Be careful of what you post online, because it can always come back at you like a boomerang. This advice is older than the internet itself, but still, many people think it won’t happen to them.
Think again! There’s even an entire subreddit known as “Clever Comebacks” dedicated to responses and comments so witty and so savage that they roasted the barbecue out of the OP. Some comebacks are not just ‘oh snap’ but rather ‘oh smack,’ and they’re just totally hilarious.
Below we selected some of the most clever and funny comebacks screenshotted and shared on this community, so pull your seat closer and upvote the best ones as you go. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous features with clever comebacks here, here and here.
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Samee, But Different
Well Well Well
Do You Have One?
Atheists, Christians And Cats
Why Don't You Stand Up For Yourself?
The Greatest Genius Of Our Time
I'm Gonna Use This One
The Third World Refugee
Found It On Twitter. Hope I Am Not Too Late
Why Would They Need To Am I Rite?
Just Another Reason To Keep My Purple Hair
Definitely Atheists That Do This
Both Magnus Carlsen And I Can Play Chess
The Entitlement
What A Good Reply
The Only Reasonable Response
I Mean They've Got A Good Point
Some People… Are Not The Smartest
Keep Your Stick On The Ice
They Must Have Had A Religious Exemption
British Got No Chill
Put The Blame Where It Belongs
The Call Is Coming From Inside The House
You Sure You Aren’t The One Here Illegally?
Educated Comeback
I Could See That Happening
No, No. He's Got A Point
Trust Me, I'm A Doctor!
*whispers...ohhh Burn*
Rare Twitter W
I Like Tomatoes
No You Didn't
Master Counter-Heckler Dolly Parton
I’m Not Sure If This Is The Appropriate Subreddit
Who Needs Kids Anyway
They Haven't Looked At Anyone
And Then He Blocked Me
They Got Nowhere To Be
Ink Is Expensive
Higher Dducation and health care in 'Murica are financially predatory.
Load More Replies...Or it lets you get a job that doesn't involve shoveling mulch around flower beds or folding sheets in a discount store (I've done both). My masters degree let me get a secure professional job that let me take care of my family when my late husband fell ill, and is providing me with a decent retirement. Going to a good trade school, which can cost as much as an academic college, can also lead to a secure financial future. Put something in, get something out.
Load More Replies...College is like reading all night. You'll regret doing it in the end but regret's overrated
All the tuition and we still had to pay for printing, it was ridiculous.
Tuition pays for instructors and the physical facility where you attend classes, as well as the staff needed to maintain records. Books, printing, etc. are going to cost extra, unless you want the college to just charge everyone another few hundred per semester, whether you used the copy machines or not.
Load More Replies...Let's be honest here. Usually it is the professors that require a print out to be turned in for a grade. Students are often reluctant to do it because it costs them money. It costs the professor nothing, so they do not care.
Load More Replies...Renting printers and copiers and maintaining them costs $$$. Its not just about the paper, although it can be easy to run through boxes of the stuff, especially if people don't pay for it.
Load More Replies...Mathematically, for those who care, the yearly cost of operating that printer is, apparently: 48,000 taco bell tacos 13,008 gallons of gas 504 tickets to Disney world. So, much much less than the tuition of 5200 students. Which means, yes. Tuition is outrageous.
What does the office Dory say? "Just keep printing, printing, printing."
This Is How Detached The Rich Are From Reality
Clever And True
That's Gotta Hurt
But I Need A Vaccine
Premature Celebration?
Noticing Their Grammatical Errors When Someone Question Someone Your Intelligence = Priceless
Now That's A Damage
The Only Comeback This Pettiness Deserves
Poor Darren ?
Owned, Every Single Time
It Is Forbidden To Kill; Therefore All Murderers Are Punished Unless They Kill In Large Numbers And To The Sound Of Trumpets - Voltaire
These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies...It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
Load More Replies...These were hilarious! But the posts about gay people were annoying since for some bizarre reason, they completely singled out men, as though they think lesbians don't exist or something. 🙄
A common cold is a rhinovirus. Totally different thing. And there's nothing "leftist" about public health precautions. But apart from that, you barely sound like a cretin at all.
Load More Replies...It's right after the incredibly long list of Americans who use the word "liberals" without having the faintest idea what it means.
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