That was a sweetly dark burn

Yup!

oh how the turns have tabled

I don't think they buy and sell Christians. I think you find them lying around outside liquor stores, gay bars, etc, looking for people to harrass. You just scoop them up.

I've seen this a few times before and every time its amazing

Scientifically, his little "survey" here is completely biased and designed to provide the answer he wants. And he also doesn't say "flood proof" - which is a bigger real problem than earthquakes - which you are never going to "proof" -

haha welp

Been a bad mouth looser it seems

thank god, the notion of being able to have these two specimens is almost scarier than covid itself

We are shutting off your brain, 9 to 5, it’s not like your using it anyways

He's going to need a lot of aloe for that burn.

I get accused of worshipping the devil b/c I'm atheist. Ummm I don't believe in God thus I don't believe in the devil either

Good comparison

Both seatbelted and unseatbelted people can get into a car accident.

Another one for my arsenal

For the people that don't get it, he is basically saying one is worse in this case the one without the vaccine is him and the one with the vaccine is serena

Vaccinated and currently have Covid. Not great, but I've seen people need lung transplants on the news station.

Smart thinking

Stephen Colbert got Covid. Twice. Good news is that he's alive and back to work because he was vaccinated. That's Serena Williams level of winning.

Tick !!

Brilliant

Both car driver with seatbelt and without seatbelt can have an accident.

Literally accurate though.

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Odd comeback, given how many professional tennis players are apparently vax deniers.

The entitlement geez

Still one of my favorite comebacks.

AAAHAHHAAHA *wheeze*

Why do you wear clothes? You have skin, right?

Simile to the ones my mother makes.

I hope it becomes legal here where I live

They also had lots of incest. Or just the kids did. Either way, they were the very first Lannisters.

He's not wrong.

Yup!

I wish this was less true.

oh, trump supporters. never get boring when you guys are here.

shut her down real quick

Hahahahaha

ah yes, the old seeing gay makes u gay argument

Period

*no Trumpists*

The last bit!

Why is the imperial system like that? I am curious. Metric kind of makes sense since 10 mm make 1 cm but what is the reason for a foot to be 12 inches?