That was a sweetly dark burn

Yup!

oh how the turns have tabled

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

I've seen this a few times before and every time its amazing

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

haha welp

Been a bad mouth looser it seems

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

He's going to need a lot of aloe for that burn.

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

Good comparison

The entitlement geez

Still one of my favorite comebacks.

AAAHAHHAAHA *wheeze*

Why do you wear clothes? You have skin, right?

Simile to the ones my mother makes.

I hope it becomes legal here where I live

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

He's not wrong.

Yup!

I wish this was less true.

oh, trump supporters. never get boring when you guys are here.

shut her down real quick

Hahahahaha

ah yes, the old seeing gay makes u gay argument

Period

*no Trumpists*

The last bit!

God and Satan agreeing. Such bipartisanship

Nope, Stephen Hawking was quite clear about God being non existent

Who's got the aloe vera for this man's burn?

Just...*chef's kiss*

HAHAH

Lol... this is good.

burn!

😂😂😂

But He allowed Jews killings by Hitler, over their prayers and so much more on this planet

'The simple truth' = truth for the simple

Wouldn't bring that argument into a courtroom, would you? Let's hear/see your proof/evidence, Franklin.

we can only hope this is so.

Thanks, Satan.

"can confirm" i fell out of my chair...

This one is my favorite

😂😂😂😂😂

When people mix religion (or politics) with science and proven facts. Does using his name in vain, or the thou shall not lie commandment not a sin anymore? The rules change so much.

Without the idea of God there is no Satan, and neither exist without a consciousness to apprehend it as “something” so what is real and is not? It’s more like stuff coming and going and that’s it, that’s okay.

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Not funny

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?