is always a line that never gets crossed, even by criminals

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#69

Hate Cancel Culture

Hate Cancel Culture

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#72

Why Didn't He Try Again????

Why Didn't He Try Again????

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#74

Complete F**king Legend

Complete F**king Legend

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Tatiana Kouzmanoff
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so great to finally have a president we can be proud of. sure, he's the president of Ukraine, but still proud.

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#77

I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

I Don't Remember Seeing This One But Delete If It's A Repost

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#78

He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

He Is Samoan... Its A Tradition To Have Tattoos

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#80

Love That Disney Channel!!!

Love That Disney Channel!!!

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#81

Oh How The Turn Tables….

Oh How The Turn Tables….

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June’s Very Own
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aren’t all emergency services permitted to do that? If someone’s house is burning down you can’t expect the fire brigade to stop and wait a red light yk

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#83

Ironic, Isn't It?

Ironic, Isn't It?

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Leodavinci
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering what going on with crypto right now... not all that ironic.

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#84

He “Died” At 33…

He “Died” At 33…

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#86

Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

Vandalized Pineapples Makes Me Laugh Every Time

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#87

Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

Back When Trump Was Elected My Dad Told Me “You’re Welcome.” He Didn’t Like My Response 4 Years Later

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#88

Idiots Gonna Idiot!

Idiots Gonna Idiot!

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#90

Compound Interest

Compound Interest

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Eagle Girl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to Anne Rice, you eat a rich family & live off their property & assets

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#93

Is This A Comeback? Idk

Is This A Comeback? Idk

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Rachknits
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'How to tell you're not over someone without saying you're not over them'

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#94

Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

Removed Names And Such. But Enjoy This One

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#96

Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

Lauren Boebert Is An Idiot

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Chris M
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rule of thumb, the left is trying to save people, the right is trying to kill them.

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#98

This Must Be Nice

This Must Be Nice

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Leodavinci
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering that the EC was implemented to prevent the election of someone like Trump, the fact that it failed is pretty much proof it doesn't work.

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#99

Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

Glad Someone Put Her In Her Place

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Ally Joy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She will be sitting at the gas station looking like a fool for a long time

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#101

Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

Sue’s Half-Blind, But She Isn’t A Pushover

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Katy McMouse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand why this is such an issue. It's not like I'm screaming the words in my head as I'm reading. And I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be screaming them if I had to read them out loud.

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#102

Equality In A Nutshell

Equality In A Nutshell

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phil blanque
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

An 11-year old of any gender expressing that about an adult stranger should be a deep concern...not something to post on the internet. Very weird.

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#103

Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

Those Are Rookie Numbers In India

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#106

Double Standards

Double Standards

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Tom Hanlin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are you adding all that censorship because these images are plagiarized, or what's going on here?

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#107

This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

This Is Where Being Big-Headed Gets You

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#108

Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

Good To Know That "Bozo" Is Alive And Well

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Eagle Girl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or maybe it got run over by a wheelchair accessible van, that's if karma didn't take the day off lol

#109

Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

Hmmmmm Think You May Be Wrong

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#110

A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

A Really Poisonous Congresswoman?

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Katy McMouse
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do they really think Biden's sitting around perusing Twitter? That was Trump's modus operandi.

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#111

Copy And Paste Attack

Copy And Paste Attack

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#114

Cant Think Of A Title

Cant Think Of A Title

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#116

Destruction 100

Destruction 100

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WhyAmIHere
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But.....SAYING SPEECH 100 IS CALLING THEM GOOD??? oh...wait they're being sarcastic. Sorry they were speaking idiot I didn't understand for a sec.

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#118

Full Support

Full Support

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#120

Elon Musk Has A Son??

Elon Musk Has A Son??

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Tiny Dancer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be easy to forget the little buggers considering some of their names! The latest is Exa Dark Sideræl (she goes by Y), Griffin, Xavier, Kai, Saxon, Damian and X.

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#121

Breakup Texts

Breakup Texts

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Anna Lessens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We really should deal with this orgasm predicament. I propose adequate sex education...nah that will just slow abortions.....sigh

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#122

Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

Well She Did What He Asked, Right?

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#123

This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

This One Legit Made Me Laugh Ngl

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